Reborn you are not worthy

Take back your thoughts.

Lu Bingxing looked at the situation on this Weibo again, no matter what those black fans were still cursing and saying, anyway, Zhu Zhao's fans were already blowing up on the spot.

"The Taoist priest has a noble character, but he is used by these unscrupulous job hackers and Internet trolls to hurt others. It really loses his conscience."

"The Taoist priest has vision, do you want to chase stars together, or Zhao Zhao is handsome, cool personality, and talented in acting, you won't lose money if you invest in shares!"

"Dao Chang's rainbow fart is stronger than our fans, do you want to join our empty bottle group?"

"Daozhang, catch up with Zhu Zhao early, happy early!"

In short, there are piles and piles of greeting jokes.

After Lu Bingxing finished reading, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up. These stupid human beings sometimes talk quite interestingly.

Of course, there are also a lot of irrational fans and rude words, asking him how long he will stay on Zhu Zhao's popularity.

Some even scolded him directly.

Lu Bingxing sighed, young people nowadays are just empty-headed and stupid, and their quality education is not up to standard.

However, geniuses don't care about these things, and they have no style to care about these stupid mortals.

However, this made Lin Xi so angry that he instantly turned into a keyboard warrior and fought against nearly a hundred people at the same time.

Lu Bingxing kissed her fair face, um, the precious daughter-in-law who fought passionately for her boyfriend is also very cute, she misses the sun.

……

In the days of Tianyiguan, every day is too comfortable, as if the mission and Yang Zhan don't exist anymore.

The whole process from picking vegetables to washing vegetables and cooking is recorded on video every day, and the natural scenery in the mountains and the magical big ginkgo tree are inserted in the middle, and the beauty of the majestic genius is occasionally sold out.

Because of a popular search, and the constant fan-black battle.

The number of fans of the account "Tianyiguan Zhu Ziyuan" has been gradually increasing, and now it has 10,000+ people.

So in the next few days, someone was tempted by the beautiful life edited in the video, and began to ask him in the comments below, where is this place, why is it like a paradise, and I really want to live for a few days to relax and breathe in the mountains of fresh air.

And it doesn't need Lu Bingxing to take the initiative to say that netizens are omnipotent.

Soon, a few donkey friends who had been to Tianyiguan recognized it accurately, and then generously sent out the address, and their words were full of praise.

"That place is really nice. When I went camping on the mountain, it rained suddenly, so I found Tianyi Temple and stayed there for one night."

"The Taoists in the temple are very talkative, but probably because they don't have much contact with the world, they all seem a little cold, not very communicative, and talk less."

"By the way, Xiao Daoist's kung fu is really good. I got up early that morning and watched him practice martial arts in the bamboo forest. It was really awesome. He smashed a bamboo with one palm!"

……

Speaking of this, some netizens began to question it.

"Really, watching Zhu Dao Changfa's sword dance video, it's really smooth and pretty, but isn't that just a show, can it really hurt people?"

"That's right, it's too fake to crack bamboo with one palm. It's okay to buy a navy, but don't exaggerate. I really wanted to go there. This is too fake, and I feel uncomfortable."

"Hey, in modern society, it's not a martial arts world, so there's no need to engage in such fake things!"

……

"Who is lying, whether you want to go or not, I wish the Taoist priest is really amazing!"

The few people who had been to Tianyiguan were very unhappy when they saw the complaints from above, so they just replied on that floor, and they chatted with each other.

"The scenery of Tianyiguan is really amazing, especially the bamboo forest and the big ginkgo tree. Not to mention the fact that after I come back, when I am occasionally upset, thinking about it can still calm myself down!"

"Yes, but I still like the old ginkgo tree the most. It's bigger than Chang'an's. Unfortunately, it was summer when I went there before, and I thought I would go there again in autumn to see the golden eyes. But the social animals were too busy working. I'm busy, and there are still many messy things, so let's go again this year!"

"Well, I didn't think about it at first, so let's go again this year!"

"Go! However, it turned out that the cold Daoist Zhu actually edited the video. When we were in Tianyiguan, the Taoist priest only practiced kung fu every day, and he didn't care about everything. It felt like he had seen through the world of mortals."

"Yes, Taoist Zhu is young and handsome, but he is too cold!"

Several people chatted more and more enthusiastically, and it was difficult to end for a while.

……

So, those netizens started to laugh again.

"Haha, it turns out that Taoist priests can also buy sailors. It's quite a step up with the times. I'm afraid there is only one robot on this entire floor. It can chat automatically, and it sounds like that!"

"People nowadays are really not sincere at all. What does a Taoist priest look like on the Internet? The reputation of the Taoist school has been ruined by him!"

"Yes, she is vain and loves to gossip."

……

However, no matter what they said, the beautiful scenery and delicious food in the video, and the beauty described by those few people, still remain in the minds of some people.

Since coming to Tianyiguan, Lu Bingxing has released the real body of the little green snake. After all, the place is big enough, and it can be used as a coolie by the way.

The bead string was made of keel bones, with a hint of the spirit of a dragon, and the power alone could overwhelm the Xiyun Snake.

Two days after it fell into his hands, the green snake was no longer able to do so honestly, and now even if there was no coercion, he would not dare to make trouble.

Lin Xi had only heard the young Taoist say that the snake was powerful, but now that he saw the real body, he realized that it was true.

However, the green snake was very friendly to him, and Lin Xi gradually lost his wariness and fear towards him. After a long time, he and the snake have become good friends, and the snake can understand everything the snake says.

Gao Yu and Qin Tao were also heartbroken by this snake, and made up their minds to find a big snake to play with after they went down the mountain.

Zhou You was still a child, so he had unlimited interest in this large animal.

In addition to meditating and practicing every day, I like to sit on it the most, directing the green snake to swim around, and excitedly asked my brother to take a bunch of photos and videos for him.

He also has his own online account, but his master forbids him to post anything about snakes.

In this regard, the little guy, the little heart, is full of great sadness.

After Xiyun arrived at Tianyi Mountain, he was also very happy. The forest here is deep and dense, and it can go into the forest to hunt for food. Occasionally, when it is full, it will bring some back to Lu Bingxing and the others for teething sacrifice.

Early this morning, as soon as he woke up, Lu Bingxing saw two hares placed in front of the door.

Yesterday, I went down the mountain to replenish food. Someone in the village just brought up lobsters from the river. Gao Yu and the others wanted to buy them desperately, and they also brought up a few catties. It can be predicted that today's food will be abundant.

For washing vegetables and plucking hair, this kind of thing is something that dignified geniuses will not do, it is bloody and dirty, and I hate it.

It just so happened that Gao Yu and Qin Tao felt a little guilty about being trash and couldn't help them, so I left it to them to wash the lobsters and kill the rabbits.

But both of them are laymen, and they have to rely on Xiao Zhouyou to guide the whole process. After a whole morning, they finally finished washing at around eleven o'clock.

The front of the view is full of bluestone slabs, covered by ginkgo, unable to bask in the sun, so clear that the heart is cold, and the person with sore waists and backs just lay down on the spot.

"Little Yunyun, go help me and give this to the master."

Zhou You put the cleaned lobster into a basket, and hung it on the neck of the snake basking in the sun.The little green snake raised its head, and while spitting out the snake letter, shook its neck. It was used to this kind of trick, and it rushed out with its tail wagging, steadily and quickly.

Gao Yu tilted his head, seeing this, a little envious, "Xiao Zhouyou, you tamed this snake so well."

Xiao Zhouyou blushed, a little proud, "Little Yunyun is very obedient,"

After finishing speaking, he stood up straight, held the water pipe and began to wash the blood on the stone slab. Children are always full of boundless enthusiasm for playing with water.

Qian Yan and Zhang Ling climbed up out of breath, and this was what they saw.

There are still bloodstains left between the cracks of the stone slabs, and heads of red, yellow and blue are lying side by side not far away.

Well, the one who has been working diligently and carrying the water hose to the ground is a little bean that is only three inches tall.

This scene, no matter how you look at it, is not serious.

Full of adolescent violence, oppression, rebellion, and more...

Zhang Ling looked up and saw the tall plaque not far away, and said with some doubts, "It's Tianyi Guan."

Hearing someone talking, Xiao Zhouyou stopped scrubbing.

The three people who were lying on the corpse also sat up together.

"Is anyone coming to offer incense today?"

Xiao Zhouyou "snapped", threw away the water pipe in his hand, rushed over, and said with an extremely enthusiastic smile, "Benefactor, this is Tianyi Temple, do you want to come to offer incense, please come inside quickly."

Qian Yan and Zhang Ling looked at this little Taoist boy who was excited and abnormal, and felt drums in his heart.

Turning his head again, looking at the three delinquent boys with different hair colors, he felt a little flustered, and suddenly felt that it was Ning Caichen who entered Lanruo Temple, and Tang Seng entered the Spider Silk Cave.

At this time, Lu Bingcong came out of the kitchen listening to the movement.

When they finally saw the familiar face on the video, the two breathed a sigh of relief.

Lu Bingxing gave them a cold look.

"Next time you come to a similar place, find a man to go with you."

The two were taken aback, the Taoist priest was as cold as described!

However, not only were the two not frightened by his words, but they even laughed out loud, "Don't worry, Taoist priest, they are still behind, they have a lot of things, and they can't climb as fast as us."

Gao Yu and Qin Tao stretched their heads to look down the mountain, and sure enough there were two men.

It's just that they are not climbing a mountain, but carrying a mountain on their backs. There are so many things that they can hardly see their faces.

Lu Bingxing reached out and handed the little snake wrapped in a chain to Lin Xi.

Just when he heard someone else's voice, he made Xi Yun shrink in size.

The green snake is very obedient now. Lu Bingxing is not afraid that he will hurt outsiders, but mainly because he is afraid that if these people take pictures and post them on the Internet, or directly report them to the Wildlife Management Bureau or the Research Institute, it will be too late. Alien species will definitely cause a sensation.

Lin Xi pinched it in his hand, hahaha twice, and asked maliciously, "Baby, do you miss me?"

The little snake didn't want to, he was going to die of anger.

However, due to Zhu Ziyuan's power, he didn't dare to resist Lin Xi, so he could only stare at the two outsiders bitterly, and stuck out his tongue.

It's so annoying, why does he have to shrink when outsiders come, and he still wants to play and roll around?As the snake with the most noble lineage and the longest history in the world, she not only shamefully failed to unify the snake world, but now she can't even grow bigger or smaller at will, and she has no snake rights at all.

The two girls found a little green snake with a white necklace and stared at them intently. Not only were they not frightened, but they found it extremely cute and wanted to touch it.

It was also at this moment that they realized that the three rebellious teenagers they thought of just now were actually more handsome than the other, and they were all first-class handsome guys.

Especially this blue-haired young man with a snake in his hand. He is so beautiful and charming. Even in today's entertainment industry, he is definitely the most outstanding one.

I wish the Taoist priest has a ethereal temperament, a fairy spirit, and an unforgettable experience;

And the blue-haired boy is purely good-looking, exquisite and beautiful, from skin to bone, as if it was carved out by God deliberately.

Of course, the other two teenagers are not bad either, they are handsome in their own way, and they are all very rare handsome guys in daily life.

Especially, after the two people who were traveling with them came up, the contrast became even more obvious.

Well, however, the two girls also breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and hurried forward to help, unloading the things on their backs, it's better to be their boyfriend.

These few people looked unreal, they thought they had entered the Nanpansi Cave!

It is easier to give people the illusion that all the men in this world are so handsome!

The two boys put down their burdens and took a breath. Looking at all this, they couldn't help being amazed immediately.

"Wow, there is really a huge ginkgo tree here. From the video, I just think it's big. Now that I see it with my own eyes, it really blocks the sky."

"I'll set up a tripod and take a picture quickly."

Stupid human beings take pictures of everything they see.

After silently contemptuously, Lu Bingxing ignored them and went back to the kitchen to cook.

When he went down the mountain last time, he brought up a few cans of gas, so now he is the only one who needs to cook the whole meal.

The three of them, red, yellow and blue, are completely kitchen waste.

Xiao Zhouyou was too young, and when he lit the fire, he was not sure about the temperature of the fire, and it was often too high or too big, which could not allow his skills to be fully displayed, not perfect, and tarnished the craftsmanship of a genius.

Sure enough, in this world, the only person worthy of being an assistant of a genius is the genius himself!

Qin Tao complained silently to Gao Yu, "Why is the Taoist priest so indifferent to the pilgrims? No wonder the management is not good? Let's go and greet him!"

Lin Xi, who was about to follow her boyfriend into the kitchen, stopped immediately when she heard this.

Before getting closer, he gave them a vicious look, and said in a small voice, "You two little idiots, what do you know? My Taoist school advocates the rule of inaction, falling in love can't come, love can't come, besides, my boyfriend went to the kitchen, What are you doing, cooking, why, you don’t plan to eat today?”

When it came to eating, the two suddenly softened their mouths.

I wish Daoist Master a great craftsmanship. Today there are hares and crayfish. I can't refuse them at all. I can even sell my soul, including my body.

Of course, the flesh cannot be sold, otherwise Lin Xi would be the first to kill them.

Qin Tao and Gao Yu looked at each other.

Lin Xi is such a badass, since he got a boyfriend, he has become more and more pretentious every day.

When he goes back to school, he must let him see how powerful his father is again, so he can't get too carried away.

……

Lu Bingxing moved quickly.

Stir-fried rabbit meat, spicy crayfish, stir-fried lettuce, eggplant stew.

When he stepped out of the kitchen door with a cold face, the three of them, including Xiao Zhouyou, were uncharacteristically active, stretching their heads and brains, waiting for his order to rush in to serve the food.

How can he still look like a tired and lazy boy?

"Go."

When he said this, Lu Bingxing's expression was particularly displeased.

Two big dishes were cooked today, the oily smoke was extremely heavy, his body was covered with a greasy smell, now he has to take a shower and change clothes.

There is no delay in recruiting apprentices. Once recruited, I will leave all these matters to them...

The four people who had just climbed up had just asked Guan to borrow hot water, and wanted instant noodles for instant noodles, and self-heating rice for self-heating rice.

But now, the braised beef, braised pork ribs, and spicy beef brisket in the bowl have all lost their flavor, and I feel extremely sad.

"Daozhang, can I add money to join you?"

"It turns out that the Taoist master's craftsmanship is really as good as in the video, and it is full of color and fragrance."

After hearing this, Lu Bingxing and Lin Xi were not happy. What does it mean to be as good as a video?Could it be that they thought they were making fake edits and acting as a play?

"No."

Therefore, Lu Bingxing and Lin Xidi spoke out at the same time and refused without hesitation.

The expressions of those four people immediately looked mournful.

Hmph, Lu Bingxing's face is full of frost, let you insult the genius.

Hmph, Lin Xi is showing his teeth and claws, making you question my boyfriend.

The four tourists here were drooling as they watched them finish eating the rabbit meat and the crayfish.

……

These four people, when they climbed up with big bags and small bags, really carried a lot of things, and even brought pots and food.

But after seeing Zhu Ziyuan's cooking skills, they immediately put an end to the idea of ​​cooking by themselves.

After paying 1000 yuan for incense and offering all the food he brought, he finally succeeded in getting the opportunity to join them in the Taoist temple.

As a result, it was obvious that several people came to see the scenery, and the most anticipated thing turned into three meals a day, so depraved!

In fact, Guanli does not have good meat and vegetables every meal. Generally, they only eat vegetarian meals in the morning and evening, focusing on health preservation.

But even simple boiled cabbage and stir-fried lettuce, under Zhu Daozhang's hands, they all have magical powers that make people want to stop.

Master, this is the master, the simpler it is, the more powerful it is!

After eating, eating and playing, after a week, those few people were reluctant to leave.

……

Lin Xi also breathed a sigh of relief.

With outsiders around, it is inconvenient for him to have a few words with his boyfriend.

The atmosphere in the country is not particularly open. After all, this is a Taoist temple, a place outside the square. After the publicity was spread, no one came.

He might also use this to deliberately attack Zhu Zhao's black fans.

Didn't the boyfriend's painstaking efforts go to waste?

As a strong, real man who vowed to love his boyfriend for the rest of his life, how could Lin Xi be so self-willed? He could completely suppress his desire to pounce on his boyfriend all the time.

So, as soon as those people disappeared from sight, Lin Xi excitedly jumped on his boyfriend, hugged him and kissed him hard.

And the two girls who happened to come up together to find the charger looked at each other and shouted in unison, "We didn't see anything."

Lin Xi's ears and neck were all red, um, a little embarrassing, his father's image was completely ruined.

Lu Bingxing pinched his precious daughter-in-law's face, and was about to speak.

But they yelled again in unison, "Don't worry, we won't tell anyone. From then on, we will rot in our stomachs, not even our boyfriend."

The two hurried into the room where they were staying, and after taking the charging cable, they ran down the mountain in a hurry, as if it was the two of them who were found out about what they had done.

Lu Bingxing was very satisfied with this.

OK, no problem.

These stupid human beings are sometimes very wise!

However, after about ten seconds, the subtle female voice continued to reach Lu Bingxing's ears.

"Let me tell you, the two of them must be a couple, ah ah ah ah ah, Daoist Guangfeng Jiyue and a beautiful rebellious boy, that's right, ahhhhhh!"

"God-sent CP, it's a taboo and beautiful feeling!"

"Ah, I should have observed it more carefully if I knew earlier."

"Otherwise, let's come again after a while. The Taoist chef is excellent in cooking. After leaving, I'm afraid I won't be used to the food at home. Well, come on every holiday in the future!"

"Good good..."

Seeing her boyfriend's increasingly cold expression, Lin Xi was puzzled for a moment, what's the matter?

The kiss was interrupted, so that the desire burned?

Unexpectedly, the boyfriend of the little Taoist priest is so serious and fanatical?

Lin Xi raised the corner of his mouth, as a qualified boyfriend, or make it up tonight, even if his boyfriend asks him to call him Dad, he can reluctantly, reluctantly...

Lu Bingxing bowed his head, seeing the still smiling, ignorant and dazed precious daughter-in-law, he sighed slightly, it's good to be stupid.

Blame him for his profound Taoism, he can hear whispers from a hundred meters away

A genius who descends into the world is too good, and naturally has more troubles and tribulations than a fool.

The so-called hard work for the capable can only be borne by the majestic genius alone!

……

Those few people are travel and camping enthusiasts, and they also have some fans on the blog. After returning this time, they wrote a long article, praising Tianyi Guan, which is like nothing in the sky.

Of course, in fact, the entire article is more about praising Zhu Ziyuan, how handsome and noble the Taoist priest is, with charming demeanor, extraordinary martial arts, and superb cooking skills, he is proficient in everything and knows everything.

Even a majestic genius would inevitably feel a little uncomfortable after watching it.

Well, although this stupid mortal has a weird mind, he rarely has a good vision and deserves encouragement.

Finally, a TIPS was also posted at the end of the article, expressing doubts that Tianyiguan may accept disciples based on their appearance. In addition to Taoist Zhu, there are actually several handsome guys hidden.

The so-called tap water is an advertisement more useful than anything else.

Now it's summer vacation, most of the students are very free.

Therefore, in the next period of time, the more people came to visit, the incense of Tianyi Temple became more prosperous.

But it was just incense, after a month passed, no one proposed to join Tianyi Temple.

Lu Bingxing felt very disappointed. The young people nowadays are not at all practical and do not know how to work hard.

Even if they become monks, they would rather be monks, and even if there are a few who want to be Taoists, they would rather go to those famous Grand View Palaces.

So, after learning from the painful experience, he decided to sell out the majestic genius... the way of genius in order to gain a real reputation.

However, on this day, Lu Bingxing finally received news from the Daoist League after a long absence.

After listening to their words, Lu Bingxing couldn't help raising his brows slightly, and Yang Zhan appeared again. The recovery speed of this injury was faster than expected, and he was worthy of being the leading actor...

Ah……

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-05-1501:33:41~2020-05-1601:27:58期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of pavlova;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!