On the self-cultivation of a foodie

After taking a dozen or so photos, Jiang Haiyan picked and picked the best photo he thought he had taken and posted it on Weibo.

After this Weibo was posted, it immediately set off a frenzy of comments.

Holding the phone, Jiang Haiyan picked out a few comments, and read them to Shen Heqing in an emotional tone: "Aww! So cute! Even the balls are so cute! Sure enough, every part of the hamster is so cute! "

"The balls are super mini! They look good to touch!"

"What a cute little Jianjian! The hamster really deserves to be the king of cuteness! Even playing hooligans is so cute!"

"As long as I notice that this hamster has an unlovable expression on his face? It's really sad to hear it and cry when the owner breaks his short legs and exposes his balls to the world! But let me haha Hahahahahaha!"

"Although it's pitiful to be forced to watch Dandan, let me laugh for a minute first hahahahahahahaha!"

Jiang Haiyan laughed while reading, and couldn't stop laughing. A certain hamster silently covered his face with his paws, and Heidou's small eyes showed the emotion of lovelessness.

Every time Jiang Haiyan reads a microblog, the hamster spirit will bury his face a little deeper. When Jiang Haiyan reads all the microblogs, the hamster spirit has completely buried his face in his paws.

"Hahahaha! They all praised you for being cute!" Jiang Haiyan put down his phone and poked Hamster Jing's little butt with his finger, "...including your balls, the praise is rave! There are many people begging for more photos , come, come, the time has come to repay the society!"

The hamster spirit turned around silently, facing Jiang Haiyan with his butt.

Jiang Haiyan smiled, and took a few more photos of the hamster's round butt, and then posted it on Weibo with the text: I blame you for laughing at its smallness, it is angry now, and only willing to show me a butt.

Soon, he received many replies——

"Ha ha ha ha man, is your hamster facing the wall and thinking about why he is so small?"

"It's so cute! That chubby little butt! I'm going to pass out from the cuteness!"

"What a round butt! I really want to pick it up and run away!"

"Are you actually angry? So smart! Could it be that this hamster has become a sperm XD?"

"I want to ask how many years will be sentenced for stealing other people's hamsters? Wait online!"

Jiang Haiyan read it again in a tone full of emotion, and a certain hamster spirit froze slightly. After a while, it turned around aggrieved, and crawled slowly to Jiang Haiyan's side, rubbing against it a few times.

Being rubbed around by a fluffy ball, no matter how hard-hearted Ren Jiang Haiyan was, he was finally defeated by the hamster spirit's cuteness offensive. He sighed resignedly, took the hamster spirit into his palm and rubbed it.

The hamster lay obediently in Jiang Haiyan's palm and kneaded it at will. After a while, it let out a soft cry: "...Are you not angry?"

Jiang Haiyan snorted.

The hamster spirit blinked Heidou's small eyes, raised his paw and rubbed Jiang Haiyan's fingers: "Are you not angry?"

Jiang Haiyan finally laughed: "Well, for the sake of being so cute, I won't be angry anymore."

The hamster spirit hugged Jiang Haiyan's fingers again, and then said sullenly: "You...do you hate me?"

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows: "Why?" If he hated Shen Heqing, he might have eaten Shen Heqing long ago. After all, Shen Heqing's original form smells so delicious and looks so delicious...

The hamster spirit continued to say in a sullen tone: "Then why don't you accept me?"

Facing Shen Heqing in the form of a hamster, Jiang Haiyan couldn't say any cruel words of rejection for a while, and he couldn't help falling into silence.

The hamster spirit hugged Jiang Haiyan's finger, and asked sullenly: "Because you still miss your old master? You... are Taoist couples?" Although more than 1000 years have passed, Jiang Haiyan still seems to miss his old master. Could it be that Jiang Haiyan And his old master used to be a Taoist couple?

Thinking about it this way, all problems seemed to be solved.

In the world of comprehension, although there are not many cases where cultivators and demon pets become Taoist couples, it is not impossible. After all, cultivators and their demon pets get along day and night, and it is not impossible to have a relationship for a long time. Of course, this is all in On the premise that demon pets can transform into human beings, some demon pets with dull aptitudes cannot transform into human forms. Naturally, it is impossible to have any sparks of love with their masters. However, Jiang Haiyan is a ravenous animal from ancient times. Compare?

Jiang Haiyan's appearance would have been eye-catching even 1000 years ago. As for his old master, he must have been an astonishingly talented monk. Standing together, the picture should be quite harmonious.

The more the hamster thought about it, the more frustrated he became.

The vicissitudes of life, the world is changing, and 1000 years have passed, but when Jiang Haiyan mentioned his old master, his eyes were still familiar. He seemed to remember every detail of their relationship very clearly. His eyes were so sad, obviously he had sketched the past in his memory countless times.

Even if more than 1000 years have passed, it may seem like yesterday to him.

So unforgettable, how unforgettable.

The more the hamster thought about it, the more frustrated he became.

Because he knew that if Jiang Haiyan and his old master were really a couple, then it would be really difficult for him to replace that person in Jiang Haiyan's heart.

For the dead are never conquered.

Hearing what the hamster spirit said, Jiang Haiyan was stunned for a moment.

He was silent for a while, then shook his head and laughed: "How is it possible, my previous master and I are just ordinary pets, why do you think so?"

The hamster spirit said: "When you mentioned him, your expression was very gentle."

"Maybe it's because I think about the past," Jiang Haiyan vehemently denied, "We have absolutely a pure favorite relationship, and I have absolutely no unreasonable thoughts about him... I won the Super Invincible Big Eater Competition swear!"

Cultivators generally don't swear to the sky unless they have to. After all, if they break the oath, it is very likely that they will plant a knot in their hearts, but Jiang Haiyan obviously doesn't need to care about this, so the oath probably doesn't have much binding force on him.

The hamster spirit looked at Jiang Haiyan quietly, but didn't say anything.

Jiang Haiyan smiled bitterly: "Why should I lie to you with this, I was born a glutton, the only one in the world, no relatives, no friends, no kinship, after living for so many years, I really never thought of finding a Taoist companion "Although he was transformed by the condensed resentment in Chi You's head, he is not the warrior god who used to dominate the situation. Chi You is not him, and he is not Chi You. He has the memory since his birth, but he does not have the memory of Chi You. He is not someone's reincarnation, he was born just a glutton, a strange beast that devours everything.

When Taotie was first born, because it was transformed by Chi You's resentment, it was naturally full of hostility, hurting and eating people everywhere, and gradually became famous far and wide, and was later sealed by the Yellow Emperor with the Xuanyuan Sword. Years, but gradually got rid of Chi You's resentment, and even gave birth to his own mind.

Although he has an independent mind, Taotie is still a ferocious and unruly beast, until it is taken away by the Moxiu who broke into the lion clan's forbidden area and half of the demon pill is taken away, and he escapes from the lion clan's forbidden area by a blessing in disguise. Seeing a white-clothed monk, he was accepted as a demon pet by that white-clothed monk, and then gradually learned how to be a "person" by the side of that white-clothed monk.

If there was no monk in white, perhaps Taotie would still be Taotie, not "Jiang Haiyan".

Thinking of the white-clothed monk, Jiang Haiyan felt turbulent and emotional. He used to hate that white-clothed monk. Back then, he managed to escape from the forbidden land of the lion clan and gained the long-lost freedom, but he was taken as a demon by a human monk. Chong, once again lost the freedom of the animal body, how could he not hate that white-clothed monk?However, he who had been sealed for several years and lost half of the demon core was no match for the white-clothed monk at all. After countless resistances were suppressed, he could only reluctantly follow the white-clothed monk.

But he couldn't help but be grateful to that white-clothed friar, who taught him to read and write, taught him many principles in the world, and even cooked good food, cooking for him in different ways every day, because he was born in a fisherman That man is especially good at cooking fish, and the fish he makes are simply amazing. Although it has been more than 1000 years, he still can't forget it...

That person also took him to many, many places. They traveled all over mountains, rivers, great rivers, snowy mountains and deserts... Although the relationship between them was not always happy, but now that Jiang Haiyan thinks about it, he only has nostalgia.

Even after another 1000 years, Jiang Haiyan will probably not forget that white-clothed monk, but his nostalgia for that white-clothed monk is just the thought of the old master, and there is absolutely no hint of love, let alone he never thought about it. What Taoist companion are you looking for.

When he adopted Shen Heqing, he just wanted to imitate the friar in white and keep a pet and play with it from time to time, but why did Shen Heqing have other thoughts about him?

Which part is the problem?

Jiang Haiyan thought about this question seriously.

At this moment, the hamster turned over and jumped out of his palm, and then turned back into a human form.

"Since you don't admit it, forget it," Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and said lightly, "But I won't give up."

Hearing this, Jiang Haiyan smiled wryly again: "Have you really entered the estrus period? Is that why you want to find a partner?"

"It has nothing to do with the estrus period," Shen Heqing pursed his lips, "...I just want to find you too."

Jiang Haiyan scratched his head, feeling a little distressed. At this time, should he post a post online to ask the knowledgeable netizens for help-"What should I do if my hamster is desperately courting me? Wait online"?

Shen Heqing was silent for a while, then suddenly looked at Jiang Haiyan firmly and asked: "If I found a female hamster, what would you think?"

Jiang Haiyan: "...haven't thought about it yet."

Although he teased Shen Heqing before asking Shen Heqing to find a female hamster to have a litter of fluffy hamsters, but that was just a joke, it doesn't mean that he really has such thoughts, after all, Shen Heqing is a hamster spirit and not a real pet Hamsters have their own will and thoughts. Even he can't control Shen Heqing's behavior. I have only heard of mortals letting their pets breed, but I have never heard of monks letting their spiritual pets breed. Yes, the demon pet will stop doing it every minute!

"Then think about it now." Shen He said calmly.

Jiang Haiyan: "I can't think of it."

Hamsters have always rarely become spirits. After all, they have a short lifespan, low IQ, and insufficient congenital conditions. Even he, an ancient beast who has lived for countless years and experienced a lot, is the first time he has encountered a hamster spirit. It's so difficult, let alone the second one?

If it is an ordinary female hamster, of course there are many, you can find a litter in a pet store, but Shen Heqing is a smart hamster spirit, even if he understands hamster language and can communicate with ordinary hamsters, but he is not enlightened How can an intelligent hamster achieve spiritual communication and harmony with a spirited hamster?Not to mention the communication problem, the light life problem is an insurmountable gap. Ordinary hamsters can only live well for two or three years at most. Maybe Shen Heqing will come out of seclusion, and his wife will be buried in the ground long ago.

"...Forget it!"

Jiang Haiyan used his imagination for a while, then he patted Shen Heqing on the shoulder with a sympathetic look on his face: "Don't force yourself!"

"I never force myself," Shen Heqing looked at Jiang Haiyan and said with a faint smile, "Especially the only one Taoist companion in a lifetime."

Jiang Haiyan silently avoided Shen Heqing's sight, which made him feel as if he was being targeted by a predator at the top of him...but he is obviously the glutton at the top of the food chain!

Shen Heqing accepted it when he saw it was good. After expressing his determination, he put on his clothes slowly, lowered his eyes and said, "I'll go to Zhong Pinglun to discuss the matter, you go back first."

Jiang Haiyan looked at Shen Heqing silently, a little confused, so he didn't speak.

Shen Heqing paused, then continued: "Of course, if you want to stay, you can."

Jiang Haiyan laughed dryly immediately: "I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, so I'm leaving too, see you tomorrow."

Shen He said calmly: "See you tomorrow."

After leaving Shen Heqing's room, Jiang Haiyan returned to his room with heavy steps.

Qin Nianxiao was still lying on the bed and playing with his mobile phone. When he saw Jiang Haiyan came back, he looked up and was taken aback: "Why is your expression so heavy? What happened?"

Jiang Haiyan was silent for a while, then shrugged: "It's nothing, it's just that I didn't eat enough just now, so I'm a little unhappy."

"I didn't feel full after eating so much. If Shen Heqing goes bankrupt in the future, you must be the one who eats him up!" Qin Nian laughed and tutted twice.

Although the big stomach king eats a little more than ordinary people in daily life, it is definitely not as exaggerated as in competitions. After all, it is not good for health to keep the stomach at the limit. It is also a burden on the body in the long run. Although he usually It's delicious, but it's nothing compared to Jiang Haiyan. According to Jiang Haiyan's way of eating, can Shen Heqing really afford him?

Mentioning Shen Heqing, Jiang Haiyan immediately remembered what happened just now, and the old man couldn't help feeling a few ripples in his heart. He scratched his face in embarrassment, and then said stiffly: "Why should I ask him to raise me? I can support myself!"

Qin Nian looked at Jiang Haiyan suspiciously with a smile on his face: "Isn't he raising you? He also paid for the meal just now..."

"Occasionally!" Jiang Haiyan coughed twice, "I'm raising him most of the time!"

Although he only raises Shen Heqing in the form of a hamster, and the total amount of rat food he bought for Hamster Jing may not be enough for Shen Heqing to treat him to a meal, but it can be regarded as a relationship!

Qin Nianxiao immediately widened his eyes: "Shen Heqing is so powerful, why do you want to raise him?" This is big news!

"Of course, because I'm stronger than him." Jiang Haiyan said seriously.

"Okay," Qin Nian twitched his lips with a smile, "I knew you were lying to me."

Looking at Jiang Haiyan's appearance, he is obviously the little boy who was raised by Shen Heqing!Fortunately, he still expects some big news!

"But I am indeed better than him..." Jiang Haiyan said depressedly, why do people always disbelieve him when he tells the truth?

Although he lost half of his demon core, he was still one of the famous four ancient fierce beasts, Taotie, a man who really stood at the top of the food chain.

"Okay, okay, you are better than him." Qin Nian said with a perfunctory smile.

"You don't believe that I am better than him, you will regret it one day!" Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows.

"Okay, okay, you are better than him." Qin Nian smiled and continued to perfunctory.

Seeing Qin Nian's disbelief, Jiang Haiyan could only shrug helplessly.

Today's human beings know how to judge people by their appearance.

Hmph, when he reveals his real body, sooner or later these stupid humans will be scared to death.

Jiang Haiyan crooked him showing his majestic real body and frightened a bunch of mortals to death, at the same time he took out a lollipop from the suitcase and stuffed it into his mouth, biting it viciously, crunching.

Early the next morning, they got on the plane back home, because the venue for the third round of the Super Invincible Big Eater was moved back to China.

Mu Shuiteng also took this opportunity to catch a downwind plane and successfully returned to China.

The competition venue for the third round of Super Invincible Big Eater is in City S. City S is located in the southwestern hinterland of Country Z. The eating habits of S City are spicy. Now that there is some spectrum, it seems that the focus of this competition should be eating spicy food.

This time, the hotel they stayed in was still a five-star hotel, and the competition gradually entered a fierce stage. Naturally, the organizers would not treat the players badly in these aspects.

Compared with before, the attention of their group has obviously increased greatly. The four contestants just got out of the car, and a large number of spectators have gathered at the entrance of the hotel. Many of them obviously prepared carefully. In his hand, he was actually holding a sign with the player's name or photo printed on it.

For safety reasons, the hotel had to send several security guards to do on-site maintenance. In the short distance from the four people getting off the car to entering the hotel, hundreds of people had gathered at the scene, holding signs and shouting the idol's name. Names, and even more people came from afar continuously. Looking around, it was completely dark, all of them were human heads.

The four contestants present, except for Shu Zigui, had never seen such a scene before, and they were more or less nervous, but Shu Zigui waved and smiled generously at the audience holding a sign with her name.

After finally entering the hotel, several people breathed a sigh of relief, Qin Nian smiled blankly at Jiang Haiyan: "Pinch me."

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows: "Why?" He stretched out his hand and twisted Qin Nian's smiling face as he spoke.

Qin Nian laughed and immediately yelled, "Are you going to murder! So hard!"

A few seconds later, Qin Nian smiled and touched his red and swollen face and said blankly: "Am I dreaming? There are so many people holding up a sign with my photo on it, and asking me to cheer...So there are so many people supporting me." Me? So I already have so many fans? So I’m already famous?” Although there were fans who came to support him in the previous games, where was the spectacular scene just now?It's almost like having a concert...

"That's right, you're dreaming." Jiang Haiyan gave Qin Nian a sideways look and smiled.

"It's like a star, so I'm already so famous," Qin Nian smirked, "Is it true that audiences across the country have seen me on TV... My parents must have seen me on TV. "

Jiang Haiyan said perfunctorily, "Congratulations."

Qin Nian smiled and continued to smirk: "So I'm already so famous, and I suddenly feel so powerful!"

Jiang Haiyan continued to perfunctory: "It's amazing."

Qin Nian smiled and was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "... I don't know if Zheng Tuhao will see me on TV."

Before Jiang Haiyan could open his mouth, he laughed at himself like a self-deprecating: "Of course not. In his eyes, I'm just a worthless clown. He usually has a lot of things to do, and he pays attention to his two excellent sons in his spare time. It's too late, how can I pay attention to a son like me who was abandoned by him."

Jiang Haiyan paused. He had never met Zheng Tuhao, but from Qin Nianxiao's description, he also knew that Zheng Tuhao must be the kind of person who wanted to save face. A mediocre biological son is not as good as an excellent adopted son. Reasonable, realistic, and cruel, this may be in line with the nature of a businessman seeking to maximize profits... But what would he do if he knew that his two excellent sons had "stained"?

Jiang Haiyan touched his chin, and suddenly wanted to see Zheng Tuhao's expression when he knew that his two outstanding sons liked men.

That should be very interesting.

"Forget it, forget it, what is he doing?" Qin Nian smiled depressed for a few seconds, and soon recovered. He was optimistic by nature and never worried about one thing, "By the way, S City is our The hometown of the national treasure, I heard that we will go to the zoo to see giant pandas when we shoot a promotional short film in the afternoon, I have grown up, and I have never seen any rare animals!"

"Rare animals?" Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows, "It's right in front of you."

Qin Nian smiled and looked Jiang Haiyan up and down: "...Just you? If you are a rare animal, then I am still an alien."

Jiang Haiyan shrugged helplessly, why do people always disbelieve him when he tells the truth?

He is the only fierce beast glutton in this world, the only one in his family, there is no semicolon, he is even bigger than a giant panda, who is rarer if he is not rare?

Stupid humans!