His home attack always doesn't let him pretend
Chapter 8 formula8
The world is more lively.
[Colorful koala: Ouch~ This is an account with no confidence, so let’s open a trumpet to embolden myself]
[Five-Dimensional Priest: Hahaha, it's too funny, look at this level 10 Ai Youhan, please open the trumpet and give it an unrelated name, please]
【Ai Youhan: I'm not Youhan's trumpet】
[Colorful koala: 2333, stop showing off your IQ, just look at it, Ai Youhan said that he is not Youhan's trumpet]
【Dance: Do you think we are all mentally handicapped?If you want to have a female account, you can pretend to be a couple, and both of you are male accounts.Please ask the mental hospital to take back the mentally handicapped escaped from your family, please? 】
[Five-dimensional priest: 2333333333333333]
[Ai Youhan: Two male numbers can have sex, couples]
Everyone: "..."
[Ai Youhan: In this competition, I am first and my wife is second. There will be no second result]
There was another laugh at the bottom, Qi Youhan finally couldn't hold back anymore.
[Youhan: Who the hell are you, do I know you? 】
【Persia: That's enough, stop acting smart, idiot】
【Ai Youhan: I know, daughter-in-law】
【Youhan: Believe it or not, I'll vomit you all over your face】
【Ai Youhan: Please hold back】
Qi Youhan really had the urge to stick his fingers into his mouth and pick.
Noisy and noisy, the game finally started.
After five songs, the speed requirement of the song was increased from 60 to 180, and 2/3 of the players were eliminated.On the ranking list of total points, Qi Youhan ranked first, Cold Wave came second, and Ai Youhan came third.
Qi Youhan couldn't help but laugh.
[Youhan: Why am I so good, both big and small are in the top three.The one who loves me, don’t you think]
At this moment, no one dared to laugh at him with great fanfare. His strength was so arrogant.There are only a few stubborn ones left.
[Persia: It's only 180 speeds, what a big deal to take the first place?It's just luck, I played a few times in a row with a perfect rhythm, and there are bonus points]
[Colorful koala: Brother Han, come on, beat them up! 】
[Youhan: Why isn't it amazing?Let your brother Han also operate two accounts at the same time to enter the top three]
[Tea coaster: five-color koala, 2333, girl, why are you slapping yourself in the face? "them"?You just said that Drooling Youhan and Ai Youhan were opened by the same person. 】
[Ai Youhan: Yes, I am Youhan's trumpet, are you afraid?]
Qi Youhan burst out laughing.Although the name of this Ai Youhan is a bit disgusting, the person is quite interesting.
Just now, the few players who had been mocking and turned away from the trumpet to speak for themselves touched their faces, damn it, it hurts a bit.
The game requires players who complete more than 50% of the song's actions to advance to the next song. Therefore, after the sixth song, fewer and fewer players stay on the field. By the eighth song, the song requires a hand speed of 270. At this time There are only five players remaining in the game.
The five people were arranged in the same room, ranked according to the score, Qi Youhan stood at the front to lead the dance, Ai Youhan stood just behind him on the left, and the two stood in the middle, Qi Youhan finally saw clearly "Ai Youhan" The appearance, the same default hairstyle as myself, and the default beggar suit, are particularly conspicuous in a row of players with shiny fashions and furball pets.
Like him, obviously a trumpet, but who would it be?Do they really know each other?
Stretching, waiting for the prelude to play, Qi Youhan moved his neck left and right, and when he caught a glimpse of Yue Mo's screen beside him, he suddenly stopped moving.
Look at Yue Mo, then look at your own screen, then look at Yue Mo's computer, no, why is this screen exactly the same as your own?
Qi Youhan's forehead twitched reflexively, and suddenly grabbed Yue Mo's arm and asked, "Ai Youhan?"
Yue Mo smiled slightly and replied, "Daughter-in-law."
This was an admission in disguise, and Qi Youhan replied, "Who is your wife? Don't you think you're disgusted by this id..."
"Please hold back."
Qi Youhan: "..." I really want to spit on him.
There was no time to find out why Yue Mo chose such a disgusting name, the prelude had already been played, and Qi Youhan went back to the computer and started typing along with the song.
After eight songs, Qi Youhan ranked first with 526 million points, followed by Yue Mo with 480 million points. The score of last month's championship is actually very high, but Qi Youhan and Qi Youhan After a comparison, it was a bit shabby, with 360 million points. At this time, this friend who threatened to win the championship this time, his expression turned ugly.
What does the 160 million gap mean?It means that for the next 300-speed song, if he dances the whole song, and Han doesn't dance even once, he won't be able to catch up!
If it weren't for "Ai Youhan", this time the champion would have been won by Qi Youhan.
The friends who were clamoring to let the cold wave strike and slap their faces and Han Han, now one by one became dull and silent.say what?Saying anything will make your face swell, and sophistry is too pale. If others don't say a word, just pressing a few buttons will block this group of people who have just opened their mouths and have nothing to say.
Qi Youhan's motto - strength hits the face, hits the face hurts.
And he wouldn't take them so cheaply, don't pull hatred on his skin itches.
[Youhan: Little brother Han, brother said that your level is broken, do you accept it? 】
When the cold wave hit, he felt uncomfortable being blocked. He wanted to yell, but he didn't dare!This month is really bad luck for eight lifetimes, meeting such a plague god.Not accepting and holding back, it hurt him internally.
[Youhan: Ah, and what about the guy who said that as long as I hit two beats, I'll be eaten?How much are you going to eat?How about I provide you with some ingredients?It's omelet-flavored, and it also includes fried dough sticks. 】
Everyone: "..."
Qi Youhan was screaming all by himself, but if he was equally arrogant, no one dared to refute this time.To refute is to scold. If someone scolds you mdzz without a pause, you can only reply, yes, I am mentally retarded.
Sure enough, the ninth song became a duet show between Qi Youhan and Yue Mo.
If you don’t press 2 buttons within 10 seconds and hit the Enter key in sync with the rhythm to confirm, the character will not be able to dance out of the dance steps. When the cold wave hits, half of the dance steps cannot be played, so you can only stand aside stupidly. The level is already enough to make the nympho girls scream. Today, at the same level, the nympho girls also scream, but the partner has already changed.
[Saccharification: Ahhh!You Han and Han, love and Han, it's great, it's great! 】
[Sister Pang Mang: I have never seen such a fast hand speed! ! !Aw, ow, ow, I want to give birth to a monkey for you~~]
[Love Planning Bureau: After watching Youhan and Ai Youhan's dance, I suddenly felt that I was too low to give birth to a monkey for this cold wave that spent half of the time standing in a corner]
[Wan Shou Wu Boundless: Ah, honey cp feeling, let's be together]
The cold wave hits me so I want to cry. If I had known that there would be such two awesome characters, I would have slapped him twice before the game, but he would not say such pretentious words as "the champion must be me", and the other two would be dancing. , He was the only one standing there looking stupid, shame on him!
When the ninth song was finished, the whole world was boiling.
[Tea Coaster: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!I can't help cursing! 300 speed, not a single beat was missed, every dance step came out!Miracle! 】
[Male flight attendant: Puff, isn't it just the knee, take it! 】
[Leading Sparrow-billed Bulbul: Ah!My knees are stuck to the ground and I can’t stand up what to do Σ(°△°|||)】
[Five-Dimensional Priest: Fuck, two cheaters, they must be cheating]
[gm: Please rest assured, players, there were no signs of cheating detected during the game]
[Tea coaster: Hahahaha, gm said it well, slap in the face in seconds! 】
[naoh: I just want to ask the five-dimensional priest, how much Xiang are you going to eat? 】
So what Qi Youhan said is very correct. When playing games, you can't talk too much. In order to protect your facial skin, you'd better leave yourself a little leeway at all times.
After the ninth song, after a rest, the prelude to the tenth song sounded.
The cold wave hit and did not complete 50% of the dance steps, so they were unable to advance, and there were only two beggars, Youhan and Aiyouhan, left on the field.
Qi Youhan took the lead with 660 million points, and Yue Mo was not to be outdone, holding on to 620 million points.After chasing so closely, Qi Youhan was under pressure. He didn't know what the tenth song would be, and he couldn't find any clues on the Internet.
For 300 yuan, you can buy 100 fried dough sticks wrapped in egg cakes!
After the prelude, the tenth most mysterious song finally unveiled her veil.
280 speed, the speed is slightly reduced, but at the moment when the prescribed set of direction keys (ten) appeared, Qi Youhan was dumbfounded.
Yes, he was so stupid that the corners of his big eyes didn't droop, his eyes stared like Bambi, and he came back to his senses after two seconds.
What's the situation!What's the situation!The ten arrow keys only appeared for half a second and then disappeared. Qi Youhan didn't see the last two keys clearly. How do I type this?How about tricking me?
The player and Qi Youhan had the same reaction.
[Grocery cake: I'm a llama!What was that just now? 】
[Male flight attendant: I'm going, and it disappeared in a flash. How do I call this? 】
[naoh: It's blind typing? ! 】
[Tea coaster: European Blind Typing! exm? 】
[Orange brown: I didn't see the ten arrow keys clearly, so the perverted game company actually asked the player to type all ten keys? 】
Qi Youhan's heart is broken, he seems to find that the game company is teasing him...
What broke Qi Youhan even more was——
[Grocery cake: I'm a llama! ! ! !He jumped out again! 】
[naoh: Ma Ma!Not enough knees! 】
[Love Planning Bureau: I didn't even see clearly, but he jumped out! 】
Accompanied by a string of exclamation points in the world's messages, Qi Youhan turned to Yue Mo in horror, only to see Yue Mo was calm and relaxed, but his fingers were so fast that he couldn't see clearly.
Then look back at the total points, and dance a dance step. The perfect rhythm is 5 points. Most of Yue Mo's rhythm is good, and each step has 3 points. If this continues, and 14 more steps, Qi Youhan's first real I can't keep it.
Damn, my quiche!
[Colorful koala: Ouch~ This is an account with no confidence, so let’s open a trumpet to embolden myself]
[Five-Dimensional Priest: Hahaha, it's too funny, look at this level 10 Ai Youhan, please open the trumpet and give it an unrelated name, please]
【Ai Youhan: I'm not Youhan's trumpet】
[Colorful koala: 2333, stop showing off your IQ, just look at it, Ai Youhan said that he is not Youhan's trumpet]
【Dance: Do you think we are all mentally handicapped?If you want to have a female account, you can pretend to be a couple, and both of you are male accounts.Please ask the mental hospital to take back the mentally handicapped escaped from your family, please? 】
[Five-dimensional priest: 2333333333333333]
[Ai Youhan: Two male numbers can have sex, couples]
Everyone: "..."
[Ai Youhan: In this competition, I am first and my wife is second. There will be no second result]
There was another laugh at the bottom, Qi Youhan finally couldn't hold back anymore.
[Youhan: Who the hell are you, do I know you? 】
【Persia: That's enough, stop acting smart, idiot】
【Ai Youhan: I know, daughter-in-law】
【Youhan: Believe it or not, I'll vomit you all over your face】
【Ai Youhan: Please hold back】
Qi Youhan really had the urge to stick his fingers into his mouth and pick.
Noisy and noisy, the game finally started.
After five songs, the speed requirement of the song was increased from 60 to 180, and 2/3 of the players were eliminated.On the ranking list of total points, Qi Youhan ranked first, Cold Wave came second, and Ai Youhan came third.
Qi Youhan couldn't help but laugh.
[Youhan: Why am I so good, both big and small are in the top three.The one who loves me, don’t you think]
At this moment, no one dared to laugh at him with great fanfare. His strength was so arrogant.There are only a few stubborn ones left.
[Persia: It's only 180 speeds, what a big deal to take the first place?It's just luck, I played a few times in a row with a perfect rhythm, and there are bonus points]
[Colorful koala: Brother Han, come on, beat them up! 】
[Youhan: Why isn't it amazing?Let your brother Han also operate two accounts at the same time to enter the top three]
[Tea coaster: five-color koala, 2333, girl, why are you slapping yourself in the face? "them"?You just said that Drooling Youhan and Ai Youhan were opened by the same person. 】
[Ai Youhan: Yes, I am Youhan's trumpet, are you afraid?]
Qi Youhan burst out laughing.Although the name of this Ai Youhan is a bit disgusting, the person is quite interesting.
Just now, the few players who had been mocking and turned away from the trumpet to speak for themselves touched their faces, damn it, it hurts a bit.
The game requires players who complete more than 50% of the song's actions to advance to the next song. Therefore, after the sixth song, fewer and fewer players stay on the field. By the eighth song, the song requires a hand speed of 270. At this time There are only five players remaining in the game.
The five people were arranged in the same room, ranked according to the score, Qi Youhan stood at the front to lead the dance, Ai Youhan stood just behind him on the left, and the two stood in the middle, Qi Youhan finally saw clearly "Ai Youhan" The appearance, the same default hairstyle as myself, and the default beggar suit, are particularly conspicuous in a row of players with shiny fashions and furball pets.
Like him, obviously a trumpet, but who would it be?Do they really know each other?
Stretching, waiting for the prelude to play, Qi Youhan moved his neck left and right, and when he caught a glimpse of Yue Mo's screen beside him, he suddenly stopped moving.
Look at Yue Mo, then look at your own screen, then look at Yue Mo's computer, no, why is this screen exactly the same as your own?
Qi Youhan's forehead twitched reflexively, and suddenly grabbed Yue Mo's arm and asked, "Ai Youhan?"
Yue Mo smiled slightly and replied, "Daughter-in-law."
This was an admission in disguise, and Qi Youhan replied, "Who is your wife? Don't you think you're disgusted by this id..."
"Please hold back."
Qi Youhan: "..." I really want to spit on him.
There was no time to find out why Yue Mo chose such a disgusting name, the prelude had already been played, and Qi Youhan went back to the computer and started typing along with the song.
After eight songs, Qi Youhan ranked first with 526 million points, followed by Yue Mo with 480 million points. The score of last month's championship is actually very high, but Qi Youhan and Qi Youhan After a comparison, it was a bit shabby, with 360 million points. At this time, this friend who threatened to win the championship this time, his expression turned ugly.
What does the 160 million gap mean?It means that for the next 300-speed song, if he dances the whole song, and Han doesn't dance even once, he won't be able to catch up!
If it weren't for "Ai Youhan", this time the champion would have been won by Qi Youhan.
The friends who were clamoring to let the cold wave strike and slap their faces and Han Han, now one by one became dull and silent.say what?Saying anything will make your face swell, and sophistry is too pale. If others don't say a word, just pressing a few buttons will block this group of people who have just opened their mouths and have nothing to say.
Qi Youhan's motto - strength hits the face, hits the face hurts.
And he wouldn't take them so cheaply, don't pull hatred on his skin itches.
[Youhan: Little brother Han, brother said that your level is broken, do you accept it? 】
When the cold wave hit, he felt uncomfortable being blocked. He wanted to yell, but he didn't dare!This month is really bad luck for eight lifetimes, meeting such a plague god.Not accepting and holding back, it hurt him internally.
[Youhan: Ah, and what about the guy who said that as long as I hit two beats, I'll be eaten?How much are you going to eat?How about I provide you with some ingredients?It's omelet-flavored, and it also includes fried dough sticks. 】
Everyone: "..."
Qi Youhan was screaming all by himself, but if he was equally arrogant, no one dared to refute this time.To refute is to scold. If someone scolds you mdzz without a pause, you can only reply, yes, I am mentally retarded.
Sure enough, the ninth song became a duet show between Qi Youhan and Yue Mo.
If you don’t press 2 buttons within 10 seconds and hit the Enter key in sync with the rhythm to confirm, the character will not be able to dance out of the dance steps. When the cold wave hits, half of the dance steps cannot be played, so you can only stand aside stupidly. The level is already enough to make the nympho girls scream. Today, at the same level, the nympho girls also scream, but the partner has already changed.
[Saccharification: Ahhh!You Han and Han, love and Han, it's great, it's great! 】
[Sister Pang Mang: I have never seen such a fast hand speed! ! !Aw, ow, ow, I want to give birth to a monkey for you~~]
[Love Planning Bureau: After watching Youhan and Ai Youhan's dance, I suddenly felt that I was too low to give birth to a monkey for this cold wave that spent half of the time standing in a corner]
[Wan Shou Wu Boundless: Ah, honey cp feeling, let's be together]
The cold wave hits me so I want to cry. If I had known that there would be such two awesome characters, I would have slapped him twice before the game, but he would not say such pretentious words as "the champion must be me", and the other two would be dancing. , He was the only one standing there looking stupid, shame on him!
When the ninth song was finished, the whole world was boiling.
[Tea Coaster: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!I can't help cursing! 300 speed, not a single beat was missed, every dance step came out!Miracle! 】
[Male flight attendant: Puff, isn't it just the knee, take it! 】
[Leading Sparrow-billed Bulbul: Ah!My knees are stuck to the ground and I can’t stand up what to do Σ(°△°|||)】
[Five-Dimensional Priest: Fuck, two cheaters, they must be cheating]
[gm: Please rest assured, players, there were no signs of cheating detected during the game]
[Tea coaster: Hahahaha, gm said it well, slap in the face in seconds! 】
[naoh: I just want to ask the five-dimensional priest, how much Xiang are you going to eat? 】
So what Qi Youhan said is very correct. When playing games, you can't talk too much. In order to protect your facial skin, you'd better leave yourself a little leeway at all times.
After the ninth song, after a rest, the prelude to the tenth song sounded.
The cold wave hit and did not complete 50% of the dance steps, so they were unable to advance, and there were only two beggars, Youhan and Aiyouhan, left on the field.
Qi Youhan took the lead with 660 million points, and Yue Mo was not to be outdone, holding on to 620 million points.After chasing so closely, Qi Youhan was under pressure. He didn't know what the tenth song would be, and he couldn't find any clues on the Internet.
For 300 yuan, you can buy 100 fried dough sticks wrapped in egg cakes!
After the prelude, the tenth most mysterious song finally unveiled her veil.
280 speed, the speed is slightly reduced, but at the moment when the prescribed set of direction keys (ten) appeared, Qi Youhan was dumbfounded.
Yes, he was so stupid that the corners of his big eyes didn't droop, his eyes stared like Bambi, and he came back to his senses after two seconds.
What's the situation!What's the situation!The ten arrow keys only appeared for half a second and then disappeared. Qi Youhan didn't see the last two keys clearly. How do I type this?How about tricking me?
The player and Qi Youhan had the same reaction.
[Grocery cake: I'm a llama!What was that just now? 】
[Male flight attendant: I'm going, and it disappeared in a flash. How do I call this? 】
[naoh: It's blind typing? ! 】
[Tea coaster: European Blind Typing! exm? 】
[Orange brown: I didn't see the ten arrow keys clearly, so the perverted game company actually asked the player to type all ten keys? 】
Qi Youhan's heart is broken, he seems to find that the game company is teasing him...
What broke Qi Youhan even more was——
[Grocery cake: I'm a llama! ! ! !He jumped out again! 】
[naoh: Ma Ma!Not enough knees! 】
[Love Planning Bureau: I didn't even see clearly, but he jumped out! 】
Accompanied by a string of exclamation points in the world's messages, Qi Youhan turned to Yue Mo in horror, only to see Yue Mo was calm and relaxed, but his fingers were so fast that he couldn't see clearly.
Then look back at the total points, and dance a dance step. The perfect rhythm is 5 points. Most of Yue Mo's rhythm is good, and each step has 3 points. If this continues, and 14 more steps, Qi Youhan's first real I can't keep it.
Damn, my quiche!
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