On the self-cultivation of a foodie

Xing Yunyi is a lucky E.

He has been very unlucky since he was a child. He has never won a lottery when buying drinks. He often fails to pass exams by one point. He often gets stabbed in the throat when he eats fish. He was broken into bones by a falling signboard on the street, and he was concussed by the cracked ceiling in his home... How unlucky and lucky his life was, even at the last moment of his life, he was I was killed by my own bad luck.

Xing Yunyi, who was exhausted because of a sudden stomach upset one night before the college entrance examination, was finally admitted to a third-rate university. After four years of muddle-headedness, he finally got an interview opportunity for an ideal job, but he was dismissed on the street because of the interview. The signboard under it smashed into the hospital and missed the opportunity. In the end, I had to find a job I didn't like.

From the beginning of his love affair, he had tried three times to confess to the girl he liked, but each time he was taken a step ahead of others. When he finished his careful preparations and planned to confess to the girl he liked, the girl came the next day. The child already had a boyfriend, but when he tried to confess for the fourth time, in order to prevent accidents, he took that girl on a trip. The only ones with him were his buddy and the girl's best friend. He thought that this time was the right time and place. And sure enough, who knew that just an hour before he was going to confess, his buddy confessed to that girl!

After his buddy said sorry to him guiltily, he got angry and decided to bend himself!

Xing Yunyi abandoned himself and found a boyfriend. This time, he did not encounter any obstacles. After talking with his boyfriend smoothly for a month, he gradually opened the door to a new world - he found that he didn't seem to like men. What's wrong, the two men have more common topics, and their hobbies are more similar. The most important thing is that there will be no more friends coming out to win love.

But just when he thought he could grow old hand in hand with his boyfriend, his boyfriend cheated on him.

When his boyfriend took it for granted that this circle was like this, Xing Yunyi broke up with his first boyfriend in a rage.

After a year of treatment, he finally found a second boyfriend.

As a result, two months later, the second boyfriend cheated again.

Next came the third boyfriend. After half a year, the third boyfriend cheated on her again.

When Xing Yunyi caught his ex-boyfriend on the bed, he was a little numb, and he even felt "Sure enough, he cheated again". He couldn't help doubting his life. When he liked girls, every time If he wanted to confess, he would be preempted by others. When he liked boys, he would be stepped in every time he talked... Could it be that he is destined to be lonely all his life?

He was sitting in the living room of his home, drinking and numb the wounds of his lost love. Just when he was so sad that he wanted to cry, something even more unfortunate happened. Not long after the renovation of his home, the ceiling suddenly cracked at that moment , Because he was drunk and slow to move, he was hit on the head by the falling ceiling, and he was sent to the hospital later.

Just when Xing Yunyi was disheartened by his unlucky life, in the hospital, he met his current boyfriend, Yi Sheng, a young and handsome doctor.

Although Xing Yunyi was a little unlucky, he still looks good. The two saw each other very quickly. Although Xing Yunyi hadn't gotten over the previous relationship at the beginning, under Yi Sheng's gentle enlightenment and care Under the circumstances, he gradually came out, and planned to believe in love again.

The two got together and lived happily together for two years.

At the beginning, Xing Yunyi was a little uneasy, fearing that Yi Sheng would cheat again, but in the following relationship, he found that Yi Sheng was very dedicated to his feelings, so he gradually relaxed.

Until one day, Xing Yunyi, who was about to go on a business trip but was temporarily canceled by the company notice, came back home and happened to bump into Yi Sheng and the dean's daughter kissing intimately at their home. The dean's daughter looked at Xing Yunyi suspiciously and asked Yi Cheng Who is this guy Sheng? Yi Sheng smiled and said he was just a friend.

After the dean's daughter left with a disappointed expression, Yi Sheng said to Xing Yunyi with a gentle and guilty expression that his father hoped that he would get married and have children. His father's fate is hard to break. He is going to get married, but they can still maintain their current relationship. But it might be going underground... Xing Yunyi slapped Yi Sheng blankly, and simply proposed to end the two-year relationship. Regardless of Yi Sheng's persuasion, he turned around and began to pack his luggage. This house is Yi Sheng's house. Yes, since the two were together, he moved in.

Yi Sheng struggled to stay, Xing Yunyi was disheartened, in order to prevent Yi Sheng from being entangled, he directly locked the balcony door, continued to pack the clothes on the balcony, and was going to leave neatly after packing all the things at once, but who knew at this time, He suddenly slipped his foot and bumped his head against the railing. As a result, the most terrible thing happened. The railing that had been in disrepair for a long time was knocked loose by his head. Because of inertia, he fell down with the railing...

Xing Yunyi was so unlucky to die by himself.

After recalling his unlucky life, he let out a long sigh.

"So that's it, it seems that you are really unlucky!"

The person sitting in front of him nodded with sympathy.

Xing Yunyi smiled wryly, "Maybe I did too many sins in my previous life."

Usually at this time, the other party would give a word or two of comfort, but the man nodded solemnly: "It is indeed possible, the cycle of karma, the retribution is not good, it's not that the retribution is not yet, the time has not come, if you don't repay it in this life, you will repay it in the next life."

Xing Yunyi paused, then continued to smile wryly: "Then I won't be so unlucky in my next life, right?"

The man shrugged his shoulders: "It's hard to say, it depends on how much sin you have committed. If it is such a crime as lying dead for thousands of miles and bleeding for thousands of miles, it is possible to spend ten or even a hundred lives. !"

Xing Yunyi's face twisted suddenly, it's okay to be so unlucky in this life, if he is still so unlucky in the next life, the next life... Forget it, anyway, he might not remember this life in the next life anyway.

"Is there really Mengpo soup under the underworld? Can you really forget the past after drinking Mengpo soup? If yes, please bring me a bowl." Xing Yunyi suddenly calmed down.

The man raised his eyebrows: "You have a good mentality."

"It's okay if you have a bad mentality, or you'll be pissed off." Xing Yunyi shrugged. If you can adjust right away, you will die if you die, and you will be reborn if you reincarnate, anyway, you won’t remember the events of this life in your next life, and everything is just reading the file and starting over.”

"If everyone could think like you, how peaceful the world would be," the man sighed, and he reached out and patted Xing Yunyi's shoulder, "Yes, I like your character, would you like to learn from me?" A ghost?"

Xing Yunyi: "..."

He glanced at the person in front of him hesitantly: "Are you a ghost?"

...I can't see it at all!

When Xing Yunyi's consciousness just woke up, at first he thought he was not dead. After all, as a socialist successor who grew up under the red flag and firmly believed in materialism and science, he never believed in ghosts in this world. I don't even believe that people will become ghosts after death.

...It wasn't until he floated up and realized that he had no body that he finally realized that he was dead.

And turned into a ghost.

After being shocked at the beginning, Xing Yunyi gradually accepted this setting.

After all, as I said before, there is nothing good about him, except that he has a very good mentality.

And once he accepted this setting, he happily tried a new body, floating around in mid-air, passing through trees, walls and houses, and passing through the bodies of pedestrians on the side of the road with evil intentions. …until he met his heartbroken parents at the place where he fell to his death, as if the elder who had aged a lot suddenly put a bunch of flowers and some things he loved to eat under the nearest big tree .

Xing Yunyi floated in the air, he stared blankly at his parents, trying to comfort them, but he spoke desperately for a long time, but the two of them seemed to hear nothing, when he reached out to try to touch his parents, but His fingers were found running through both of their bodies.

He froze for a long time before realizing that he was dead.

He has become a ghost.

His parents sat under the big tree for a long time, and he also floated in mid-air and watched for a long time.

It wasn't until late at night that his parents left with each other's support. Just as he stared blankly at the backs of the two leaving and regretted endlessly, the next moment, he suddenly felt his eyes go dark...

But when he opened his eyes again, he found himself in a strange house, and there were two strange men standing in front of him, one of them asked him to introduce himself after he woke up, and the other Then with a cold face...peeling melon seeds.

Xing Yunyi didn't have any precautions. After all, he was already dead. What else could these two men do for him?In addition, he just met his parents, and now he is in need of a spiritual trash can, so he indulged his desire to talk, talking a lot.

Regarding these two men, he had some guesses. Could it be the legendary bull head and horse face?Or black and white impermanence?

Wait... Will the legendary ecstasy tell him "tell your story" with a smile on his face?It's not an audition scene!Or is it that hell is full of people now, so we can only adopt the method of drafting, whoever performs well will have a chance to be reincarnated, and whoever performs poorly can only continue to be a lonely ghost?

And just now, this man actually said that he wanted to teach him to be a ghost?

The man smiled slightly: "Of course I'm not a ghost."

Xing Yunyi looked at that person's body, which was indistinguishable from an ordinary person, and shook his head: "You don't look like a ghost either."

"Is there a ghost as handsome as me?" The man blinked. "Ghosts like you who died in vain without resentment are rare now, and I see your bones are strange, how about it? Do you want to think about it?" Cultivate a fairy or something?"

"Bones are strange? Immortal cultivation?" Xing Yunyi's mouth twitched, "Wait, did I time travel without knowing it?"

The man smiled brightly: "Of course not, this is still the earth!"

"But no matter how you look at it, cultivating immortals...isn't that scientific!" Xing Yunyi's eyelids twitched wildly.

That person gave Xing Yunyi a sideways look: "You're a ghost and you still talk about science?"

Xing Yunyi: "..."

Yes!He has become a ghost!There are even ghosts in this world!What else is impossible? !

Xing Yunyi suddenly felt bad all over the ghost.

"By the way, I've always forgotten to introduce you. This is the Responsive Agency. As long as you are willing to pay, we can fulfill any wish for you. We will definitely respond to your request and fulfill your wish 100%," the man raised his eyebrows, "and I am the owner of the firm, my name is... Jiang Haiyan."

Then he pointed to another man next to him, showing a lazy smile: "He is my pet, Shen Heqing."