On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

He was silent for a while before hesitantly said: "I seem to have an auditory hallucination just now?"

Shen He said calmly: "No, you don't have auditory hallucinations."

Jiang Haiyan laughed dryly: "No, I must have auditory hallucinations. It must be that the competitions of the past few days have caused me too much pressure. I need to go back and take a good rest."

Shen He said calmly: "You don't have auditory hallucinations, as I said just now, I want to make friends with you..."

Jiang Haiyan's eyes wandered for a moment, and then he quickly changed the subject: "Ah, I suddenly remembered something very important, I'm leaving first, we'll talk next time!" After speaking, he turned around and ran away.

Shen Heqing stood there for a while with his eyes downcast, until Jiang Haiyan's figure completely disappeared, then he turned and left slowly.

Until returning to her room, Jiang Haiyan was still immersed in the shock just now.

His pet actually confessed to him?

...Wait, that was supposed to be a confession just now, right?

What exactly is going on?Shen Heqing actually confessed to him?Leaving aside the issue of species, the size alone is a big problem. If the two of them return to their original shape and lie together, he may crush Shen Heqing to death as soon as he rolls over, let alone mating. The size does not match at all. !

Jiang Haiyan took out his mobile phone, and was about to search the Internet for "what should I do if my pet confessed to me", but soon he realized how human beings could have such troubles. If he really posted this post on the human forum, it is estimated that Will be ridiculed by the crowd and have paranoia, he struggled for a while, opened the official forum of the Cultivator Alliance, and then posted a help post in a small corner in a low-key manner.

Although he does not yet have a registered account on the official forum of the Alliance of Cultivators, even tourists can browse and post posts, but some forums cannot be entered, but tourists can still enter the forums such as gossip exchange.

Jiang Haiyan was a little surprised by the large number of people online in the official forum of the Alliance of Cultivators. He never expected that there would be so many goblin monks hidden in the modern city, because in his memory, he rarely encountered them in real life. What goblins and monks, but this is probably because he used to stay at home almost every day, and rarely had contact with the outside world, so naturally he had no chance to meet those goblins and monks.

Not long after Jiang Haiyan's post was posted, he received a lot of replies——

"Is the poster a cultivator? If so, what age is it now? Isn't it normal to find a demon cultivator as a Taoist partner? There are so many pairs of cultivators and demon cultivators together. What is the poster worried about? Could it be that the poster has been in seclusion for a long time?" A hundred years, and now you have just left the customs?"

"It's normal to find a demon cultivator as a Taoist companion +1, what are you worried about? Is your pet not yet transformed? If there is no transformation, this matter is indeed a bit tangled, but if it is true love, you can wait for him to transform Well! Raising a demon cultivator to be a Taoist partner or something, if you think about it carefully, is it a little exciting?"

"My demon pet also confessed to me before, but we are both demons, and now my baby can make soy sauce..."

……

The more Jiang Haiyan watched, the more entangled he was, he simply quit the forum, then he threw away his phone, fell on the bed and stared at the ceiling in a daze.

After living for so many years, he has never considered this aspect. After all, as the only glutton in the world, it is impossible for him to meet another glutton. Of course, there are many other monsters in this world, but those monsters Most beasts don't live long, or in other words, their lifespan is too short compared to Taotie.Not to mention human monks, those who have achieved nothing in cultivation can only live for 200 years, and those who are diligent in cultivation aim to ascend, if they succeed, they will ascend to the upper realm, if they fail, their souls will fly away, regardless of whether they succeed or not Chengdu is different from him and does not conspire with each other, after all Taotie cannot ascend.

Jiang Haiyan vaguely remembered that a long time ago, he once had a master. It was probably the happiest time after he lived alone for so many years. ...But even though it was the person who left a strong mark in his long life, he never gave him the idea of ​​forming a Taoist partner with him.

His former master was a very talented monk. Although he was born as a fisherman, he joined the immortal sect by chance. From now on, he practiced hard and asked with all his heart. The speed of his cultivation is amazing even if he looks at the whole cultivation world. A brilliant genius, if there hadn't been any accidents later, he would definitely be able to shatter the void and ascend to the upper realm... Knowing that his master will ascend sooner or later, how could he have such a ridiculous idea?

After that person's soul disappeared, he returned to the old days. Anyway, he has long been used to it. Even the closest people will leave him sooner or later. After all, his life span is too long. Even his I don't even know where the end point is.

Jiang Haiyan sighed, feeling more and more entangled.

Tangled and tangled, he fell asleep.

Then he had a dream.

In the dream, he was seriously injured, fled all the way, and finally collapsed from exhaustion.

When he woke up, he saw a white-clothed monk with a demeanor and a cold appearance.

"The fierce beast gluttonous, instead of dying in despair, why don't you recognize me as the master?"

As an ancient ferocious beast, even though it was down and out, its viciousness remained undiminished. Taotie glared viciously at the white-clothed cultivator in front of him, just wanting to take advantage of this man's unawares, so he pounced on him and bit him fiercely, even though the man in front of him was obviously a A high-ranking cultivator, whose cultivation base is unpredictable, may be difficult to deal with in his current situation.

"As expected of an ancient ferocious beast, its ferocious nature is hard to tame," the white-clothed monk said with a faint smile, "but you have already lost half of your demon core, your cultivation base has been greatly damaged, and you are seriously injured. Why should you fight me?"

Taotie glared viciously at the human monk who was taking advantage of the fire, but he didn't dare to act rashly.

The friar in white smiled faintly, and asked again: "The fierce beast, gluttonous, instead of dying in despair, why don't you recognize me as the master?"

……

Jiang Haiyan hadn't had a dream for a long time, so when he woke up, he was still in a trance.

He actually had a dream last night...

He actually dreamed of the scene when he and that person met for the first time.

Jiang Haiyan lay on the bed, staring blankly at the ceiling, in a daze.

The first encounter between him and his former master was really not a good one... His former master was naturally the white-clothed monk in his dream. At that time, he was robbed of half of the gluttonous demon pill by a demon cultivator, and he was seriously injured. , fled all the way, but met a monk in white who took advantage of the fire and robbed him halfway.

The white-clothed monk had a high level of cultivation, and he was seriously injured, unable to fight and escape, he had no choice but to hate the white-clothed monk as his master, and became the opponent's demon pet.

Thinking of this, Jiang Haiyan sighed deeply again.

At first, when he had no choice but to recognize the white-clothed monk as his master, he was full of resentment and wanted revenge. He just waited for the white-clothed monk to be careless, and he took the opportunity to devour the master. Who knew that hundreds of years had passed, but he had a chance Did not wait.

Later, he gradually got used to the life of having a master, his fangs were gradually smoothed, and his ferocity was gradually tamed. A generation of ancient beasts finally became an ordinary demon pet, and even got used to being loved by others. In the depraved days when the master feeds it every day, it has completely degenerated from the former ancient beast to a lazy domestic pet.

It's really worthless!It is really sad!

#On how the beast gluttony changed from wild to domesticated#

#On the Fall of a Generation of Fierce Beasts#

Jiang Haiyan let out a long sigh, feeling very melancholy.

At this moment, a staff member came to inform them that these contestants were leaving for the next competition venue. He patted his face, got up from the bed, and began to pack his luggage.

When he was dragging his suitcase to the meeting point, he happened to meet Shen Heqing who was also dragging his suitcase.

Shen Heqing looked at Jiang Haiyan from a distance, his eyes darkened slightly, and he moved slightly in Jiang Haiyan's direction, as if he wanted to come over.

Jiang Haiyan turned around and hooked Qin Nianxiao's shoulders, looking like two good brothers: "How did you sleep last night? What did you have for breakfast? Are you full?"

Qin Nian paused with a smile, and said in a daze, "Fortunately, I ate a lot..."

"Young people should eat more," Jiang Haiyan patted Qin Nianxiao's shoulder, and said earnestly, "Eat more to be healthy!"

Qin Nian gave Jiang Haiyan a blank look with a smile. At this moment, he suddenly felt cold all over, and couldn't help but look up, and then met Shen Heqing's slightly cold eyes.

"Suddenly remembered that I forgot to go to the bathroom, I'll go to the bathroom first!"

Jiang Haiyan still hugged Qin Nianxiao's shoulders tightly and didn't let go, he said with a smile: "There is a toilet on the boat, go to the toilet after getting on the boat."

Qin Nian swallowed with a smile: "But I'm in a hurry..."

The look in Shen Heqing's eyes almost sent a chill down his spine, he swears to God, he has absolutely no intentions for Jiang Haiyan!

"Be patient no matter how anxious you are, you can exercise your kidney function," Jiang Haiyan grabbed Qin Nian's smiling arm and said earnestly, "The most important function of a man is kidney function. If your kidneys are not good, you It's useless..."

Shen Heqing's eyes made Qin Nianxiao want to cry, but what made him most unlovable was that no matter how hard he struggled, Jiang Haiyan's arms held him firmly like iron clamps, making him move Can't break free...

This unscientific!Jiang Haiyan's figure is obviously similar to his, both of them are thin and thin, why is Jiang Haiyan's strength so much stronger than him?

Qin Nianxiao struggled desperately for a long time, but Jiang Haiyan's arm didn't move at all, but the other party still had a calm expression on his face, as if his struggle was nothing at all, but he obviously tried his best!

Is this guy a weird man?If you are so strong, why don't you participate in some weightlifting competition, arm wrestling competition, or participate in some big stomach king competition? !

Jiang Haiyan turned her head to see Qin Nianxiao's flushed face, and kindly touched Qin Nianxiao's forehead: "Why is your face so red? Are you sick? Although you are still young, you should take good care of yourself Only the body will do."

Qin Nian smiled with a look of lovelessness.

Jiang Haiyan hooked Qin Nianxiao's shoulder and talked for a long time, until he caught sight of Shen Heqing turning around and leaving from the corner of his eye, he was secretly relieved.

Shen Heqing seemed to have confessed to him yesterday?

He still doesn't know what expression to use to face Shen Heqing...

When boarding the boat, Jiang Haiyan continued to hang shoulders with Qin Nianxiao, ignoring Qin Nianxiao's unrequited expression.

After boarding the boat, Jiang Haiyan insisted on sitting next to Qin Nianxiao with him, regardless of Qin Nianxiao's expression of refusal.

Qin Nianxiao didn't want to sit with Jiang Haiyan at all, because he felt Shen Heqing's cold gaze again, but he was helpless because Jiang Haiyan's strength was too great.

After being stared at coldly by Shen Heqing for a long time, Qin Nianxiao finally couldn't help asking Jiang Haiyan: "What's the matter with you? Is it a cold war?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "Cold War? What Cold War?"

"You guys quarreled? For Wu...that who?" Qin Nian smiled and thought he had the truth, and he said earnestly, "It's normal for couples to quarrel, but the cold war is wrong. If there is any misunderstanding, it's good to talk it out, but the cold war If so, you have to be careful, what if someone takes the opportunity to step in?"

Jiang Haiyan took out his mobile phone and played without looking up: "You think too much, we didn't quarrel."

Qin Nian smiled and wondered, "Then why are you avoiding him?"

Jiang Haiyan sighed, he couldn't tell Qin Nian that his pet wanted to mate with him, could he?It's really embarrassing to say this kind of thing...

"It's nothing, it's just a little bit of disagreement."

"Disagreement in opinion? Isn't that a quarrel?"

"... There are a lot of big news on Weibo today, have you seen it?"

"This topic has been transferred too bluntly!"

"I heard that Xiao Xianyou is going to make a gay movie with your male god!"

"...Damn it, a gay movie? I'll go see it!"

Jiang Haiyan breathed a sigh of relief, and silently gave Xiao Xianyou a thumbs up.

While Qin Nian was smiling and scrolling through Weibo, he raised his head and looked out the window.

The venue for the second round of the Super Invincible Big Eater is in country R, ​​so they are heading to the airport now.

Country R is a country with a well-developed food competition culture, and it is said that the food culture is also quite developed.

As an ancient house beast, this is the first time he has left the mainland of China to go to a foreign land. Even many years ago, he and the monk in white had never set foot outside the mainland of China, even though the monk in white once treated him I said that one day I will travel all over the world with him, but it's a pity...

Just when Jiang Haiyan was wandering, Qin Nianxiao suddenly smiled, pointed to the phone screen and said to him: "Now there are a lot of fanart pictures of you and Shen Heqing on Weibo, congratulations, it seems that your CP is completely popular gone."

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

Qin Nian sighed with a smile: "Obviously I'm not bad looking, why didn't anyone draw a fan picture for me?"

He hesitated for a moment, then said to Jiang Haiyan: "But the CPs of Shen Heqing and Wu Manli are also quite popular, and now these two CP fans are fighting."

Jiang Haiyan was stunned for a moment, then he raised his eyebrows: "Shen Heqing and Wu Manli's CP? Do they have any intersection?"

Qin Nian smiled and counted on his fingers for Jiang Haiyan: "That's too much. First of all, one of them is a representative of the traditional food industry, and the other is a representative of the Internet food industry. In the online gourmet world, no one is convinced, they have been falling in love and killing each other, and they are all judges of Super Invincible Big Eating King. According to gossip, Wu Manli did not plan to be a judge of Super Invincible Big Eating King because she heard that Shen Heqing wanted to be a judge. As a judge, that's why she accepted the invitation, and then, one of them has talent and good looks, and the other has talent and good looks, not only men and women but also women and men..."

Jiang Haiyan chuckled: "You can just say that they are a natural couple."

Qin Nian smiled and blinked: "These are all CP fans say! I maintain a neutral attitude!"

Jiang Haiyan chuckled.

Qin Nian smiled and continued, "These two CP fans are so torn apart now, pinching each other is a cult, tsk tsk, your Shenheqing is really a disaster! But don't worry, I will definitely be an official partner!"

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

"Bring it to me to see."

"what do you want to see?"

"Familiarity."

"You and Shen Heqing?"

"Shen Heqing and Wu Manli's."

"……you sure?"

Jiang Haiyan took Qin Nianxiao's phone and looked at it seriously.

...It's really Shen Heqing and Wu Manli's fanfic!

It is actually written in a clear and orderly manner, as if I have experienced it myself!

Displeased, really displeased.

Bad reviews, must be bad reviews!

Jiang Haiyan looked through again, and found a fanfic about him and Shen Heqing.

...The writing is not satisfactory, who is this little weak subject who cries at every turn?

He gritted his teeth silently, but still gave this article a thumbs up.

"Hey, why do you use my Weibo to like your fanart? What if someone misunderstands that I love your CP?" Seeing Jiang Haiyan's like behavior, Qin Nian laughed a little dissatisfied.

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows: "Aren't you an official?"

Qin Nian laughed and became confused immediately: "But other people don't know that you two are official spouses..."

Jiang Haiyan patted Qin Nianxiao's shoulder, and said earnestly, "Let's read less gossip and read more."

After half a day, they finally arrived at their destination.

This time they stayed in a hot spring hotel. Just as Jiang Haiyan put down his luggage, he was pulled by Qin Nian to go to the hot spring with a smile: "I heard that there is a hot spring in this hotel. I have never been in a hot spring since I was so old." What about the hot spring, let's go, let's go to the hot spring together!"

So Jiang Haiyan went to the hot spring with Qin Nianxiao, and after taking a shower, the two of them got into the water together.

Qin Nian smiled and lay down on a rock, squinted his eyes and sighed, "It feels like all the pores on my body are open."

Jiang Haiyan looked around and found that apart from him and Qin Nianxiao, there was no one else in the hot spring. It seems that this hotel should also be contracted, and the organizer is indeed rich and powerful.

"I really want to go to the hot springs with my sister." Qin Nian slapped the water with a smile, and said with regret, "It's a pity that there is only one girl left in the group of contestants. Shu Zigui looks so cold, I don't think she will be willing to go with her." Let's soak in the hot spring together." Since Li Luoxiao was eliminated, there was only one of the original two female contestants.

Jiang Haiyan smiled and said, "You can try asking her to come with you."

Qin Nian laughed and exaggeratedly shouted immediately: "I will definitely be torn apart by her fans!"

At this moment, someone suddenly came.

Jiang Haiyan looked up subconsciously, and then he saw Shen Heqing walking over.

Of course, Qin Nianxiao also saw it. He rubbed his eyes, and saw that Shen He had calmly entered the water.

There was one more person in the hot spring where there were originally only two people, but Jiang Haiyan and Qin Nianxiao were instantly as quiet as chickens.

Qin Nian laughed in embarrassment. He really wanted to go ashore. The most embarrassing thing in the world was going to a hot spring with a couple. Was he going to be a light bulb or a light bulb?

Jiang Haiyan was also very embarrassed. He hadn't figured out what expression to use to face Shen Heqing. Facing the courtship of his pet who was in estrus, should he tactfully refuse or should he tactfully refuse?

Shen Heqing was the calmest of the three. After he calmly got into the water, he soaked up on his own.

"I suddenly remembered that I haven't gone to the bathroom yet, and I've been holding it in for a long time. I'll go to the bathroom first..."

Qin Nian laughed wittily and made a pissing escape. He quickly stood up and left with his buttocks naked.

Jiang Haiyan didn't have time to stop him, so he could only watch Qin Nian leave with a smile.

Shen Heqing looked up at Qin Nian and smiled. It wasn't until Qin Nian left with a smile that he smiled coldly.

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "What are you laughing at?"

Shen He said calmly: "Laugh at him for being small."

Jiang Haiyan didn't want to ask Shen Heqing where he was laughing at Qin Nianxiao, because he had an intuition that it must be something that hurt Qin Nianxiao and his own self-esteem, so he changed the subject with wandering eyes: "Why are you in such a mood to take a hot spring?" ? Don’t you need to do some preparatory work for the judges?”

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and said, "No need."

Jiang Haiyan continued to look around: "Tomorrow the game will officially start, why don't you go back and have a good rest? Be careful not to acclimate."

Shen Heqing pursed his lips and said, "No need."

Jiang Haiyan: "...Oh, I've been soaking in the hot spring for a long time, and I feel a little dizzy. I'll go up and rest for a while."

Just when he was about to stand up and sneak away, at this moment, Shen Heqing, who had not moved all this time, suddenly moved.

Jiang Haiyan was about to get up, and then he felt a blur in front of his eyes, and the next moment, he was pressed by Shen Heqing to the edge of the hot spring.

Shen Heqing was very strong, no matter how hard Jiang Haiyan struggled, he still pressed Jiang Haiyan firmly, looked down at Jiang Haiyan under him, and asked with a slight frown, "Why do you hide from me?"

Jiang Haiyan continued to look around: "I can't avoid you, you think too much."

Shen Heqing pursed his lips: "You are obviously avoiding me."

"...No, too much brain supplementation is a disease, hurry up and take medicine!"

Jiang Haiyan gave a dry laugh and took the opportunity to struggle.

Shen Heqing frowned and said, "Why are you avoiding me..."

His eyes seemed a little aggrieved.

"...Because you don't want to mate with me?"

Jiang Haiyan: "..."