Reborn you are not worthy

After hearing Lin Xi's words, Gao Yu felt that he had committed the embarrassment of embarrassing others again.

Xiong'er, you said it all. Your mother always praised you for being smart since you were a child. Can you take it seriously?Isn't it common for a queen to sell melons and boast about herself?

And those uncles and aunts, you don’t even look at them, what kind of family conditions are in your own family, if people praise you, are they simply complimenting you, are they complimenting your parents and seniors, idiot...

Well, but it is true that Xiong'er treats money like dung, but anyone can cheat money from you...

What's more, at such a grown-up, you are beaten and scolded by your father all day long, but it makes you proud?

Mr. Gao is also out of tune, his father rarely fights with him!

If Lu Bingxing knew what Gao Yu was thinking about, he would probably despise his hair color less in the future.

Well, it can be said that it coincides completely!

However, the above problems are not really big problems.

The most important thing is to see if the precious daughter-in-law has the awareness to dedicate herself to cultivating the Tao and at the same time dedicating herself to the genius Lu Bingxing.

If the daughter-in-law has this awareness, especially the later one, he can also forgive her.

Lu Bingxing's face was as calm as ever, with his thin waist in his arms, he was upright and said, "This matter needs to be discussed in the long run. If you are really committed to the Tao, after I have seen the root for you, you may not be able to come under my door. At that time, you It is the 130th seventh-generation descendant of Tianyi Temple."

Lin Xi was so excited that he couldn't help but hugged him and kissed him hard, successfully transforming himself into kissing the little madman.

"I just knew that my boyfriend is definitely not that layman who waits for my...my...to hide his broom."

Lu Bingxing sighed, and put his hand on his head, "I cherish my broom."

There is no more charming thoughts.

The daughter-in-law in this life is really stupid, so stupid that it affects her sex life.

……

Looking at the hot-eyed scene in front of him.

Gao Yu frowned and pondered for a long time, and finally spoke out with difficulty, "Master Daoist, I also want to worship as an apprentice, I...I can also give you a hug and a kiss!"

Lu Bingxing felt that his fist was hardening.

The daughter-in-law's IQ is low, and his relatives' IQ is even lower.

After killing his master in his previous life, this noble and dignified genius had the second thought of wanting to kill someone.

Lin Xi also stared round.

And immediately, jumped off Zhu Ziyuan's body, stepped on Gao Yu's foot hard, little bitch, want to poach the wall?

On weekdays, it's the elder brother and the younger brother who sing nicely, but I didn't expect it to be Gao Yu like this!

Besides, the difference in appearance is not a little bit, the little Taoist priests don't like you, and you have dyed yellow hair, it's so ugly, it's not as good as green hair, let alone your own gorgeous blue color?

He warned sternly, "Xiong Erzai, I advise you to be a little bit smarter!"

Gao Yu gritted his teeth in pain, and still struggled to say, "Little cousin, this is not easy for me. I have decided to sell my body in order to practice Taoism. I..."

Just thinking about it is not enough, today this person must be killed, Lu Bingxing's gaze like a knife, like a sword, swept across Gao Yu's body layer by layer.

Gao Yu's heart trembled suddenly, as if someone was holding a cold weapon and slowly scraping across his body, it was painful and pressing, and he was almost out of breath.

Gao Yu: "I was wrong..."

He hurriedly bowed his hands and apologized, he really knew his mistake!

Lin Xi glared at him viciously, "I should have known my mistake a long time ago, you little boy!"

Yes yes yes, he was wrong!

Gao Yu cried, he felt that he was about to die under the eyes of Daoist Zhu, he shouldn't offend Daoist, and he shouldn't be a male mistress...

Damn it, what kind of male mistress is too ugly, what kind of crazy words did Lin Xi make up?

He is a tall and majestic seven-foot man, but now he has lost his footing and become an eternal hatred!

……

Because the boyfriend of the little Taoist priest promised him that he would start teaching him to practice Taoism tomorrow, the rebellious teenager Lin Xi was tempted again last night and dedicated himself honorably.

Afterwards, Lu Bingxing gently rubbed his waist with genuine energy, rare tenderness, "Does it still hurt?"

Lin Xi blushed slightly, but her attitude was quite frank.

"It doesn't hurt anymore, little Taoist priest, and I feel very stimulating and refreshing. It's a pity that last time, I didn't feel anything in a daze. Tsk, what a loss?"

"Ah."

Satisfied, Lu Bingxing nodded contentedly.

Honesty and frankness are the most beautiful virtues of human beings after wisdom and wisdom.

It is an inevitable result for Lin Xi to feel comfortable. Of course, his skills are outstanding, and there are also after-care spells. The best lover in the world is nothing more than that.

Lin Xi's head was resting on Zhu Ziyuan's arm, and the lingering aftermath was still there, but he was in a contented mood. He didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly came up to him sweetly and obediently and kissed him.

The corners of Lu Bingxing's mouth curved even further.

Then, Lin Xi looked at him, and asked very intimately, "But, I don't know, will you be as comfortable as me? I checked the information, and it seems that the one below is cooler.

I don't think I can be too selfish, why don't you try it below too, Dad, I'm also very big, haven't you touched it all, right?

Next time, let Dad and I be on top to show a good performance, it will definitely make you feel very comfortable too! "

Lu Bingxing looked at Lin Xi for a long time and sighed softly.

When the daughter-in-law came to the world, it would be more painful than killing him if he asked him to say even a few words.

This world is good, chirping like a bird, every time I say a word, I want someone to beat him up.

Lu Bingxing directly leaned over to press him, since he is still so energetic, let's do it again.

Moreover, it seems that I forgot to ask him to call him father just now, but fortunately, I was reminded again that my wife is still caring.

This time, Lin Xi, who considers himself an unrivaled man, fell asleep crying because of the sun.

So much so that the next day, the sun was shining on my buttocks, and I was still sleeping in the dark.

It wasn't until Gao Yu knocked hurriedly on the door of the room that Lin Xi slowly showed signs of waking up.

His eyelids fought for a long time, he hummed softly like a pig, "What's wrong, someone robbed..."

"Dao Chang Dao Chang..."

The continuous loud shouting and "bang bang bang" knocking on the door are enough to show how anxious the man was.

"You lie down first."

Lu Bingxing kissed his delicate nose, lifted the quilt, put on his clothes, and walked over to open the door.

"road……"

Gao Yu looked at Zhu Ziyuan's extremely cold and ugly face, and felt a little frightened for a moment, as if he had pressed the mute, and the sound disappeared instantly.

However, I soon came back to my senses.

"Master Daoist, help, Lin Xi is missing, just now a servant went to call him for breakfast, and found no one in the room, and the bed was too cold, I searched the whole house, but I didn't see anyone..."

He was sweating profusely in anxiety, and raised his hand to take out something, "This is Lin Xi's mobile phone, which was left in the room, which means that he didn't leave on his own initiative, and was he taken away by that bastard Yang Zhan in the middle of the night?" Otherwise, there is no movement at all..."

Lu Bingxing frowned even deeper,

"He's fine!"

"what……"

Gao Yu's hanging heart was put back into his heart by the cold voice, he frowned and asked in doubt, "Then where did he go, this early in the morning?"

"Hi..." Lin Xibenxi poked out a head of blue hair from behind Zhu Ziyuan, and greeted him with an extremely embarrassed smile.

For a moment, Gao Yu didn't know how to rush up and beat Lin Xi hard, blaming him for scaring people and making them fearful;

Still amazed why his buddy appeared in Taoist Zhu's room so early in the morning, and there were some unspeakable marks on his neck?

Slutty man casually staring at his boyfriend's neck.

Lu Bingxing's eyes were full of dissatisfaction.

"Ah..." Glancing at someone's cold gaze, Gao Yu regained his sanity, "This... this is your phone, it's okay, I'll go down to eat first, you guys have fun, have fun!"

Raising his hand and throwing the phone to Lin Xi, Gao Yu turned around and ran away quickly like being chased by a ghost.

Groove, too psychedelic, this world.

He almost forgot that Lin Xi'er was dating Zhu Daochang.

When I talked about this yesterday, I just thought they were in a relationship, but now I realize that they are going to sleep together like men and women, maybe there will be another one, I'll go...

No, it must already be there, on my little cousin's neck...

This short summer vacation has just begun, and his outlook on life has already been reshaped. First, his childhood sweetheart fiancee got involved with a scumbag man who had five or six romantic partners; later, he grew up wearing the same pants My good brother, got involved with a male priest from the mountain.

Damn, why is it all about it? The emotional life of young people in today's society is too messy and careless, right?

In such a comparison, the yellow-haired boy Gao Yu, who has been running around arrogantly for more than [-] years, suddenly has a sense of pride and honor that he is actually an excellent socialist successor?

……

After Gao Yu ran away, Lu Bingxing closed the door again.

"Hold me, hug me, I can't stand anymore!" Lin Xi grabbed Zhu Ziyuan's sleeve and said eagerly.

With such a good thing, how could Lu Bingxing refuse, he raised his hand and hugged him securely in his arms.

Lin Xi is only 20 years old, and he still has the body of a young man, tall, thin and flexible.

Lin Xi also let out a long breath comfortably in his arms, her face pressed against his chest, without any embarrassment at all.

Lu Bingxing lowered his head and lightly touched his smooth and fair forehead. The daughter-in-law is so cute, and her frankness is really an excellent quality.

Back and forth, Lin Xi was not shy at all, stretched his neck in his arms desperately, and tried to kiss the little Taoist on the face.

There are benefits, but of course they are disrespectful, Lu Bingxing consciously lowered his head.

Lin Xi kissed her several times, with a smile on her face, and said with great satisfaction, "I like you so much, why don't you go down the mountain earlier, then we can fall in love earlier, it's great to fall in love, ah, no, It should be because it's great to fall in love with you!"

Lu Bingxing's body was slightly stiff, and the dignified genius couldn't stand it anymore.

For the first time, I found that sweet words are more attractive than perfect appearance and body, and unsolved problems that have not been solved for thousands of years, and make people secrete dopamine more quickly.

He looked at the clear pupils of the person below him, and said solemnly, "I love you."

Lin Xi's eyes brightened, "I love you too, eh."

……

After breakfast, Lu Bingxing went back to the third floor, and Lin Xi watched TV below for a while, not used to not having a human-shaped pillow, so he simply got up and went to look for Zhu Ziyuan again.

People who fall in love are different. He used to only think about playing every day, but now he thinks about his boyfriend most of the time. He is really a good and down-to-earth man, and he is worth entrusting for life.

After pushing open the door, I saw the little Taoist priest playing with the yellow paper bought yesterday,

"You are drawing symbols"

Lu Bingxing nodded, "Yes."

Lin Xi walked around the table a few times, tsk-tsk non-stop.

Lu Bingxing was silent, his wife was like an ADHD patient.

"You know, a few days ago, I always thought that talismans and ghosts were all lies. This world is so wonderful." Lin Xi rubbed his chin and said confusedly, "Boyfriend, your talisman Is it good at killing ghosts?"

"Of course." Lu Bingxing nodded immodestly.

His predecessor, Zhu Ziyuan, had the body of the Nine Suns, superior in combat strength, but only mediocre in talent in kung fu training and drawing talismans.

After Lu Bingxing crossed over, his powerful soul merged with this body of nine yangs, his cultivation improved day by day, and his skills on talismans also improved by leaps and bounds.

He also mixed his own blood of the nine yangs into the cinnabar, which is a natural nemesis against evil spirits and the like.

"Currently, I have drawn two types, the golden light talisman and the thunder fire talisman."

When Lin Xi heard the name, he felt awesome, opened his eyes wide and said, "Thunder fire talisman, so easy to pull, can it attract thunder from the sky?"

Lu Bingxing said, "It's just a little bit of strength from Tianlei, but the power is already great, you can try it."

You can try it, Lin Xi suddenly became interested, and said eagerly,

"How to use how to use, how to use this?"

"If you encounter something dark, it will activate by itself. Now, I will use my true energy to lure it downstairs." Lu Bingxing took his hand.

Three minutes later, there was a loud "bang". Gao Yu, who was playing the game, was in a trance for a while, then immediately dropped the handle and looked into the garden.

I found a huge hole in my originally beautiful and elegant garden.

He exclaimed, "Fuck, what is this?"

Lin Xi, who was below, jumped onto Lu Bingxing again excitedly, "It's awesome, why is this talisman so powerful, it's even better than a small grenade, ah, why is my boyfriend so good!"

After speaking, she hugged his head and kissed him hard.

Ah, my father's own pretense career hasn't made much progress recently, and my boyfriend has made up for this regret.

Lu Bingxing held his butt and weighed it.

"Yang Zhan has a very ghostly aura. He must have raised a lot of lonely and wild ghosts, but he hasn't shown up so far. He might be spying in the dark. Take more talismans to defend yourself."

Lin Xi nodded hastily, "Okay, my boyfriend is really considerate..."

Gao Yu also came down from the upstairs, looked at Zhu Ziyuan, then at Lin Xi, "Daoist, I..."

Seeing his expression, he couldn't help but harden his fist.

Lu Bingxing spoke first, "I'll give you a discount, [-] Golden Light Talismans and [-] Thunder Fire Talismans."

Hmph, for the sake of being a daughter-in-law and a relative, a dignified genius has finally learned to love the house and the black. Love is an unpredictable thing.

This expense is not too big, but Gao Yu was shocked.

"Is this a discounted price?"

Stupid guy, ignorant, regret it soon.

Lu Bingxing had a cold face, "The golden light talisman protects the body and saves life, and the thunder fire talisman dispels ghosts and evil spirits."

never mind. .Life is the most important thing, when Yang Zhan's grandson can't find it, he will come to him again!

Gao Yu took out his mobile phone, bought a set with his remaining pocket money, and then quickly ran to Lin Xi, "You still have a lot, how many will you share with me?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Lin Xi looked up to the sky with his hips on his hips and laughed, looking extremely cheap.

This guy Gao Yu, who usually cooperates with Qin Tao to bully him, and today, hahaha, finally begged him!

The blue-haired boy said proudly, "Call me Dad!"

The veins on Gao Yu's forehead tensed up.

However, under the sun, people have to bow their heads under the eaves.

He said painstakingly, "Son, you can't be so self-willed to degenerate, gaining so many things for nothing, as a man, it's really not enough to just eat soft food!"

Lin Xi has been depraved for 20 years, what is it now?

"I just have a boyfriend, you are not convinced, my boyfriend is willing to give it to me, you single dog!"

Gao Yu took the opportunity to snatch a few talismans, and then hurried back to the house.

I'm afraid that Lin Xi will react, and even more afraid that Zhu Ziyuan will disagree.

Lin Xi was so angry that he jumped on the spot, and his father and son scolded him.

Lu Bingxing squeezed his wrist, "Gao Yu's move is inappropriate, but talismans are foreign objects after all, so don't rely too much on them, your own strength is permanent."

Hearing this, Lin Xi was not at all impatient with being scolded, but hugged him directly, "Boyfriend, are you going to teach me Taoism? Ah, no, it's the master!"

"En." Lu Bingxing nodded.

What should I do if my daughter-in-law likes acting like a baby too much?

"You never asked why you were suddenly frozen in the haunted house that day?"

"Isn't he poisoned?" Lin Xi was surprised, "I've seen this kind of thing in fantasy novels, and then the main man used his body to detoxify."

The corners of Lu Bingxing's eyes twitched, and he was speechless. No wonder his daughter-in-law was so stupid that she used novels as textbooks.

"The fantasy novel, didn't you write about the special physique?"

Lin Xi was even more shocked now, and asked excitedly, "You said, I have a special constitution?"

"Am I the only descendant of the Dragon Clan in this world? The young master with a big secret? Have you seen a special mark on me? Will I be able to transform into my original form when the time comes?"

You are not a descendant of the dragon, you are just a descendant of the dragon.

Lu Bingxing shook his head, "No, it's just an ordinary Xuanbing physique."

"Ah, this doesn't sound good at all, it's like a woman's physique." Lin Xi was a little uninterested, and leaned on his shoulder and slumped.

Lu Bingxing was helpless, his focus was so distracted, "The aura in this world is not enough to support other creatures to turn into spirits!"

Lin Xi said, "That is to say, besides humans, they are all ghosts?"

"Basically."

"Okay, then will my physique cultivate quickly? Can I become a generation of arrogance in the mysterious art world?"

"It's okay to concentrate on cultivation, but you can't catch up with me." Lu Bingxing replied, the latter sentence is the key point.

Lin Xi became curious, "Where do you rank?"

Except for Zhu Ziyuan, he has only come into contact with Yang Zhan, a Taoist in his life, and he has no understanding of their overall strength division and composition.

"Naturally it will be number one in the future."

Lin Xi giggled, "Little Taoist priest, don't look at you with a calm face all day long, and you look like an outsider, you can brag, we are really a match for each other!"

Lu Bingxing got angry, his wife is still so stupid, isn't it inevitable that he becomes number one?

……

Cultivating the Tao is not an easy task. Lin Xi is naturally jumpy, and it is actually very difficult for him to sit dryly. However, I don’t know if he wants to learn it well and pretend to be forceful.

It wasn't until the evening of the third day that he received a call and hurried out without even having time to say hello to his dear master and boyfriend.

Lu Bingxing grabbed him, feeling very upset.

The little boyfriend in this life is obviously a clingy little cutie, who stays with him every day, where would he want to kiss his heels, how could he completely ignore him?

How can bear it?

"What happened, where are you going in a hurry?"

Lin Xi frowned, "Qin Tao's precious daughter is dead, I have to comfort him."

Lu Bingxing frowned deeper. Although Lin Xi was a blue-haired rebellious boy, he had a sensitive and kind personality. How could he have such an attitude when his friend lost his daughter? He was not sad, but only worried?

Gao Yu also frowned, and said in surprise, "Is his ugly grass really dead?"

Lin Xi sighed, "Yes."

"No, he is so precious, he is kept at home every day, how could he just..."

Lin Xi shook his head and said helplessly, "I don't know, he said that he went back to the old house during the day, and when he came back, he found the windows were open and the grass was wilting."

As he said that, he opened the photo sent by Qin Tao, "Look, this is too strange, it hasn't been pulled out, it hasn't been pinched off, but it's still planted in the pot, and it suddenly became like this in half a day, could it be possible Did someone crawl in here just to spray him with paraquat?"

Gao Yu cut casually, "The grandson lives on the twelfth floor, don't be kidding, people work so hard to climb up, and it hurts him a weed, Spider-man is not so boring."

After Lu Bingxing scanned the photo, he frowned.

This is not ordinary grass, this is vitality grass, which is sold in the system mall, and it has miraculous effects on restoring vitality and healing internal injuries.

This grass is now withered, yellow and fatigued, with no vitality at all. It is obvious that some cultivators used means to snatch her vitality away.

Considering Yang Zhan's unscrupulous behavior in the past, and his current situation of being seriously injured, this matter probably has something to do with it.

Lu Bingxing stood up and said in a low voice, "I know what's going on, let's go with you!"

"it is good……"

Seeing that her boyfriend was going, Lin Xi squinted her long and narrow eyes with joy, making them extraordinarily charming.

Boyfriend has unpredictable skills, maybe he can really save his goddaughter, otherwise Qin Tao will cry when he meets him in the future, and he will be annoyed to death.

……

When Lu Bingxing and Lin Xi arrived at Qin Tao's home, the guy was hugging a flower pot, leaning against the railing in grief, sitting on the balcony floor.

Seeing that it was Lin Xi, his lips trembled twice, and his voice was extremely sad, "Xi, our daughter is gone..."

Lu Bingxing frowned, feeling unhappy, what is your daughter...

If this is the case again, I won't treat you, let it die like this, otherwise it will make him, a serious boyfriend, look like a family wrecker.

Lin Xi sneaked a glance at Zhu Ziyuan, inexplicably a little embarrassed. Isn't it too unmanly to raise a grass as a daughter, and will be looked down upon by her boyfriend?

He walked quickly to Qin Tao's side and snatched the flowerpot into his hands, "Show me, what's going on..."

Qin Tao's hands naturally dropped to the floor by his side, with a sad expression, "The tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop, the father wants to be pampered but the daughter is not here, pity me for the white-haired man who gave me green grass, I..."

The common saying is quite good, but Lu Bingxing looked at the messy red hair fluttering in the wind on the top of his head, and it was more accurate for the red-haired person to send green grass.

Lin Xi has such a stupid personality, and the people who can imagine playing with him are basically the same. Adding the yellow hair on Gao Yu's head, the three of them have all the three primary colors, red, yellow and blue.

The daughter-in-law is too rebellious, breaking the heart of a genius.

The corner of Lu Bingxing's mouth twitched into an invisible doting smile, and he stepped forward a few more steps, and moved closer to Lin Xi to watch the grass together.

Only now did Qin Tao notice that there was another person in the room, and turned his gaze to Lin Xi, "Who is this?"

……

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-05-1100:07:39~2020-05-1201:00:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 bamboo shadow leaning on the building;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of pavlova;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!