It's time to retire [Transmigration Book]

The man's expression froze for a moment, and then he laughed and said, "Ah, wood sparrow, I know it's a wood sparrow, of course I remember you are a wood sparrow, we are good friends, how could I remember your name wrong!"

Naruto sparrow: ......

Naruto scratched his head, and said speechlessly: "You can tell from your expression that you have misremembered... Forget it, you have never remembered it correctly. Speaking of which, what is the matter with that smell in your house? "

Hearing this, the man said with a full face of grievance: "Don't you understand that smell?!"

Um?clear?

Naruto sparrow thought for a moment, suddenly realized, and said firmly, "You're cooking shit!"

The man almost rolled his eyes to the sky, and said indignantly: "No! It's stinky tofu! Can you respect my dignity as a cook!"

"You are No. 1 in the world if stinky tofu can do this kind of battle. Also, dignity didn't exist when I first met you." Suppressing the strong desire to complain later , Ming Muque took a deep breath to adjust his mentality, then pointed to his friend who had been quietly watching with a sword in his hand since he arrived, and said: "By the way, let me introduce you, this is my best friend—Mr. Di San , but he's been away from...cough, retired, you might as well call him the Sheep."

After finishing speaking, he turned to Di Sanxian and introduced: "This unreliable guy is called Yunzifan, he is the chef of Crystal Melon, he is not very good at talking, don't be polite to him, or he will easily drift away." .”

"Sanxian from the ground!"

Yunzifan didn't mind his last sentence, which seemed very casual. The moment he heard the name, his eyes lit up immediately, and he praised him, "How nice! What a down-to-earth name! If I had Son! I want to be named like you too! Your father is amazing!"

As soon as the words fell, he suddenly remembered that his friend said not to call the other party by his real name, and he once again boasted sincerely: "The fish and sheep are also delicious!! The fish and sheep are delicious! Is there anything fresher than the fish and sheep?!!"

Di Sanxian, who turned into a son and was immediately classified as a cookbook: ……………

Di Sanxian had no choice but to politely nod at the other party.

——No matter what else, the point of not being able to speak is really a certainty!

He didn't care about it, but the red-haired parrot on his shoulder understood the meaning of the other party's words very intelligently, snorted angrily, then raised his head proudly, opened his mouth and cursed: "Uneducated—uneducated—"

"Oh!" Yun Zifan's eyes lit up again when he heard the voice, and he immediately took two steps forward to get a better look, but Di Sanxian restrainedly avoided him and still didn't give up, standing on the spot with his head stretched, looking Surprised with a strange expression: "This bird can actually talk! It's amazing! I don't know how to eat it..."

"Shut up, you!" Ming Muque knew that he was thinking about cooking besides cooking, and the first thing he thought of when he saw something was the ingredients, so he laughed and interrupted: "I came here specially to bring three delicacies. Taste your crispy crystal fish, if people run away because of your anger, I will only ask you!"

"Yes, yes, I understand." He said casually, but Yun Zifan's eyes were still fixed on the parrot, but he also knew that it was someone's pet and he couldn't eat it, so he reluctantly observed it for a while before accepting it. Said: "Dishu crystal carp, I will make it for you when I get back! Your scorched-tailed red carp is growing just right now, and it will be old in a month, and the meat quality will be worse when it gets old. You have come a long way Come here, and then... oops! It's broken!"

He suddenly slapped his forehead and said anxiously: "The brine of the stinky tofu should be ready! If you don't take out the tofu, the taste will be out of harmony! Hurry up! Send me back soon!!"

When the situation was urgent, he didn't pay attention to it. Now, as long as Ming Muque walks within a foot of Yunzi's body, he can be smoked ten miles away by the smelly water all over his body.But when he saw that the other party was running towards the city in such a hurry, he felt a little embarrassed, so he pulled out his waist and wrapped the night brocade around his friend's arms, and using his lightness kung fu, he dragged him back like flying a kite.

Although Yunzifan has spiritual powers, all he has learned is about making dishes. It is a novelty to be taken to fly in the air like this.As a result, he turned around and saw the red-haired parrot fluttering its two big wings and flying beside him, and the words "satisfied" filled its big Doudou eyes, and it almost uttered contempt.

"Can't fly—can't fly—"

Well, it said it.

With his two arms tied together, Yun Zifan looked like he was kidnapped by human traffickers, and his face was full of depression.

Di Sanxian, who stood side by side with the two to guard the spirit, had light purple eyes flashing with inspiration, sealed his noisy bird's beak, and said, "Excuse me."

"Ah! It's okay, it's okay!" Yunzifan's fair cheeks were slightly redder than ordinary people, and he was a little embarrassed: "Actually, I was wrong too... I was just thinking about whether it should be fried or stewed... Let me tell you Do you like braised sauce!"

Di Sanxian: ......

He finally understood what 'like attracts like'.

Singing Sparrow heard it sharply, and laughed and scolded: "You are almost done, do you have to say it in front of the parrot? I haven't seen you for two years, so I can't learn something! And that stinky tofu, you are not good!" Inherit your father's craftsmanship and learn what to do?"

"Go, go, don't know what to say!" Yun Zifan glared at him first, but he didn't know what to think, and said intoxicated with confusion: "As long as Xiao Sangsang likes it, don't say it's stinky tofu, it's really shit , I can also make flowers for her!"

Ming Muque twitched his brows in disgust, and said with disgust, "Chu Sang is really blind to fall in love with you."

Thinking of his sweetheart, Yun Zifan selectively ignored the first half of the sentence, and when he heard the following three words 'Falling in You', he couldn't help but smirked and said: "Hehehe~"

Naruto couldn't bear to look directly and turned his head.

During the conversation, the three of them rushed to the entrance of the alley in front of the main entrance of the restaurant, and there was a stench lingering in their noses from a long distance away, and they couldn't ignore it like a fly.

As soon as I walked out, I saw about [-] people standing at the door of Crystal Melon, knocking on the door, yelling, vomiting, chatting, and singing ditties. In short, none of them looked good.Seeing this, Yun Zifan ran up quickly, bowed as he ran, and said, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm going to clean it up now!"

These folks are familiar with him on weekdays. Seeing people here, they swarmed up and surrounded him. The big man who had been knocking on the door just now let go of the cloth towel covering his mouth and nose, and slammed like a gong. Concerned voice: "Xiaofan! You are still alive!!"

An aunt next to him hurried over to see him, and saw that there was no missing arm or leg, so she felt relieved and said angrily, "You little bastard! You scared my aunt to death! We thought you were committing suicide for the sake of the eldest lady." Already!"

The blind dates around also echoed in unison:

"Yes, yes! You haven't opened for three days! Every time I knock on the door, no one answers!"

"And that stench! Good guy! My whole family was woken up!"

"We know you are sad right now, but don't take revenge on society!"

"By the way, I'm so hungry, can Xiaofanzi cook..."

The villagers all glared at the person who spoke at the end without looking at the timing, only Yun Zifan who was at the center of the topic looked at a loss: "Ah? Suicide? Why should I commit suicide? What happened to little Sangsang?"

The aunt was shocked when she heard the words, and blurted out: "You don't know that Miss is engaged?!"

………………

Yun Zifan's reaction was different from what everyone predicted. His expression was very calm, and he didn't even move his eyes.

One breath, two breaths, he still didn't move.

One stick of incense, two sticks of incense, he still didn't move.

suddenly!

A high-pitched sob brought back the minds of most of the people present who had already started discussing with Duke Zhou!

"I do not believe!"

Ming Muque was suddenly startled, looked intently, and saw Yun Zifan's eyes were full of tears, his delicate face was flushed red, and Sa Yazi ran to Chu Zhuang in tears, crying with his neck stuck while running: "I do not believe!!"

"Wooooow, I can't believe it!!!"

"Little Sangsang—"

Hearing his voice getting farther and farther away, for some reason all the reactions were slow for three, four, five beats, and now everyone was worried, slapping their thighs, and watching the excitement.

The aunt who revealed the truth looked at the direction Yun Zifan ran away, as if she wanted to catch up and see the follow-up... Cough, she cared about the junior, and said with a face full of reluctance: "Oh, my stinky mouth, why did I tell Xiaofanzi! "

Seeing this, everyone comforted them, and actively expressed that if there is any follow-up development, they must be notified door-to-door. They really care about these two young people!

Ming Muque and Di San watched the whole process first, not knowing whether it was a good or bad popularity, but they still chased after them first.While they were chasing, Ming Muque also explained: "Chu Sang is the daughter of a leader of a small local power, and she and Xiao Fanzi are childhood sweethearts, but the parents of the two families are against each other, and they have been suppressing and not agreeing to their marriage."

He paused, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he seemed speechless: "Actually, everyone has already known that it will be a matter of time before they get married, and I don't know what kind of god descended to earth, so that Zhu Zhuangzhu can even make his daughter's wishes come true." Never mind."

Di San didn't know the two of them beforehand, and he was not good at commenting, so he just nodded lightly, expressing that he heard it.

To say that Yun Zifan was clearly terribly bad at lightness kungfu when he was outside the town, and he was shocked by such a big event, so he half-run half-flyed in a decent manner, and Chu Zhuang was so close, when the two found him , he already had two lines of hot tears about to rush into it.

Seeing that it was him, the guards retreated eight steps because of the smell of his body as soon as they approached him, but seeing that he was about to scurry inside, they hurriedly stopped him, and kept persuading him: "Oh, we are here!" I know you're sad, but you can't force your way even when you're sad!"

"If I, hiccup, why would I force my way in if I can get in after posting greetings!" Yun Zifan cried so much that his eyes were almost gone, he tried his best to reach the door and howled, "Little Sangsang! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , little Sangsang—”

"Oh, it's really not good!" The guard brothers were also very helpless, and one of them pressed him and said earnestly: "Where is there no grass in the end of the world, the next tree...Although it is difficult to be better than the eldest lady, but... this ……that……"

Another big brother guard tactfully picked up immediately: "But it must be less than Missy beat you!"

Yun Zifan, whose eyes were swollen from crying:? ? ? ? ?