On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

This metaphor is so reasonable, he was speechless.

As an ancient ferocious beast that has lived for an unknown number of years, Jiang Haiyan certainly knows that there are cultivators in this world. To him, they are a group of lunatics who go against the sky...Of course, his own existence was originally It's against the sky, but although he knows the existence of cultivators, he hasn't dealt with them much.

Jiang Haiyan's impression of those cultivators was still hundreds of years ago.

At that time, there were many sects and factions in the world of comprehension, but they didn't interfere with each other, and never communicated with each other. He didn't expect that hundreds of years later, those group of comprehensionists would no longer form a mountain and go their own way, but would come together. , and even set up an alliance... Could it be that the group of cultivators also kept up with the pace of the times, followed the trend of globalization, and moved from scattered to integrated, from regional to global?

...OK, it's modern.

"However, the Alliance of Cultivators has not been established for a long time, so it's normal for you not to know about it," Shen He said calmly, "It's only been 20 years since I became a master, but I'm about the same age as the Alliance."

Jiang Haiyan came back to his senses, couldn't help raising his eyebrows and asked, "You said just now that you have a license to become a spirit from the Alliance of Cultivators? But aren't you a demon cultivator?"

With a straight face, Shen Heqing said seriously: "There are not only cultivators in the cultivator alliance, but also demon cultivators and ghost cultivators. It is said that hundreds of years ago, cultivators and demon cultivators and ghost cultivators were in the same situation, but the situation is very different now. It's the same, now that Taoism is weakening and spiritual energy is thin, demon cultivators are becoming more and more unscrupulous in order to cultivate, killing cultivators to seize treasures, killing ghosts to cultivate souls, killing demons to cultivate and seize inner alchemy, the world of comprehension has reached the most dangerous time, cultivators and demons cultivating ghosts Xiu had to unite..."

Although Jiang Haiyan was so adorable by Shen Heqing's serious expression, he couldn't help yawning after listening to the other side's rambling.

Seeing this, Shen Heqing stopped, and said coldly: "You need to buy a copy of "Modern History of the Realm of Cultivation."

Jiang Haiyan: "...What is that?"

"The required subjects for the alliance master license, other subjects include "Ancient History of the Cultivation World", "Modern History of the Cultivation World", "Human Language Level [-] Vocabulary", "Human Language Level [-] Vocabulary"..."

The corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched, and he hurriedly shouted to stop: "Stop, stop, I'm just an ignorant country glutton, don't embarrass me!"

The little hamster silently rolled his eyes.

"...By the way, according to what you said, the one in the black suit just now," Jiang Haiyan frowned slightly, "Is it the magician?"

Shen Heqing nodded: "That demon cultivator is a notorious demon cultivator hunter, and he is on the most wanted list of the alliance. I was unexpectedly attacked by him... Fortunately, he was also injured by me, and he should not be injured in the short term. Will attack others again."

"Fuck, I'm actually a serial killer," Jiang Haiyan patted his chest with lingering fear, "I'm a powerless war scum, what if he takes revenge on me?"

Shen He looked at Jiang Haiyan coldly, but didn't say anything.

Jiang Haiyan smiled brightly at Shen Heqing: "You just collected so much protection money from me, but remember to protect me well!"

Shen Heqing silently examined Jiang Haiyan for a moment, then he moved his little butt, and pointed to the computer screen with his paw: "Help me open the alliance forum."

"Fuck, there is a forum, so advanced?" Jiang Haiyan was amazed, and opened a webpage as Shen Heqing said.

Shen Heqing automatically and consciously climbed into the palm of his hand, directing him to enter the website with his little paw.

After Jiang Haiyan entered a string of URLs, a forum page popped up.

I saw nine big words on the homepage - "Official Forum of the Cultivator Alliance", and a line of small words below, welcome all fellow daoists to come and pour water.

After he entered Shen Heqing's ID and password on the login interface, he officially entered this forum. He glanced curiously, and saw that the homepage was divided into several large sections, the section for cultivators, the section for demon cultivators, the section for ghost cultivators, and the large section. There are many sub-sections under each section, such as the section for cultivation experience, the section for cultivating spiritual pets, the section for planting spiritual plants, and even the section for making friends in the same city, which made him amazed.

But what Jiang Haiyan was most concerned about was that at the top of the forum homepage, the name of the chief moderator——Dai Xiongmao was displayed.

And the profile picture of the chief moderator is a panda.

Jiang Haiyan was silent for a few seconds, then lowered his head and asked Shen Heqing: "Is the leader of the Cultivator Alliance a demon cultivator?"

"It's not the leader, it's the chairman," the little hamster said solemnly while lying in his palm, "The chairman of the Cultivator Alliance is indeed a demon cultivator, but we were democratically elected."

Jiang Haiyan: "...The original form of the chairman of the alliance is a panda?"

Shen Heqing nodded.

This national treasure must have become the chairman of the alliance by showing off its cuteness!

Jiang Haiyan nodded. After browsing the forum homepage, he posted a post according to Shen Heqing's instructions.

After posting the post, he kneaded the little hamster in his hand while reading the reply below the post.

"According to the information we provided, someone will take care of that demon cultivator," Shen Heqing moaned after being rubbed by Jiang Haiyan, his chubby body softened into a puddle, "...you don't have to worry."

Jiang Haiyan smiled: "Then I can rest assured."

Shen Heqing stared at him with his small black eyes for a while, then turned his head silently.

"...By the way, you just said that there are people from the alliance in the organizer of the Super Invincible Big Eater Competition?" Jiang Haiyan stared at the short and cute little tail behind the little hamster's buttocks, feeling itchy in his heart.

Shen Heqing snorted softly: "There are many goblins participating in the competition every year. Those little goblins who haven't obtained the permit to become elves may have some troubles. Of course, the alliance must send someone to watch."

"Could it be that the champions of previous competitions are not human?" Jiang Haiyan was shocked, as if he knew some terrible secret.

"That's not true," Shen He said calmly, "The goblins who are willing to let go to participate in the competition are just low-level goblins like ant demons, grasshoppers, and the like. What kind of strength can they have? Like tigers and lions in the form of ferocious beasts." Big demon, naturally disdain to participate in these competitions held by humans."

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin. Although he hadn't paid much attention to the Big Stomach King competition, since there are people from the league in the organizer, and nothing happened after so many sessions, maybe he can also consider participating in the first round ?After all, there is a bonus of 10 yuan if you win, and of course the most important thing is that you can eat and drink for nothing for a year...

He couldn't help drooling as he imagined all kinds of delicacies that might appear in the Big Eater Competition.

Before going to sleep, Jiang Haiyan built a soft bed with a towel next to her pillow, and said earnestly while grabbing the little hamster's short, round tail: "I will turn on the air conditioner at night, so I will help you if you catch a cold. You made a nest."

Shen Heqing tried to save his tail, but he tried hard for a long time to no avail, so he had no choice but to give up struggling, nestled listlessly on the towel, and rolled himself into a ball.

Jiang Haiyan was lying on the pillow, looking at the little hamster with round white flowers beside the pillow, he suddenly felt hungry again.

And Shen Heqing didn't know if he heard the gurgling sound in his stomach, and silently rounded himself up.

Simply a standard ball.

Jiang Haiyan gradually fell asleep.

He had a dream.

He dreamed that he was eating a delicious dish. This dish was unprecedentedly delicious. It was so delicious that he had never tasted it in so many years. It was so delicious that he almost swallowed his own tongue.

So when Jiang Haiyan woke up and opened his eyes, he found something fluffy in his mouth, and he quickly spit it out...

Then he was shocked to find that it was actually a wet little hamster.

Jiang Haiyan couldn't help but fell silent: "..."

Wait, that wet thing... looks like his saliva?

However, the next moment, he saw the wet little hamster slowly grow bigger, bigger, bigger again, and then turned into a beautiful naked man.

The author has something to say:

I prefer the hamster form of attack, so I will probably change back soon...

Gong: ...What a pain in the ass.