On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Shen Heqing frowned slightly. Of course he couldn't remember what happened 20 years ago before he became a sperm. Before he became a sperm, the hamster spirit was almost the same as an ordinary hamster. He was so muddled... If he hadn't developed his spiritual intelligence and became a spirit later by a coincidence, his fate would probably be the same as most hamsters, spending a short life in a human cage.

He has no memory before becoming a master. Even if he had met Jiang Haiyan before becoming a master, of course he would not remember it. It’s not that he didn’t want to believe Jiang Haiyan, but he couldn’t believe it. Why would Jiang Haiyan remember a 20-year-old dog? Have you ever met a hamster before? Twenty years ago, he was just an ordinary hamster, not even enlightened, why did Jiang Haiyan remember him?

... just because he has a "smells delicious" smell?

Jiang Haiyan spread her hands: "If you still don't believe me, then I can't do anything about it. If you insist on making yourself the heroine of an idol drama about bloody misery, I can't stop you."

Shen Heqing raised his eyes, looked deeply at Jiang Haiyan, tried to find a clue from Jiang Haiyan's face, but there was no trace to be found, Jiang Haiyan's expression was always so careless, it was hard to catch more mood……

Jiang Haiyan stretched her waist, and yawned lazily: "I'm a little sleepy all of a sudden, I'll take a nap first..."

At this moment, Shen Heqing suddenly spoke, and he said slowly: "Will you go to Qin Hesheng?"

Jiang Haiyan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes when he yawned, and asked puzzledly, "Why am I looking for Qin Hesheng? Are you looking for his autograph?"

"So... no?" Shen Heqing pursed his lips.

"Of course not, please, is that kind of big star that I can meet whenever I want? You can know it with your knees," Jiang Haiyan shrugged, "And why should I go to him? Run to tell him , What a coincidence, you and a person I met before look alike, people will definitely complain, this way of striking up a conversation is outdated!"

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and said: "...What if he is the reincarnation of that person?"

Jiang Haiyan paused for a moment, then shook his head and laughed: "How is it possible? Didn't I say that that person has long since disappeared? Do you know what is called soul scattering? The soul has completely become fragments and annihilated between heaven and earth. Entering reincarnation, unable to be reincarnated... He cannot enter reincarnation at all, and there will be no reincarnation at all."

Shen Heqing's long eyelashes trembled for a moment, and then he said slowly: "I checked the information before... Even if the soul is scattered, there are still a few rare and rare magic weapons that can gather the soul..." The hidden section of the official forum of the Cultivator Alliance There are a lot of top-secret information that is not known to the public. After knowing that Jiang Haiyan's former master had disappeared, he went up to check it out, and then he discovered something——

Throughout the ages, many high-level monks have fallen during the catastrophe. These fallen monks can only lose their souls and not enter the reincarnation. In view of the fact that the success rate of ascending through the catastrophe is really not high, some high-level monks who are close to the catastrophe, in order to avoid the tragedy of being scattered. He will try his best to forge some magic weapons to avoid the soul flying away, some of them failed, but some of them succeeded.

Among these people was a blacksmith with outstanding talent and aptitude. He forged a magic weapon that could condense the soul, and warned his disciples that once he failed to ascend through the tribulation, he would use the magic weapon to condense his soul. Come on, even if his body was turned into coke by the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation, as long as his soul is still there, it would not be difficult to find a new body.

It's a pity that although this master is a genius, he doesn't know people clearly. After he failed in his ascension, his disciple disappeared with that magic weapon. The whereabouts of the magic weapon are naturally unknown.

Jiang Haiyan paused for a while, then he laughed: "Since you also know that the magic weapon that can condense the soul is rare, how can I have it? Don't you know that I am poor and homely? Of course the key point is being poor."

Shen He looked at Jiang Haiyan quietly, and said, "Even if you are poor, can't you go and grab it?" With Taotie's force value, it is completely possible to violently crush the entire cultivation world, right?

Because what Shen Heqing said was so reasonable, Jiang Haiyan was speechless for a moment, he was speechless for a while, and then said embarrassingly: "Why would I rob it? Am I such a beast? I am a law-abiding person." There are fierce beasts!"

Shen He looked at Jiang Haiyan quietly, with "No" written in his left eye and "Letter" written in his right eye.

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

He was silent for a while, then sighed and opened his mouth: "Well, I did try to do that back then, but...it didn't work."

Shen Heqing paused: "It's useless? What do you mean?"

Jiang Haiyan sighed, and said with a wry smile: "After that person's soul disappeared, I tried my best to find the legendary magic weapon for congealing the soul. After searching for many years, I finally found it. Unfortunately, it was too late. After so many years, his soul has almost dissipated long ago, I used that soul-condensing magic weapon to condense my soul for nine days and nine nights, and I only condensed his remnant soul the size of a fragment..."

He didn't continue to speak, but Shen Heqing already understood what he said, the remnant soul of the size of fragments, even the remnant soul of a cultivator, after entering reincarnation, cannot be reincarnated as an adult at all.

Shen Heqing pursed his lips: "I'm sorry."

"What's there to apologize for?" Jiang Haiyan shrugged and smiled, "Even if I have to apologize, it should be me. If I can find the magic weapon for concentrating souls earlier, maybe..." Maybe that person won't be out of his wits Yes, it's a pity that there are no ifs in everything.

"It's not your fault," Shen Heqing frowned slightly, "You've done a good job, ordinary demon pets would never do what you do, you've done your best."

Once a cultivator with a demon pet loses his soul, the contract he made at the beginning will be automatically terminated. Whose demon pet will desperately find a magic weapon for a dead master after his master's soul has disappeared?Most of the demon pets will not do this. They are not as loyal as mortal pets. Although they will be loyal to protect the master, it is only because of the contract or the spirit stones promised by the monks.

The vast majority of demon pets are cold in nature, and they are not familiar with them at all. There are very few monster pets who are loyal from beginning to end. An outlier like Jiang Haiyan is really one in a million, but this guy is still famous in the legend. The prominent beast gluttonous.

Jiang Haiyan smiled wryly, but did not speak.

For more than 1000 years, he has been thinking over and over again, if he could quickly find the soul-condensing magic weapon... Every time he thinks about it, the wound in his heart hurts, and then he becomes numb from the pain, and gradually He also stopped thinking about meaningless assumptions, he thought he had let go of it long ago, but now that he mentions it suddenly, he realizes that he is still thinking about that matter firmly.

Why couldn't he be faster in the first place?As long as it is faster, maybe...

At this moment, Shen Heqing suddenly stretched out two hands, holding Jiang Haiyan's cheeks.

Jiang Haiyan came back to his senses, and couldn't help but looked up at Shen Heqing wonderingly: "What do you want?"

Shen Heqing exerted a little force, squeezed the flesh on Jiang Haiyan's cheeks with both hands, and then said lightly: "Don't think about the past."

Jiang Haiyan's cheeks were pinched by Shen Heqing, his lips pout involuntarily, and he said puzzledly: "Obviously you mentioned it first!"

"I was wrong," Shen Heqing admitted his mistake decisively, without dragging his feet, "I won't mention it in the future."

Jiang Haiyan snorted sullenly: "How long do you want to pinch?"

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and continued to squeeze Jiang Haiyan's cheeks until Jiang Haiyan's lips pouted, then he slowly lowered his head and kissed Jiang Haiyan's pouting lips.

Jiang Haiyan looked at Shen Heqing silently, this time he didn't push Shen Heqing away.

Shen Heqing lowered his head and kissed twice more, then let go of the hand squeezing Jiang Haiyan's cheeks, and then gently pushed Jiang Haiyan down on the bed.

Jiang Haiyan fell on the bed, looking up at Shen Heqing from bottom to top, while reaching out to rub his slightly flushed cheeks: "You have squeezed your cheeks, they are almost as big as your original shape."

Shen Heqing bent one leg, and his knee happened to be between Jiang Haiyan's legs. Then he slowly bent down and said slowly, "That's not very good. Big cheeks make you look good."

Jiang Haiyan rolled his eyes: "That's the aesthetics of your hamster world, right? Who has big cheeks and hides more food to be qualified to be a big brother, a woman who owns a big brother?"

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and laughed lightly, and after a while, he suddenly said: "Speaking of which, I haven't seen your original form yet." Although there are many legends about Taotie, it is precisely because those legends are too many and complicated that, on the contrary, It made him confused and confused about the truth.

Jiang Haiyan narrowed his eyes and laughed: "Do you want to see it?"

Shen Heqing leaned over, his forehead pressed against Jiang Haiyan's, and when he spoke, his warm breath would sprinkle on Jiang Haiyan's face: "I want to see it."

Jiang Haiyan closed her eyes: "Don't watch it, it's very scary, be careful to scare you to death."

Taotie's notoriety as a ferocious beast has a lot to do with his true form...

Shen He smiled lightly and said, "How terrifying?"

Jiang Haiyan closed her eyes and said, "I will have nightmares after watching it."

"But I still want to see it, what should I do?" Shen Heqing said softly, while bowing his head and kissing Jiang Haiyan's face.

Jiang Haiyan closed his eyes and moaned, "I just won't let you see it."

"What if I have to watch it?" Shen Heqing lowered his lips, kissing from Jiang Haiyan's cheek to the corner of his lips, then from the corner of Jiang Haiyan's lips to his chin, and then continued down, kissing Jiang Haiyan's slightly protruding Adam's apple.

Jiang Haiyan suddenly fell silent.

Shen Heqing laughed lightly, then he lowered his head and kissed and bit Jiang Haiyan's Adam's apple.

really……

For most men, the Adam's apple is their fatal sensitive spot.

Shen Heqing lingered on Jiang Haiyan's Adam's apple, and even stuck out the tip of his tongue to lick the slightly protruding part.

Gradually, his breathing became heavier and heavier, and being so close to the person he likes, even if there is no deeper contact, just skin contact can make him excited all over.

Shen Heqing couldn't help sinking down, pushing his hips slightly, hoping to get the same excited sympathy from Jiang Haiyan, but it wasn't until this moment that he suddenly realized that there seemed to be something wrong.

Jiang Haiyan didn't respond.

Not only was there no response, but it was quite calm.

This is embarrassing.

Shen Heqing raised his head, only to realize that Jiang Haiyan had already fallen asleep.

Jiang Haiyan's long eyelashes were drooping, looking fluffy, casting a small shadow under his eyelids, his cheeks were slightly flushed because he had just squeezed them hard, his lips were slightly pursed, stained with water, Not only was he asleep, but he seemed to be sound asleep, even purring happily.

Shen Heqing couldn't help but fell into silence: "..."

This is quite embarrassing, when he was teasing his wife, she actually fell asleep in a shameful manner. Is this implying that his teasing skills are poor, or is it implying that his teasing skills are poor?

Like a basin of ice water pouring down his head, he calmed down instantly.

After a while, Shen He sighed quietly.

Then he slowly got up from Jiang Haiyan's body, gently pulled out the air-conditioning quilt from under Jiang Haiyan's body, and helped Jiang Haiyan cover it intimately and meticulously, then he turned around and walked into the bathroom in a daze.

A minute later, there was the sound of splashing water in the bathroom.

After another minute, Jiang Haiyan, who was already snoring in bed, suddenly opened his eyes.

He stared at the ceiling for a while before sighing silently.

What if his pet always wants to fuck him when it is in heat?Wait online, hurry up!

...does cutting the balls work?

At this moment, Jiang Haiyan, who was full of depression, suddenly heard a suspicious voice.

He has always had sharp eyes and ears, not to mention there is only a wall separating him...

In the bathroom separated by only one wall, there was a depressing and forbearable panting sound mixed with the sound of splashing water. The panting sound was indistinct and indistinct. Although it was not clear, it was like a small hook, attracting people Can't help but start a charming fantasy.

Jiang Haiyan suddenly felt bad all over the gluttonous glutton.

As an old beast, he may not understand style, but it is impossible to be ignorant of human affairs. In addition, the Internet is so developed now that even elementary school students can get puberty enlightenment on it, even if he does not go out of his way to find the car. , will also accidentally get on the car unintentionally.

Hearing the panting sound in the bathroom, the innocent old beast blushed again.

Jiang Haiyan blushed for a while, he tossed and turned on the bed for a long time, when he finally couldn't help but want to get out of bed and sneak away, the sound of water in the bathroom suddenly stopped.

He immediately closed his eyes, turned over, and continued to pretend to be asleep.

Shen Heqing only tied a bath towel around his waist, and walked out of the bathroom covered in moisture.

He stepped on the fluffy carpet in the hotel room with bare feet, and when he was about to go to the bedside table to find the hair dryer, he suddenly realized that something seemed wrong.

The air conditioner in the hotel room was fully turned on, Shen Heqing was afraid that Jiang Haiyan would catch a cold, so he specially covered Jiang Haiyan with a quilt, from head to toe, and he remembered that he also deliberately nestled under the quilt.

But now, Jiang Haiyan's foot was exposed outside the quilt. That foot was white and tender, and the ankle was quite slender. It seemed that he could hold it with one hand.

Shen Heqing narrowed his eyes slightly, and soon, his eyes fell on Jiang Haiyan's earlobes again, Jiang Haiyan, who was supposed to be sleeping soundly, had slightly red earlobes.

The little joyful purrs still sounded in the room.

After Shen Heqing squinted his eyes for a while, he suddenly took a step forward and reached out to grab Jiang Haiyan's ankle.

Jiang Haiyan didn't move or respond.

Shen Heqing rubbed Jiang Haiyan's ankle back and forth for a while, as if he was rubbing some high-quality ceramic product. Soon, his hand gradually moved up and touched Jiang Haiyan's smooth calf.

Jiang Haiyan's body hair was sparse, and there was almost no leg hair. After Shen Heqing touched it for a while, he continued to go up and touched his thigh.

When Shen Heqing touched more and more, and was about to touch something indescribable, Jiang Haiyan finally couldn't help but closed his eyes and turned over.

However, when he turned around, he fell into the clutches of Shen Heqing again.

Shen Heqing rubbed Jiang Haiyan's round and slightly raised buttocks through his trousers. After rubbing for a while, he put his hand into Jiang Haiyan's trousers...

Jiang Haiyan finally couldn't help but opened his eyes, looking at a certain shameless hamster spirit.

However, a certain shameless hamster laughed instead: "Finally stopped pretending to be asleep?"

Jiang Haiyan started talking nonsense with his eyes open: "Who pretended to be asleep? I just felt someone playing hooligans when I was dreaming, so I woke up desperately...I can't hold my claws!"

Shen Heqing didn't move anymore, but his claws still wrapped around Jiang Haiyan's buttocks: "Did you hear that just now?"

Jiang Haiyan continued to play dumb: "What did you hear?"

Shen Heqing was expressionless: "You must have heard it?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "...what did you hear?"

Shen He said calmly: "It doesn't matter if you didn't hear it, you can listen to it again."

Jiang Haiyan blushed: "...well, I heard everything! Playing hooligans in broad daylight! Prostitution in broad daylight! It's really a downturn in the world! People's hearts are not old!"

There was a hint of a smile on Shen Heqing's expressionless face: "Preaching prostitution in the daytime... you accompany me?"

Jiang Haiyan shrank back silently: "Don't come here! If you come here again, I will return to my original shape!"

Shen Heqing took a step forward, said with a faint smile: "You change."

"...I really want to change back to my original form!"

Shen Heqing: "Let's change."

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

Just when he was about to be forced to retreat to the corner of the bed, there was a knock on the door and Zhong Pinglun's voice.

Shen Heqing didn't want to pay attention to it at first, but the knock on the door outside became more and more urgent, so he lowered his eyes and turned to open the door.

Jiang Haiyan patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

Shen Heqing opened the door slowly, and Zhong Pinglun outside the door had a serious expression on his face: "Oops, I heard that nightmare..." But when he saw that the person who opened the door was Shen Heqing, he was stunned.

Shen Heqing, who opened the door, had a blank expression on his face, and his expression was a little cold. His hair was wet, and water droplets slowly rolled down along the black hair tips. His upper body was naked, and only a thin bath towel was tied around his waist.

Zhong Pinglun took a step back subconsciously, looked at the house number on the side, and when he confirmed that the house number was correct, he silently turned his gaze back to Shen Heqing...

It's still broad daylight, and this guy actually took a bath... Doesn't this prove one thing?

Zhong Pinglun had a heartbroken look on his face: "Playing hooligans in broad daylight! Prostitution in daylight! It's really a decline in the world! People's hearts are not old!"

Shen Heqing with a cold expression: "..."

Jiang Haiyan lying on the bed: "..."

After a while, Shen Heqing said coldly: "Is there something wrong? I will close the door if there is nothing wrong."

"Wait a minute! I have something to do! Of course I have something to do!" Zhong Pinglun hurriedly stepped forward and entered the door.

Jiang Haiyan got up from the bed, pretending not to hear Zhong Pinglun's accusation just now, and asked nonchalantly, "What's the matter? What happened to that nightmare?"

Zhong Pinglun couldn't control his eyes and looked at Jiang Haiyan's body. Of course he knew that Shen Heqing's original shape was a hamster. He really couldn't imagine what Jiang Haiyan's original shape could be crushed by a hamster. Squeezed... Could it be mealworms?

Could it be that Jiang Haiyan's original form is a mealworm?

After imagining the scene of mealworms turning into essences, Zhong Pinglun felt bad all of a sudden.

But soon, Zhong Pinglun overturned those unreliable thoughts. Jiang Haiyan is so powerful, how could it be possible that the breadworm became a genius?The man-eating insects are almost mature, and they are still that kind of giant mutant man-eating insects.

"What happened to that nightmare?" Jiang Haiyan asked again while lying on the bed, holding his chin.

Only then did Zhong Pinglun come back to his senses, and his face immediately turned solemn: "I just contacted the people from the alliance and reported what happened to the nightmare we met yesterday, but the people from the alliance told me Me, besides us, there are many practitioners and demon cultivators who were attacked by that nightmare!"

"Been attacked?" Jiang Haiyan touched his chin, "Which way?"

"Of course it's also a nightmare." Zhong Pinglun frowned, "Although those cultivators and demon cultivators did not suffer any substantial damage, the behavior of that nightmare is really unpredictable. It disappeared in the realm of comprehension. After so many years, why did they launch a large-scale attack on the cultivation world as soon as they appeared?"

"But it also attacked mortals, right? Maybe those cultivators and demon cultivators were just accidentally injured?" Jiang Haiyan couldn't help but think of what the nightmare had said to him before.

"No," Zhong Pinglun smiled wryly, "I'm afraid those mortals were accidentally injured. Its real purpose is not those mortals. Although cultivators and demon cultivators are all over the world, they are not concentrated and rather scattered. How could that nightmare tapir come every day?" It happened to attack the cultivators and demon cultivators every time? I'm afraid it was aimed at those cultivators and demon cultivators."

Jiang Haiyan sighed, the nightmare really lied to him.

That's right, after living for so many years, no matter how low the initial IQ of the factory settings is, it's time to live out your brain.

...After all, it's not a certain lighthouse jellyfish.