On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye, a few days passed.

In the past few days, Jiang Haiyan has been reading and endorsing books almost every day. Shen Heqing is an extremely strict teacher. If Jiang Haiyan makes a slight mistake, he will be punished for copying. The copy was almost broken, and the whole beast had nothing to love.

But under Shen Heqing's hell-style teaching mode, Jiang Haiyan made rapid progress, and his learning progress improved by leaps and bounds. Now he has read those thick books several times, and he has almost explored the corresponding knowledge points and test points. I even want to show my skills in the examination room a little eagerly.

On the night before the essay test for the alliance's proficient license exam, Jiang Haiyan received a call from Qin Nianxiao.

A few days ago when the two were still living in the same room, they exchanged mobile phone numbers, but Jiang Haiyan had never called Qin Nianxiao, and today was the first time Qin Nianxiao called Jiang Haiyan. After all, no matter what they said now They are still competitors... Although Jiang Haiyan didn't take Qin Nianxiao seriously at all.

On the phone, Qin Nian smiled confidently and said: "Scholar will be impressed for three days! I have been conducting secret training for the past few days! Now I am not what I used to be, I am not what I used to be, Don't underestimate me, and don't take it lightly, I'm just waiting for the final to compete with you!"

Jiang Haiyan chuckled: "Oh, I'm looking forward to that day."

Qin Nian, who was still full of confidence, became vigilant when he heard Jiang Haiyan's seemingly indifferent voice. Why is Jiang Haiyan so confident?Did Jiang Haiyan also conduct some secret training?He is not someone who likes to beat around the bush, so he asked directly: "Why are you not afraid at all? Did you also carry out some secret training?"

Jiang Haiyan felt hopeless and said, "Yes."

"What secret training?" Qin Nian subconsciously answered with a smile.

"Since it's a secret training, how can I tell you?" Besides, even if he told Qin Nianxiao, Qin Nianxiao would definitely not believe it... Could it be that he was going to tell Qin Nianxiao that his secret training was just a good job? study?

Qin Nian smiled confidently and said, "...Anyway, I will know when the time comes! It will not be so easy for you to win the championship in this competition! You have to ask me first!"

Jiang Haiyan raised his eyebrows: "Then you have to work harder, if you lose before you meet me, then I won't be able to see the results of your secret training, but it's not so easy for you to win the championship, ask Have you ever met your male god?" The nine contestants who successfully entered the finals, except for Zhu Lanhe, the big boss, the remaining eight were divided into two groups, and the first three rounds were all knockout rounds within the same group , once eliminated in the first three rounds, they will naturally not be eligible to enter the finals, and Jiang Haiyan and Qin Nian laughed and said that they were assigned to different groups by coincidence, which means that they don't have to kill each other for the time being.

When hearing the first half of Jiang Haiyan's words, Qin Nianxiao originally wanted to boo Jiang Haiyan's overconfidence, but after hearing Jiang Haiyan's last sentence, he immediately burst into tears. It is not easy for Jiang Haiyan to win the championship, and neither is he easy!For the balance of the competition, although the organizer has set up a rule that the results of previous championships will not be included in the new championship file, they still invite Zhu Lanhe to participate in the competition. In my heart, Zhu Lanhe is the champion, and even if other people win the championship, it is not worthy of the name. They will think that these champions are not won by strength, but by rules.

People can't control the rules, but the rules can't control people's hearts either.

The second champion, Mo Kuang, and the third champion, Shu Zigui, knew that the results of the previous champions do not count, but they still came to participate in the Super Invincible Big Eater, because they knew that in the eyes of most people, their champions were not worthy of the name. , in order to prove their strength, they can only continue to participate in the competition. Only after defeating Zhu Lanhe, they will no longer bear so many doubts.

But is it so easy to defeat Zhu Lanhe?If it were really that easy, there wouldn't be so many people falling under his suit pants one after another, making him the uncrowned king of three consecutive championships. Zhu Lanhe's strength is so strong that it is almost terrifying. Some people say that his stomach It's like an unfathomable hell, so his title is "Devil King", and Mo Kuang and Shu Zigui, who are shrouded in Zhu Lanhe's shadow, won the championship but did not get the approval of many fans. Known as the "curse of the devil".

Qin Nian smiled when he thought that there was a big devil on his way to the championship, and that big devil was still his male god, and his whole body froze immediately: "Please don't mention it!" If he ended up falling under his male god's suit pants, Even if he wins the championship, he probably won't get the approval of many fans. How meaningful is such a championship after he wins it?I didn't see that even if Mo Kuang and Shu Zigui won the championship, they had to come to participate in the competition again, just to break the "curse of the devil".

"Don't be silly, go back and improve yourself!" Jiang Haiyan was also beaten hard by Shen Heqing, and he caught someone who could hit him and hit him mercilessly. After hitting Qin Nian with a smile, he comforted him again A few words, "But don't give up hope too early, what if you accidentally get lucky and win your male god? After all, there are many accidents in the game, and anything can happen."

Qin Nian asked with a sullen smile, "For example?"

"For example, you accidentally opened up Ren Du's second channel?"

Qin Nian smiled: "Can you say something more reliable?"

"For example, your male god accidentally ate his stomach?"

Qin Nian smiled: "...then I'd better pray that I can suddenly open up the second vein of Ren and Du."

Although Zhu Lanhe is also an actor, he is also a professional big eater. He often participates in various big eater competitions and related variety shows. He also has professional training teachers and nutritionists. He eats what he eats every day All must be strictly controlled, and the possibility of eating a bad stomach is so slim that it can be ignored.

"Don't be too arrogant," Qin Nianxiao suddenly snorted heavily, "You have Shu Zigui and Mo Kuang in your group. These two are the champions of the previous two competitions. Although they are not as good as my male god, they are equally strong. Don't underestimate it, don't kneel down without even making it to the finals!"

Jiang Haiyan smiled lightly: "Don't worry, I won't kneel even if you kneel."

"You can be arrogant now! See you in the finals if you have the ability!"

"Then see you in the finals."

Even if he is in the same group as the previous two champions, will Jiang Haiyan be afraid?He wasn't even afraid of Zhu Lanhe, let alone two human beings.

Although he has now been reduced to the point where he has to rely on performing arts for a living, he still has the dignity of a beast!

Jiang Haiyan just hung up the phone, when he looked up, he saw Shen Heqing who was expressionless.

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

Shen He said calmly: "...the exam is coming up tomorrow, what are you doing? Have you finished reading the book? Have you finished copying the [-] times of punishment?"

Jiang Haiyan, who was still high-spirited just now, suddenly froze, and he said weakly: "Five hundred times are too many, my hands hurt..."

"Don't act like a baby," Shen He said coldly, "Do you still have the dignity of a beast?"

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

His pets are amazing!How dare he murder his master!Did Shen Heqing take him as his master seriously? !

"If I don't finish copying, I won't have food tonight," Shen Heqing said calmly, but he took out his trump card, "After copying five hundred times, show it to me. Only after reading it can we serve dinner."

Naturally, Jiang Haiyan didn't dare to offend his own cook, so he could only swallow his sad tears back into his stomach: "Okay! I'll finish copying it right away!"

After Jiang Haiyan finished copying these five hundred times, the smell of food was already coming from the living room. He sniffed, obediently took the notebook, and ran to the living room to find Shen Heqing.

Shen Heqing was wearing a pink apron, and was walking out of the kitchen with a plate of dishes.

Looking at the sumptuous meal on the table, Jiang Haiyan's unhappiness just now disappeared, and Shen Heqing took Jiang Haiyan's copy and read it five hundred times, and nodded, which is considered to be approval.

Jiang Haiyan breathed a sigh of relief, although his hands were sore from copying, but in front of a large table of big meals, what is sore hands?In a moment of excitement, he stretched out his hand and hooked Shen Heqing's neck, then moved his face closer, kissed Shen Heqing's face with a bang, and Shen Heqing's face was immediately covered with saliva.

Shen Heqing was stunned for a moment.

Jiang Haiyan was still laughing: "I really like you the most."

Shen Heqing lowered his eyes, and after a while, he asked in a light tone: "How is it compared to your previous master?"

Jiang Haiyan was also taken aback immediately, he didn't expect Shen Heqing to mention that person suddenly, he struggled for a while, and said with a dry smile: "This... how can this be compared!"

Shen Heqing was silent for a moment, then sneered: "Why can't we compare?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "He is my master, but you are my pet, how can this be compared!"

Shen Heqing: "..."

Shen He said calmly: "Then what if I insist on comparing with him?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked again: "Why do you seem weird today? Could it be that you are not feeling well? Did you come to see my uncle?"

Shen Heqing suddenly felt a little suffocated, and felt that the aggressive self seemed a bit ridiculous. Isn't it a matter of course that the survivors are not as good as the dead?Why does he have to compare with a person who has already lost his soul?After all, it is impossible for him to defeat a dead person no matter what.

Thinking of this, Shen Heqing lowered his eyes and said lightly: "Let's eat."

Jiang Haiyan immediately picked up the chopsticks happily. He was about to pick up the big chicken legs he wanted to eat the most, but he suddenly heard Shen Heqing's understatement: "After eating in a while, you copy the entire modern history .”

Jiang Haiyan suddenly felt a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and the chopsticks lost their grip and fell to the table.

"You, you, you are kidding! Copy the whole book, and your hand will be broken!"

"If it's broken, connect it again," Shen He said calmly, "And I believe in the recovery ability of Taotie's severed limb regeneration."

Jiang Haiyan's face suddenly looked loveless, and even the big chicken drumsticks in his mouth didn't taste good anymore.

It's tiring to be a human being, so let's continue to be a carefree beast!

For Taotie, even if he doesn't sleep for several days and nights, he will not feel tired. Jiang Haiyan lit the lamp to fight all night, and the next day he was still lying on the table copying books full of energy.

Shen Heqing walked over to take a look, and found that Jiang Haiyan was about to finish copying it. Such a large and thick book, mortals would probably not be able to finish copying it for a few days and nights. Jiang Haiyan must have used some tricks, but Shen Heqing also Not to mention it, after all, he didn't really want Jiang Haiyan to copy it all, but just punished him slightly.

"Today is the day for the Licensing Licensing Exam." Shen Heqing reached out and closed the book in front of Jiang Haiyan, "Clean up and prepare for the exam."

Jiang Haiyan whimpered and complained: "My hands are so soft! I'm sure I won't even be able to hold a pen steadily!"

Shen Heqing didn't expose Jiang Haiyan, he lowered his eyes, grabbed Jiang Haiyan's hand, and then helped Jiang Haiyan rub it with the other hand. Although his strength was strong, he was very gentle.

Jiang Haiyan paused, but did not break away from Shen Heqing's hand.

After a while, Shen Heqing let go of Jiang Haiyan's hand, pursed his lips and asked, "Your former master...would you often do this to you?"

Jiang Haiyan laughed dryly: "How come, he doesn't need me to use my hands often."

Shen Heqing raised his eyebrows: "Then what does he want you to use?"

Jiang Haiyan blinked: "Of course I use my mouth."

Shen Heqing: "..."

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

I always feel that there seems to be something weird about the above dialogue.

The atmosphere seemed a little awkward.

……

Fortunately, this awkward atmosphere was quickly broken, because at this moment, the sound of the TV suddenly sounded in the living room.

Jiang Haiyan turned around suspiciously, and saw that the TV, which no one turned on, suddenly turned on automatically, and countless black and white snowflakes danced on the screen, as if encountering a supernatural event.

"What's going on? Did I accidentally touch the remote control just now?"

Just when Jiang Haiyan was wondering, the next moment, the black and white snowflakes on the TV screen suddenly disappeared, and then a human face appeared.

Jiang Haiyan was stunned for a moment, but found that the face seemed familiar...

Wait, isn't this Zhu Lanhe?

On the TV, Zhu Lanhe was smiling gently towards the outside of the screen. This face that often appears on the TV now seems to be a very normal thing to appear on the TV. If the TV hadn't suddenly turned on by itself just now .

Zhu Lanhe smiled slightly outside the screen: "Hello."

Jiang Haiyan was stunned again, and subconsciously pointed to his nose. Could it be that Zhu Lanhe on TV was talking to him?

Zhu Lanhe nodded slightly: "Hello, Candidate No. 250, I am your guide, Zhu Lanhe, and I will lead you to the examination venue for the Alliance Chengjing Permit Examination."

Jiang Haiyan blinked, and then blinked again. The next moment, he watched Zhu Lanhe slowly walk out from the TV screen, and then came to him and stretched out his hand.

So Jiang Haiyan stretched out his hand subconsciously, and shook hands with Zhu Lanhe.

"...Please show your admission ticket." Zhu Lanhe paused, then shook hands with Jiang Haiyan calmly.

Jiang Haiyan took out the admission ticket awkwardly and handed it to Zhu Lanhe.

Zhu Lanhe took it over, checked it carefully, and returned it to Jiang Haiyan.

Holding the admission ticket, Jiang Haiyan realized: "Are you my guide? Are you from the alliance?"

Zhu Lanhe smiled noncommittally: "The admission ticket has been verified, please follow me."

Subconsciously, Jiang Haiyan looked back at Shen Heqing, and Shen Heqing nodded, signaling Jiang Haiyan to follow Zhu Lanhe.

He stopped hesitating and followed Zhu Lanhe, only to see Zhu Lanhe took out something that looked like a TV remote control.

After Zhu Lanhe quickly pressed a few buttons, he pressed on the TV. The next moment, the background of the original screen of the TV changed suddenly, from a well-decorated and warm house to a beach with blue sky and clear water.

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

Fuck!It's actually a remote control!

...Wait, this is wrong!

It's fine for Zhu Lanhe's Shanzhai Sadako to climb out of the TV, but what rhythm is this now?

Zhu Lanhe seemed to have heard Jiang Haiyan's complaints, and explained with a smile: "This is a teleportation circle set up by the high-ranking monks of the alliance. We can go directly to the test site from here. Please follow me." , he turned around first and walked straight towards the TV.

Jiang Haiyan couldn't help turning around, and complained to Shen Heqing: "Why do I think this is copying "Ha X Potter"?"

Shen He smiled lightly and said: "Go, the teleportation circle will close by itself soon."

Jiang Haiyan shrugged, then turned and walked towards the TV.

As soon as he touched the surface of the TV screen, his whole body seemed to be sucked in by something.

After being dazzled for a while, he opened his eyes again, and his feet were no longer his living room, but a beach, but when he looked left and right, he found that there was no one on the beach, and he was a little puzzled: "Why a There are no people?" Such a beautiful beach is rare in country Z, how could there be no tourists?Could it be the private beach of a rich man?The alliance is so generous, contracting a private beach for an exam?

Zhu Lanhe on the side explained with a smile: "This is an uninhabited island in the Indian Ocean, so naturally there are no people around."

He paused, and then continued: "It seems that you are the first candidate to arrive. The other candidates will be brought by their guides later, and I will continue to pick up the next responsible candidate."

Jiang Haiyan was very sensible and nodded: "You go, I'll just wait here."

After Zhu Lanhe left, Jiang Haiyan took off his clothes and plunged into the water to fish.

This is indeed an uninhabited island in the Indian Ocean. The fish around are not afraid of people at all, they just wait for people to catch them. After a while, Jiang Haiyan caught a lot of fish, and then he was born on the shore. Set up a fire and start grilling fish.

Grilled fish needs to be scraped off the scales to remove the internal organs, otherwise it will be chewy and unpalatable, but Jiang Haiyan bites the fish with scales and it is crunchy, but he is still a little melancholy after eating.

Although he is not too picky, it would be great if Shen Heqing was by his side at this time...

Then he will have delicious grilled fish to eat.

So when other candidates arrived one after another, they saw a young man squatting in front of the beach, eating fish while grilling. If it weren't for the young man's clean appearance, they almost thought he had just been shipwrecked. A castaway who climbed out of the sea.

The Alliance Mastery License Examination is a heavyweight exam comparable to the college entrance examination for ordinary people. Who would go to light a fire to grill fish before the exam?Many candidates are indignant.

Jiang Haiyan ignored the white eyes of countless examinees, and continued to eat grilled fish as if no one else was there, until a young man squatted down in front of him, resting his chin, watching him eat fish curiously, and he finally stopped: "What's the matter?" something?"

It's not that Jiang Haiyan would be shy when being watched eating fish, the main reason is that the boy's eyes are too big, which makes him feel uncomfortable.

The boy in front of him was about fifteen or sixteen years old, and his appearance was fairly handsome, his skin was fair and rosy, but one eye was a bit scary, and that big black eyeball seemed to pop out at the next moment.

The boy opened his big black eyes and asked curiously, "Is grilled fish delicious?"

Jiang Haiyan chuckled: "It's delicious, why? Haven't you eaten it?"

The boy blushed and nodded: "I haven't eaten it. I always only eat fish, and I don't eat fish."

The corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched suddenly: "Are you...?"

The boy shyly said: "I'm Xia Jing, a shrimp spirit. I just became a spirit not long ago. Today is the first time I've come to take the exam for the alliance's spirit of becoming a spirit."

Jiang Haiyan suddenly understood, big fish eat small fish, and small fish eat shrimp... As the bottom of the food chain in the underwater world, shrimp essence is really sad enough, it seems that this boy can escape the mouths of all the fish and become a success Essence, either extraordinary strength or overwhelming luck.

He patted Xia Jing's shoulder sincerely: "Come on."

"I'll work hard..." Xia Jing's face flushed red again, but soon he became depressed again, "However, the exam for the alliance master license seems to be very difficult. My brother Xie next door passed the exam. I haven’t passed the test five times. By the way, Brother Xie next door to me is a crab spirit, the legendary Yangcheng Lake hairy crab! He is very good! He is so good that he has never passed the test. I am so useless, so I will definitely take the test but……"

Jiang Haiyan thought silently, I don't know if your brother Xie is good or not, but it sounds delicious.

"Xiao Jing!"

At this moment, a young man suddenly took a step forward, standing between Xia Jing and Jiang Haiyan.

This young man has a strange appearance, with a broad and flat face and slightly bulging eyes. He stares at Jiang Haiyan vigilantly, but his eyes always have a feeling of looking sideways.

When Jiang Haiyan was looking at this young man, this young man was also looking at Jiang Haiyan at the same time. The more he looked at Jiang Haiyan, the more secretly he was startled. When dealing with Jiang Haiyan, he couldn't help feeling a sense of crisis, just like the sense of crisis of being targeted by the top marine predators...

Of course, if Jiang Haiyan knew what the crab spirit was thinking at this time, he would calmly refute——

He is not only the top predator of the ocean, but also the top predator of the sea, land and air!

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