You are messing around again [e-sports]
Chapter 22 Happy Birthday
It was not only Shen Yanming who was shocked.
The audience who watched the live broadcast were discussing happily, but suddenly the screen was swiped by a big guy who smashed the cat litter. Everyone took a closer look, and the big guy who smashed the cat litter turned out to be Kong.
Kong also said that he would do the exclusive treatment for Brother Luanzi!
There was a moment of silence in the live broadcast room, and soon the barrage flooded the entire screen like a flood.
- Damn, it's fake, right?
- I'll see if it's a high imitation
-It's me, ah, this account is certified by the platform
- Just now I said Luanzi couldn’t join tmm, did my face hurt? Kong invited Luanzi to join the team
-I'm sour, I want to go through the chaos now[/lemon]
-Kong lost his mind?Is he the coach or the manager? Is it up to him to change players?
- What do you mean by exclusive treatment?Nightmare quit?
-How is it possible, it's not the transfer period, let's not talk about whether Brother Luanzi can really go to tmm, but he will be a substitute at most, what kind of exclusive treatment, a few nonsense
- I don’t quite understand, but I feel so domineering and sweet, what’s going on, God of Nightmare, I’m sorry, I’ll climb the wall first to show my respect
- These two people really have tricks ←_←
-Wait, someone posted an article on Weibo Eat Melon!Said that Brother Luanzi went to the lounge of xxl tonight, and when he came out, it was sent by their manager. The two chatted and laughed happily. The contributor also said that the news has spread in their circles, and Brother Luanzi probably will sign xxl
-Dig, so Kong is in a hurry?So this means that the two teams are robbing Brother Luanzi? ? ?
-ah?Is Brother Luanzi so awesome?
……
Shen Yanming's mind was also in a mess, and some of his thoughts were similar to those of the audience who sent the barrage.One is that tmm has no shortage of players now. Kong insisted on recruiting him before, and it could be said that it was to expand the reserve personnel of the team, but now that all "exclusive treatments" have come out, it is outrageous.
It is undeniable that Shen Yanming was not only surprised when he saw the words sent by Kong, but also had some indescribable throbbing.
Exclusive means the only one, and the player he most admired said that he would be his own therapist.
As long as you are a throne player who plays the output profession, you will definitely be moved when you hear this sentence.
But the heartbeat is the heartbeat, and if you think about it carefully, nothing is right, if Kong is his bound milk, what about the nightmare?He had the impression that the Nightmare in his previous life was a tmm who left very late. At least at this stage, their tmm players have no problems at all.
He shut down the live broadcast urgently, and found Kong's account from the reward list.
Of course, he is still a little timid, and he is afraid that Kong will bring up the trumpet, but it really doesn't make sense to pretend to be dead now.
So he mustered up his courage and poked open Kong's private chat box.
[I'm messing around again]: Brother Kong? ?
[kong_]: Huh?
[kong_]: Didn't you call me wife before?
[I'm messing around again]: …………
Ahhh, the person before was indeed Kong!Although Shen Yanming already had the answer in his heart, he still felt his scalp tingle when he heard Kong admit it himself, wishing to go back in time and tightly cover his mouth at that time.
Shen Yanming threw down his phone and paced up and down in the hotel room, circling around a few times before picking up his phone again to organize his speech.
[I'm messing around again]: I'm sorry Brother Kong, I didn't know it was you, so stop yelling next time.
He Changkong, who was in the cake shop, saw this sentence and felt sore again. How could the kid just jokingly call him wife before, but after knowing it was him, he was so frightened as if he saw a black-faced parent who was about to hit someone's palm?
He Changkong wanted to ask "Why are you so afraid of me", so he typed it out and deleted it just before sending it out.
I always feel that there is a sense of distance in the first place, so I am afraid it is even more inappropriate.
[kong_]: It's okay, you can shout whatever you like.
After saying this, he didn't wait for Shen Yanming's reply immediately, He Changkong patted the fish who was waiting for the cake with him beside him: "Do I usually look scary?"
He also asked Meng Yan similar questions, but he didn't get any constructive answers from Meng Yan.
Fish was a bit at a loss. He didn't know why He Changkong asked this suddenly, but he still said truthfully: "It's okay, when I first joined the team, I thought I was a little cold, but later I found out that I don't talk much, but he's actually quite a nice person... He even ordered supper for us so many times..."
The friendship between boys is actually not complicated. A meal and a little kindness can divide people into their own camp.
He Changkong thought to himself, but everyone was still not too close to him.
He usually sees other good brothers chatting shoulder to shoulder all day without any sense of restraint. They seem to be very free and relaxed, and he will also feel a little envious.Even though he and Meng Yan had known each other for so many years, they couldn't do this.
Of course, the main reason lies in him, he knows that his character is a bit boring.
He didn't care much before, but at the end of the last life, tmm fell apart, and there was no one around him. That kind of real loneliness surrounded him like an impenetrable net, making him breathless.
He thought it would be nice if he also had a friend who talked about everything.
Given another chance, he began to try to make some changes.
...although it seems to have little effect so far.
After a while, Shen Yanming finally replied, his tone still seemed trembling.
[I'm messing around again]: I'm really sorry [kneel down.gif]
[I'm messing around again]: I actually wanted to ask what you meant just now, so you probably lost in the game of truth or dare...
Shen Yanming still couldn't figure out what reason Kong had to do tonight. The only reason he could think of was that he lost the truth or dare.But that doesn't hold water at all, because Kong doesn't look like someone who would play such a silly game with anyone.
[kong_]: None.
[I’m messing around again]: What’s going on, orz
[kong_]: It's inconvenient to hold something in your hand now, let's talk later.
Shen Yanming put the phone aside.The rain outside the window was still falling tirelessly, and he thought about a lot of nonsense, first he thought that Kong was very different from the noble, cold, cool boy he knew, and this time, Kong was in front of him. The human setting here has become a mystery and cannot be guessed.Later, I thought that Kong had smashed a lot of cat litters, and I still have to pay them back when I withdraw them, but half of the money will be deducted by the platform. How can I pay him back as a poor male high school student? Is he going to play as a companion to earn some money in the future?
Just thinking about it, a new message popped up on WeChat.
It was sent by fish.
[Yuyuyu]: Brother Luanzi, do you still want to make an appointment with the Internet cafe? [Smiling Panda Head.jpg]
Shen Yanming saw that the rain was heavy and urgent, and he didn't really want to go out, so he refused.
[Shen Daniao]: I won't go, it's raining heavily, let's make an appointment next time.
[Yuyuyu]: Alright [Tearful Panda Head.jpg]
The screen was full of wretched panda heads, which made Shen Yanming feel mentally polluted. He suddenly doubted his own IQ. What was he thinking that made him think that fish is a milk that doesn't move, that milk doesn't move... that is, kong, and fish There is no similarity, and it is impossible to send this panda head expression when chatting.
[Yuyuyu]: But we are near your hotel right now, can we go up and find you to play, and bring you something to eat by the way~
There was nothing to refuse, Shen Yanming sent the room number to fish, and the doorbell rang a few minutes later.
He opened the door with his slippers on, first he saw fish, whose chubby body almost blocked the door tightly, but Shen Yanming still saw someone following behind.
He Changkong who followed behind nodded at Shen Yanming.
Shen Yanming was dumbfounded, he didn't notice that the message Fish sent him said "we", and thought that Fish came here alone.
He scratched his hair and said unnaturally: "Ah, Brother Kong."
Fish smiled and said, "Let's go in... Well, I feel like I might have to borrow your room to take a shower."
Shen Yanming turned sideways, and two people came in one after the other outside the door.After listening to fish's words, he realized that the jackets of the two people were almost soaked, and they were in a panic.
Shen Yanming was still a little startled: "Didn't you bring an umbrella?" After asking, he found himself asking nonsense, because he had already seen the folded umbrella in Fish's hand.
When fish talked about this, the expression on his face became a little annoyed: "I took it, it was fine at first, but when the traffic light crossed the road, a stupid car drove past us, and then we were splashed all over. "
Shen Yanming: "...It's so miserable. I need two more towels from the front desk. You can wash them. But it seems that there is no change of clothes. I have a lot of clothes, but you probably can't wear them all."
Needless to say, fish, he alone is equal to two Shen Yanmings, so it is naturally impossible to wear Shen Yanming's clothes. Kong may be able to wear it, although Kong is about a head taller than Shen Yanming, but Shen Yanming's clothes are too big, so it's not impossible to insist on wearing it.
It's just that Shen Yanming's t-shirts are printed with some gaudy and weird cartoons, such as the Powerpuff Girls with fangs, and it's against Kong to wear them on...
Fish didn't seem to have considered this aspect before, and after hearing Shen Yanming's words, he looked embarrassed, but He Changkong remained calm: "Do you have a dryer here?"
Only then did Shen Yanming realize that there were indeed, and nodded repeatedly: "Yes, there are."
"That's fine," He Changkong put the box in his hand, and said, "Then I'll go wash it first."
He Changkong entered the bathroom, and when he heard the sound of water, Shen Yanming pulled Fish over and questioned carefully: "What's going on? Why did you come here with Brother Kong?"
Fish felt that he was wet all over, so he was embarrassed to sit down, and leaned on the table to explain to Shen Yanming: "After we came out of the gymnasium, Brother Pudding said that we want to eat supper, and there happened to be a delicious fried chicken restaurant nearby, although The rain was quite heavy, but who can resist the temptation of fried chicken? So we came here. Then I said that the Luanzige Hotel seems to be here too, and Brother Kong asked me if I had an appointment with you to go to the Internet cafe. If you go, take him with you."
Shen Yanming: "So it's like this..."
Fish paused, then continued: "Then you said you weren't going? Then Kong said that it seemed like your birthday was coming, and that since they were all nearby, he would buy a cake for you."
After speaking, fish pointed to the small box that Kong put on the table just now, and there was a cake lying quietly in that small box.
Shen Yanming didn't expect this, it was midnight soon, and he was going to be an adult, he expected to receive blessings from many relatives and friends, but he didn't expect Kong to bring him a cake.
Shen Yanming: "Well, how did Kong know that my birthday is coming?"
"I don't know, you ask him yourself, maybe you saw the information on your social platform," fish said again, "it seems to be some kind of tiramisu flavor, we didn't know what flavor to buy just now, He said that you have posted tiramisu-flavored snacks on Weibo, and you should like this."
Shen Yanming was speechless for a moment.
My mind is full of kong, how can it be so good...
Fish laughed again: "But you're really good, you just turned up? You said you were going to the Internet cafe with me, so you planned to spend your birthday in the Internet cafe, hahaha."
The two chatted a few more words, and the sound of water in the bathroom stopped during the conversation. After all, it was just a simple shower, and it didn't take long for He Changkong to come out of the bathroom.
Shen Yanming looked in He Changkong's direction, and the complicated and indescribable emotions just faded away in an instant. He just wanted to ask, "Damn it, why does this person have such a good figure?"
Usually, he is wearing a team uniform, and he can’t see anything. Now, he is wearing a bath towel loosely around his waist. Looking up, he has well-balanced muscles. He looks powerful but not exaggerated. Looking down, he is faintly exposed. Mermaid line.
Shen Yanming was so sour that lemon juice dripped from his eyes.
He subconsciously squeezed the flesh around his waist, it wasn't to the point of having a small belly, but it was indeed soft.It's really irritating that people are better than others, and forget about everything else... how can people who play games have abdominal muscles when they sit in front of the computer every day!
Shen Yanming looked up, just in time to meet He Changkong's gaze, and he suddenly felt awkward.
Hey, it's really weird to keep staring at people's abs.
Although they run around shirtless in the school dormitory every day, they are all men, so what are you afraid of?We usually make an appointment to boo boo together during class breaks.
Thinking so, Shen Yanming quickly moved his eyes away from He Changkong, and stared at the white wall next to him uncomfortably, as if he was about to stare at a hole in the wall.
He Changkong's expression was normal, he thanked Shen Yanming first, and then said to fish: "You go wash it too, after washing, we wash and dry the clothes."
As soon as the fish entered, the atmosphere became a little stagnant.He Changkong was not very talkative in the first place, and Shen Yanming was indeed an eloquent master at ordinary times, but it was a pity that one day he would meet his nemesis, and every time he was in front of Kong, Shen Yanming seemed to suffer from aphasia.
Shen Yanming sat on the edge of the bed with a straight posture, like a primary school student, while He Changkong sat on the sofa opposite him, his posture didn't look very relaxed, but it seemed much more normal than Shen Yanming's in comparison.
He Changkong saw Shen Yanming's embarrassment, and tried to ease the atmosphere: "Just get along like you did when you didn't know I was Kong? Try?"
Shen Yanming thought how to try it, he hesitated for a while, and made a mosquito-like moaning sound: "... Wife?"
He Changkong smiled softly.
Shen Yanming hadn't seen He Changkong smile very much, and now he felt a little strange seeing him, and the shame that had just emerged was dispelled by this smile.
Even though he was of the same sex, Shen Yanming had to admit that a handsome guy's smile was just pleasing to the eye. Those promotional posters shouldn't make He Changkong so cool and sharp, it would be great to photograph him smiling.
There should be many girls who will cry and howl for him.
But after these thoughts passed, he and He Changkong fell into embarrassment again.
Shen Yanming pinched the bed sheet, after much deliberation, he decided to ask about half of what he said just now, he hesitated and said, "Actually, what happened just now, why did you suddenly come to my live broadcast room..."
Shen Yanming didn't finish his sentence, but He Changkong could understand what he was going to ask.Indeed, if you think about it in another way, his actions just now were quite abrupt, and he might have scared the children too.
He Changkong didn't hide anything, he just said everything.
After tonight's game ended, not only the people at xxl thought that Shen Yanming was a good candidate, but the coach of tmm also mentioned this anchor called Chaos to He Changkong.
At the beginning, the coach Afeng said this: "This little anchor was really not in the mood at the beginning, too aggressive, but it may also be related to the first time so many people watched and played games. After all, sometimes playing games is not only about skills. , It also depends on the mentality... But his performance in the second half was remarkable, no wonder you admired him so much before."
It was rare for He Changkong to refute the coach's statement: "He didn't have any problems in the first half. He was like that when he played with me before. I could keep up with him. If it was me playing in that game just now, what he did would not be considered as good." Mistake."
Afeng raised his eyebrows: "Why is it not a mistake? It is also important to make different strategies according to the situation of different teammates, you don't understand this? He can play with you like that, but his teammate just now is Xiaoyu .”
He Changkong's expression was complicated: "He thought the fish was me."
After explaining for a long time, Ah Feng came to understand, and said: "Okay, then you can ask him if he would like to come to our place when you have time, and the review can be saved, just come directly."
He Changkong: "Yes."
But when they had just set off to eat supper together, rumors that Shen Yanming was going to XL began to spread in the professional circle.
Others didn't know, but because He Changkong knew that Shen Yanming and Zhang Xixi had a good relationship, he already guessed that Shen Yanming was going to XL.
So Afeng asked him, and he expressed his conjecture: "I think it is very possible that the chaos will pass."
Originally, Ah Feng was not too anxious about whether Shen Yanming would join their team, but after hearing that the other party was likely to go to xxl, his attitude changed.
It is true that tmm has no shortage of people for the time being, but when a good seed comes, it will be a reserve army, and if it goes to another house, it may become a headache for them in the future.
So Afeng urged: "Then you should ask him quickly, even if he intends to go to xxl, he must not go through the process now."
At that time, the few of them were in the private room of the fried chicken shop, and Meng Yan happened to be watching Shen Yanming's live broadcast on a whim: "Your kid is live broadcasting, and fans have asked him to join our team. He said he is not worthy, hurry up, take this opportunity Take him down."
After He Changkong finished recounting the whole incident, Shen Yanming was a little dumbfounded: "I didn't go to XXL, their team manager asked me, but I refused... I don't know who is talking nonsense. "
He Changkong asked, "Why don't you go?"
Shen Yanming answered it as a matter of course: "I'm not interested."
He Changkong looked into his eyes: "Do you really not want to play professional at all?"
If someone had asked him, he would have said casually that he didn't want to, but seeing He Changkong's serious gaze, he couldn't deny it: "It's not that I don't want to..."
He Changkong: "Is that because you feel that if you come to tmm, you won't be able to make a debut, so you don't want to?"
"of course not."
Shen Yanming couldn't say, he couldn't say that he was reborn, he couldn't say that he played professionally in his previous life, he couldn't say that he had experienced the despair of not being able to achieve his goal no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't say that he was stabbed by his brother There is no way to say that you used to treat people with the greatest kindness, but in the end you were pushed into the bottom of the valley with the greatest malice.
In fact, although Shen Yanming missed the championship trophy again and again in the previous life, Shen Yanming never gave up. He thought he could play for a few more years, what if he could achieve results?
But fate didn't give him this chance, and he bid farewell to his career directly.
The reason why he was deprived of his player status was a fight, and he beat someone unilaterally.
It was a real fight with him, and he had a conflict with a player named moonlight in the tr team.
But the reason is not because he is domineering and sees the other party's displeasure.
He explained the reason, and if the reason is true, he is completely reasonable, and should still be punished, but he will not be expelled from the team.
It's just that there was no surveillance at the place where the fight took place, and everyone who could testify for him turned against him afterwards.
Moreover, Moonlight wears a pair of thin-rimmed glasses, looks refined, speaks in a soft voice, and sells a set of suits, if Shen Yanming is not the person involved, everyone will believe his evil.
In addition, there was a lot of trouble on the Internet at the time, and the CTG executives didn't want to let go of a main member just like that, but in the end they terminated the contract with him due to the pressure of public opinion.
Even if everything started again, Shen Yanming still couldn't let go.
But these, he couldn't say a word to He Changkong.
Shen Yanming bit his lower lip, as if making up his mind, and after a long while, he spoke again: "Let me think about it..."
Shen Yanming's face didn't seem to have changed much, but He Changkong still felt the depression of the person in front of him. He wanted to pat Shen Yanming on the head, but he still felt a little abrupt, so he didn't extend his hand, but said, "Come whenever you want." .”
"Be my exclusive treatment?" Shen Yanming's depressed state didn't last long, and soon he was no different from before, but he was still embarrassed to ask this question, and he said it in a low voice.
When he saw this sentence in the live broadcast room, he was very concerned about it. He Changkong didn't explain this sentence when he just told him what happened.
He Changkong was obviously unnatural, and he didn't speak for a long time, as if he was trying to organize his words.
Coincidentally, fish also finished taking a shower, and when he came out of the bathroom, he heard what they said about exclusive treatment, so he interjected: "Hey, Brother Yan taught him that sentence, Brother Yan is the king of old routines, Brother Chaozi , let me imitate what Brother Yan said at that time."
Shen Yanming: "..."
He Changkong: "..."
After fish threw the dirty clothes in his hand into the washing machine, he started his performance: "Cough—'Kong Jiang, let me tell you, your little friend and the fish didn't cooperate well today, and it is the time when you are most eager for you, listen to me Yes, you told him that you want to be his exclusive treatment, he must be caught by you, he must be you in this life'... Hahaha god damn you must be in this life, it looks like he is going to be punished ..."
"Ah, so it was to trick me," Shen Yanming made an exaggerated crying expression, "Return my touch—"
When fish said this, Shen Yanming understood.Normally, He Changkong was serious when he spoke and acted. After he said that, Shen Yanming didn't diverge his thinking. I didn't expect that it was just a joke for the sake of routine.
Just kidding would make sense.
But it was just a joke... It was indeed as Meng Yan said, aside from other things, when Shen Yanming saw this sentence, he was indeed surprised and happy, so happy that he wanted to bubble.Now that it was a joke, he faintly felt a little disappointed.
However, Shen Yanming has always been a good showman, and he might not let it go before. After sitting face to face with He Changkong and chatting for a while, he was not so restrained. In addition, fish performed hard in front of him, Shen Yanming was not far behind and said: " What I said about the exclusive treatment is all fake, I can only be a spare tire, just drink some Nightmare and the rest of the milk."
Fish came over and sat next to Shen Yanming, putting his shoulders on his shoulders: "It's okay brother, I can also be your exclusive treatment. But you are too fierce, I don't think I can stand it, let Kong brother come."
Shen Yanming pushed him: "Go away."
Unexpectedly, He Changkong actually answered the words: "It's not to trick you, if you come, let Meng Yan go to play as a mage, he was born as a mage..."
What He Changkong said was serious, not like a joke.But now Shen Yanming couldn't tell which of He Changkong's words were serious and which ones were jokes, because he even had a sullen face when he called him "Luan Luanzi".
Shen Yanming didn't know what to say anymore, so he could only ask: "Meng Meng is going to fight for the mage position, what about Lan?"
He Changkong didn't answer this question.He got up to get the mobile phone that he put aside just now, and looked at the time: "It's almost twelve o'clock."
Fish also got up from Shen Yanming's side, took the cake they bought, put it on the small table, opened it, and the aroma of tiramisu swayed in the room.
Fish put the little crown given by the cake shop on Shen Yanming's head again: "Oh, little prince."
As he spoke, he stood opposite Shen Yanming, and stood with He Changkong.
Shen Yanming actually thought it was funny, he never thought that his birthday was celebrated by two nannies with bare upper body, and one of these two nannies had a round stomach like Nezha was pregnant, and the other smeared dots on his abdominal muscles. The oil can be directly used to shoot magazines, and the visual impact is particularly strong when standing together.
Fish is very enthusiastic: "Come, come, light the candles, turn off the lights and sing happy birthday."
Shen Yanming clasped his hands together: "Thank you, brothers."
After a simple little ceremony, Shen Yanming also took a picture with his mobile phone, and sent back a message by the way. Some close friends sent him birthday congratulations, and his parents also sent him red envelopes.
After processing the information, he posted the photos he just took on Weibo and Moments.
Although his Weibo is definitely bloody now, but after all his idol celebrated his birthday, he still wants to commemorate it.
After posting the photo, Shen Yanming confessed to the two people opposite: "Remember to like my circle of friends!"
Fish immediately opened Moments and sent a like, but He Changkong hesitated to speak.
Shen Yanming realized later that the two of them hadn't added friends at all.
It's not too late to add now, Shen Yanming thought, opened the QR code of the business card and handed it to He Changkong: "Brother Kong, come and scan it."
Fish didn't know about their troubles before, seeing how they were only adding friends now, he was very surprised: "So you didn't even add friends? I thought you've known each other for a long time."
He Changkong: "Will you let me add you now?"
As soon as Shen Yanming heard it, he knew that He Changkong must have misunderstood. He explained to him about the blocked words in the game, and asked back: "Have you never added others? Every time I add others, it's like a password."
He Changkong scanned the QR code: "I didn't ask for other people's contact information."
Shen Yanming: "... Aww."
After He Changkong finished scanning the QR code, he saw the information page that popped up: "... Shen Daniao?"
Shen Yanming: "!!!"
Shen Yanming frantically clicked on the page to change his nickname, and howled, "Don't add it first, don't add it first, this isn't me."
He deleted the word "Shen Daniao" from the nickname column, and suddenly couldn't think of what to change it to, so he quickly opened the browser and entered in the search engine: elegant and connotative net name.
Before he had time to think about it, he copied a name casually.
When He Changkong scanned again, he saw that Shen Yanming's WeChat nickname had changed to - ゞ夜色乄热病ぁ.
He Changkong: "..." Not necessarily.
Shen Yanming took a closer look at the name at this time, and it seemed that it was indeed a bit unorthodox. He scratched his hair: "I... change it again?"
He Changkong said helplessly, "Let me add you first."
After going through untold hardships, Kong finally added ゞ夜色乄热病ぁ as a friend.
Shen Yanming temporarily changed his name because he didn't want He Changkong to see such a vulgar side of him (although he had already seen it). He didn't expect that fish, who has no eyesight, would not open any pot, so he insisted on asking: "What was your WeChat name before?" Shen Daniao?"
Shen Yanming showed disheveled expression: "My real name..."
fish: "Your real name is Shen Da Niao? How did your parents come up with the name hahahahaha."
"...You can't finish what I said. My name has the word geese. Isn't geese a big bird?" Shen Yanming muttered, "I don't have any problem thinking about it."
Fish couldn't stop laughing, finally stopped, and said, "It's a wild goose."
Shen Yanming: "Yes, yes, I specialize in pecking fish like you."
He Changkong liked Shen Yanming's circle of friends, and then said seriously: "Happy birthday, chaos."
Shen Yanming: "Thank you Kong Kongzi."
Damn, what a messy title!
He Changkong and fish didn't stay too late, they shared the cake and left after the clothes dried.They don't have a game tomorrow, but they still have to go back to training.
Before he left, He Changkong asked Shen Yanming when he would go back, and Shen Yanming said that he was about to leave when he woke up.
"It's a pity, if you don't go back so early, I want you to see something good for yourself... But it's the same after watching it," He Changkong thought for a while, and then said, "Come back next time when the weather is good, I'll I'll take you for a walk."
If Meng Yan heard these words, his jaw would definitely drop - He Changkong owns a lot of houses, so how can he take others for a stroll?
Shen Yanming nodded.
After seeing them off, Shen Yanming played with his phone for a while and checked Weibo.
He is now the subject of the topic, and the Weibo he posted soon has a lot of comments.
Of course, most of the comments wished him a happy birthday, some were asking about the follow-up in the live broadcast room just now, and some were still immersed in the aftermath of the game in the afternoon. Fan, has been asking Shen Yanming to post more selfies.
Shen Yanming looked at it, picked out some and replied.
It didn't take long for him to post a new hot comment that was topped.
- I'll go, I have nothing to do and adjust the brightness of this picture, you see what is behind this cake? [picture]
-! ! !man's abs
-Holy shit, there is one thing to say—although the picture is quite blurry, it can still be seen that this person has a very good figure.
-what? ? ?Luanluzi what are you doing?
- Can't it be Luanzi taking a selfie?
- How could this be a selfie, the angle is wrong
-?What, why is there a man with a naked body? Brother Chaozi is gay?
……
Shen Yanming was so overwhelmed, how could these netizens be so clever.
He had to reply to this comment: My friend gave me a birthday...
After listening to his explanation, some netizens were reluctant, but some thought it was nothing.
-What kind of friend has to take off his clothes on his birthday =0= Look closely, it looks like he is wrapped in a bath towel
- But it's normal, don't boys often go shirtless when they don't go out, the weather is so hot now
- The weather in your dream was hot, and it was raining so much that I didn't even need to turn on the air conditioner
- By the way, is there a typhoon warning over Haicheng?Be safe, chaos~
-Maybe it’s a friend who shared a room and lived in a hotel together. If there is something, they won’t post it. You guys can really think xjb
-No matter, happy birthday to Brother Luanzi, go ahead!
-This abs, which friend, Luanzi, let me introduce[/色]
Of course, Shen Yanming would not say who celebrated his birthday, and he would cause trouble for He Changkong and the others later.
He didn't intend to say it, but He Changkong himself commented on this and asked which friend.
_kong: It's me.
By the way, I also sent a tutorial link for exercising abdominal muscles.
At first, the netizens were just making fun of it, and no one thought it was a big deal to have a shirtless man in the room, but when Kong replied, the situation changed.
Kong was still smashing the cat's nest in Brother Luanzi's live broadcast room just now!What else did you say to be the exclusive treatment for Brother Luanzi!
Netizens are still shocked by this incident, but turned around, did these two people celebrate their birthdays in the same room!
Shen Yanming was also taken aback, so he hurriedly chatted with He Changkong in private.
[ゞ夜色乄暗ぁ]: Those netizens are so brain-filling!But it’s okay, I’ll post another photo of me and Yuzai just now.
[ゞ夜色乄晚暴ぁ]: It’s obviously a movie of three people, so I can’t let Yuzai not have a name.
[ゞ夜色乄热ぁ]: Hahaha I also played with his belly, which is very interesting, and it will make a lot of noise when I shoot it.
[kong_]: ... When did you take a photo with him?
[ゞ夜色乄热ぁ]: When you go to the hallway to answer the phone.
[kong_]: Yes.
Shen Yanming didn't think there was any problem, he didn't know that it was starting to rain in He Changkong's heart.
He Changkong thought to himself, it is really too difficult to make friends, especially to make friends with Shen Yanming, it is really too difficult.
Shen Yanming was really difficult to understand.
Obviously he was the one who met Shen Yanming first, but Shen Yanming was not that close to him.
On the contrary, Fish and Shen Yanming have known each other for less than twelve hours, and Shen Yanming can give Fish a nickname, play with his belly, and even take a group photo with him.
He Changkong didn't want to continue talking about this matter, so he changed the subject again.
[kong_]: The Meteorological Bureau issued a typhoon warning just now, can your flight take off?
[ゞ夜色乄热ぁ]: I haven't received the notification yet =. =
[kong_]: If I can't go back tomorrow, I'll come to you and show you something.
The audience who watched the live broadcast were discussing happily, but suddenly the screen was swiped by a big guy who smashed the cat litter. Everyone took a closer look, and the big guy who smashed the cat litter turned out to be Kong.
Kong also said that he would do the exclusive treatment for Brother Luanzi!
There was a moment of silence in the live broadcast room, and soon the barrage flooded the entire screen like a flood.
- Damn, it's fake, right?
- I'll see if it's a high imitation
-It's me, ah, this account is certified by the platform
- Just now I said Luanzi couldn’t join tmm, did my face hurt? Kong invited Luanzi to join the team
-I'm sour, I want to go through the chaos now[/lemon]
-Kong lost his mind?Is he the coach or the manager? Is it up to him to change players?
- What do you mean by exclusive treatment?Nightmare quit?
-How is it possible, it's not the transfer period, let's not talk about whether Brother Luanzi can really go to tmm, but he will be a substitute at most, what kind of exclusive treatment, a few nonsense
- I don’t quite understand, but I feel so domineering and sweet, what’s going on, God of Nightmare, I’m sorry, I’ll climb the wall first to show my respect
- These two people really have tricks ←_←
-Wait, someone posted an article on Weibo Eat Melon!Said that Brother Luanzi went to the lounge of xxl tonight, and when he came out, it was sent by their manager. The two chatted and laughed happily. The contributor also said that the news has spread in their circles, and Brother Luanzi probably will sign xxl
-Dig, so Kong is in a hurry?So this means that the two teams are robbing Brother Luanzi? ? ?
-ah?Is Brother Luanzi so awesome?
……
Shen Yanming's mind was also in a mess, and some of his thoughts were similar to those of the audience who sent the barrage.One is that tmm has no shortage of players now. Kong insisted on recruiting him before, and it could be said that it was to expand the reserve personnel of the team, but now that all "exclusive treatments" have come out, it is outrageous.
It is undeniable that Shen Yanming was not only surprised when he saw the words sent by Kong, but also had some indescribable throbbing.
Exclusive means the only one, and the player he most admired said that he would be his own therapist.
As long as you are a throne player who plays the output profession, you will definitely be moved when you hear this sentence.
But the heartbeat is the heartbeat, and if you think about it carefully, nothing is right, if Kong is his bound milk, what about the nightmare?He had the impression that the Nightmare in his previous life was a tmm who left very late. At least at this stage, their tmm players have no problems at all.
He shut down the live broadcast urgently, and found Kong's account from the reward list.
Of course, he is still a little timid, and he is afraid that Kong will bring up the trumpet, but it really doesn't make sense to pretend to be dead now.
So he mustered up his courage and poked open Kong's private chat box.
[I'm messing around again]: Brother Kong? ?
[kong_]: Huh?
[kong_]: Didn't you call me wife before?
[I'm messing around again]: …………
Ahhh, the person before was indeed Kong!Although Shen Yanming already had the answer in his heart, he still felt his scalp tingle when he heard Kong admit it himself, wishing to go back in time and tightly cover his mouth at that time.
Shen Yanming threw down his phone and paced up and down in the hotel room, circling around a few times before picking up his phone again to organize his speech.
[I'm messing around again]: I'm sorry Brother Kong, I didn't know it was you, so stop yelling next time.
He Changkong, who was in the cake shop, saw this sentence and felt sore again. How could the kid just jokingly call him wife before, but after knowing it was him, he was so frightened as if he saw a black-faced parent who was about to hit someone's palm?
He Changkong wanted to ask "Why are you so afraid of me", so he typed it out and deleted it just before sending it out.
I always feel that there is a sense of distance in the first place, so I am afraid it is even more inappropriate.
[kong_]: It's okay, you can shout whatever you like.
After saying this, he didn't wait for Shen Yanming's reply immediately, He Changkong patted the fish who was waiting for the cake with him beside him: "Do I usually look scary?"
He also asked Meng Yan similar questions, but he didn't get any constructive answers from Meng Yan.
Fish was a bit at a loss. He didn't know why He Changkong asked this suddenly, but he still said truthfully: "It's okay, when I first joined the team, I thought I was a little cold, but later I found out that I don't talk much, but he's actually quite a nice person... He even ordered supper for us so many times..."
The friendship between boys is actually not complicated. A meal and a little kindness can divide people into their own camp.
He Changkong thought to himself, but everyone was still not too close to him.
He usually sees other good brothers chatting shoulder to shoulder all day without any sense of restraint. They seem to be very free and relaxed, and he will also feel a little envious.Even though he and Meng Yan had known each other for so many years, they couldn't do this.
Of course, the main reason lies in him, he knows that his character is a bit boring.
He didn't care much before, but at the end of the last life, tmm fell apart, and there was no one around him. That kind of real loneliness surrounded him like an impenetrable net, making him breathless.
He thought it would be nice if he also had a friend who talked about everything.
Given another chance, he began to try to make some changes.
...although it seems to have little effect so far.
After a while, Shen Yanming finally replied, his tone still seemed trembling.
[I'm messing around again]: I'm really sorry [kneel down.gif]
[I'm messing around again]: I actually wanted to ask what you meant just now, so you probably lost in the game of truth or dare...
Shen Yanming still couldn't figure out what reason Kong had to do tonight. The only reason he could think of was that he lost the truth or dare.But that doesn't hold water at all, because Kong doesn't look like someone who would play such a silly game with anyone.
[kong_]: None.
[I’m messing around again]: What’s going on, orz
[kong_]: It's inconvenient to hold something in your hand now, let's talk later.
Shen Yanming put the phone aside.The rain outside the window was still falling tirelessly, and he thought about a lot of nonsense, first he thought that Kong was very different from the noble, cold, cool boy he knew, and this time, Kong was in front of him. The human setting here has become a mystery and cannot be guessed.Later, I thought that Kong had smashed a lot of cat litters, and I still have to pay them back when I withdraw them, but half of the money will be deducted by the platform. How can I pay him back as a poor male high school student? Is he going to play as a companion to earn some money in the future?
Just thinking about it, a new message popped up on WeChat.
It was sent by fish.
[Yuyuyu]: Brother Luanzi, do you still want to make an appointment with the Internet cafe? [Smiling Panda Head.jpg]
Shen Yanming saw that the rain was heavy and urgent, and he didn't really want to go out, so he refused.
[Shen Daniao]: I won't go, it's raining heavily, let's make an appointment next time.
[Yuyuyu]: Alright [Tearful Panda Head.jpg]
The screen was full of wretched panda heads, which made Shen Yanming feel mentally polluted. He suddenly doubted his own IQ. What was he thinking that made him think that fish is a milk that doesn't move, that milk doesn't move... that is, kong, and fish There is no similarity, and it is impossible to send this panda head expression when chatting.
[Yuyuyu]: But we are near your hotel right now, can we go up and find you to play, and bring you something to eat by the way~
There was nothing to refuse, Shen Yanming sent the room number to fish, and the doorbell rang a few minutes later.
He opened the door with his slippers on, first he saw fish, whose chubby body almost blocked the door tightly, but Shen Yanming still saw someone following behind.
He Changkong who followed behind nodded at Shen Yanming.
Shen Yanming was dumbfounded, he didn't notice that the message Fish sent him said "we", and thought that Fish came here alone.
He scratched his hair and said unnaturally: "Ah, Brother Kong."
Fish smiled and said, "Let's go in... Well, I feel like I might have to borrow your room to take a shower."
Shen Yanming turned sideways, and two people came in one after the other outside the door.After listening to fish's words, he realized that the jackets of the two people were almost soaked, and they were in a panic.
Shen Yanming was still a little startled: "Didn't you bring an umbrella?" After asking, he found himself asking nonsense, because he had already seen the folded umbrella in Fish's hand.
When fish talked about this, the expression on his face became a little annoyed: "I took it, it was fine at first, but when the traffic light crossed the road, a stupid car drove past us, and then we were splashed all over. "
Shen Yanming: "...It's so miserable. I need two more towels from the front desk. You can wash them. But it seems that there is no change of clothes. I have a lot of clothes, but you probably can't wear them all."
Needless to say, fish, he alone is equal to two Shen Yanmings, so it is naturally impossible to wear Shen Yanming's clothes. Kong may be able to wear it, although Kong is about a head taller than Shen Yanming, but Shen Yanming's clothes are too big, so it's not impossible to insist on wearing it.
It's just that Shen Yanming's t-shirts are printed with some gaudy and weird cartoons, such as the Powerpuff Girls with fangs, and it's against Kong to wear them on...
Fish didn't seem to have considered this aspect before, and after hearing Shen Yanming's words, he looked embarrassed, but He Changkong remained calm: "Do you have a dryer here?"
Only then did Shen Yanming realize that there were indeed, and nodded repeatedly: "Yes, there are."
"That's fine," He Changkong put the box in his hand, and said, "Then I'll go wash it first."
He Changkong entered the bathroom, and when he heard the sound of water, Shen Yanming pulled Fish over and questioned carefully: "What's going on? Why did you come here with Brother Kong?"
Fish felt that he was wet all over, so he was embarrassed to sit down, and leaned on the table to explain to Shen Yanming: "After we came out of the gymnasium, Brother Pudding said that we want to eat supper, and there happened to be a delicious fried chicken restaurant nearby, although The rain was quite heavy, but who can resist the temptation of fried chicken? So we came here. Then I said that the Luanzige Hotel seems to be here too, and Brother Kong asked me if I had an appointment with you to go to the Internet cafe. If you go, take him with you."
Shen Yanming: "So it's like this..."
Fish paused, then continued: "Then you said you weren't going? Then Kong said that it seemed like your birthday was coming, and that since they were all nearby, he would buy a cake for you."
After speaking, fish pointed to the small box that Kong put on the table just now, and there was a cake lying quietly in that small box.
Shen Yanming didn't expect this, it was midnight soon, and he was going to be an adult, he expected to receive blessings from many relatives and friends, but he didn't expect Kong to bring him a cake.
Shen Yanming: "Well, how did Kong know that my birthday is coming?"
"I don't know, you ask him yourself, maybe you saw the information on your social platform," fish said again, "it seems to be some kind of tiramisu flavor, we didn't know what flavor to buy just now, He said that you have posted tiramisu-flavored snacks on Weibo, and you should like this."
Shen Yanming was speechless for a moment.
My mind is full of kong, how can it be so good...
Fish laughed again: "But you're really good, you just turned up? You said you were going to the Internet cafe with me, so you planned to spend your birthday in the Internet cafe, hahaha."
The two chatted a few more words, and the sound of water in the bathroom stopped during the conversation. After all, it was just a simple shower, and it didn't take long for He Changkong to come out of the bathroom.
Shen Yanming looked in He Changkong's direction, and the complicated and indescribable emotions just faded away in an instant. He just wanted to ask, "Damn it, why does this person have such a good figure?"
Usually, he is wearing a team uniform, and he can’t see anything. Now, he is wearing a bath towel loosely around his waist. Looking up, he has well-balanced muscles. He looks powerful but not exaggerated. Looking down, he is faintly exposed. Mermaid line.
Shen Yanming was so sour that lemon juice dripped from his eyes.
He subconsciously squeezed the flesh around his waist, it wasn't to the point of having a small belly, but it was indeed soft.It's really irritating that people are better than others, and forget about everything else... how can people who play games have abdominal muscles when they sit in front of the computer every day!
Shen Yanming looked up, just in time to meet He Changkong's gaze, and he suddenly felt awkward.
Hey, it's really weird to keep staring at people's abs.
Although they run around shirtless in the school dormitory every day, they are all men, so what are you afraid of?We usually make an appointment to boo boo together during class breaks.
Thinking so, Shen Yanming quickly moved his eyes away from He Changkong, and stared at the white wall next to him uncomfortably, as if he was about to stare at a hole in the wall.
He Changkong's expression was normal, he thanked Shen Yanming first, and then said to fish: "You go wash it too, after washing, we wash and dry the clothes."
As soon as the fish entered, the atmosphere became a little stagnant.He Changkong was not very talkative in the first place, and Shen Yanming was indeed an eloquent master at ordinary times, but it was a pity that one day he would meet his nemesis, and every time he was in front of Kong, Shen Yanming seemed to suffer from aphasia.
Shen Yanming sat on the edge of the bed with a straight posture, like a primary school student, while He Changkong sat on the sofa opposite him, his posture didn't look very relaxed, but it seemed much more normal than Shen Yanming's in comparison.
He Changkong saw Shen Yanming's embarrassment, and tried to ease the atmosphere: "Just get along like you did when you didn't know I was Kong? Try?"
Shen Yanming thought how to try it, he hesitated for a while, and made a mosquito-like moaning sound: "... Wife?"
He Changkong smiled softly.
Shen Yanming hadn't seen He Changkong smile very much, and now he felt a little strange seeing him, and the shame that had just emerged was dispelled by this smile.
Even though he was of the same sex, Shen Yanming had to admit that a handsome guy's smile was just pleasing to the eye. Those promotional posters shouldn't make He Changkong so cool and sharp, it would be great to photograph him smiling.
There should be many girls who will cry and howl for him.
But after these thoughts passed, he and He Changkong fell into embarrassment again.
Shen Yanming pinched the bed sheet, after much deliberation, he decided to ask about half of what he said just now, he hesitated and said, "Actually, what happened just now, why did you suddenly come to my live broadcast room..."
Shen Yanming didn't finish his sentence, but He Changkong could understand what he was going to ask.Indeed, if you think about it in another way, his actions just now were quite abrupt, and he might have scared the children too.
He Changkong didn't hide anything, he just said everything.
After tonight's game ended, not only the people at xxl thought that Shen Yanming was a good candidate, but the coach of tmm also mentioned this anchor called Chaos to He Changkong.
At the beginning, the coach Afeng said this: "This little anchor was really not in the mood at the beginning, too aggressive, but it may also be related to the first time so many people watched and played games. After all, sometimes playing games is not only about skills. , It also depends on the mentality... But his performance in the second half was remarkable, no wonder you admired him so much before."
It was rare for He Changkong to refute the coach's statement: "He didn't have any problems in the first half. He was like that when he played with me before. I could keep up with him. If it was me playing in that game just now, what he did would not be considered as good." Mistake."
Afeng raised his eyebrows: "Why is it not a mistake? It is also important to make different strategies according to the situation of different teammates, you don't understand this? He can play with you like that, but his teammate just now is Xiaoyu .”
He Changkong's expression was complicated: "He thought the fish was me."
After explaining for a long time, Ah Feng came to understand, and said: "Okay, then you can ask him if he would like to come to our place when you have time, and the review can be saved, just come directly."
He Changkong: "Yes."
But when they had just set off to eat supper together, rumors that Shen Yanming was going to XL began to spread in the professional circle.
Others didn't know, but because He Changkong knew that Shen Yanming and Zhang Xixi had a good relationship, he already guessed that Shen Yanming was going to XL.
So Afeng asked him, and he expressed his conjecture: "I think it is very possible that the chaos will pass."
Originally, Ah Feng was not too anxious about whether Shen Yanming would join their team, but after hearing that the other party was likely to go to xxl, his attitude changed.
It is true that tmm has no shortage of people for the time being, but when a good seed comes, it will be a reserve army, and if it goes to another house, it may become a headache for them in the future.
So Afeng urged: "Then you should ask him quickly, even if he intends to go to xxl, he must not go through the process now."
At that time, the few of them were in the private room of the fried chicken shop, and Meng Yan happened to be watching Shen Yanming's live broadcast on a whim: "Your kid is live broadcasting, and fans have asked him to join our team. He said he is not worthy, hurry up, take this opportunity Take him down."
After He Changkong finished recounting the whole incident, Shen Yanming was a little dumbfounded: "I didn't go to XXL, their team manager asked me, but I refused... I don't know who is talking nonsense. "
He Changkong asked, "Why don't you go?"
Shen Yanming answered it as a matter of course: "I'm not interested."
He Changkong looked into his eyes: "Do you really not want to play professional at all?"
If someone had asked him, he would have said casually that he didn't want to, but seeing He Changkong's serious gaze, he couldn't deny it: "It's not that I don't want to..."
He Changkong: "Is that because you feel that if you come to tmm, you won't be able to make a debut, so you don't want to?"
"of course not."
Shen Yanming couldn't say, he couldn't say that he was reborn, he couldn't say that he played professionally in his previous life, he couldn't say that he had experienced the despair of not being able to achieve his goal no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't say that he was stabbed by his brother There is no way to say that you used to treat people with the greatest kindness, but in the end you were pushed into the bottom of the valley with the greatest malice.
In fact, although Shen Yanming missed the championship trophy again and again in the previous life, Shen Yanming never gave up. He thought he could play for a few more years, what if he could achieve results?
But fate didn't give him this chance, and he bid farewell to his career directly.
The reason why he was deprived of his player status was a fight, and he beat someone unilaterally.
It was a real fight with him, and he had a conflict with a player named moonlight in the tr team.
But the reason is not because he is domineering and sees the other party's displeasure.
He explained the reason, and if the reason is true, he is completely reasonable, and should still be punished, but he will not be expelled from the team.
It's just that there was no surveillance at the place where the fight took place, and everyone who could testify for him turned against him afterwards.
Moreover, Moonlight wears a pair of thin-rimmed glasses, looks refined, speaks in a soft voice, and sells a set of suits, if Shen Yanming is not the person involved, everyone will believe his evil.
In addition, there was a lot of trouble on the Internet at the time, and the CTG executives didn't want to let go of a main member just like that, but in the end they terminated the contract with him due to the pressure of public opinion.
Even if everything started again, Shen Yanming still couldn't let go.
But these, he couldn't say a word to He Changkong.
Shen Yanming bit his lower lip, as if making up his mind, and after a long while, he spoke again: "Let me think about it..."
Shen Yanming's face didn't seem to have changed much, but He Changkong still felt the depression of the person in front of him. He wanted to pat Shen Yanming on the head, but he still felt a little abrupt, so he didn't extend his hand, but said, "Come whenever you want." .”
"Be my exclusive treatment?" Shen Yanming's depressed state didn't last long, and soon he was no different from before, but he was still embarrassed to ask this question, and he said it in a low voice.
When he saw this sentence in the live broadcast room, he was very concerned about it. He Changkong didn't explain this sentence when he just told him what happened.
He Changkong was obviously unnatural, and he didn't speak for a long time, as if he was trying to organize his words.
Coincidentally, fish also finished taking a shower, and when he came out of the bathroom, he heard what they said about exclusive treatment, so he interjected: "Hey, Brother Yan taught him that sentence, Brother Yan is the king of old routines, Brother Chaozi , let me imitate what Brother Yan said at that time."
Shen Yanming: "..."
He Changkong: "..."
After fish threw the dirty clothes in his hand into the washing machine, he started his performance: "Cough—'Kong Jiang, let me tell you, your little friend and the fish didn't cooperate well today, and it is the time when you are most eager for you, listen to me Yes, you told him that you want to be his exclusive treatment, he must be caught by you, he must be you in this life'... Hahaha god damn you must be in this life, it looks like he is going to be punished ..."
"Ah, so it was to trick me," Shen Yanming made an exaggerated crying expression, "Return my touch—"
When fish said this, Shen Yanming understood.Normally, He Changkong was serious when he spoke and acted. After he said that, Shen Yanming didn't diverge his thinking. I didn't expect that it was just a joke for the sake of routine.
Just kidding would make sense.
But it was just a joke... It was indeed as Meng Yan said, aside from other things, when Shen Yanming saw this sentence, he was indeed surprised and happy, so happy that he wanted to bubble.Now that it was a joke, he faintly felt a little disappointed.
However, Shen Yanming has always been a good showman, and he might not let it go before. After sitting face to face with He Changkong and chatting for a while, he was not so restrained. In addition, fish performed hard in front of him, Shen Yanming was not far behind and said: " What I said about the exclusive treatment is all fake, I can only be a spare tire, just drink some Nightmare and the rest of the milk."
Fish came over and sat next to Shen Yanming, putting his shoulders on his shoulders: "It's okay brother, I can also be your exclusive treatment. But you are too fierce, I don't think I can stand it, let Kong brother come."
Shen Yanming pushed him: "Go away."
Unexpectedly, He Changkong actually answered the words: "It's not to trick you, if you come, let Meng Yan go to play as a mage, he was born as a mage..."
What He Changkong said was serious, not like a joke.But now Shen Yanming couldn't tell which of He Changkong's words were serious and which ones were jokes, because he even had a sullen face when he called him "Luan Luanzi".
Shen Yanming didn't know what to say anymore, so he could only ask: "Meng Meng is going to fight for the mage position, what about Lan?"
He Changkong didn't answer this question.He got up to get the mobile phone that he put aside just now, and looked at the time: "It's almost twelve o'clock."
Fish also got up from Shen Yanming's side, took the cake they bought, put it on the small table, opened it, and the aroma of tiramisu swayed in the room.
Fish put the little crown given by the cake shop on Shen Yanming's head again: "Oh, little prince."
As he spoke, he stood opposite Shen Yanming, and stood with He Changkong.
Shen Yanming actually thought it was funny, he never thought that his birthday was celebrated by two nannies with bare upper body, and one of these two nannies had a round stomach like Nezha was pregnant, and the other smeared dots on his abdominal muscles. The oil can be directly used to shoot magazines, and the visual impact is particularly strong when standing together.
Fish is very enthusiastic: "Come, come, light the candles, turn off the lights and sing happy birthday."
Shen Yanming clasped his hands together: "Thank you, brothers."
After a simple little ceremony, Shen Yanming also took a picture with his mobile phone, and sent back a message by the way. Some close friends sent him birthday congratulations, and his parents also sent him red envelopes.
After processing the information, he posted the photos he just took on Weibo and Moments.
Although his Weibo is definitely bloody now, but after all his idol celebrated his birthday, he still wants to commemorate it.
After posting the photo, Shen Yanming confessed to the two people opposite: "Remember to like my circle of friends!"
Fish immediately opened Moments and sent a like, but He Changkong hesitated to speak.
Shen Yanming realized later that the two of them hadn't added friends at all.
It's not too late to add now, Shen Yanming thought, opened the QR code of the business card and handed it to He Changkong: "Brother Kong, come and scan it."
Fish didn't know about their troubles before, seeing how they were only adding friends now, he was very surprised: "So you didn't even add friends? I thought you've known each other for a long time."
He Changkong: "Will you let me add you now?"
As soon as Shen Yanming heard it, he knew that He Changkong must have misunderstood. He explained to him about the blocked words in the game, and asked back: "Have you never added others? Every time I add others, it's like a password."
He Changkong scanned the QR code: "I didn't ask for other people's contact information."
Shen Yanming: "... Aww."
After He Changkong finished scanning the QR code, he saw the information page that popped up: "... Shen Daniao?"
Shen Yanming: "!!!"
Shen Yanming frantically clicked on the page to change his nickname, and howled, "Don't add it first, don't add it first, this isn't me."
He deleted the word "Shen Daniao" from the nickname column, and suddenly couldn't think of what to change it to, so he quickly opened the browser and entered in the search engine: elegant and connotative net name.
Before he had time to think about it, he copied a name casually.
When He Changkong scanned again, he saw that Shen Yanming's WeChat nickname had changed to - ゞ夜色乄热病ぁ.
He Changkong: "..." Not necessarily.
Shen Yanming took a closer look at the name at this time, and it seemed that it was indeed a bit unorthodox. He scratched his hair: "I... change it again?"
He Changkong said helplessly, "Let me add you first."
After going through untold hardships, Kong finally added ゞ夜色乄热病ぁ as a friend.
Shen Yanming temporarily changed his name because he didn't want He Changkong to see such a vulgar side of him (although he had already seen it). He didn't expect that fish, who has no eyesight, would not open any pot, so he insisted on asking: "What was your WeChat name before?" Shen Daniao?"
Shen Yanming showed disheveled expression: "My real name..."
fish: "Your real name is Shen Da Niao? How did your parents come up with the name hahahahaha."
"...You can't finish what I said. My name has the word geese. Isn't geese a big bird?" Shen Yanming muttered, "I don't have any problem thinking about it."
Fish couldn't stop laughing, finally stopped, and said, "It's a wild goose."
Shen Yanming: "Yes, yes, I specialize in pecking fish like you."
He Changkong liked Shen Yanming's circle of friends, and then said seriously: "Happy birthday, chaos."
Shen Yanming: "Thank you Kong Kongzi."
Damn, what a messy title!
He Changkong and fish didn't stay too late, they shared the cake and left after the clothes dried.They don't have a game tomorrow, but they still have to go back to training.
Before he left, He Changkong asked Shen Yanming when he would go back, and Shen Yanming said that he was about to leave when he woke up.
"It's a pity, if you don't go back so early, I want you to see something good for yourself... But it's the same after watching it," He Changkong thought for a while, and then said, "Come back next time when the weather is good, I'll I'll take you for a walk."
If Meng Yan heard these words, his jaw would definitely drop - He Changkong owns a lot of houses, so how can he take others for a stroll?
Shen Yanming nodded.
After seeing them off, Shen Yanming played with his phone for a while and checked Weibo.
He is now the subject of the topic, and the Weibo he posted soon has a lot of comments.
Of course, most of the comments wished him a happy birthday, some were asking about the follow-up in the live broadcast room just now, and some were still immersed in the aftermath of the game in the afternoon. Fan, has been asking Shen Yanming to post more selfies.
Shen Yanming looked at it, picked out some and replied.
It didn't take long for him to post a new hot comment that was topped.
- I'll go, I have nothing to do and adjust the brightness of this picture, you see what is behind this cake? [picture]
-! ! !man's abs
-Holy shit, there is one thing to say—although the picture is quite blurry, it can still be seen that this person has a very good figure.
-what? ? ?Luanluzi what are you doing?
- Can't it be Luanzi taking a selfie?
- How could this be a selfie, the angle is wrong
-?What, why is there a man with a naked body? Brother Chaozi is gay?
……
Shen Yanming was so overwhelmed, how could these netizens be so clever.
He had to reply to this comment: My friend gave me a birthday...
After listening to his explanation, some netizens were reluctant, but some thought it was nothing.
-What kind of friend has to take off his clothes on his birthday =0= Look closely, it looks like he is wrapped in a bath towel
- But it's normal, don't boys often go shirtless when they don't go out, the weather is so hot now
- The weather in your dream was hot, and it was raining so much that I didn't even need to turn on the air conditioner
- By the way, is there a typhoon warning over Haicheng?Be safe, chaos~
-Maybe it’s a friend who shared a room and lived in a hotel together. If there is something, they won’t post it. You guys can really think xjb
-No matter, happy birthday to Brother Luanzi, go ahead!
-This abs, which friend, Luanzi, let me introduce[/色]
Of course, Shen Yanming would not say who celebrated his birthday, and he would cause trouble for He Changkong and the others later.
He didn't intend to say it, but He Changkong himself commented on this and asked which friend.
_kong: It's me.
By the way, I also sent a tutorial link for exercising abdominal muscles.
At first, the netizens were just making fun of it, and no one thought it was a big deal to have a shirtless man in the room, but when Kong replied, the situation changed.
Kong was still smashing the cat's nest in Brother Luanzi's live broadcast room just now!What else did you say to be the exclusive treatment for Brother Luanzi!
Netizens are still shocked by this incident, but turned around, did these two people celebrate their birthdays in the same room!
Shen Yanming was also taken aback, so he hurriedly chatted with He Changkong in private.
[ゞ夜色乄暗ぁ]: Those netizens are so brain-filling!But it’s okay, I’ll post another photo of me and Yuzai just now.
[ゞ夜色乄晚暴ぁ]: It’s obviously a movie of three people, so I can’t let Yuzai not have a name.
[ゞ夜色乄热ぁ]: Hahaha I also played with his belly, which is very interesting, and it will make a lot of noise when I shoot it.
[kong_]: ... When did you take a photo with him?
[ゞ夜色乄热ぁ]: When you go to the hallway to answer the phone.
[kong_]: Yes.
Shen Yanming didn't think there was any problem, he didn't know that it was starting to rain in He Changkong's heart.
He Changkong thought to himself, it is really too difficult to make friends, especially to make friends with Shen Yanming, it is really too difficult.
Shen Yanming was really difficult to understand.
Obviously he was the one who met Shen Yanming first, but Shen Yanming was not that close to him.
On the contrary, Fish and Shen Yanming have known each other for less than twelve hours, and Shen Yanming can give Fish a nickname, play with his belly, and even take a group photo with him.
He Changkong didn't want to continue talking about this matter, so he changed the subject again.
[kong_]: The Meteorological Bureau issued a typhoon warning just now, can your flight take off?
[ゞ夜色乄热ぁ]: I haven't received the notification yet =. =
[kong_]: If I can't go back tomorrow, I'll come to you and show you something.
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