On the self-cultivation of a foodie

In fact, Jiang Haiyan had discovered something was wrong as early as the first time, but he hadn't pointed it out until the guy who pretended to be his old master handed him the grilled fish just now, and he finally opened his mouth to point it out.

Because the grilled fish doesn't even have any aroma, for a foodie, this is simply disrespect for food!

How can grilled fish have no fragrance? !

The man smiled slightly: "Haiyan, what are you talking about? Don't you like the grilled fish I cook?"

Jiang Haiyan also smiled slightly: "Of course I like to eat grilled fish, but I don't like to eat grilled fish transformed with spiritual power... So what's your purpose in becoming him?"

The smile on that person's face gradually faded, and after a while, he sighed: "...I didn't expect to be seen through so easily by you."

Jiang Haiyan said calmly, "I'm really sorry that I saw through your disguise so easily."

The man hooked the corners of his lips and laughed: "If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have tried to save trouble and not change the smell, this is too bad."

How can ordinary people be so sensitive when dreaming? After all, dreams are generally illogical. Even if there is any difference between the dream and the reality, most people will choose to ignore it.

"Facing a keen foodie, you really shouldn't waste time on this," Jiang Haiyan spread his hands, "And the grilled fish you conjure up doesn't look as good as his grilled fish, and the details are not handled well, here you go Bad review."

The smile on that person's face suddenly froze. It was just grilled fish. Would ordinary people pay attention to so many strange details in their dreams?With a flick of his sleeve, the grilled fish turned into dots of light and disappeared.

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin: "This is indeed my dream, that's right, it's not somewhere in reality, you can actually come to my dream? You guy... who the hell are you?"

The person standing opposite him smiled and said nothing.

"A monster that can enter a dream... Could it be a nightmare?"

Jiang Haiyan touched his chin and said.

Although he has lived for many years and has seen many strange monsters, he has not seen all the monsters. For example, he has never seen the other three of the four beasts who are as famous as him. I don't know how many years in the forbidden land of the lion clan, the world has already changed into a turbulent world. When he left the forbidden land of the lion clan, the comprehension world had already lost the traces and news of the other three fierce beasts, leaving only a few rumors.

Ever since the friar in white was dissipated, Jiang Haiyan also left the world of self-cultivation, went back to the mountains and forests, and occupied the mountain as king. Had to try to contact and integrate into human society.

Whether it was the long years when he was sealed or the hundreds of years he stayed in the ravine, he didn't encounter other goblin monsters very much. Based on this calculation, his house beast is completely ignorant.

"Nightmare, of course not?" The man's tone was somewhat contemptuous, and after he tore off the mask, he completely exposed his true nature, "How can I be that kind of low-level monster that can only make people have nightmares? Uncle, there is only one divine beast in the world!"

"Oh?" Jiang Haiyan suddenly got excited, "Are you a beast? Then are you Qinglong, White Tiger, Suzaku, or Xuanwu?"

The man was stunned for a moment, and the corner of his mouth twitched immediately: "The things you said are all at the legendary level, and now we have to say whether they are alive or not, can you say something reliable?"

Jiang Haiyan said with a smile: "Then I can't guess what you are." It seems that this guy is not very famous.

"Damn, you're the one!" The man sneered, "Forget it, since you don't know who I am, after I eat you, you can think about it in my stomach!"

Jiang Haiyan said calmly: "I still don't know who will eat whom."

The man sneered, "Just keep your mouth shut!"

The next moment, he waved his sleeves, and a giant leaped out of the river behind him.

That gigantic object was so big that it could cover the sky and block out the sun. For a moment, even Jiang Haiyan was a little stunned.

However, when that giant fell to the ground with a crash, Jiang Haiyan was instantly speechless.

The huge monster standing in front of Jiang Haiyan was the prototype of Mu Shuiteng he had seen for the first time in the aquarium. Mu Shuiteng's prototype was many times bigger than the Echizen jellyfish they saw before they left Country R. , It was as high as several floors, and when Mu Shuiteng nest was playing with water in the bathtub, it had shrunk many times.

Although Jiang Haiyan has fully understood Mu Shuiteng's cute nature, but he still deeply remembers the shock when he saw Mu Shuiteng for the first time...

But the shock is the shock, Jiang Haiyan has already grasped the essence of Mu Shuiteng's battle with the five scum.

So he looked at the giant lighthouse jellyfish in front of him silently, stretched out his hand to touch his chin, and then, under the complacent expression of the man who clearly wrote a few large characters "Are you scared?" Said: "It's your illusion again, I won't be fooled by you." No matter how you look at this giant lighthouse jellyfish, it is almost the same as Mu Shuiteng's original shape...

"That's right," the man didn't show the angry expression of being exposed by others, but explained on his own, "I can conjure up the things you fear most, but these things are not hallucinations, as long as you are captured by them If you get hurt, you will really get hurt..." If Jiang Haiyan ate the grilled fish he handed over just now, of course he could really "eat", but after eating...

The corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched, the thing he was most afraid of was Mu Shuiteng's big jellyfish?What a joke!Although he was a bit shocked when he saw Mu Shuiteng for the first time...

However, at this moment, the giant lighthouse jellyfish rushed towards him aggressively.

Although the lighthouse jellyfish has no means of attack, its tentacles are not vegetarian. When it waved its giant tentacles and hit Jiang Haiyan fiercely, Jiang Haiyan subconsciously took a few steps back, and then he saw the giant tentacles of the lighthouse jellyfish landed on the ground. After that, the ground actually cracked several rather terrifying deep cracks.

The man stood behind the giant jellyfish and laughed loudly: "This is not an illusion!"

Jiang Haiyan frowned slightly and said: "He won't laugh with his hips on his hips like you are now, his eyes are too hot, you should change back quickly."

The man was laughing and almost choked when he heard the words: "Is this the point? Isn't the point the point of your current situation! You must be a little nervous!"

Jiang Haiyan spread his hands: "I'm sorry, but I really can't get nervous when you're like this." Seeing another giant tentacle swinging towards him, this time he didn't even hide, he reached out and grabbed the tip of the tentacle. Although the tentacles are thicker than those of ordinary jellyfish, but the tentacles of jellyfish are slender, even if they are several times thicker, it will be fine, so Jiang Haiyan easily caught them.

The next moment, that tentacle was torn off by Jiang Haiyan.

The man looked confused: "..."

In front of the giant jellyfish, Jiang Haiyan calmly gnawed on the tentacle.

The man looked confused: "...you, you actually ate it?!"

Jiang Haiyan ate the tentacle with a few mouthfuls. After eating, he still looked disgusted: "A taste of spiritual power." Just now he was just trying to see if the thing in the dream was really edible. It proves that if you can eat it, you can eat it, but the taste is not the taste of ordinary food. It really is just an illusion.

The man had an unbelievable expression on his face: "How could this be, you're fine?" If someone "eats" the things he conjures up, they will fall into the realm of his fabricated lies, but how can this guy be okay now? No?

Jiang Haiyan shrugged his shoulders: "Maybe I haven't eaten enough, should I have some more?" He used to gorge on a lot of poisonous food. Of course, some delicious food is inherently poisonous, and many even high-level demon cultivators can't eat it. He also tried the unstoppable poison out of greed.Since he entered the human society, in order to save money, he also ate a lot of expired and rotten food, and ate all over the periodic table of elements, but he is still alive. This is not only because the physique of monsters is better than that of humans, but of course there is gluttony. own reasons.

Taotie is not invulnerable to all poisons, but...for example, if it takes one gram of a mortal to use some kind of highly poisonous poison, it will take a catty to pour a demon cultivator, but to pour a glutton, I am afraid It takes N tons (N is unknown).

The man was furious immediately: "I don't believe it!" Of course, he couldn't let Jiang Haiyan gnaw on that big jellyfish. That big jellyfish was transformed by his spiritual power. Once Jiang Haiyan finished gnawing on that big jellyfish, his own Spiritual power will be greatly reduced.

He simply waved his sleeves, and two more people jumped up from the river behind him and landed in front of Jiang Haiyan.

Jiang Haiyan looked up and was immediately amused. The two people in front of him were actually the two magicians who had been sucked dry by him before.

Jia Qinggang and the female devil in red stood in front of that person, looking at Jiang Haiyan with dull eyes, they were just illusions, and their every move was just controlled by people, and the people who controlled them didn't even know the smell of food. They cut corners, and naturally they didn't pay much attention to them. At this time, they looked more like robots acting mechanically.

Of course, Jiang Haiyan couldn't be afraid of these two guys who were sucked dry by him, but he could see that that person probably really had the ability to reproduce what the enemy feared, but unfortunately, Jiang Haiyan didn't have anything to fear .

As an ancient ferocious beast that devours everything, he is not even afraid of the Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor who once sealed him, so why should he be afraid?

something to be afraid of...

Maybe he once had it. He was afraid during the happiest and carefree days when he was with that monk in white.

Already accustomed to thousands of years of loneliness, he suddenly had someone to accompany him. During those days, he was very happy, happy, and carefree, but he couldn't help worrying about gains and losses.

He was afraid that the monk in white would abandon him and leave alone, and he was afraid that he would return to the loneliness of thousands of years.

But for the current Jiang Haiyan, the thing he was most afraid of has long been lost. What is there to be afraid of now?

So soon, Jiang Haiyan sucked up the illusion of the two guys again.

Seeing that the general situation was over, the man rolled his eyes and was about to turn around and jump into the river, but Jiang Haiyan held his shoulder with one hand.

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows: "Run if you can't beat it?" He could see that the thing transformed by this guy is indeed very powerful. If it were replaced by someone else, it might be all right, but this guy himself shouldn't be very powerful The character is delicate and frail, with thin skin and fragile blood, so he can only run into other people's dreams to do his best.

The man was very nervous, and he finally realized that he had kicked the iron plate. This guy in front of him is not easy to mess with!

Jiang Haiyan pressed the man's shoulder with one hand, and touched his chin with the other: "Your real body should be far away from here?" If the man's real body is near here, how could he not feel Seeing his Wia, dare to run into his dream so boldly and make trouble?So he knew that the person in front of him was probably just a wisp of soul, and the strength of a wisp of soul was naturally weakened a lot, and of course it was not that sharp.

"Do you think I'll tell you?" the man sneered.

"That's a pity," Jiang Haiyan shrugged without regret, "But it doesn't matter if you don't tell me, even if it's your real body, I can only eat it in one bite."

The man was dripping with cold sweat: "Who the hell are you?!"

"Since you don't know who I am, when I eat you, you can think about this in my stomach!" Jiang Haiyan smiled at the man and showed a few small white teeth.

The man turned pale with shock, and the next moment, he involuntarily changed back to his original shape.

Jiang Haiyan has long been dissatisfied with this guy who has been wearing the face of a monk in white. Seeing that he took the initiative to change back to his original shape, he nodded: "I've seen you upset for a long time, change back!"

The next moment, a monster with elephant nose, rhinoceros eyes, ox tail and tiger feet appeared in front of Jiang Haiyan.

Jiang Haiyan stared at that guy for a few times, then narrowed his eyes slightly: "Are you... a nightmare?"

This strange appearance seems to be the mythical beast nightmare... Well, he seems not qualified to complain about other people's strange appearance. The monsters in ancient times basically had such four different appearances. After all, there was no aesthetics at that time. Everyone He grows as he likes, grows as he likes, and if he wants to complain about this guy's strange looks, he's just laughing at fifty steps.

However, it is also an ancient mythical beast, and the reputation of the nightmare is far less than that of the four great beasts. If he hadn't heard a lot of rumors about the mythical beast when he and the monk in white traveled to the world of comprehension, he would not have known that there was such a No. [-] mythical beast. .

"Hmph! You are wise!"

The guy seemed very happy, flicking his tail like an ox's.

"...You guy, don't you specialize in eating nightmares?" Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows suspiciously. He still remembered that when he and the white-clothed monk traveled to the world of comprehension, he once heard a monk say that nightmares feed on nightmares and can ward off evil spirits. , How did the Nightmare Tapir fall into such a state?

"Hmph! It's none of your business!" The nightmare was so angry that it rushed towards Jiang Haiyan.

The next moment, it was easily stepped on the ground by Jiang Haiyan.

Jiang Haiyan stepped on the nightmare with one foot, and folded his hands on his chest: "The sea of ​​bitterness is boundless, and you will be right when you turn your head. Although I don't know why you are willing to degenerate, I think you should wake up early!"

The nightmare struggled desperately: "You don't know anything! Who do you think you are! Let me go!"

"How would I know if you don't tell me," Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows, "Say something unhappy to make me happy."

The nightmare was silent for a long time, and then said with a sneer: "I am the ancient mythical beast, the nightmare. I have been driving away nightmares since ancient times, but they want to catch me and peel my skin to ward off evil spirits!"

"That's why," Jiang Haiyan understood, "That's why you want to take revenge on the society?"

"Hmph, I used to expel people's nightmares, but now I want them to have nightmares every night!" The nightmare said through gritted teeth.

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows. The nightmare used to drive people away from nightmares because it feeds on nightmares. Now it makes those people have nightmares every night, but because it feeds on nightmares, it will not eat those nightmares in the end. Don't those people still not remember those nightmares after waking up?

This guy just changed from passive feeding to self-production.

After Jiang Haiyan said his thoughts silently, the nightmare said triumphantly: "I used to help people expel nightmares by eating the whole nightmare. Those people don't remember anything after waking up, but now I But they only eat half, eat half of the not-scary ones, and leave only half of the scariest ones, even after they wake up, they will still feel palpitations from the nightmare!"

"You bastard..." Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows, "It seems that I will punish you on behalf of the moon."

The nightmare had obviously waited for an opportunity to escape for a long time, and just as Jiang Haiyan was about to strike, another person suddenly jumped out of the river.

Jiang Haiyan looked up, and met Shen Heqing's cold gaze.

Shen Heqing looked at Jiang Haiyan with cold eyes, and said lightly: "I want to mate with you."

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

The moment Jiang Haiyan lost his mind, the nightmare jumped into the river, and the next moment, the whole dream began to collapse.

The original mountains, forests and creeks gradually turned into fragments, and Shen Heqing, who had just appeared in front of Jiang Haiyan, also disappeared little by little. He tried to catch Shen Heqing's phantom, but in the end he didn't catch anything, only a piece of empty air.

once again...

again...

Jiang Haiyan suddenly remembered that 1000 years ago, he was like this now, watching that person fly away in front of him, but he couldn't do anything, and he couldn't do anything...

He stretched out his hand just like now, trying in vain to catch the fading soul of that person, but in the end he couldn't catch anything.

Jiang Haiyan was at a loss, and the next moment, he woke up.

He opened his eyes suddenly, and his eyes met the familiar white ceiling of the hotel room.

It took him a while before he came to his senses. After getting up from the bed, he was still a little dazed.

In the first year after that person disappeared, he would dream of that scene almost every day, the tenth year, No.20 year, and No.30 year... But gradually, he rarely dreamed of that scene again Of course, he didn't forget, he just hid that scene deeper.

Unexpectedly, the nightmare actually drew out the deepest nightmare in his heart.

It’s best not to let him catch that guy next time, or he really wants to taste the legendary mythical beast… When the time comes, will he eat braised nightmares, steamed ones, or white-cut ones? Or stir-fry the nightmare?A nightmare that does not eat human grains, but only feeds on nightmares, the taste of meat must be very special, right?

Something I've never eaten, I really want to try it.

Jiang Haiyan stroked his chin and showed a meaningful smile, then he turned and went to wash up.

When he got dressed and left the room, he happened to meet Qin Nianxiao in the corridor.

Qin Nian smiled as if he had lost his soul, his whole face was in a daze, and when Jiang Haiyan called out, he didn't react for a long time.

Jiang Haiyan looked at Qin Nian with a strange smile, and shouted again: "Hey, you bastard, what's going on?"

It was only when Qin Nian smiled that he came back to his senses. He raised his head to look at Jiang Haiyan, and forced the corners of his lips to show a dry smile: "So it's you... Good morning."

"Of course it's me, didn't you hear me calling you just now?" Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows, "...what's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing." Qin Nian smiled wryly.

Jiang Haiyan patted Qin Nianxiao's shoulder: "What's not happy, tell me to make me happy."

Qin Nian laughed and was speechless for a while: "Shouldn't you say 'Since you don't want to say it, then I won't force you'?"

"How can you follow the routine?" Jiang Haiyan hooked Qin Nianxiao's shoulder, blinked his eyes, "Let's listen to it, anyway, even if you say it, I won't help you solve it."

Qin Nian laughed and was speechless for a while, before he let out a long sigh: "I had a nightmare last night."

"Nightmare?" Jiang Haiyan noticed that Qin Nianxiao's eyes were a little red and swollen, apparently he had just cried a while ago, and was immediately happy, "How old are you, you still cry when you have nightmares?"

Qin Nian smiled depressedly: "I'm not that naive, it's just that the nightmare was too real."

Jiang Haiyan immediately understood that it was most likely the good thing that the nightmare did. Although he hardly had to make any effort to confront the nightmare, a mortal like Qin Nianxiao certainly had no resistance against a divine beast. Power, can only be played by the nightmare.

"I dreamed that the Zheng family went bankrupt, Zheng Tuhao fled abroad, Zheng Youqian was caught in prison, and Zheng Yijia committed suicide by cutting his wrists." Qin Nian sighed with a smile and continued, "My mother is seriously ill. The hospital issued a critical illness notice, and I finally lost the game. Because of the game, I didn't have time to see my mother for the last time. My father jumped off the building after hearing the bad news, and I ran into a car on the way to the hospital. A big truck... and then I woke up with a real fright."

Jiang Haiyan said with emotion: "...this dream is really cruel."

This is the rhythm of making the family rich...