[Gintama] The Story of Me and Curly Yaksha

My Story with Curly Yaksha 11

Sakata Gintoki was lying in the shade of a tree, and his whole body was in a state of salted fish. Although he was usually very salty fish, his current state of salted fish obviously had something on his mind. The dead fish eyes were more deadly than before up.There are many men practicing kendo on the training ground, and men's shouts can be heard from a distance.

As for the people sitting under the shade of the trees, some are resting, some are sharpening their knives, in short, they are doing their own things.Sakata Yinshi lay down with a dead face on his face, and suddenly said in a strange tone, "I have something to say, it's my friend's business. It's really just my friend's business, not me, Yin!"

"Well, Captain, tell me." Zhong Tian, ​​who was sharpening his knife next to him, said in a flat tone, and the others also pretended to be calm but listened with ears pricked up.

Generally speaking, the opening line is "I have a friend" is basically my own business, but there are very few things that can make this salty fish distressed by Sakata Gintoki, which is too interesting, so I didn't expose him, I want to hear him continue go on.

"My friend, he has been liking women for 17 years, and he likes cute girls with big breasts. But, but he seems to have feelings for a man suddenly." Sakata Gintoki is simply unlovable, "Although that man He is good-looking, and his body is small and soft, and his frail appearance makes people want to protect him, and his personality is also very cute, but no matter what, he is still a man!"

Hearing this, Taneda looked back at him, and then at Hayasaka Ori, who was practicing seriously in the distance from the camp practicing swords, showing an expression of instant understanding.

Well, I can understand, after all, Hayasaka is really good-looking, even better-looking than many women, so good-looking makes her sexual orientation confusing.

Geng Tian continued to sharpen his sword calmly, "What's wrong with men, every manga has one or two fake girls who pretend to be men, cuteness is king."

"And with men, you can do things you can't do with women."

The 17-year-old Sakata Gintoki is still pure compared to himself ten years later, so he was thrown in the face by the exhaust of his comrade-in-arms. He was immediately shocked by the other party's perverted speech, and almost opened a new door.

Before he could reply, another comrade-in-arms couldn't help interjecting, "A Zhi is really good-looking, if he's not a man, I'll confess right away and get dumped."

"It's better not to do this. Hayasaka seems to be very concerned about others treating him as a woman. It was for this reason that he shaved his head before. But I really seem to see him wearing women's clothing."

"Shut up! Fake motherfucker!" Sakata Yinshi rolled his eyes, suddenly realized something, and shouted: "When did I say it was A Zhi?! I didn't say a word, okay!"

Everyone showed a look that we all understand, and one of the younger comrades in arms thought for a while, and said: "If it wasn't for Hayasaka, the only man who can be called beautiful in this barracks is Mr. Gui, and Mr. Takasugi is also very handsome. beautiful."

"Indeed, Governor Takasugi looks slender and should be more suitable. Wearing women's clothes will give people a kind of tall and cold beauty. Hehe, it's kind of cute."

Sakata Gintoki's eyes are dead, his team is full of perverts.

"Forget about the guy with the long hair like a woman in the wig, how can Takasugi be considered beautiful?!" Sakata Gintoki was a little dissatisfied, imagining Takasugi's women's clothing, and he almost vomited.

"No no, Governor Takasugi is very good-looking. There are no genders for beauties, good-looking is king!"

"Are you all perverts?!" Sakata Gintoki was a bit devastated, I often feel out of place with you because I'm not perverted enough.jpg.

"Forget it, I think even if Hayasaka is with a man, he is with Mr. Takasugi. I think they always hang out together." One of them said.

Sakata Ginshi was stunned for a second, he remembered that Hayasaka Ori and Takasugi were often together, and Takasugi would often talk to her about things in the tent, and when it was time to take a bath, Ori would run out, and was caught by Takasugi with ease.

Takasugi seldom cares so much about others, when the two talk, there is a kind of tacit understanding that others cannot penetrate.

He looked at Zhi Yi, who was seriously practicing swordsmanship on the training ground, and this man's swordsmanship was still so bad that it was hard to describe.At this moment, he saw Takasugi approaching.

"There are some problems here, here, and here. Since you have accepted this job, please complete it carefully for me, and give it to me"

Managing an army is not as simple as imagined. In addition to thinking about the correct strategy and tactics, daily necessities, rice, oil, salt, military affairs and finance are also a very tricky part.Takasugi is the very cautious type, so sometimes he can seem too harsh and unreasonable.

"Well, I see." But Hayasaka Ori didn't care much about his attitude, just took it over and glanced at it, "I personally think it's okay if the accounts are not so detailed, but since you said so, I will Remember to be more detailed."

"Are you practicing sword?" He saw that Zhiyi was holding a wooden knife, with beads of sweat on his face.

"Well, if you don't study hard, you may die in the next battle."

"How much have you learned?"

"I probably remember the movements." Zhiyi replied honestly.

Gao Shan raised his eyebrows, "Let me see if you practice two knives?"

There is no doubt about him in weaving clothes, and he has practiced everything he has learned before.

Gao Shan frowned after reading it, "This soft movement is not to mention going to the battlefield, just a light hit can knock your knife into the air."

"...Sorry." Zhiyi lowered her head and nodded her fingers.

Takasugi sighed, "Anyway, you have to redouble your training. I will train you personally. Starting tomorrow, you will come to the Ghost Squad."

"Hey, according to your training method, this bean sprout will die." At this time, Sakata Gintoki came over, snickering behind these players who were about to watch the show, "Besides, this bean sprout is from our team. Is it really okay for you to endure so openly and aboveboard!"

The comrades behind him also nodded in agreement. The Spartan training of the ghost soldiers is famous, and weak chickens like Hayasaka Zhiyi will definitely not be able to hold on.Although it's on the battlefield, you have to proceed step by step, otherwise your body will be overwhelmed and it will affect the battle.

Gao Shan rolled his eyes at him mercilessly, and snorted coldly: "According to your team's sloppy training method, she can't improve. She has never learned swordsmanship before. Can you guarantee that she can survive on the battlefield?"

"Who are you talking about being muddled! I just hate that kind of unchanging training method, it's so boring!"

"The fastest training method is still actual combat." Sakata Gintoki hooked his fingers at her, "It's faster to learn directly with your body. You can fight with me."

The comrades behind him almost shouted, Hey! ! !You are more messy! ! !What strength do you have, Hayasaka, what strength does he have, don't you have any b points!You will kill him!

Zhiyi trusts Takasugi and Yinshi very much, and will agree to almost anything.So when Gintoki said that, Hayasaka Ori nodded without thinking about anything.

So the two of them put on a posture ready to fight, but unfortunately the battle ended very quickly. When the wooden sword touched the wooden sword, there was only a slap, and the wooden sword in Hayasaka Ori's hand was easily knocked away by Sakata Gintoki It went out and flew far away like a boomerang.

"Ah..." Hayasaka Ori groaned, then ran over to pick up his knife.

Sakata Gintoki couldn't believe it. Although he knew that knitting was very good, he didn't expect it to be so good. He even felt that he didn't contribute much. "Really?"

"Ha, Hayasaka, are your hands alright?" A comrade couldn't help asking.

"It's okay." Ori Hayasaka moved her wrist. She only felt that her wrist was a little numb and not very flexible.But if she doesn't lose her pain sensation, she will find that her wrist is very painful and sprained.

Sakata Gintoki's strike was indeed too heavy for her.

"She can't even hold a knife steadily, so how can she receive actual combat training. Just follow me, I will give her a customized training plan." Gao Shan took a look at Zhiyi's wrist, and then let it go.

"No, no, I will be lighter next time. It is more useful in actual combat. And your training plan is terrible. Isn't that the way to train people, it is the way to train Godzilla."

"What did you say?!"

The two quarreled again, and finally decided to train her together to see who could cultivate this useless person into a talent faster.

These two are like little boys subconsciously wanting to show off to the girl they like in front of them, but the way they show it is too clumsy, and most people will be tossed hard by them.

In the end, only Hayasaka Ori was tossed about, and only Hayasaka Ori would be honestly accepted.

The team members who watched the fun cast pitying eyes on Zhiyi, "Hayasaka is so pitiful." "If you train with these two people, you will die."

Hayasaka Ori looked at the two of them because he didn't understand, with a dumbfounded expression, and nodded honestly, "Okay, please both of you."

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Even though he was trained by Takasugi and Gintoki together, Hayasaka Ori's swordsmanship is still improving at an extremely slow speed, which makes people very desperate.

Neither of the two kings could carry her bronze, which shows that even a top swordsman is very distressed when facing a rookie with no foundation.

Hayasaka Ori would often find Sakata Yinshi staring at her, his dead fish eyes were not focused, as if he was in a daze.

Sakata Gintoki is very troubled. Originally, this is not the time to think about these things. You have to fight every day, maybe you will die tomorrow. The matter of Matsuyo-sensei is not clear yet. It is strange to like someone else under such circumstances Now, compared to these, gender or something is not so important.

In the final analysis, he is still a teenager at heart, with young and strong feelings, because it is the first love in his life, so he is really at a loss.All I can do is pretend nothing happened, but I can't help but still care.

Just when he was in a daze, Hayasaka Ori had already walked to him.

"Here you are." Sitting next to Sakata Gintoki, she handed him a bottle of Kopeito.The way she comforts others and thanks others is like this, she will find a way to get what the other person likes, and then give it to the other party, straightforward and cute.

"I see that you seem to have something on your mind recently. Although I don't know what it is, if you want to worry, you can worry about it while eating something you like. You can also ask me to accompany you."

Sakata Yinshi was critically attacked again, ah why is he so cute, don't disturb Ah Yin's heart anymore.

"Do you like me, Ah Yin?" Yinshi asked with a little expectation.

Hayasaka Ori nodded honestly, "I like it. Don't you say that we are friends who go to the festival together? Isn't it right for friends to comfort each other when they are troubled?"

Hayasaka Ori has no friends, so she can't tell the difference between friendship and love. It's just that what he said at the festival moved Ori very much. It was the first time someone said such words to her, so she just focused on treating each other well.

"Ah, ah, yes, we are friends." Sakata Gintoki said in a strange tone with cold sweat on his face, ah, it's too bad that he was almost discovered, why did he ask so impulsively.