On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Xia Jing scratched the back of his head, blushed and said, "Congratulations."

"But it's not the master," Jiang Haiyan added calmly, "it's the pet."

Xia Jing: "...???"

He hesitated to ask something, but the next moment, the crab spirit appeared again.

As soon as Xie Pang walked out of the examination room, he saw his Xiao Xiajing standing together with the person who made him subconsciously afraid and had a good conversation. The alarm bell sounded in his heart. He immediately walked over in three steps at a time, opened his arms Her face was tensely in front of Xia Jing, like an old hen protecting her chicks.

"I warn you, don't get close to Xiaojing!"

"Brother Xie..." Xia Jing hurriedly pulled the corner of Xie Pang's clothes, "Don't do this."

Jiang Haiyan shrugged, turned around and left, the voices of the two goblins still came from behind him.

"Brother Xie, don't do this, he is not a bad person."

"How can a bad guy write the words 'I am a bad guy' on his face?"

"But he's really not a bad guy!"

"...Let's not talk about this, how did you do in the exam?"

"I think I can do well in the literary test, but I'm afraid that the martial test is too difficult..."

"This year's topic is a little easier than last year, and I am confident that I will be able to pass this year!"

"Thank you brother, come on!"

……

Most of the candidates around were also chatting about the exam papers, and some even checked the questions.

"The chairman of the first Cultivator Alliance is Dai Xiongmao!"

"Is it him?! I made a mistake!"

"Are you stupid? The Alliance of Cultivators has only had one chairman since its establishment!"

"Woooooo, I just became a spirit, I don't know how long..."

"Which is the number one sect in the cultivation world today?"

"Isn't it Penglaizong?"

"Penglai sect? It's not the Kunlun sect!"

"Fellow Daoist, how many years ago is the old Huangli of the Kunlun Sect?"

"So that's how it is. I've been in seclusion for many years, but I don't know the changes in the world. This made friends laugh."

"After getting the questions right all the way, I was wrong more than half! Woohoo! I'm going to die again this time!"

"Don't be discouraged! What if you score particularly high in the martial arts test?"

"But the previous martial arts exams for the Alliance Mastery License Examination are very difficult! I almost failed last year!"

"What if it's very simple this time? It's still possible!"

Jiang Haiyan calmly walked around the group of goblins who had just walked out of the exam and were anxious to answer questions, and walked straight out.

When he returned to the front hall according to his memory, there were no candidates in the front hall, but there were two people who surprised him—Zhu Lanhe and the chairman of the alliance, Dai Xiongmao, seemed to be chatting side by side. , with a serious expression.

When he noticed that a candidate was coming, Dai Xiongmao raised his head and glanced in Jiang Haiyan's direction. After a short pause, he smiled at Jiang Haiyan.

Jiang Haiyan paused, and then smiled at Dai Xiongmao.

Dai Xiongmao nodded, then turned and left, but Zhu Lanhe walked towards Jiang Haiyan.

"How did you do on the exam?" He asked with a smile, his concern was very natural.

Jiang Haiyan was a little puzzled, but he still said modestly: "That's it. Although the topic is a bit difficult, I am smarter."

Zhu Lanhe was stunned for a moment, and was a little dumbfounded: "Then I wish you a smooth pass for this exam."

Jiang Haiyan blinked, and pretended to say unintentionally: "By the way, just now Dai Xiong... What was Chairman Dai talking to you? Why is his expression so serious? Could it be that someone cheated in this exam?"

"That's not true," Zhu Lanhe shook his head and smiled, "Actually, it's nothing, maybe you've heard that the black-scaled mermaids are going to marry the silver-scaled mermaids, but on the eve of the wedding But that black-scaled merman ran away... The patriarch of the black-scaled merman entrusted a mission to the Alliance of Cultivators, hoping to find the black-scaled merman who escaped marriage. Currently, it is reported that the black-scaled merman is very It is possible that he escaped to the area of ​​City G, and I happen to live in City G, so the chairman asked me to pay more attention."

Jiang Haiyan rubbed his chin: "That black-scaled mermaid just escaped from a marriage, so why is he mobilizing so many people?"

Zhu Lanhe gave a wry smile: "If it's just escaping from marriage, that's fine. Since ancient times, mermaids have rarely come ashore. Most mermaids are naturally hostile to mortals, even the most gentle-natured silver-scaled mermaids. Not to mention the ferocious black-scaled merman, if that black-scaled merman comes ashore and kills mortals, killing innocent people indiscriminately, causing panic among mortals, it will be troublesome, and the alliance must find a way to solve it."

"So that's how it is," Jiang Haiyan suddenly realized, "It's not easy for you."

Zhu Lanhe smiled noncommittally: "I'm afraid I will trouble you to pay more attention then."

"Oh, it's easy to do," Jiang Haiyan asked casually, "If I can provide you with the clue of the black scale shark, what benefits can I get?"

Zhu Lanhe smiled and said: "The silver-scaled merman family is willing to provide a hundred merman beads, the black-scaled merman family is willing to provide a hundred hu-man beads, and the alliance is willing to provide 20 human currency."

shit...

... 20? ! !

Jiang Haiyan's eyes lit up instantly: "Don't worry! I will definitely try my best to help you pay attention!"

Zhu Lanhe paused, then smiled and said, "Then I will be in trouble, Fellow Daoist."

Jiang Haiyan smiled calmly, but when he turned around, he was instantly ecstatic.

20 million!

How many meals is enough for 20? !

20 is enough for him to buy how many teething sticks for his little hamster? !

no!Be calm!Be calm!Be reserved!

Jiang Haiyan took a deep breath, and the next moment, he began to plan what to buy with the 20...

And when he was thinking about it, the rest of the candidates had almost arrived, and after a while, the more than 1000 candidates returned to the uninhabited island under the leadership of the guide, and were quickly sent back one by one by the teleportation array original location.

When Jiang Haiyan returned home, he immediately keenly smelled the smell of food coming from the kitchen, so he sniffed and walked towards the kitchen.

Shen Heqing was wearing that pink apron, quickly and skillfully flipping the chicken wings in the pot. His expression was extremely serious and his eyes were so focused that Jiang Haiyan was stunned for a moment.

Noticing Jiang Haiyan's return, Shen Heqing looked up at Jiang Haiyan and asked, "How did you do in the exam?"

Jiang Haiyan chuckled: "It's okay, how about making chicken wings?"

Shen Heqing nodded: "Go and wash your hands first, you can eat right away."

"I love you the most!"

Jiang Haiyan was moved, and stepped forward to hook Shen Heqing's neck. Seeing a hot kiss was about to fall on Shen Heqing's face again, Shen Heqing covered his face with the other hand first.

So Jiang Haiyan gave a "paw" and kissed the back of Shen Heqing's hand.

Jiang Haiyan was wondering why the tactile sensation seemed a little wrong, but when he looked up, he realized that it was Shen Heqing's back that he kissed, and was suddenly sad: "You despise me..." My little pet actually dares to despise him as its master!It's just the opposite!

Shen Heqing put down his hands, and said flatly: "Men and men can kiss each other."

"I haven't seen anything on your body, so why bother?" Jiang Haiyan didn't care, "I even touched your balls." Although he touched Shen Heqing's original form.

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and argued, "That's different."

"What's the difference? I'm your master, so it's normal to ask you to warm my bed." Jiang Haiyan smiled evilly, reaching out to pick Shen Heqing's chin, "Come on, give me a kiss for master."

Shen Heqing avoided Jiang Haiyan's hand, he raised his eyes to look at Jiang Haiyan: "Could it be that your previous master asked you to warm his bed?"

The corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched immediately: "How is it possible, we are a pure male-male relationship."

"Then why do you keep thinking about him?" Shen Heqing asked.

Jiang Haiyan was stunned for a moment, and after a while, he smiled helplessly: "Isn't it normal to miss old love?"

Shen Heqing stared closely at Jiang Haiyan's eyes, and after a while, he seemed to inadvertently ask: "How many years have you been together?"

"I can't remember clearly," Jiang Haiyan blinked, "Hundreds of years..."

"Hundreds of years……"

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes, and after a long time, he said lightly: "Go and wash your hands, get ready to eat."

Jiang Haiyan sniffed, and his expression suddenly changed: "Something seems to be mushy!"

The two of them looked down, and saw that the vegetables that Shen Heqing had just cooked in the wok...was mushy.

Shen Heqing paused for a moment, then he quickly reached out to turn off the fire, and then as if nothing had happened, he dumped the charred chicken wings in the pot into the trash can beside him.

Jiang Haiyan looked regretful: "My favorite chicken wings..."

Shen He said calmly: "I'll do it for you tomorrow."

"you are the best!"

Subconsciously, Jiang Haiyan wanted to hug Shen Heqing's neck again, but thinking of Shen Heqing's resistance just now, he forcefully suppressed the urge and went to wash his hands embarrassingly.

Shen Heqing watched Jiang Haiyan's leaving back, stood silently for a while, and then slowly took off the apron on his body.

When Jiang Haiyan was sitting in the living room waiting for dinner, he took out his mobile phone and checked Weibo. Soon, he found several gossip Weibo posts about the entertainment industry. After a closer look, they were all related to the supernatural incident of Xiao Xianyou's crew. related.

After all, Xiao Xianyou is the most popular young meat in the entertainment industry nowadays. Even a Weibo post has tens of thousands of retweets and tens of thousands of comments every minute. There are many brain-dead fans. His every move involves tens of millions of fans, including the media reporters and paparazzi. Suddenly, such a supernatural event, which is very gimmicky at first glance, broke out in his crew, which naturally attracted many entertainment marketing accounts on Weibo to forward it first. One by one, they invited the so-called "crew insiders" to break the news. They also talked about their noses and eyes one by one, so this story was spread to ten, ten to hundreds... It quickly got fermented, and in just a few days, "Xiao Xianyou's crew's haunting incident" has been published several times Weibo headlines, with more than hundreds of millions of views, almost everyone knows about it.

Xiao Xianyou's crew originally wanted to suppress this matter, but now they couldn't suppress it anymore, so they simply ignored it, and just took this opportunity to gain the audience's attention to this drama, and maybe they can achieve something. The achievement of the first fire.

In the past few days, all kinds of rumors have been floating around, and there are all kinds of theories, each of which seems to be well-founded, but soon a new one will come out to slap the face, and the whole Weibo seems to be filled with slapstick the voice of the face.

Almost everyone in the crew was pulled out eight times, including the leading actor Xiao Xianyou, the leading actress and supporting actress, the supporting actor's director and screenwriter assistant...including the aunt who was in charge of sweeping the floor and a dog who played Xiao Xianyou's dog.

Dog: ... woof woof? !

This eight is a disaster. As the leading actor, Xiao Xianyou bears the brunt of it. He has been wiped out from his debut to now, including the scandals he has passed on, the jokes he has made, and all kinds of things he himself has. I can't wait for the black history of the explosion in place, and I almost stripped my underwear. This stripping naturally revealed the incident of Xiao Xianyou's fans jumping off the building and the serial car accident. Many people immediately pointed the finger at Xiao Xianyou. Xianyou swears that the crew must be haunted because of Xiao Xianyou's innocent and tragic death who came to take revenge.

Of course, there are also many fans of Xiao Xianyou's dark or opponents, who fished in troubled waters, made trouble, and took the opportunity to blackmail and step on one's foot.

Of course, Xiao Xianyou is not the target of public criticism. Apart from him, the heroine and supporting actress of the crew also took the opportunity to pick up a lot of black material. Xing, the mistress was pregnant, and her first partner was forced to leave the house. Later, she got depression and died of depression not long ago.

As soon as the film director's incident broke out, it immediately became a public accusation, attracting almost all hatred. After all, Xiao Xianyou's two incidents were innocent, but the director did it himself. In the meantime, all the people who had gossip about the supernatural events of this crew started to focus on the director and his mistress again, saying that the haunting of the crew must be revenge from the director's original partner. The incident continued to heat up. Suddenly, the whole Weibo was filled with gunpowder .

Jiang Haiyan refreshed Weibo again, and soon posted the latest progress of the crew's supernatural events——

The director of this movie came out with his wife to apologize. The two held a press conference and apologized tearfully at the press conference. The director said with red eyes that he knew that he was sorry for the original partner. Donated 200 million, hoping to get the forgiveness of the original spouse's family members, and everyone's forgiveness, and stop harassing him and his family, and his wife also burst into tears, and even burst into tears when she was excited.

This short video, which was only a few minutes long, was quickly reposted by hundreds of thousands, and many people reposted it while scolding, bah, who doesn't know that your assets are hundreds of millions, and who did you send 200 million to? Can 200 million buy a life?You will have retribution sooner or later!It's not that I didn't report, it's not time yet!Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, the way of heaven is like reincarnation, if you don’t believe me, look up, who is bypassed by the sky!

Jiang Haiyan was enjoying the gossip, but suddenly heard Shen Heqing's indifferent voice: "It's time to eat."

Only then did he realize that he quickly put down his cell phone, and was about to take the chopsticks from Shen Heqing's hand, but Shen Heqing didn't let go, and he couldn't help looking up at Shen Heqing in wonder.

Shen Heqing grabbed the chopsticks and asked Jiang Haiyan expressionlessly: "I don't even care about the meal, who are you chatting with?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked her eyes: "No, it's just entertainment gossip, it's about Xiao Xianyou's crew being haunted...it seems to be a big mess right now."

Only then did Shen Heqing let go of his hand, and said lightly: "Don't play with your phone while eating."

Jiang Haiyan snorted: "I am serious when I eat!" Shen Heqing actually dared to think that he was not serious about eating, this is simply questioning Taotie's self-cultivation!

Shen He smiled lightly.

"By the way, what do you think about Xiao Xianyou's crew being haunted?" Jiang Haiyan remembered that Xiao Xianyou had come to ask him before, and couldn't help biting the tip of his chopsticks to ask Shen Heqing's opinion.

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes: "Why do you care about him so much?"

"It's not that I care about him, it's just that he came to ask me before," Jiang Haiyan shrugged, "You also know that if a little fat sheep like him is not slaughtered, he might as well kill him hard."

Shen Heqing was silent for a while, and then said lightly: "Even if it is really haunted, it must not be some evil spirit, the method is too childish, at most it is some little ghost."

"Hey, heroes see the same thing, I thought so before," Jiang Haiyan said while putting a chicken leg in his bowl, "If it's an evil spirit, it's too weak, and it's only so weak after tossing for so long. It's a small trick, but such a small trick can cause a lot of trouble in the city, and it's quite powerful."

Jiang Haiyan sighed, and suddenly remembered something, and quickly asked Shen Heqing: "By the way, have you heard about the incident of the black-scaled merman running away from marriage?"

Shen Heqing nodded: "I heard it a little bit."

"Then do you have any news? I heard that the Alliance is offering a reward of 20! 20!" Jiang Haiyan became excited as he spoke.

However, Shen Heqing shook his head: "Only rumors say that he might be in City G." City G is a coastal city with a vast area and a large population. Being able to transform into a human form, it is easier for a half-human, half-fish creature like a mermaid to transform into a human form, and it is definitely more natural than most demon cultivators. The only difference between them and humans is probably their more beautiful appearance.

"Remember to pay attention to it from now on, this is 20 yuan!" Jiang Haiyan warned Shen Heqing seriously.

Shen Heqing nodded.

Jiang Haiyan wanted to say something else, but at this moment, his phone rang suddenly. He didn't want to pay attention to it. After all, for Taotie, eating is more important than anything in the world. When he glanced at Xiao Xianyou's phone screen, After the name, he paused, and finally answered the phone reluctantly.

"Grandmaster!"

It is still Xiao Xianyou's iconic exaggerated loud voice.

Jiang Haiyan narrowed his eyes slightly: "What's the matter?" Dare to disturb Taotie's eating, the consequences will be very serious!

"Master!" Xiao Xianyou wailed, "Master! Something is wrong! I'm in the hospital!"

Jiang Haiyan paused: "What's wrong?"

"Today I was going to shoot a chase scene between me and the heroine. The heroine was running in front, and I was chasing behind. I had to pass a flight of stairs on the way, but when I went down the stairs, I rolled down the stairs..." Xiao Xianyou Frustrated, he said, "And I'm still on my face. Not only am I disfigured now, but the bridge of my nose is also broken."

Jiang Haiyan imagined the scene for a while, and quickly suppressed his smile: "Why are you so careless?"

"What carelessness! I was pushed down, okay?!" Xiao Xianyou suddenly became angry, "Do you know how important a face is to an actor? This is the guy I eat! How could I be so Careless! I was very careful when I went down the stairs!"

"...was pushed down?" Jiang Haiyan frowned, "What's going on?"

"I don't know either. At that time, I was running down the stairs normally, and then I didn't know why, I suddenly felt a strong force behind me, which pushed me down the stairs at once. Running down the stairs, I fell face-to-face immediately. After landing, I passed out for a few seconds. When I woke up, I got up and saw that my nose was warm. When I touched it, it was full of nosebleeds, which scared the baby to death! "Xiao Xianyou said with lingering fear.

"But the scariest thing was yet to come. After I fell, other crew members called an ambulance for me. While waiting for the ambulance to arrive, I asked them if they saw who pushed me down. People say they never saw anyone behind me! What the hell!"

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows: "Oh? So, is it really a ghost?"

"It must be a ghost!" Xiao Xianyou said firmly, "I looked back immediately after getting up, and there was no one on the stairs, and I didn't hear any footsteps running away. The shelter is bare, if someone pushes me on the stairs, so many staff members under the stairs will definitely see it, unless that person is invisible, it must be a ghost!"

Soon, he changed the subject: "Master! It's been a few days, have you finished your preparations? If you don't come, I don't know how long I can last... Fortunately, this time it's just a broken nose. Maybe not so lucky! Master! You must help me!"

Jiang Haiyan looked up at Shen Heqing, and then said in an unfathomable tone: "Don't worry, everything is ready, I only owe Dongfeng, when you are discharged from the hospital, I will go to you."

Xiao Xianyou was overjoyed when he heard the first half of Jiang Haiyan's sentence, but he became anxious after hearing the second half: "Why do you have to wait until I'm discharged from the hospital? Can't it be now!"

"Aren't you in the hospital now? Don't you want to go to the crew with a disfigured face to play with your body?" Jiang Haiyan said while eating chicken legs, "The scope of that ghost's troubles is only in the crew, maybe It's an earthbound spirit."

"Early death and early rebirth... Bah! The sooner this matter can be resolved, the better, I won't be able to let go if I don't resolve it for a day," Xiao Xianyou said anxiously, "Master, I'll take you to the set tonight! "

"So anxious? Well, saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda," Jiang Haiyan patted his chest on the phone, "I'll take care of this! Just wait! I'll come to rescue you right away !"

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Haiyan picked up the chopsticks and picked up a big chicken leg.

Shen Heqing raised his head and glanced at Jiang Haiyan: "Aren't you in a hurry to save someone?"

Jiang Haiyan said seriously: "Saving people is nothing more important than eating for me."

Hearing the words, Shen Heqing thought it made sense, so he put another piece of braised pork in Jiang Haiyan's bowl: "Eat more."

"Yeah, it's delicious, your craftsmanship has improved again!"