On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Ten minutes later, Shen Heqing peeled a dinosaur out of an apple.

However, this dinosaur is not so much cut out, it is better to say that it is assembled. The dinosaur head and dinosaur tail are carved out of facial features and scales by Shen Heqing's superb knife work, and then inserted into the dinosaur body with toothpicks, and the dinosaur body It is also made of apples that are cut into pieces and put together with toothpicks.

Looking at the finished product, Jiang Haiyan couldn't help applauding and exclaiming: "It's really amazing! This is definitely art!"

Lying on the hospital bed, Xiao Xianyou looked calm. He had gradually become numb from the initial shock.

After Jiang Haiyan was amazed, he quickly took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the dinosaur in 360 degrees from all angles. After taking the picture, he enthusiastically posted it on Weibo.

Since participating in the Super Invincible Big Eating King Competition, the number of fans on his Weibo has steadily increased. After he successfully qualified for the finals of the Super Invincible Big Eating King, his number of fans on Weibo has doubled. A little bit can break through a million. After all, he is considered an Internet celebrity now. As soon as this Weibo was posted, there were hundreds of comments in a few seconds.

Jiang Haiyan opened those comments with great interest, and many people were amazed-"Fuck! It's amazing! This god-like knife skill!" "666 is simply a work of art!" "Kneel to the big touch!"" Mom asked me why I was kneeling on the keyboard!"

Of course, there are also comments like this - "No matter how good-looking it is, don't you want to eat it in the end? Blogger, are you free?" It hurts, the appraisal is complete!"

In addition to these comments, many people are also asking Jiang Haiyan who the creator of the dinosaur is. Jiang Haiyan reposted his Weibo and commented: I will not tell you that this dinosaur is my pet. made.

Almost everyone knows that Jiang Haiyan raised a hamster recently, because he often posted all kinds of beautiful photos, cute photos, embarrassing photos on Weibo, and many fans were caught by a certain hamster The hamster circled the powder.

He posted this on Weibo for a while, and there were hundreds of comments immediately—"Food god, you are naughty again!" "What kind of pet is so smart? Give me a dozen!" "Actually, this is a male god." You can do it yourself! By the way, do you have any pets in your house? The kind who went to college and can carry buckets!"

Jiang Haiyan sighed, and said old-fashionedly: "Well, in this world, sometimes people may not believe the truth when they tell the truth."

Shen Heqing who just saw that Weibo: "..."

"Forget it, I'll eat mine, so they don't believe it!" Jiang Haiyan picked up the toothpick and was about to start eating, but suddenly remembered the big benefactor lying on the hospital bed, so he raised his head and winked at the benefactor, " do you want to eat?"

"Okay..." Xiao Xianyou was frightened for a long time. He hadn't eaten anything for almost a day. He was a little hungry at the moment. After being overwhelmed by the cold, he changed his words wittily in an instant, "...Ahem, I appreciate your kindness! But no need, I'm not hungry yet!"

Jiang Haiyan let out an "oh", and continued to browse Weibo while eating apples.

Shen Heqing withdrew his eyes, looked through the pile of snacks, found a can of pistachios, and asked Jiang Haiyan, "Do you want pistachios?"

Jiang Haiyan bit the apple and said vaguely: "...Eat."

Shen Heqing nodded, and began to help Jiang Haiyan peel the pistachios with his slender and beautiful fingers. His movements were quick and skillful, and he quickly peeled a bunch of pistachio kernels.

Seeing this, Jiang Haiyan couldn't help sighing silently in his heart, he really deserves to be a race that likes to eat nuts!

Xiao Xianyou lying on the hospital bed: "..."

He remembered that he was the rightful owner of this ward, right?

This pile of snacks and fruits was obviously bought for him by someone else!But he couldn't even eat a bite!

He is still hungry!

...However, he did not dare to open his mouth to protest.

Jiang Haiyan quickly finished eating the apples, and then he began to eat pistachios from Shen Heqing's palm.

He checked Weibo for a while, and soon found the news about Xiao Xianyou falling down the stairs while filming this morning. The marketing accounts of entertainment accounts, large and small, released all kinds of news. The ins and outs of the incident were rendered in a complicated and confusing manner, and all kinds of reasons were flying all over the sky, which added fuel to the already hyped supernatural incidents of the crew. Xiao Xianyou and other actors of the crew took turns to become popular searches on Weibo, including the crew's director.

The director’s apology video not long ago was reposted over and over again. After Xiao Xianyou fell from the building, his apology video was reposted. At first, only a few fans of the cast and crew scolded the director. After all, although the director Personal morality is bad, but it has a great impact on the crew. From the perspective of supporting idols, they dare not scold the director like others. But after Xiao Xianyou's fall, many fans of Xiao Xianyou immediately changed their positions and began to speak loudly. He scolded the director, which kind of meant that the reason why Xiao Xianyou fell from the building was caused by that director.

Xiao Xianyou's fans said with certainty: the supernatural incident on the crew must be related to the director, maybe it was caused by the ex-wife who was killed by the director. If it wasn't for the director who ran to hold a press conference and had such a disgusting attitude, they The male god wouldn't be so victimized that he stumbled and fell off the building, that director deserved to be struck by lightning!

They also tried to win over the fans of other cast members: If that director doesn't step down, next time it will probably be your god/goddess' turn to be unlucky!

Under the nationwide scolding war, the director of the film crew finally couldn't stand the scolding and closed Weibo comments, while his current wife emptied Weibo and said that she would quit Weibo.

Jiang Haiyan watched the excitement for a while, and soon finished eating a whole can of pistachios.

Shen Heqing rummaged through the pile of snacks, found a can of pecans, and continued to shell Jiang Haiyan.

"This group of paparazzi is really fast," Jiang Haiyan sighed while enjoying the service of her pets, "When I swiped Weibo, everything about us in front of the hospital was posted just now... They said your manager was playing big cards, and said Your bodyguard hit someone, tsk tsk."

Xiao Xianyou was very depressed: "... again forcibly splashing dirty water."

Jiang Haiyan clicked on a few pictures: "I seem to have taken a frontal photo of Shen Heqing and me... Then we are going to be popular? I'm not ready for an overnight celebrity! By the way, you are quite majestic, Your company actually sent so many bodyguards to protect you."

Xiao Xianyou shook his head: "Those bodyguards are not sent by my company, they are sent by Zheng Youqian."

Jiang Haiyan couldn't help but paused, and then he touched his chin: "Sent by Zheng Youqian? He has never been so kind to his own brother. Are you sure he really doesn't have a crush on you?"

"How is it possible?" Xiao Xianyou shook his head, "After all, I am the lead actor in the movie he invested in. If something goes wrong with me, he will probably lose a lot of money."

Jiang Haiyan shrugged, he lowered his head and checked Weibo again, but as soon as he refreshed it, he immediately found that all the previous gossip messages at the entrance of the hospital had disappeared.

He was a little puzzled, so he specifically clicked on the Weibo homepages of those entertainment accounts who had posted gossip about the hospital gate, and found that all their last Weibo posts had disappeared.

Could it be deleted?

After Jiang Haiyan told Xiao Xianyou about this, Xiao Xianyou paused for a moment, feeling a little dazed: "Maybe Zheng Youqian asked them to delete it. The Zheng family is so powerful and has a great status in the entertainment industry. I guess it's because I'm afraid This incident affects the reputation of the crew."

Jiang Haiyan touched his chin: "...Isn't he really in love with you?"

Xiao Xianyou directly rolled his eyes: "You have read too many novels by the domineering president."

Soon, an afternoon passed, and Jiang Haiyan almost ate the pile of snacks on the sofa.

"It's getting dark," Jiang Haiyan looked out the window and finished eating the last bag of potato chips, "It's almost time for us to go."

Xiao Xianyou, who had been watching Jiang Haiyan eating all afternoon: "..."

All his presents were eaten up!This guy was actually eating all afternoon!How much can you eat?He still looks like he's not satisfied?This guy has a black hole in his stomach, it must be like this!

Jiang Haiyan stood up and leaned against the window to have a look. From this place, he could just see the gate of the hospital: "Those reporters seem to have dispersed. It is estimated that Zheng Youqian sent someone to chase them away, but some reporters may be quietly lurking nearby. , just to be on the safe side, you should change your disguise."

Xiao Xianyou's eyes lit up instantly, and his tone was excited: "You want to help me change my appearance?"

Fuck!After living for more than [-] years, could it be that today he can see with his own eyes the Yi Rong Pill or Yi Rong Shu that are necessary for those legendary heroes to travel around the rivers and lakes and travel at home? !

Jiang Haiyan smiled slightly: "Of course."

After 10 minutes, Xiao Xianyou silently looked at himself in the mirror, and couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

The person in the mirror wears a wide-brimmed lotus leaf hat with a wig on his head, a pair of large wine red sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and a child with a cute pattern on the bandaged part below the bridge of the nose Mask, wearing a small floral dress...

Little floral dress...

dress.

Fuck, is this the fabled disguise?

This is it!

fall!

Jiang Haiyan on the side was very satisfied, he patted Xiao Xianyou's shoulder: "This skirt is really suitable for you! You see, the folds on this shoulder can just modify your too wide shoulders, and the waist design just outlines your You are different from the small waist of ordinary men, and the knee-length skirt just covers your thigh muscles and leg hair, which are slightly exaggerated compared to women... This outfit is simply perfect! If paparazzi can recognize it You, I will eat this skirt!"

Xiao Xianyou's tone was weak: "No need, but must I dress up as a woman?"

Jiang Haiyan spread his hands: "You also know how powerful those paparazzi are, especially those who specialize in stalking. Even if you change your clothes, they can recognize you from your body shape, but they will never think that you will be swayed in women's clothing."

Xiao Xianyou's tone suddenly became weaker: "If the paparazzi finds me wearing this outfit, then I'm done for." He could already imagine what the next day's entertainment headlines would say - "The well-known man in the entertainment circle The star is actually a female dress addict?!" "The popular little fresh meat is suspected of being possessed by a female ghost and goes out wearing women's clothes!" "Men also love girls' clothes, and the new generation of male stars have lost their masculinity!"

"Don't worry, it won't happen," Jiang Haiyan comforted Xiao Xianyou, "I promise you won't be able to recognize your current appearance even when your mother is here."

Xiao Xianyou: "..."

After a while, he gritted his teeth and made up his mind: "The skirt is the skirt! Let's go!" Compared with his little life, what is morality?

In addition to Xiao Xianyou, Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing were also planning to change their outfits, but when they came, they only wanted to help Xiao Xianyou bring a set of women's clothes, and they didn't bring any extra clothes. After all, they didn't expect that the hospital gate was actually surrounded With so many reporters, they broke in from the group of reporters just now, and many reporters must have remembered their looks.

Fortunately, Xiao Xianyou brought a change of clothes. Of course, to be precise, his manager brought them here for him. Ren Jijing is obviously a very good manager. He brought Xiao Xianyou's change of clothes shortly after Xiao Xianyou was hospitalized. Personal items are packed and brought to the hospital, which is very considerate.

Jiang Haiyan opened Xiao Xianyou's suitcase and looked, and was speechless. The suitcase was filled with all kinds of clothes, there were more than a dozen or twenty sets, and he just lived in a hospital. Isn't this too exaggerated?

Seeing Jiang Haiyan's stunned expression, Xiao Xianyou touched his nose and explained: "When I'm in the hospital, many people will come to see me, and there may be reporters sneaking in. Of course, I must maintain my best condition at all times."

"Doesn't the hospital have patient gowns?"

"It doesn't look good," Xiao Xianyou shrugged. "This hospital doesn't force patients to wear hospital gowns. Many people wear their own clothes. I'm a big star, so I can't wear hospital gowns."

Jiang Haiyan rummaged through Xiao Xianyou's suitcase silently. This guy really deserved to be a popular little fresh meat. The clothes in the suitcase were all kinds of trendy and famous brands, which were very flamboyant and low-key. He rummaged through it for a long time. Only then did he find two slightly more low-key T-shirts, and then threw one of them to Shen Heqing.

Just as Shen Heqing caught the T-shirt, he saw Jiang Haiyan began to take off his clothes carelessly. He paused, turned his head quickly, and then glanced at Xiao Xianyou indifferently.

Xiao Xianyou understood, and immediately raised his head to look at the ceiling.

After both Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing changed their clothes, they grabbed each other's hair and changed their hairstyles. After finishing everything, the three left Xiao Xianyou's ward.

When they arrived at the gate of the hospital smoothly, the reporters who blocked the gate of the hospital had already left, but there were many vans and cars with tightly closed windows parked around the hospital. .

Xiao Xianyou lowered his head subconsciously, but when he saw the fluttering skirt under his knees, he immediately gained confidence. What was he afraid of?Even his mother can't recognize him now!

So he immediately held his head high, stepped on a pair of high heels and strutted past the car.

After the three of them walked a few hundred meters smoothly, Xiao Xianyou raised his hand to stop a taxi.

Soon, a taxi stopped.

"Driver, please go to Linyi Road." Xiao Xianyou tried his best to hold his voice.

The taxi driver seemed to be a chatterbox. He looked Xiao Xianyou up and down, and quickly started talking: "Sister, do you have a cold? Why is your throat so hoarse?"

Xiao Xianyou gave a dry laugh: "Yes, the weather has been a bit changeable recently."

"Then you should be more careful! The body is the capital of the revolution!"

After the three of them got into the car, the driver said again: "Are you sure you want to go to Linyi Road? It's been haunted recently! We drivers don't dare to go there at night now. If you must go, I can only go there. Let you down at the last intersection, don’t you want to go on an adventure? Then I advise you, don’t go!”

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows: "Oh, why do you say that?"

The driver tutted and said, "Isn't it being circulated everywhere on Weibo now? There is a crew filming on Linyi Road, and there is a supernatural incident, and during the day, a star fell down the stairs for no reason. , that star is very popular recently, my daughter is only in elementary school, and I really like that star..."

"And ah," the driver suddenly lowered his voice, and said mysteriously, "I had a buddy who saw it with his own eyes..."

"Seeing a ghost with your own eyes?" Xiao Xianyou swallowed in fright.

"That's not true," the driver continued to say mysteriously, "Two days ago, a buddy of mine drove a very courageous guest to Linyi Road. The guest seemed to be a college student from a nearby university, so he insisted on going to Linyi Road. No matter how much my buddies persuaded him to go on an adventure with the haunted crew, he had no choice but to send him there.”

"Later, my buddy was afraid that something might happen to that person, and he was also a little curious at the time, so he quietly drove the car and waited at the nearby intersection," the driver lowered his voice, "After a while, I saw that college student running out. While screaming 'there is a ghost!' 'there is a ghost!'... My buddy was frightened and drove away in a hurry."

"What happened next?" Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin, glanced at Xiao Xianyou who was stunned beside him, and continued to ask the driver.

The driver shrugged his shoulders: "My buddy ran away in fright, and I don't know what happened to that college student, but he told us never to go to Linyi Road at night... you are also going to explore Bar?"

"Of course not," Jiang Haiyan smiled slightly, "We are here to see a friend who lives nearby."

"That's good, I didn't say it, the incident on Linyi Road is too evil!" The driver clicked his tongue twice, "The hanging wire broke again, and he fell down the stairs. I think it must be the fault of that director. His wife who was killed by him turned into a female ghost and came to seek revenge on him! Everyone else was unlucky because of him, and the star my daughter liked was too unlucky! You said that if he was disfigured, this It will be ruined forever!"

Xiao Xianyou nodded with concern.

Although the chattering driver was chattering, he still drove very fast, and the three of them arrived at their destination soon.

After getting out of the car, Xiao Xianyou swallowed nervously, and silently shrank away from Jiang Haiyan.

This intersection is still some distance away from Linyi Road, but there are very few pedestrians on the street. I don’t know if it was affected by the rumor of the supernatural incident on Linyi Road. Even many nearby shops and stalls closed early. It's closed.

The three set off towards Linyi Road. Xiao Xianyou was so nervous that he did not dare to leave Jiang Haiyan for more than one meter. Shen Heqing was also close to Jiang Haiyan. Aim at the kebab stand.

Ten minutes later, the two walked to Linyi Road. The more they walked towards the filming location of the film crew, the more they could feel the streets around them getting deserted. After walking a certain distance, many shops on both sides of the road had already closed early. up.

When Xiao Xianyou came here during the day, he didn't have any adverse reactions other than a little trepidation in his heart, but when he came at night, he was so scared that even his legs were a little weak. If it wasn't for the presence of the "Master", He was so frightened that he turned around and ran away.

Soon, the three of them arrived at the filming location of the crew. This is the real silence, without even a little movement.

Jiang Haiyan took out his mobile phone from his pocket, turned on the flashlight function, then walked a few steps forward and found that the door was locked.

Xiao Xianyou was so frightened that his tone was a little trembling: "Just, just go in like this? No, don't you prepare something? Dog blood? Chicken blood? Glutinous rice? Boy urine? Black donkey hooves?"

"Aren't the black donkey's hooves used for going to the grave?" Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows, and hooked his fingers in Xiao Xianyou's direction.

Xiao Xianyou swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "What, what are you doing? Let me go over? I won't go over even if I die!"

"I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about behind your back." Jiang Haiyan smiled.

Xiao Xianyou was so frightened that he almost burst into tears: "Behind me..."

His whole body stiffened instantly, but he subconsciously turned around...

why?

Why is his body suddenly out of control? !

When Xiao Xianyou finally turned around, he saw behind him... Shen Heqing with an expressionless face.

Shen He said calmly: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Haiyan knocked on the lock on the door with his knuckles: "The door is locked, I won't open it, come here."

Shen Heqing walked over obediently.

It took Xiao Xianyou a while to react: "..."

Fuck!He will be scared to death before he goes in!

He quickly patted his chest to suppress his shock, and when he calmed down, the door over there had already opened.

"Okay." Shen Heqing put down his hand.

Jiang Haiyan nodded, turned around and walked inside.

Xiao Xianyou: "..."

and many more?

What the hell!

What happened just now? !

Did his memory drop frames?

Seeing Jiang Haiyan and Shen Heqing walking towards the door without the slightest hesitation, Xiao Xianyou froze for a moment, hesitating very much, just when he faintly retreated in his heart, suddenly, he felt a gust of cold wind coming from behind. blow...

Xiao Xianyou jumped up in fright, and quickly ran towards the two people in front.

Don't leave him here alone!Whether it's a horror movie, a horror game or a horror novel, once a character other than the protagonist is placed, it's a tragedy!