You are messing around again [e-sports]

end of July.

This is the last summer vacation before the third year of high school, and there is less than a week left in the vacation balance.

The sound of cicadas was blocked outside the air-conditioned room with the windows and doors closed.Inside the house, the teenager was sitting in front of the computer with a thin blanket on, staring at the screen.

The battle in the game was in full swing, and all the buttons suddenly lost their response. Shen Yanming almost pressed the left and right buttons of the mouse, but the character on the screen remained motionless.

Then a dialog pops up - you have lost connection to the server.

Shen Yanming: "..."

After finally reconnecting to the Internet, the characters on the game interface have died tragically.

The scene of death was extremely tragic, the originally handsome white-haired little werewolf was lying sprawled in the middle of the road with his belly turned.

Shen Yanming typed a line on the team channel.

[I'm messing around again]: Great Merciful Nanny Sauce, I just got disconnected, please do me a favor and give me a resurrection.

The nurse was indifferent, and even stepped over Shen Yanming's body mercilessly, without stopping.

[I'm messing around again]: ...

Shen Yanming continued typing without giving up his belief in life.

[I'm messing around again]: Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda.

The nanny cooperated with the mage behind the church, took one head from the enemy together, and then divided into two groups.

Still no one paid any attention to Shen Yanming's pleading.

[I'm messing around again]: The doctor is benevolent, you can't do this.

Shen Yanming started the live broadcast of this game. At this moment, there were laughter and a bit of yin and yang on the bullet screen.

-Hahahaha, Brother Luanzi is too miserable

-Why doesn't the nanny pull people, don't you have a number in your heart?How many times have you died in this round? If I were a nanny, I wouldn't bother you. I would even sing a great compassion spell for you, so that you can lie down and take a good look at the beautiful starry sky of this continent[/白眼]

- Can anyone guess how many times Brother Luanzi will drop the line next?Buy and leave

- Chaos, you just hang up, anyway, this team has you or not

-What are you talking about, brother Luanzi is definitely the core of the team, without him, how would the opponent win?

-Brother Luanzi’s playing games is funny, and his food is real. I love watching his live broadcast, but if I’m in line for him, I might kick my legs straight…

……

Shen Yanming, whose game id is [I'm messing around again] and nicknamed "Brother Luanzi", glanced at the barrage, and turned on the microphone: "What are you talking about, who said I'm bad? I was really stuck just now. know what's going on."

The barrage is full of boos.

"So what if I really cook? My cooking has a level and a style," Shen Yanming said confidently, "...without talking, I will teach you how to subdue a hard-hearted nanny."

Shen Yanming sent a private message to the nanny.

[I'm messing around again]: Are you a kong god fan?

In fact, Shen Yanming asked nonsense.Eight out of ten nurses who play the game "Return to the Throne" are fans of Kong, not to mention that this nurse has Kong as her id, and the skin she uses is also the champion skin made by the game operator for Kong's TMM team last year.

The nanny ignored him.

If the barrage could materialize, everyone would pile up a mountain of ridicule towards Shen Yanming.

Shen Yanming was not in a hurry either.He paused for a while while typing, and after a short thought, he typed out another line.

[I'm messing around again]: I won the spot to play water friends with tmm next week.

tmm, the full name of themiraclemaker, as a strong team that has won the world championship for two consecutive years, has hardly ever organized an open water friend competition.This time, it was also the sponsor who forced them to open, so it was rare for them to hold an event.

The selected players can go to tmm's base for a day trip for free, and enjoy the joy of being beaten by the master of the king by the way.

Such opportunities are rare.As soon as the Weibo of the lottery was posted, it was retweeted by enthusiastic players and an astonishing statistic was rounded up.

After Shen Yanming's words were sent out, Nanny Gao Leng finally responded.

Nanny: ...

Nanny: Really? ?

Not only the nanny, but also the barrage exploded.

- Brother Chaozi got hit? ? ?Cow batch

-Speechless, I smoked several trumpets together, but my face was black, so I could only run with me.

- so angry, so angry, so angry

- so what does he mean by that?show off?

-...If I were a nanny, I would be so angry that I wouldn't want to pull him up

-Maybe Brother Luanzi is going to ask for an autograph from the god of Kong to give to this nanny?

-Hahahaha I really want to see if Brother Luanzi dares to act like this in front of sweet honey[/狗头]

……

The big brothers watching the live broadcast still haven't figured out why Shen Yanming suddenly mentioned that he had won a spot.They had guessed everything, but none of them guessed Shen Yanming's real intention.

Until this line appeared in the chat box again.

[I'm messing around again]: Let me give you the quota, give me a resurrection, it's a ball qaq

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Give up the chance to play against tmm, just to let the nanny in the ordinary matchmaking round give yourself a resurrection?

This anchor is really messing around again.

After a brief pause in the barrage in the live broadcast room, someone suddenly realized, saying: You don’t really believe that he will give up the quota, but most likely it’s just a joke to coax the nanny to pull him up...

Others chimed in.

On the screen, Shen Yanming's side seemed to be defeated. Although the remaining three teammates tried to restore the decline, the gap between the two sides was too large, and they could only watch helplessly as their opponents carried the crown and walked towards the throne step by step.

The nanny was also a little passive in the competition, and stood still behind the fence.However, she didn't know whether she was too shocked or felt speechless, but she still ignored Shen Yanming.

Shen Yanming let out a "tsk" and tapped the keyboard quickly.

[I'm messing around again]: Hurry up, hurry up, it's too late if you don't pull me.

[I'm messing around again]: I'm serious, I'm in the third year of high school in the new semester, and I'm going back to school when school starts next week.My mother asked me to choose Peking University and Tsinghua University. I have to study hard, and I can't go if I get it.

Nanny & Audience: ...

Shen Yanming wasn't talking nonsense.

At least it is true that the new semester is preparing for the third grade.

But everything else is bullshit.Shen Yanming's grades were not good in elementary school. The first-year graders in elementary school all took two hundred points home, and he took two eighty points back.In the first grade of high school, the full score changed from [-] to [-]. He still took [-] points back, but his parents were still elated, saying that it is not easy to maintain a score for ten years. Eighty points for ten years, which shows that the child's grades are stable, which is reassuring.

Later, Shen Yanming skipped so many classes that he didn't even get [-] points in the test. When his math score dropped to [-] points for the first time in his previous life, his father finally knocked on his door to talk to him.

Instead of urging him to study hard, he asked: "You don't like studying, and you like playing games so much, why don't you become a professional gamer?"

——That was a matter of the previous life.

Yes, last life.

Shen Yanming was born again.

He still remembered that day when he signed the contract termination agreement given to him by the team manager, unlucky things happened one after another. He went out to relax in the middle of the night, but met a speeding car that was out of control.

I thought that my life ended here, but I didn't know that there would be a chance to open my eyes again.

And... Opening his eyes again, he found himself back three years ago.

After the initial shock, after this period of time, he has slowly accepted the fact that he was reborn.

The time when Shen Yanming was reborn was just before he became a professional e-sports player in his previous life.The trajectory of fate at that time was the same as after his rebirth, and he was also the same as now, and he got the spot to play water friends with tmm.

The difference is that in his previous life, he opened Weibo countless times a day after winning the lottery, just to look at the winning notice from time to time, always wishing to arrive at the arena immediately... Even though school is about to start, he secretly flew a thousand kilometers away Haicheng outside.

Although it was only a water friend match, he performed brilliantly in that match, and since then he has stepped into the world of professional players with half a foot.

But this time he didn't want to go.

……

Shen Yanming was stunned, the nanny who had been silent just now finally ordered resurrection for him, and sent him a dumbfounding emoji.

The nurse even earnestly educated Shen Yanming: "It's not a big deal to pull you up, but you really have to pay attention. If you don't know how to use this character well, you can practice it in man-machine mode a few times."If you were in line for some other grumpy dude, you would have been sprayed to death by now.

This nanny was very gentle, but Shen Yanming didn't have time to return to her, so he thanked him in his heart, and quickly drove towards the route where the enemy was carrying the crown.

The rules of "Return to the Throne" are actually very simple. Two teams of players enter the map in the form of 4v4. Whoever finds the buried crown first and escorts the crown back to the throne will win.In this process, in order to compete for the crown, the two teams of players must adopt various strategies, or have some direct conflicts.

Seeing that the enemy was about to put the crown on the throne, the other teammates also wanted to resist.

Unexpectedly, a little white wolf suddenly sprang out in front of the throne.

The little white wolf jumped to the side of the enemy tank, looking flustered, paused for a while, and threw a big move out in a very puzzling manner.

White Wolf's ultimate move is called the Dart of Reincarnation.After using the ultimate move, White Wolf will throw the boomerang in his hand, forming an arc-shaped trajectory, and the boomerang will cause damage to the enemy units that the trajectory passes through.The higher the fighting spirit accumulated by the white wolf, the higher the damage caused by the ultimate move.

The fighting spirit is accumulated by killing the number of enemies.

Shen Yanming hadn't confiscated a single head in this round. It was obvious that his ultimate move could hardly deal damage.

Even if it can deal damage, it is difficult for ordinary players to maximize their benefits with this skill, because the trajectory of the boomerang is dead, but the enemy player can move flexibly.It is also common to play empty big when playing White Wolf.

The barrage started laughing at him again, thinking that he pressed the wrong skill in a panic.

Shen Yanming stared at the screen.Little White Wolf's boomerang passed through the three enemy characters precisely - the position where he stopped and threw the dart just now was not chosen randomly, but after predicting the position of the enemy player, he determined that the position where he could throw the dart can be wiped. to the most enemies.

He had already predicted which players on the other side would be hit by him, but said to Mai: "Hey, good luck."

The old men in the audience didn't take it seriously, and said one after another: What's the use of being lucky?Since your big move can't kill people, it doesn't make sense to release it.

That's true, if Shen Yanming took more than ten heads, then he still has a chance to give it a try, but now...

But immediately the audience found that several players who were touched by the boomerang were frozen.

The crown fell from the enemy tank, and Shen Yanming leisurely ran to pick it up.The only mage on the opposite side who was not under control tried to grab the crown with Shen Yanming. At this time, the teammates finally reacted and quickly dragged the mage while the rest of the enemy was still unable to move.

Holding the crown, the little white-haired werewolf walked towards the dusty throne a few steps away, and put the crown back on the throne that had been covered in dust for a long time, and a dazzling light burst out from the throne in an instant.

The words Victory appeared in the center of the screen.

The audience was still in a state of confusion, and the barrage was full of question marks.

Shen Yanming fell back, leaned on the back of the chair, and explained: "I picked up a bottle of anesthetic at the beginning of the game."

Anesthetics, as the name suggests, are drugs that can make a character unable to move.

Can be used alone on a player, or applied to a weapon.

It can only stun one person when used alone. If it is applied to a weapon, the upper limit of players that can be controlled becomes higher.Just like this one, if Little White Wolf's dart damages three players, then these three players can be controlled at the same time.

The problem is that the anesthetic effect only lasts for five seconds, and it takes time to apply it on the weapon from the time it is clicked to use it. For those with handicapped hands, the effect of the drug may have expired long ago.

Therefore, apart from professional players, very few people would choose the latter usage when picking up this medicine.

"Let me just say that I can turn the tide." Shen Yanming said that he was lucky when he saw the bullet screen, and he didn't refute it. He even said along the way, "Luck is also a kind of strength. Is there a problem? I won't talk to you, I want I'm going to be friends with Miss Nurse, 886."

The "Return to the Throne" branch of the tmm e-sports club.

It's already time for a break, and the lights in the training room are still on, but no one is racing against time for additional training.

The two people who stayed in the training room are squatting in the live broadcast room of [I'm messing around again].

At first, He Changkong was the only one watching the live broadcast. Meng Yan, who was about to pack up and leave, saw it and felt strange, so he also sat down and watched it for a while.

Professional players like them rarely watch the live broadcast of amateur anchors... What's more, this person who is called Chaozige seems to be more amateur than amateur.

But Meng Yan watched for a while, and found that he had underestimated the anchor, and I was messing around with the last wave of operations. Maybe it was luck for ordinary players, but Meng Yan, who has experienced many battles, can tell at a glance that this combination of skills It's not something that can be explained by good luck.He smiled: "This kid is a bit interesting."

He Changkong didn't respond to Meng Yan's words, just stared at the screen, and said after a long time: "He said he would give up the place to participate in the Water Friends Competition...Why did he give up the place to others?"