It's time to retire [Transmigration Book]

Chu Sang naturally couldn't let go, but time was running out, so she hurriedly lay down in it, and after closing the lid for a second, she heard the door of Crystal Melon being kicked open, and the owner of Chu Village in a deep red robe strode away. When he came in, his face was full of anger. When he saw Tunan for the first time, he immediately changed his face and greeted him enthusiastically: "Nephew, why are you here? Wood sparrow, you are here too?"

As he said that, he noticed an extra stranger beside him. Reminiscent of what Tunan said before, he came to find someone, so he knew the identity of this person, clasped his fists and said: "So, this is the well-known Beihai Zhuxue, Di It’s Disrespectful, old man Chu Jushan, I’ve seen Hero Di before.”

Di Sanxian also clasped his fists in return and said, "Jiu Yang."

Knowing that since adding friends is not good at interacting with people, Ming Muque said with a smile: "Master Chu came here in the middle of the night, is there something important?"

"Don't mention it, Sang'er is gone." Chu Jushan grabbed the skirt of Yun Zifan's shirt next to him very smoothly, and said angrily, "She must have come to look for you, boy! Tell me! You put Sang'er away." Where did you hide it?! Just like your father, he never learned well!"

Yun Zifan blinked his eyes and didn't know how to reply, and suddenly shrugged his mouth in a hurry, and big tears rolled out of his eyes. He didn't dare to speak because of Chu Sang's previous warning, so he could only cry loudly like this When I got up, I didn't know what I wanted to express.

The owner of Chu Zhuang was taken aback by his appearance, and coupled with the big coffin next to him, the tragic picture of his precious daughter's tragic accident appeared in his mind. He quickly grabbed his shoulders with both hands, and shook him vigorously in anxiety: "Why are you crying?! Is something wrong with Sonny? Is...is it Sonny? Tell me! Tell me!"

Yunzi was shaken by him before and after the meal, not to mention speaking, it was very difficult for him to shed tears.Fortunately, Zhu Zhuangzhu was confused for a while, and soon thought that he could check with his own eyes, so he pushed away the person who was on the verge of dizziness, and lifted the coffin lid directly, tearing his heart as he lifted it cried out, "Sonny—!"

As a result, he met an unfamiliar male face inside.

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The following words were stuck in his throat with grief, and he almost choked to death by Zhu Zhuang. Taking advantage of the short gap in his emotional adjustment, Ming Muque finally seized the opportunity and quickly explained: "Zhu Zhuang, don't worry. , Chu Sang is fine, just went to Linzhen to find his wife."

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The Zhu Zhuang, who had already prepared for the worst, was still a little dazed when he heard the good news. After gradually digesting the meaning of this sentence, his pale face finally slowly returned some blood.

Ah... so I just went to find Lianiang...

It's okay...it's okay...it's okay, I'll let it go...

What?She actually went to find Lianiang!

Then the one who has something to do will become me!

The face of Zhu Zhuangzhu, who had perfectly inherited the family's single-handedly feared internal virtues, turned pale again, even more desperate than before.He twitched the corners of his stiff mouth, and with the last bit of self-control he managed to maintain the precarious demeanor of an elder, he asked in a hoarse voice, "How long has she been gone?"

Ming Muque vaguely felt that his expression was wrong, but he couldn't think of the reason for a moment, and after considering the time, he said: "Not long ago, half an hour ago."

It took half an hour to hear that the daughter had left, and it would take a long time for the wife to rush back from Linzhen, at least a long time before Zhu Zhuangzhu's eyes regained some light.He clenched his right fist against his mouth and coughed lightly, forcing out a smile. Seeing that the coffin board was still thrown on the ground by himself, he waved his hand for the guard to pick it up and put it back on. He said politely, "The little brother in the coffin looks like But in his early twenties, how could he die in a foreign land?"

"Hey..." Ming Muque quickly sealed the mouth of Yun Zifan who was eager to intervene, sighed, and said: "This person died in an accident. He has no relatives or reasons, so I will take care of it. As for His life experience is really a long story, if the owner has enough time, let me tell you in detail."

Chu Jushan, who also had some thoughts of running away, would not waste time on such trivial matters. Since Ji Qing's Xia Zhiling took over the matter, there must be nothing to worry about, so he simply said: "The villa There are still important matters that I need to deal with, so I will leave this matter for a later date."

Ming Muque naturally couldn't ask for it, so he said with a smile: "Then we will meet again another day."

The owner of Chu Zhuang returned the salute and said goodbye, and before leaving the house, he thought about offending the deceased on impulse, and said kindly: "The weather has become hotter these days, so I will leave twenty guards, and send funeral spirit banners and paper money, and help him to be buried at dawn Be safe."

At this time, the refusal seemed deliberate. Ming Muque had rich experience in emergency response, and smiled without changing his face: "The owner has kindly expressed it, and Muque will take it on behalf of the poor man."

The owner of Chu Zhuang sighed a few more words, they are really good people, and trotted away.

After he couldn't see the back of the other party and was sure that he would not be killed back to the carbine, Naruto sparrow cheered up and sent the twenty guards to prepare for the funeral first.But all the folks in this village know each other, and this kind of new thing hasn’t happened in the town for a long time. This group of people have been scratching their heads with curiosity just now, and now they directly gather around Yunzifan and Ming Muque. Inquiring about the whole story of the case, and about their eldest lady going to find his wife to come back and beat...discipline...assisting the master, one by one was very enthusiastic, and they didn't even have the slightest intention of leaving.

This was a pain for Chu Sang in the coffin, she didn't dare to say a word, she didn't dare to move, and for the first time, she sincerely hoped that the villagers would treat her colder.It's a pity that she and Yunzifan are very popular on weekdays, until the entire funeral team was assembled and the suona team was arranged, she was not given any chance to escape.

At this moment, the people of Mingmuque were also riding a tiger. Under the enthusiastic onlookers of the townspeople, they had to change into plain clothes and followed the process to carry the coffin filled with people from the shop to the outskirts of the city.In order to achieve a realistic effect, Yun Zifan also walked in the play and helped cry the funeral. There was no story to make up on the spot, and he drew materials from life when he couldn’t say a word. The sincerity of his feelings and the loudness of his cries, those who didn’t know it thought it was inside the coffin Which distant cousin of his!

Chu Sang was bored inside for three or four hours, and had nowhere to vent her anger at the culprit. Now, through the not-so-heavy coffin, she vaguely heard him crying and talking nonsense outside: "One whip is enough~ You buy more than a dozen whips at a time and hang them in the room. What's so good about it! I didn't see you put so much effort into practicing martial arts, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!"

"Tooth decay and not giving up sugar for three years! I made it light for you and said I cut corners. My life is so miserable, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"You come into my kitchen even though you don't recognize the ingredients, and you still blame me if your face is swollen from gluttony and poisoning, woo woo woo!"

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Isn't this all about Miss Ben? !Okay, you bastard!Leave this revenge!

Hearing this, his eyes almost burst into flames. Chu Sang was originally impulsive, and now his mind was all about going out to settle accounts with this little bastard. He didn't even care that he couldn't be exposed before he left the town, so he kicked the coffin lid from the inside!But she didn't know that before going out, in order to keep the cover from falling off, the enthusiastic villagers tied it to the car with several hemp ropes in advance, so this kick failed to kick off the cover, but Let it jump on the rear end, and broke three hemp ropes by the way.

The villagers who were following the hearse were startled by the loud noise, and shrank back timidly, shouting: "The corpse is fraudulent! The corpse is fraudulent!!",

The brave ones surrounded him and said in amazement, "Wooden bird! See how the coffin board moved? Is there any grievances against this man that you haven't found out yet!"

Ming Muque felt something bad from the beginning when he heard Yunzifan's mourning, and seeing that Chu Sang's coffin could hardly be covered, he hurriedly used a speed that ordinary people could not see with the naked eye, and quickly punched him from a distance. The big stone was thrown behind the wheel of the car, and then he pointed to it and explained loudly to the villagers: "I found out! There is no grievance! There is really no grievance! I just tripped over that stone! Don't panic! Everyone What kind of corpse is cheating during the day! It's all an accident!"

Everyone turned their heads and saw a big rock on the ground, and seeing that the sun was shining brightly, it shouldn't be the time for ghosts and monsters to move around, so they calmed down a bit suspiciously and continued to follow the car.

Chu Sang in the coffin also realized that she was too excited just now, and quickly took a few deep breaths to calm down. Who knew that she was willing to settle the score after autumn, but Yun Zifan outside was unwilling to stop dying. After being stared at by Ming Muque, she changed The topic continued and weeping: "I know you like the roast chicken in the west of the city! I always say that their home is better than mine! But their chickens are all stewed by me behind the scenes, you are They are greedy for their son's handsome appearance, but he still doesn't admit it~"

Countless blue veins popped out of Chu Sang's forehead uncontrollably.

"There is also the daughter of the old Li family! You are not happy when they give me a loquat, and you say that I am cheating on the red apricot! Is this what the red apricot is cheating on? That is the loquat tree cheating on you! I'm going to tell my husband that you don't study hard!"

Chu Sang's breathing became rapid, and her beautiful eyes became bloodshot.

"and also……"

besides?ah?This kid still has? !

Chu Sang was dizzy with anger at Yunzifan's operation of reversing old accounts, her temples thumped, and she couldn't control her emotions again. She rushed forward with enthusiasm and kicked three times hard on the coffin lid above her head, waiting Get out and work hard!Unexpectedly, the sparrow outside was all vigilant when she kicked it last time. When it heard the first sound, it quickly jumped onto the hearse, with luck in both hands, while firmly resisting that the hemp ropes were all broken. , turned his head and shouted outside: "Don't be afraid! It's the wind! It's the wind that moved the coffin board!"

After receiving the hint, Di Sanxian, who followed the car silently, although he was reluctant, still drove his spiritual power out of friendship, and suddenly there was a strong wind on the ground, which blinded everyone, and even the two loud noises in the coffin behind were mostly covered up !

I don't know how long it has been blowing, but seeing that the people inside seem to have stopped again, Ming Muque wiped off his sweat and signaled his friend to stop the wind.Regardless of whether it was in front of the public, Yun Zifan's mouth was sealed with the spirit, and he left the town safely.