You are messing around again [e-sports]

Shen Yanming didn't use that account for a long time [I'm messing around again], it was a live broadcast account, it was opened for fun, and after joining the team and signing a contract with the platform, the team account was used for live broadcasting.

So when he logged on this account today, many fans who received the live broadcast reminder thought there was a bug on the platform.

"There are no bugs, I'm going to mess around today, so use this account again, and don't forget the original intention." Shen Yanming waved in front of the camera with a cat's paw in his hand-the cat's paw is a real cat's paw, from a cat's face with "grab" written all over its face. blue cat.

Shen Yanming swiped its paw twice in front of the camera, and the paw pressed heavily on Shen Yanming's face.

Shen Yanming put the cat down and muttered, "Say hello to the audience, it's so rude."

The audience in the live broadcast room became noisy.

- Tiantian sauce!

- Tiantian sauce stepped on me! !

- Since ancient times, cats and dogs have never been compatible. The rumor that dogs can’t beat cats is also true. For example, Brother Luanzi has never won Tiantianjiang once in public

……

This Tiantianjiang is not their squinting-eyed Korean teammate Sunday, but a British blue shorthair cat, commonly known as a blue cat.

On the day of leaving the base on Sunday, Pudding, who saw him off at the airport, was like an old father who had lost his beloved son.

For the 10086th time, I said to my teammates, "I don't know if I eat well every day or sleep well. I heard that there is a strict concept of hierarchy over there. What if I go to a new team every day and get bullied by my seniors, woo woo woo I miss Tian Tian so much, during the first hour of Tian Tian’s walk, when I miss him, miss him, he was ruthlessly expelled from the base villa.

Pudding sat on the bench in front of the villa feeling lost for a long time, a cat jumped out from nowhere, sat on his lap, and when he stretched out his hand, it rubbed his palm very consciously.

Pudding took the cat back to the villa.

Like hungry wolves who have never eaten meat, a few big boys licked the cat from its back to the cat's belly. After knowing it, I started to worry.

Meng Yan still put his hand on the cat's belly, and his wrist was held by the cat. He pondered for a long time, and judged: "Actually, I think it should be a lost cat. Although I don't know what kind of cat it is, it looks like a breed. It’s a cat, and it’s very friendly, so it’s probably not a stray cat.”

The cat swept its tail on the ground, as if agreeing with Meng Yan's statement.

It's just that there are almost no residents near the base, and they couldn't find the owner of the cat after searching around. They sent out a cat hunting notice that day, but it still didn't work.

Pudding muttered, "My cub must have turned into a cat and stayed with me."

So the cat stayed at the base.Because pudding firmly believes that this cat is the incarnation of sunday, the cat was named Tiantianjiang.

Of course, this Tianmao met the real Tiantian in a video call. At that time, Sunday said in surprise: "Its eyes are much rounder than the nests. You think it looks like a nest!"

……

Ever since there was a cat in the team, the social platforms of the players have been full of cat videos, and the water friends are very familiar with this cat, but it is just brought to the live broadcast, which seems to be live broadcast in the training room, which is a bit weird.

- By the way, bring Tian-chan to the training room to be a real man?

- This cat must be given by some opponent, it is used to confuse the tmm players, so that they do not do their jobs all day long and only know how to suck cats

- Hahahaha why, do you want the cat to play games?

Shen Yanming glanced at the barrage: "Well, yes, let Tianjiang perform today."

- What a mess.

- How did you come up with a whim? ? ?

-Could you really let the cat roll the keyboard, so you don't cherish the equipment?

- If you don’t understand, just ask, does the cat rolling the keyboard hurt the equipment? Our animal goes home to work overtime, and the cat at home always grabs my keyboard. I think it’s okay to mess with it

- just for fun anyway ?I'm still more curious about why Luan Jiang is working all of a sudden. He hasn't been working for so long. I almost forgot how he got his name as a messy brother.

- You are in chaos again

Shen Yanming: "I'm not using my computer anymore. I found a spare machine in a spare room. My wife's peripherals are all my peripherals. How can I let cats touch them, right? Every day... Damn, hit me again."

The cat slapped its paw on Shen Yanming's face again, causing a burst of laughter.

Shen Yanming scratched the cat's chin, clicked on the game, and said: "I really let the cat play, I didn't lie to you... Just last night I was watching the forum, and there was a B who kept scolding Brother Kong, I said you can go up No, don’t bb, he really made an appointment with me, didn’t I say that if I let my cat play for 10 minutes first, I can hang him? He doesn’t believe it, so I’m here to show him the strength of my cat.”

Pieces of ellipses floated across the barrage.

- Isn't it true that you are so free? ?It's fine to read the forum, but you still fight with people?Are you poisonous...

-Hahahahaha yesterday that anonymous brother was a mess?I just saw that post

-I dropped a link, you can watch it

The post is the kind of brainless black post.It is well known that Kong's field control ability has reached a level of terror. This person is not happy with Kong and can't find a place to scold him. He says that he milks his teammates too much. Obviously, he only needs to ensure that his teammates have enough blood. , I still need milk to full blood, can't I get more output when I have that time?Later, this person said that Kong occupies the latrine and does not shit, and does not give newcomers a chance to stand out.

This is so unreasonable, the old man who replied laughed.

It stands to reason that such a boring post would not even give eyes to ordinary fans.However, Shen Yanming got it, and replied with the classic youcanyouup, nocanbb.

Opponent: I am self-aware, I will definitely not be able to make it to the World Championship, but it is still more than enough to beat you.

Shen Yanming was amused by this sentence, and replied: I let my cat play for 10 minutes first, and I can still beat you later.

The opposite side was immediately enraged, and built a room to meet at the throne duel at [-] pm the next day.

Shen Yanming arrived as scheduled.

-Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

-Fuck, you really have to be careful when speaking on the forum in the future, why do these players keep watching the forum one by two?

-Come on guys, when did you not directly circle someone's account to ask if they were watching when you were a Yin-Yang contestant?

-As expected of the god of kong, my husband, it’s too short-sighted. I saw in the forum that the tall building scolded Brother Chaozi himself. He is not a bird. He can’t bear to scold kong

-It's really too funny, if you tell people that you are chaos, who would not believe that you can win even if you let the cat play for 10 minutes first?

- bully people this is hhh

Shen Yanming entered a room number, which was the number given by the troll when he made the appointment. When he came in, he found that the person was quite punctual, and he was actually waiting in the room.

But when that person saw Shen Yanming's account, he became confused.

Although Shen Yanming used [I'm messing around again], the owner of this account is known to everyone, and that person slowly put out a question mark in the battle channel: You must not be Chaos himself.

[I'm messing around again]: Yes.

The man said: You are insane, you are a professional player, what are you fussing about with netizens, why are you beating up those who scold you one by one?You don't mind falling

[I'm messing around again]: Ah...you also know that others will lose their reputation if they play with you

That person: ...

[I'm messing around again]: I condescended to solo with you, and you still say that about me, I'm so sad, do you know how many people have asked me to solo?My schedule is three months away.

The other party was silent.

[I’m messing around again]: Are you going to fight or not? My cats are all warmed up* Addition and subtraction...quack...&&...%￥...

As if matching the jargon sent by Shen Yanming, Tiantianjiang walked around the keyboard with elegant small steps, and sent a line of garbled codes to the person opposite to show friendship.

The person on the opposite side: Sick, Shabi

With that said, he exited the game room cursing.

"It's really boring... What's the matter with me being a professional player? Which law in our country stipulates that professional players can't care about netizens who swear? We deserve to be scolded if we co-author," Shen Yanming rubbed Mao Mao's head, "But I That’s not what it means. It doesn’t matter if everyone scolds me. Sometimes I don’t do well. Netizens scold me for being sober, but what did Brother Kong do? "

- er er er er i know you love your wife

-My temper explodes when I play competitive games, but it’s really not good to swear all the time. I hope everyone will be less hostile and more peaceful and loving

- I don’t even have a temper. She’s an e-sports girl, Chirp

-So today's live broadcast is to show us your love?Give me a paw, waste my traffic

- oh huh , here comes the messy wife

Shen Yanming turned his head and saw He Changkong coming, and put on a smile on his face: "My wife~~"

The ending sound has nine tunes and eighteen bends, which made everyone in the live broadcast room vomit.

Shen Yanming had tried to come out of the closet. At that time, the whole team was invited to participate in an online quick question and answer event on the live broadcast platform. One of the selected viewers directly asked Shen Yanming if he was in love with He Changkong.

Shen Yanming was taken aback, glanced at He Changkong, and admitted, "Yes."

They didn't deliberately mention this matter, and they felt that they hadn't completely established themselves at the moment, and there was no need to deliberately publicize their relationship with others, but if someone asked, it would be meaningless to hide it.It is said that if there is a suitable time, it can still be made public.

They were all asked face to face, Shen Yanming thought, they just won a challenge trophy a few days ago, so it doesn't matter to talk about it now.

So after he said "yes", he rubbed his face again, and added with some embarrassment: "We are dating very seriously, Brother Kong is my lover."

As he spoke, Shen Yanming held He Changkong's hand nervously.

At that time, the female commentator who was in charge of hosting was terrified. She didn't know whether to cut off the live broadcast or what to do. She suddenly asked He Changkong, "Is what chaos said true?"

He Changkong held Shen Yanming's hand back: "What he said is true."

The female commentator gasped, but when she saw the barrage, she burst out laughing.She regained consciousness after realizing it, and took a few bullet screens to read: "Let's see what the netizens said...'This pretends to be real, and this cross talk team is too funny'"Brother Kong This period of time has changed a lot. I used to be like a piece of wood, but now I still make jokes with Luan Jiang." "Is it a tmm tradition to pretend to be gay? Ever since Tanhua dropped the code, I thought he said on the forum that he was with Nightmare. very funny'……"

Shen Yanming & He Changkong: "..."

Shen Yanming didn't believe in evil, and later continued to cue He Changkong on other occasions, but no matter how hard he tried, everyone thought he was just joking, even if they held hands in public, everyone would only say "so sweet and so true" In fact But it doesn't feel like it's really true.

Even later, everyone tacitly called He Changkong a messy wife.

What can be done? !He couldn't do this and that with He Changkong in front of people to show that their relationship is really extraordinary!

But later they also figured it out. If you like to misunderstand, just misunderstand it. It's better than some people can't accept it and go crazy after the seriousness is clarified.

Having said that, He Changkong came to this unoccupied spare training room, and stood behind Shen Yanming with a disapproving expression: "You really live broadcasted fighting with others."

"Yeah, but that man was so cowardly, and our cat ran away before he did anything." Shen Yanming raised the cat's paw, "I can't let you show your talents."

He Changkong: "Don't do this next time."

Shen Yanming pursed his lips: "Oh."

In the barrage, someone used special effects words in an attempt to attract He Changkong's attention: Kong sauce!Luanluzi made an appointment with someone else because of you!Don't criticize him!

He Changkong did see this, but he didn't respond, he just said to the live camera: "Sorry everyone, we're going to download it first."

Then he turned off the live camera, quit the live broadcast platform, and even turned off the computer.

He Changkong rubbed Shen Yanming's head: "Are you unhappy?"

Shen Yanming: "No way."

He Changkong explained: "Just like you don't like to see me being scolded, I also don't want you to be criticized by some strange people because of me."

While teasing the cat, Shen Yanming said, "I know."

He Changkong: "Then go back to training?"

Shen Yanming reluctantly pulled away the hand that was struggling with the Maomao fist: "Okay, then let's take the cat outside first."

"Well," He Changkong also ruaed the cat's head, "You are always beaten by the cat, and you still like playing with it so much."

Shen Yanming paused, and suddenly a thin layer of red appeared on his face: "I am always beaten by you, so I like playing with you so much."

He Changkong didn't realize it for a moment: "I didn't hit you unilaterally in solo recently, did I?"

"Who said that!" Shen Yanming lowered his eyelashes, as if a little embarrassed.

He Changkong finally understood what Shen Yanming was talking about: "..."

It's not an exaggerated play, it just used a small clip and spanked the butt.

Originally, an upright person like He Changkong wouldn't engage in such messy things. They would engage in this kind of play, and it can be traced back to before the college entrance examination.One day Shen Yanming was lazy and didn't want to finish his homework, so He Changkong patted him. He Changkong thought it would be a deterrent, but Shen Yanming actually asked him if he could do it again.

It's just too that.

Later, Shen Yanming took a leave of absence after completing the exams and reporting. He had no excuse to do homework, but the play was still retained.

He Changkong lowered his head and gnawed lightly on Shen Yanming's open mouth.

The blue cat stared at them with a pair of round eyes open every day: "Meow~"

(Extra two, end.)