It's time to retire [Transmigration Book]

"I knew that your thinking was different from ordinary people, and you could come up with such a fresh and ridiculous method." The fingertip stroked the cut surface, and then unfolded, and it was another intact page.Mr. Xin's final voice is soft, like a small hook, which can always scratch the most itchy place in people's hearts: "Even if you want to keep Chu Sang, why not just cook raw rice with her, rather than making yourself uncomfortable."

Yunzifan jumped up immediately when he heard the words, and said in shock: "Mr. Xin, what are you talking about! Even if I chop myself up and make five dishes, one soup and one dessert, I can't hurt little Sangsang! "

Mr. Xin snorted softly, leaned back languidly with a willow-like body, took out the medicine bag in the third row of the pear wooden frame in his left hand, and said, "This medicine is called Sanchun Cuiyusan, and half a fingernail is enough to poop for you." It's been a night of tossing, how to use it, you can decide for yourself."

After getting the medicine bag, Yun Zifan acted as if he had gotten some deadly poison, his expression immediately changed to a solemn expression of love and dedication, and he said solemnly as he explained the funeral: "Mr. If it is convenient, my childhood sweetheart will be taken care of by you." Speaking of this, he took a deep breath, with crystal tears in his eyes, and said with emotion: "They have been here since childhood. Without parents, alone, with nowhere to live..."

"Wait." Mr. Xin rubbed his slender fingertips on the pages of the book, and said casually, "They? One Chu Sang, and who is the other?"

Yunzifan: ………! ! !

Yun Zifan's delicate eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it: "What? Damn it, so Mr. Xin also has plans for little Sangsang? I didn't find out for so long, it's too cunning! Are we not friends? ? The promised friend's wife can't...ah! It hurts!"

Withdrawing his spiritual power, he tapped the scroll impatiently with his fingertips. Mr. Xin snorted softly, "Even if it wasn't Chu Sang, what childhood sweetheart did you entrust to me?"

……what?

After a full two breaths of reaction, Yun Zifan's brain circuit finally came out of the curve, slapped his thigh, and suddenly said: "Ah! Really, you said it was Qingmei and Zhuma, so I misunderstood They are two red-billed, green-webbed, gossip-backed turtles that I raised in the backyard. I touched them from the edge of the river in the east of the city ten years ago. They were not as big as my fist at the time, and now they can occupy a large tank. I feed you every day, feeling better!"

After being beaten up for no reason, Mr. Xin couldn't bear it and a vein popped up on his forehead, while Yun Zifan over there gave full play to his talent of not being able to look at people, and was still babbling about his way of raising everything to death. Tell me, until I blasted out the door with a burst of spiritual power, I didn't realize how I offended him.

Standing up and patting the floating soil, it was not the first time that Yunzifan, who was kicked out, waved skillfully at the gate, thanked him loudly, took the medicine in his pocket, and walked into the town with the determination to see death as home .

While walking, he was thinking about the plan to save Xiao Sangsang, and he returned to the door of Crystal Melon before he knew it. When the first foot stepped through the door, he made a rough plan in his heart-in fact, the whole plan was very simple, it was for the person who obviously had a heart. Shamelessly use the doll to seduce Xiao Sangsang's scum man to drug him, and then sacrifice himself at night, give him... to... to that, and then find someone to catch him. Don't dare continue to harm little Sangsang!

But the difficulty of this plan is that the scumbag lives in Chu Zhuang, how can I get him to take the medicine without anyone noticing, and let me touch it smoothly?

With such a question in mind, Yun Zifan slowly sat down where Chu Sang used to sit, frowned in thought, took a pair of chopsticks, and stuffed the remaining orange paste into his mouth.The sweet and refreshing taste slowly melted on the tip of the tongue, the rich orange fragrance spread between the lips and teeth, and the wonderful taste was also carried in the breath, which made him squint his eyes happily. He was so moved by his cooking skills that he wanted to say something What, from the corner of the eye, I caught Tunan coming in with the curtain lifted.

Yunzifan gasped, and then the orange paste got stuck in his trachea and choked.

If it wasn't for the hidden Naruto sparrow who couldn't help him, he might have failed in his mission.

After finally rescuing the man, Ming Sparrow put him on the ground, exhaled deeply the air that was stuck in his chest, and suppressed all the fright.He stood up unhappily, looked at Tunan, who was still waving his fan leisurely by the door, without any sense of guilt, folded his hands on his chest, raised his eyebrows and said, "Hey, isn't this the kind-hearted hero Tunan?" ? I don’t know what is the most important thing to ask me, and they are starting to die.”

"Huh~ Muque misunderstood Nan~" Tu Nan had no sense of being targeted at all, and smiled unhurriedly: "Nan just received a spiritual transmission from Master, and I have a message from the chief executive to pass on to you, hey ~~If you hadn’t avoided seeing him, Nan’s situation forced you to make such a bad move, otherwise, how could you show up so easily?”

"Disregarding human life, you turned your head and blamed me?" Ming Muque had already seen through the essence of his evil taste, and didn't buy it, and replied: "Come on, if you really want to find me, just yell at me." ...Forget it, let’s get down to business, what letter does Master want you to send?”

"Return quickly."

…………

After waiting for two breaths, Ming Muque wondered: "And then?"

"Gone."

...Damn it, the old man must know that I want to join in the excitement of Zongheng Villa with such a concise speech!

But how did he know?

Thinking about it this way, Ming Muque really had to suspect that the fox in front of him specially revealed this matter to the master, or in other words, no one would do such a boring thing except him... In other words, this fox was in the university. Yan Palace hasn't seen him send a letter for so long, why did he wait to tell Master at this time?

Could it be that he is dissatisfied that Sanxian and I left him and left first to take revenge?

The more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible. His eyes became sharper, and he looked directly at Tunan's fox-like eyes, as if he could penetrate the appearance to point directly into the heart, and asked: "You don't like Sanxian to contact me? Because we left alone Dayan?"

"Huh~ Why did the wood sparrow say that?" Tu Nan closed his fan with a 'shua' sound, and said in a completely innocent tone: "Nan is so upright, doesn't he seem like the kind of person who would take personal revenge?"

The serious atmosphere disappeared under this joke, trying to suppress the corners of his eyes that suddenly became interested in irregular movements, Naruto said firmly: "You are too similar."

Tu Nan just shook his fan and smiled without saying a word. Yun Zi, who had just picked up a life from Hades, just woke up and met such a face.For some reason, I just felt that the smile was permeating no matter how you looked at it. His sixth sense, which was much sharper than ordinary people, started to call the police, and he had a premonition that his life might be lost if he stayed any longer.

If it was normal, he would have been far away from such a dangerous person long ago, but now it is about Xiao Sangsang's lifelong happiness, and he can't back down no matter what.Touching the medicine bag in his arms to strengthen his courage, Yun Zifan took three deep breaths, tried his best to put on a smiling face, and smoothed things over: "Oh! We are all our own people, we are all our own people, what do you want to eat tonight, I will do it! "

Naruto still wanted to ask again, but was caught off guard by a slap and pushed away. Seeing that his brain-dead friend treated the fox warmly as if he had been poisoned, and thought he was dazzled, he couldn't help reaching out and rubbing it.Open it again, and saw that Tu Nan was about to be invited to the backyard wing by the enthusiastic Yun Zifan. He felt like a ghost, so he couldn't help following, and asked in surprise, "Zifan, is your brain broken?"

"It's your brain that's broken!" Yunzifan cleared out the wing room in twos and twos with his hands and feet, and spread three layers of mattresses thoughtfully, while pretending to smile in a normal way: "I've figured it out, little Sangsang likes it." The person I like is the one I like! Besides, the hero Tunan is so heroic, beautiful as a flower, and unparalleled in beauty, especially the silver hair and silver eyes, no matter how you look at it, he looks like a ghost... Ah no, it’s too late for me to get close to the immortal!"

As he said that, he turned around, endured the humiliation in his heart, and smiled brightly on his face: "You're welcome! Stay with me tonight!"

Naruto sparrow: ......

Naruto stared dumbfoundedly at his friend who had completely changed after going out for a trip, and couldn't say a word.

As for Tu Nan, who was facing this strange scene, he used a fan to cover the corners of his raised lips, revealing only a pair of silver eyes with a crooked smile, in which the brilliance flowed, and he protracted the end of his voice: "I can't wish for it~"

After finishing the words, he said again: "I just don't know if the one who eavesdropped on the roof would also like to see Nan's unparalleled handsome face~"

Di Sanxian accepted his fate when Tunan entered the door, and now he was standing against the wind, holding his sword and looking into the distance. He didn't intend to reply, but the parrot on his shoulder first made a disgusted expression, and squawked: " Shameless - shameless -!"

"Eh~ If you don't talk, then you're willing~" Tu Nan didn't take the parrot's words to heart at all, and just smiled at Yun Zifan: "I'll bother you tonight~"

"Where is it?" Yunzi's face was almost frozen with laughter, and he said with some gnashing of teeth in his enthusiasm: "I guarantee that your trip will be worthwhile!"

"I hope so~" Tunan responded with a smile, and turned to look at the sparrow who seemed to be speechless at the door, his expression remained unchanged, and he said in a surprised tone: "Oh, why are you still here, sparrow?" , Didn’t the chief executive order send you a message asking you to return quickly?”

Naruto watched the whole process, and always felt that the two people were selling unknown medicine in their gourds, and they would not leave until they figured it out.He folded his hands on his chest, leaned his back against the door, and said without any hesitation: "The old man just doesn't want me to participate in the matter of Zongheng Villa. .”

"Oh~" Tu Nan said with a smile: "That's really great~ Chef Nan Zeng Wenyun's family has three special skills, frost-drunk maple leaves, moon hidden reed flowers and top-quality burnt-tailed red carp. I don't know if it is today. Lucky to be able to taste it?"

Um?My scorched-tailed red carp!

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