On the self-cultivation of a foodie

The hamster spirit silently watched the colorful bullet screens passing by in the bullet screen area, turned over and lay down in Jiang Haiyan's palm, and began to play dead.

While rubbing the little hamster in his hand, Jiang Haiyan answered the question on the bullet screen with a smile: "Do I still need hamsters? Of course I don't. My little Qingqing is enough, I don't need two hamsters, two Hamsters will fight if kept together."

"My little Qingqing's little butt is very cute, I really want to rub it? Of course my hamster's little butt is cute, but I won't rub it for you, because only I can rub it."

"Why is my hamster called Xiao Qingqing? Guess it! Is it because of Shen Heqing?... Guess it."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, guess my little Qingqing?"

"Is my little Qingqing a male hamster or a female hamster? You can tell at a glance that you are a new fan. I have posted photos of my little Qingqing's balls on Weibo before, but I am in a good mood today, so I will let you Take a look at my little Qingqing's balls."

While talking with a smile, Jiang Haiyan disregarded the hamster's resistance and forcibly opened the hamster's two short legs, revealing the two small miniature spheres under the humiliation of the hamster's face.

Immediately, a large wave of colorful bullet screens flashed across the barrage area——

"A certain anchor earns millions a month playing with hamster balls live!"

"Is it my illusion? I always feel that Xiao Qingqing's expression seems to be very humiliating!"

"The little eyes 233 who saw it was born without love were forced to bow to the dark forces!"

"Oh my god, that look of shame and humiliation mixed with lovelessness... seems to have a trace of helplessness and pampering? Such a complicated look! In fact, this hamster has really become a spirit, right?!"

"Is your hamster micro-expression interpretation level ten?"

……

When the live broadcast was about to end, Jiang Haiyan smiled when faced with requests from fans to bring hamster essence to play with him in the next live broadcast: "Bring my little Qingqing to live broadcast and earn millions a month every minute? How dare you, Next time I will bring my little Qingqing to play together. What do you want to watch my live broadcast? Feed Xiaoqingqing some snacks? That’s not okay, because I confiscated all his snacks this month. Why? Who told him to do it? As for what bad things you did, I won’t tell you.”

The hamster spirit who "did something bad" continued to lie down and pretend to be dead.

After the live broadcast, the hamster spirit who was forced to do a shameful performance all night asked Jiang Haiyan in a muffled voice: "When will I change back to human form?" When will Jiang Haiyan calm down?

Jiang Haiyan snorted, and while swiping Weibo with his mobile phone, he said indifferently: "I think you are fine now, much more pleasing to the eye than when you were in human form, at least I don't want to hit you now."

The hamster squirmed up to Jiang Haiyan with its small buttocks, stretched out its small paws and tugged at the corner of Jiang Haiyan's clothes: "Let me change back to human form..."

Jiang Haiyan ignored the hamster spirit who was desperately trying to show off his cuteness, and continued to browse Weibo indifferently.

Seeing this, the hamster spirit quickly climbed up Jiang Haiyan's thigh, and then continued to climb up along the folds of Jiang Haiyan's clothes, and soon climbed to Jiang Haiyan's chest, grabbed the clothes on Jiang Haiyan's chest and moved up, seeing that he was about to The secret kiss was successful, but at the last critical moment, his little mouth was blocked by Jiang Haiyan's palm.

Jiang Haiyan calmly blocked the hamster essence's stealth, then grabbed the hamster essence's chubby body, and carried the hamster essence to the hamster cage. This luxurious hamster cage, which Jiang Haiyan jokingly called a three-story villa, has not been bought since it was bought. It didn't come in handy a few times.

"Go back to your big villa and calm down." Jiang Haiyan said coldly, throwing the hamster essence into the hamster cage without mercy, and then quickly closed the door of the hamster cage.

The hamster spirit was a little confused at first, but when he realized it, Jiang Haiyan had already closed the door of the hamster cage. In order to prevent him from escaping, Jiang Haiyan even blocked something at the door of the cage.

After Jiang Haiyan threw the hamster essence back into the cage, he went back to scrolling through Weibo, swiping through Weibo, and soon he found a Weibo with tens of thousands of reposts on the homepage——"Damn! Today I went out to eat supper with my girlfriends, and I met my two male gods! Many people said that they were together before, but I still didn’t believe it, but now I have to believe it! Bless my two male gods! From now on Set CP unshakably!"

Jiang Haiyan's heart skipped a beat. He clicked on the picture on Weibo and saw that it was him and Shen Heqing. The light in the photo was a bit dim, but the two protagonists in the photo were clearly visible, and they could be seen at once. recognize who it is.

I don't know where this photo was taken, the angle is very subtle, he and Shen Heqing are leaning together, their faces are also very close, and the two are still looking at each other, as if they will kiss each other in the next moment.

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

Jiang Haiyan silently opened the comments under that Weibo post and saw that there were indeed a bunch of CP fans screaming that the official candy was so sweet——

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"I already guessed that the two of them were having an affair! These two people really have an affair!"

"Although I really want to deceive myself, it's impossible, but the way they look at each other is so affectionate! Boom! Bless them!"

"Is this the official candy distribution? If it wasn't for someone around me, I guess I would have kissed him in the next moment, right?"

……

Of course, there are also doubts——

"Look, the background is in a food stall, right? Maybe the two of you just came out for a late-night snack together. Your brains are too rich, right?"

"The way they look at each other is so affectionate? Where is the affection? Why didn't I see it at all? Are you a psychologist? You can see so much with just one look?"

"These two people are still wearing formal clothes, and they come to this kind of food stall for a date in formal clothes? Normal people would not do this."

……

Jiang Haiyan nodded while watching, that's it!He and Shen Heqing just went out for a midnight snack together!How can this group of CP fans make up so many dramas?And "look at each other affectionately", he only uses affectionate eyes when looking at food?Shen Heqing couldn't eat, so how could he look at him affectionately?As for Shen Heqing's eyes...that must be eyes of worship!That's right, it must be the eyes of admiration.

However, although Jiang Haiyan and most of the ordinary fans think that the photo does not represent anything, many CP fans were overjoyed and even cried after seeing the photo. Who are the two handsome guys in the photo? Are they just debut stars?Are they a couple?Then they will be popularized by CP fans. These two handsome guys are not stars in the entertainment industry, but two great gods in the food competition circle, but they are indeed a couple, loving each other.

Jiang Haiyan wanted to post a Weibo clarification, but felt that it seemed a little guilty to deliberately disregard a photo. In this case, the best way to deal with it should be to sit idly by and wait for the turmoil to subside... He sighed , couldn't help raising his head to glance at a certain hamster spirit.

A certain hamster nestled in the hamster cage, with two little paws clutching the railing, looking pitifully at Jiang Haiyan outside the cage.

Seeing the hamster spirit's pitiful appearance, Jiang Haiyan's dissatisfaction finally dissipated. He snorted, lowered his head again, and continued to browse Weibo. After a while, he gradually began to I felt a little sleepy, so I stretched myself and prepared to wash up and go to bed.

After taking a shower, Jiang Haiyan yawned and returned to the room, fell back on the bed and began to sleep.

After a while, the hamster spirit who was supposed to stay in the hamster cage but escaped from the prison at some point sneaked into Jiang Haiyan's room through the gap in the door, and then climbed onto Jiang Haiyan's bed along the folds of the bed sheet.

Jiang Haiyan seemed to be in a deep sleep, plus the hamster spirit's movements were very light, Jiang Haiyan was not awakened, and still slept peacefully.

The hamster spirit climbed up to Jiang Haiyan's chest, quietly put his little mouth on it, and did something that he failed to do just now.

After stealing a kiss, the hamster is finally able to return to human form.

Because Shen Heqing was originally squatting on Jiang Haiyan's chest, when he transformed back into a human form, he also pressed on Jiang Haiyan's body. The whole bed sank slightly due to the weight of his transformation into a human form, but he directly Jiang Haiyan, who was under him, didn't know anything, and was still in a deep sleep, but the eyeballs under the eyelids rolled a few times, and the long eyelashes drooping slightly trembled.

Shen Heqing was afraid of crushing Jiang Haiyan, so he supported his body with his arms, but when he looked down at Jiang Haiyan's face, he found that Jiang Haiyan was still in a deep sleep, and had no intention of waking up at all, without the vigilance that a demon cultivator should have .

Shen Heqing couldn't help frowning slightly, the average demon cultivator would maintain full vigilance even when sleeping, because animals are different from human beings, and human beings may encounter much less dangers than animals during sleep, because there are often Most of the demon cultivators formed by animal cultivation are very vigilant against the possibility of being in danger, such as him. In the past, he seldom fell into a deep sleep state, usually in a light sleep, and would wake up quickly when there was a slight disturbance.

The current Jiang Haiyan doesn't have the vigilance that a demon cultivator should have at all... Is it because he is too tired today?

Or……

Now Jiang Haiyan has completely let go of his wariness and vigilance towards him?

Could it be that Jiang Haiyan subconsciously recognized him as his own, so he wasn't worried at all that he would secretly play tricks?

While Shen Heqing was thinking, he reached out and hugged Jiang Haiyan into his arms. As he expected, Jiang Haiyan still didn't wake up. After being pulled into his arms by him, Jiang Haiyan uttered a few soft sounds from his throat. He snorted, then rubbed his face in his arms twice, found a comfortable place, and soon fell asleep again.

Shen Heqing's heart suddenly softened, as if his heart was gently scratched by a kitten's paw, it was slightly itchy and soft.

Although, he doesn't like cats.

But if Jiang Haiyan likes it, then they will raise one in the future.

When the time comes, they can sleep on this bed, he hugs Jiang Haiyan, Jiang Haiyan hugs the cat... I hope the cat has no interest in hamsters.

With this in mind, Shen Heqing held Jiang Haiyan in his arms, felt Jiang Haiyan's body temperature and breath, and gradually fell asleep.

Early the next morning, when Jiang Haiyan opened his eyes, he met Shen Heqing's face.

He stared at Shen Heqing's face in a daze for a few seconds before waking up, snorted, and stretched out his hand to pinch Shen Heqing's nose.

Shen Heqing, who couldn't breathe, woke up quickly. He looked at Jiang Haiyan's face and paused for a moment, then smiled slightly, and said in a slightly hoarse voice unique to morning risers, "Good morning."

"How early?" Jiang Haiyan was stunned for a moment, and immediately snorted, "Didn't I tell you to stay in the hamster cage and reflect on yourself? How dare you escape from prison, do you want me to lock you up for ten days and a half?"

Shen Heqing blinked, his eyes were a little innocent: "You just let me calm down, you didn't say how long to keep me calm."

Jiang Haiyan was silent for a while, he looked down at the place where Shen Heqing and his body were touching, the heat, the touch... Then he said indifferently: "... Please go back to the cage and continue to calm down now."

Shen Heqing looked innocent: "This is just a normal reaction of a man when he wakes up in the morning."

"You better roll into the cage and calm down!" Jiang Haiyan said coldly.

"...Does it have to be like this?" Shen Heqing sighed, and he glanced at Jiang Haiyan quietly, "I was planning to have a big meal and a show today, since you said so, then today is considered Alright."

The program he was talking about naturally refers to the program he mentioned in the Super Invincible Big Eater Competition. This is also the program that made Shen Heqing famous on the Internet. Although the content of the program is nothing more than cooking, but because Shen Heqing's craftsmanship is excellent and he is handsome, so he is the most popular among similar types of online food shows, and is also the most popular with the audience.

Many people on the Internet say that even if they don’t want to learn how to cook, just watching Shen Heqing cook is a kind of visual enjoyment. Of course, when ordinary people cook, they don’t have the exaggerated and luxurious special effects of those movies and TV shows on TV, and there is no beauty. In other words, some people even think that stir-frying is just stir-frying. If there are only a few steps, how can there be anything interesting?

But when these people watch Shen Heqing's show, they will be very ashamed. Maybe other people's cooking is not interesting at all, but watching Shen Heqing's cooking is definitely a kind of enjoyment, no matter Shen Heqing's crisp and neat way of cutting vegetables, The light of the knife that can hardly be seen clearly, or the beautiful skill of flipping the pot when cooking, are all amazing... Coupled with Shen Heqing's 360-degree face with no dead ends that is comparable to a star, this show is completely enjoyable That's five stars!

As for Jiang Haiyan, a veteran foodie who has watched almost all online food shows, of course he will not miss Shen Heqing's food show. It's a pity that he has watched so many food shows, but he still can't make any food. It's really ashamed .

As soon as he heard that there was something to eat, Jiang Haiyan's eyes lit up immediately: "Well, well! Make a big meal, make a big meal!"

"Then do you want me to roll into the cage to calm down now?" Shen Heqing asked with raised eyebrows.

Jiang Haiyan pursed her lips: "...Ahem, after finishing this big meal, you can go in and continue to calm down!"

Shen Heqing stared into Jiang Haiyan's eyes for a while, until Jiang Haiyan was a little embarrassed, then he smiled slightly: "Obey, my master."

Jiang Haiyan blushed immediately: "What kind of master, it's too shameful to call it that."

"You are my master," Shen Heqing said seriously, "and I...is your pet."

"Although this is true, it still feels weird... Anyway, don't call it that! It's too shameful!"

"Then what should I call you?... Haiyan?"

Hearing Shen Heqing's call suddenly, Jiang Haiyan was taken aback for a moment.

Seeing Jiang Haiyan's expression, Shen He said calmly: "It's better not to call me that...Since you call me Xiao Qingqing, then I'll call you Xiao Yanyan too."

Jiang Haiyan, who had been in a daze for a while, twitched the corner of his mouth when he heard Shen Heqing's words: "This name is more shameful than my master! Please call me by my name normally!"

"Okay," Jiang Haiyan smiled faintly, "...Jiang Haiyan."

His voice was gentle and deep, and he pronounced Jiang Haiyan's name in a unique and meaningful way.

Jiang Haiyan's face was inexplicably hot: "Okay, don't worry about such boring and unimportant questions. Didn't you just say that you want to make a big meal? Hurry up and make a big meal!"

"Why is the question of title not important anymore?" Shen Heqing disagreed, "This will last a lifetime."

……lifetime?

Jiang Haiyan lowered his eyes: "I'm hungry, let's make a big meal!"

"There is no food in the refrigerator, I have to go shopping first."

They had traveled a long way before, so of course there was no way there was any food left in the refrigerator.

"Then go get some groceries!"

"What do you want to eat?"

Jiang Haiyan snorted, and opened his mouth to say a lot of things he wanted to eat, and even mentioned shark fin and bird's nest. Shen Heqing smiled tolerantly the whole time, and then went out to buy vegetables.

After Shen Heqing left, Jiang Haiyan lay lazily on the bed and rolled a few times, then slowly got up from the bed, and was about to go into the bathroom to wash up, at this moment, his cell phone rang suddenly .

Jiang Haiyan picked up the phone and looked, and found that it was Hao Meishi's call, so he picked it up.

"Good morning, little brother Jiang," because Hao Meishi's age is a little older than Jiang Haiyan's ID card, so she likes to call Jiang Haiyan Xiaojiang brother in private, although Jiang Haiyan's actual age is much older than Hao Meishi, "tomorrow We are about to shoot the cover character of "Gourmet", do you remember?"

"Of course I remember," Jiang Haiyan smiled, "How could I forget such a thing."

"The main reason I called you this time is to say one thing. This time, you will be filming the cover character with Qin Hesheng. That is the actor Qin Hesheng. You may already know it. He asked me for your number yesterday."

"Oh, I see."

"Although I really want to arrange a separate page for you, Qin Hesheng himself said that unless he can shoot with you, he won't shoot. I have approached him several times before, and he finally agreed, so... Hao Meishi smiled, "Aren't you unhappy?" She had discussed with Jiang Haiyan before that Jiang Haiyan would be the cover character, but Qin Hesheng suddenly took up half of the page from the sky, even if Jiang Haiyan was unhappy, it was normal.

But no matter how unhappy Jiang Haiyan is, he is just a fledgling newcomer. Although he is quite popular now, he is completely incomparable with an actor like Qin Hesheng. The reason why she was able to make this call to Jiang Haiyan was entirely because she liked Jiang Haiyan quite a bit.

Although Jiang Haiyan doesn't quite understand the twists and turns, but he has lived for so many years, and he knows some ways of the world. He blinked and said, "Why can't you be unhappy? I really like Qin Hesheng. I like to watch his movies... well, that "Xunxian"."

"So you're a fan of Qin Yingdi," Hao Meishi laughed, "That's easy. I was worried that you would be unhappy. In fact, Qin Yingdi told me that he was your fan, so I wanted to talk to you. You filmed the cover character of "Gourmet" together, if it wasn't for you, I guess he wouldn't agree if I went to him a few times."

"According to what you said," Jiang Haiyan paused, "then you must remember to treat me to a big meal then."

"Of course." Hao Meishi smiled heartily, "Even if I don't look at Qin Yingdi's face, I will treat you to a big meal for yours. I'm going to set up a table now. What kind of food do you prefer?"

"I like to eat anything," Jiang Haiyan licked his lips, "I'm not picky about food."

How can you be picky about food when you are a glutton?

"You are so easy to support," Hao Meishi suddenly changed the topic, "Shen Heqing should be very happy, right?"

Jiang Haiyan almost choked on his saliva: "Ahem! Why did you mention him all of a sudden?"

"Aren't you already together?" Hao Meishi joked, "Now that it's spread all over Weibo, I said, you are considered celebrities now, and you dare to go out on a date in such a high-profile way."

"Are you kidding..." Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched, "Do normal people go on dates like barbecue stalls?"

Hao Meishi said in a teasing tone: "Maybe you are a very interesting couple?"

"Don't be kidding, we are really just friends," Jiang Haiyan smiled wryly, he paused, and added, "A good friend who is a little better than ordinary friends."

"Really? I feel that the relationship between you is not that simple." Hao Meishi obviously didn't believe it. "With my woman's sixth sense... my intuition is very keen."

Jiang Haiyan: "...Really not."

"Well, since you firmly refuse to admit it, then I'll take it as if you don't have that kind of relationship." Hao Meishi smiled, but she changed the subject again, "But your attitude is so open, is it because you are afraid of being misunderstood by someone? ?”

The corner of Jiang Haiyan's mouth twitched: "Nothing..."

"Could it be because... Movie Emperor Qin?"

Jiang Haiyan was taken aback, speechless for a moment.

"...So that's the case, don't worry, I will explain it clearly for you."

Hao Meishi seemed to have misunderstood Jiang Haiyan's silence. After she finished speaking with a smile, she hung up the phone without waiting for Jiang Haiyan's response.

Jiang Haiyan: "..."

It always feels like things are going in a strange direction.