Nobody knows I'm a fairy

The moon is dark and the wind is high, the grass is lonely and the tomb is lonely, and the phosphorus fire appears and disappears. There is an ancient well in this dilapidated temple that is rarely visited by people.

Ancient and withered, surrounded by weeds.

It is said that more than 20 years ago, two daring hikers came to this cemetery. They did not know what they saw. One fell into the bottom of the well, and the other became a madman, calling the woman in red, the woman in red all day long.

Later, the relevant departments came to investigate and dug out a set of broken red palace clothes from the bottom of the well, which drove two experts crazy.

So the mountain was closed, and the matter was left alone.

But now Shen Muzhi was sitting at the bottom of the dry well, with a crying female ghost in red lying beside her feet.

"Leave me alone, master! You are the same as the bastard before, you died when you fell down, it's not the fault of the slave!"

The female ghost cried bitterly, complaining more than Dou E, and worse than Meng Jiangnv.

She suddenly reacted: "Wait... Master, didn't you lose your breath, why did you come back to life? Could it be... You also took the house?!"

Shen Muzhiben was drowsy from her buzzing, and when he heard the word "Duoshe", he immediately raged at the moss-covered stone at the bottom of the well, and then his hands swelled into steamed buns.

"Seize the house?! I am Shen Muzhi from the Human Resources Office of the Siyu Office, and my direct superior is Emperor Gochen Shanggong. You should stop talking nonsense and affect the image of my department."

Speaking of this, Shen Mozhi's thoughts unconsciously drifted to this morning.

Because of snoozing, he was two hours late today. When he sneaked into the office with the Tianting Express under his hands, he found a piece of light paper on the desk.He picked it up and looked at it, his face changed again and again, and for a moment he frightened the Marshal Tianpeng who came to visit from next door to death.

It was a dispatch order from the human world, and it was jokingly called a second-level exile file in the heavenly court.That's because of the six realms of the universe, only the human realm breaks the most and is the most difficult to manage.It's like a pot of hodgepodge, you have to find a picker to pick out the carrots, cabbage and soybeans, and arrange them by category.

And he admired it, the Siyu Department was notoriously lazy, and he was about to set off to be the picker.

Shen Muzhi looked at the transfer order, on which it was written in black and white:

【transfer order

The file of the immortal sent by the human world:

Name: Shen Muzhi

Age: According to the person concerned, he does not want to disclose

Hobbies: drinking tea, sleeping, reading novels

Superior: Gochen Shanggong Emperor the Great

Comments from superiors: Extremely lazy! ! !

This task: inspect human world violations and deal with them in a timely manner]

In addition, there is also the signature of the Great Emperor Gouchen painted with silver hooks on iron, in which the hidden hatred for iron and steel seems to overflow through the back of the paper.

Shen Mu's resentment!It must be that being late every day this month made the leader furious, and he was transferred to the human world to suffer, out of sight and out of mind.

Before he could pack his luggage, Emperor Gouchen sent him to the human world with a wave of his hand.

"According to your date of birth and the degree of matching of your name, I will let you borrow the body of a son who has gone to the underworld to report."

When Shen Muzhi heard what the leader said, he was overjoyed—fortunately, he was a son, and if he was an ordinary person, he would have to consider how to support himself.

He was about to say a few words to express his gratitude when Emperor Gouchen showed a faint smile.

"This son is the eldest son who is not favored by the Jiangxie family. He is not very talented and withdrawn, and he also has a younger brother who is handsome and outstanding."

Shen Muzhi:?

"And fell in love with the same person as my younger brother."

Shen Muzhi:? ?

"My younger brother also has a lot of spare tires, and I really hate you...the person who wants to be upper body."

Shen Muzhi:? ? ?

"Actually, he was not his own. He was carried here to protect his younger brother from the death at the age of 22."

Shen Muzhi:? ? ? ?

"If you can't survive the robbery, you will return to samsara after your Taoism is exhausted."

Leader, how much do you dislike me? ? ? ? ? !

It's a pity that after the Great Emperor Gouchen said this, he went offline immediately, leaving Shen Muzhi alone in the endless darkness.

When he woke up, he found a pair of slippery hands touching his face, messy long hair drooping on his chest, and a pair of eyes that stared like copper bells but had no pupils.

Shen Muzhi pretended to be very scared and called out: "Ghost!"

The female ghost became even more excited when she saw that he was showing face, her mouth split to the side, a bloody gash opened to the earlobe, she stretched out her long scarlet tongue as if to lick Shen Muzhi's face.

Shen Muzhi was extremely disgusted, and slapped her face expressionlessly, the female ghost rolled on the ground in pain, cursing in her heart that she had bumped into a ghost, but then she thought that she was the ghost, so she knelt on the ground and hugged Shen Muzhi's The thigh wailed endlessly.But she didn't mention anything else, she chose to mention Na Duoshe, and was kicked by Shen Muzhi again.

"Immortal Immortal, my family is just stupid, and I accidentally said the wrong thing. My family has lived here for hundreds of years, and has never taken the initiative to hurt anyone. I hope the immortal will save my family a ghost life!"

Shen Muzhi said: "Where are you still alive, why don't you hurry up and reincarnate."

The female ghost said sadly: "You don't know, immortals, fish and dragons are mixed here, devils are all living beings, people and monsters are here one after another, when my slaves usually fool around here..."

Shen Muzhi interrupted: "Wait, what kind of plant is born, speak civilized."

The female ghost rolled her eyes: "In short, there is always some love and hatred in this area. We always gossip and gossip when we are free. Recently, the ghost king on Dongnai Mountain and the land master here have some unclear situations. I have to finish watching this sequel before leaving."

Speaking of this, she suddenly hugged Shen Muzhi's thigh and cried loudly: "Immortal! Let the slave family go!"

Shen Muzhi kicked her to the wall of the well, limped to the rock that he slapped and sat down, and began to think about life.To be precise, it is to think about the life of the young master who was borrowed by him.

Coincidentally, the young master is also called Shen Muzhi, and he is the eldest son of the Shen family of the descending evil family.As the eldest son of the head of the family, Shen Changwei, he is inferior in talent. He has been suffering from major disasters and minor illnesses since he was a child. He is withdrawn and weird.

At the same time, he has a younger brother, Shen Lingxiao, the proud son of heaven, who grew up surrounded by stars.

Unexpectedly, the original owner fell in love with the genius Dongfang Zhan of the Dongfang family.Dongfang Zhan is an incomparable genius, naturally there are many peach blossoms around him, but his heart is only on Shen Lingxiao.What the original owner did was like a toad in the mud wanting to be a phoenix high above.

Shen Muzhi took out his phone from his pocket, there was no unread text message or missed call, and the latest chat record on the top of WeChat was still a week ago.

【Ah Lonely: Brother Zhan, are you free next week? 】

[Dongfang Zhan: Sorry, Ling Xiao asked me to accompany him to Gongzhujing to find Kanshuijing. 】

【Ah Lonely: Does that mean you will be free if you find Kan Shuijing in advance? 】

[Dongfang Zhan: Hehe, maybe. 】

The dialogue seemed very polite, but every sentence rejected the original owner thousands of miles away.

Poor original owner, in order to attract Dongfang Zhan's attention, he lost his life, and died without knowing that he was not Shen Changwei's own son.

If it wasn't for Shen Lingxiao to prevent disasters, he would not have lived such a bad life in his life, and even died before he was 22 years old.

Shen Muzhi turned off the screen expressionlessly, stretched his limbs and lay comfortably on the bluestone, and sighed: "It's better to sleep!"

He slept in the dry well for a few days, and the red ghost trembled for a few days.On the evening of the third day, Shen Muzhi finally showed mercy and prepared to leave here. The female ghost sent the evil spirit away with tears in her eyes.

"Immortals are free...don't come." The female ghost looked at Shen Muzhi's decisive back and muttered to herself.

Shen Muzhi didn't want to leave at first, the ancient well was warm in winter and cool in summer, no one disturbed him, and he was accompanied by a beautiful woman (female ghost), but on the third day, he found that the overwhelming feeling in his stomach was really not good. Only then did he remember what it was like to be hungry.Shen Muzhi has been immortal for so long, he has long forgotten this kind of physiological reaction that ordinary people would have.

Fortunately, even though it was an excuse, the young master's memory remained in his mind.He shuffled down the mountain, found a small shop, devoured it, and bought a ticket back to Shen's house with the only cash he had left.