His home attack always doesn't let him pretend

Da Lei said to himself: "Look at you Qi Youhan is so caring, why, we men and women don't eat the indifferent Monk Yue, have enlightened into the world of mortals?"

Having said that, I imagined that Yue Mo, who only had Rubik's Cube in his mind, and was incomprehensible at other times, was blushing and sweetly in love. He amused himself, and burst out laughing.He just entertained himself, and didn't expect Yue Mo to answer, so he was choked by Yue Mo's "right".

Da Lei was so surprised that he could put an egg in his mouth: "What did you say? Are you in a relationship?"

Yue Mo replied indifferently: "I haven't caught up yet."

"Is it true that you are chasing Qi Youhan?"

Yue Mo was still indifferent: "It's him."

"Pfft..." Da Lei coughed and took several tissues to wipe the saliva from his mouth, "Qi Youhan is a man, right?"

Yue Mo gave Da Lei a look of "Isn't this obvious?"

Da Lei exaggeratedly covered his heart with his hands: "After staying in the army for so many years, I couldn't even find a woman. You didn't react at all when there were so many handsome guys with first-rate bodies, and now you actually told me that you were chasing a man." , are you kidding me?"

Yue Mo said very seriously: "I didn't tease you, I chased you very seriously."

Da Lei raised his voice: "Seriously? How did you chase after him?"

Yue Mo turned his hand back and took out a slap book from his butt pocket. The pages were yellowed, it was a bit old, and it was still in traditional Chinese characters. Da Lei pulled it over and read it—"Guide to Chasing Love".

Lei Binpeng: "..."

Turning it over, the first page is the table of contents, it can be seen that Yue Mo is really serious, there are notes on the table of contents, and he will tick the borders for the things completed according to the guide.

Then, Lei Binpeng was completely speechless——

1. Do some attention-grabbing actions to make her pay attention to you√

2. Use some distinctive behaviors to make her actively communicate with you√

3. Praise her and praise her√

4. Haunt her and let her get used to your presence√

5. Treat her coldly, play hard to get √

6. It's cold and hot, let her care

7. Conquer her with technology and let her be devoted to you

8. Marriage with a son, a fruitful cultivation

Seeing the back, Lei Binpeng was about to vomit blood: "If you can chase people like this and you can catch them, you must be a match made in heaven!"

Yue Mo nodded deeply, "We are made for each other."

Da Lei raised his forehead: "I'm mocking you, don't take it seriously..."

Yue Mo didn't speak, he felt that before today, the effect was pretty good.

Da Lei is not surprised when two men are together, and it is not uncommon to see two soldiers in a place full of yang energy in the army.

But the relationship between him and Yue Mo is too good, so I have to ask a few more questions: "This road is not easy to walk, and, have you considered Qi Youhan's idea, he is a person who has a girlfriend, he could have walked Yang Guan said, but you want to drag him into the water."

Yue Mo lowered his brows and muttered, his face that had been firm just now was shaken by two points, and he put it together again: "He is very good."

The implication is that he will not let go.

Once Yue Mo made up his mind, Da Lei couldn't persuade him, so he could only bless him. He briefly asked about Yue Mo's chasing situation, and gave him advice: "I will tell you from my experience in chasing wives, this guide is basically It’s just misleading my son. If you want to chase him, just be nice to him. Otherwise, why didn’t he come at noon after eating the porridge you sent him in the morning?”

Yue Mo's heart sank to the bottom, thinking of the bowl of chicken porridge that had been left alone for five hours, Yue Mo's face became gloomy again.

"You haven't chased anyone before, I won't talk about you, but you have to know that these days, it's not fashionable to treat him coldly and play hard to get."

Yue Mo held his breath, probably reflecting on his stupid mistakes.

Da Lei continued: "There is only one guideline that can be used for reference. At other times, all you have to do is think about him and treat him well, but don't put too much pressure on him."

Yue Mo thought about it carefully and nodded, then asked, "Which one can we learn from?"

"Conquer her with technology and make her fall in love with you."

Yue Mo got up abruptly and was about to leave.

Da Lei shouted, "Where are you going?"

"Conquer him with technology."

Da Lei made a lewd-smile: "Hey, take it easy, I wish you success!"

Yue Mo went back to the Internet cafe again. To his disappointment, Qi Youhan was not there. The thermos cup was placed on the counter intact, and the spoon beside it was also there. Yue Mo felt like a big stone was hanging on his heart, heavy and Akira, wishing the time could go back to the morning, he never said that sentence.He picked up the cup and wanted to pour out all the porridge, but suddenly his expression brightened, he hurriedly opened the cup to see that it was empty and clean, Yue Mo's restless heart suddenly settled down, and he bent over in a daze Freezing smile.

But the next day, Yue Mo's heart sank again because Qi Youhan didn't come.

Yue Mo checked Qi Youhan's work and rest time. Every Tuesday morning is the day when Qi Youhan made an appointment to be a thug for others. Before eight o'clock, he would curl up his neck and crawl into the Internet cafe to keep warm. 08:30 The work officially started, but today, the clock passed 9 o'clock, and Qi Youhan didn't even arrive.

Could it be... something happened?

The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became. After waiting until 10 o'clock, Qi Youhan still hadn't seen him. Yue Mo couldn't sit still. The feeling of being left out by his sweetheart for five hours yesterday wasn't very good. It's not his style to continue waiting like this today. Go to the Shikumen rented by Qi Youhan.

Yue Mo originally thought that it would take a little effort to find Qi Youhan's place, but it turned out to be a no-brainer. As soon as he reached the street corner, he heard a group of elders and aunts carrying vegetable baskets discussing.

"An accident happened in Building 26, do you (you) know?"

"What's the matter?"

"It's a fight, it's scary, the rent is in arrears, and the landlord messed up everything in the house."

"Oh, who is fighting with who?"

"Hey, that guy who came out to sneak out two days ago, a good-looking guy, got into a fight with the second landlord."

"Oh, you said that bird that can talk rolling."

Yue Mo was shocked, and something happened, so he ran to No. 26!

No. 26 was easy to find, and the sound of arguing could be heard from far away. Yue Mo rushed in three steps and two steps. In less than a few seconds, he had already rushed to the second floor. He happened to see Qi Youhan being punched in the cheek. He was in a panic. fell to the ground.Surrounded by a circle of women who dare not go up to persuade the fight.

A string in Yue Mo's brain "bang!" broke, and his heart skipped a beat.

Seeing that the man wanted to hit him again, he let out an angry roar, raised his leg and kicked the man's head, kicking the man into a daze, after the kick was over, he punched the man on the cheek again, just Qi Youhan was punched in the same place, and the man fell to the ground with a wail, his tears and nose flowed from the beating, and he opened his eyes with blurred vision while moaning.

The women watching on the side were all stunned by the man who suddenly came out with fierce eyes.

Seeing the man curled up on the ground in pain, Yue Mo would not be able to get up for a while, so he walked up to Qi Youhan and picked him up: "It's all right."

Qi Youhan touched the left side of his face, hissed his mouth in pain, let out a sound of pooh, looked down at the crumbling small objects in the corridor and the scattered clothes that had been trampled to pieces, he was so angry that he didn't care about his image, he clenched his hands tightly His fists kept shaking: "Fuck!"

Yue Mo had never seen Qi Youhan so angry, even if those two disgusting former teammates came to find fault, he had never seen him angry, and asked softly: "What's going on?"

Qi Youhan kept a dark face and refused to say anything, but looking at the clothes and cabinets on the ground, Yue Mo made a rough guess.

The guy lying on the bottom slowed down for 2 minutes, covered his swollen face and yelled at Qi Youhan, scolding extremely harshly, cursing a series of obscenities: "You son of a bitch, a poor beggar who has money, please The thugs have no money to pay the rent?"

When Qi Youhan heard this, his face turned even darker. He is such a face-saving person, but he was scolded in public as a poor beggar.

Seeing that he had poked Qi Youhan's sore spot, the man scolded even more vigorously: "Little white face, you can see that you are not doing business properly at first glance. You have nothing but a face, and you are still crippled. This person is here to help you, so it's not because he has tasted you." It smells like it." After finishing speaking, he smiled wretchedly, "There was a man who knocked on the door before and said he wanted to have sex with you, disgusting homosexual!"

Qi Youhan's expression became even uglier, he gritted his teeth tightly, trying not to erupt.

The aunts and mothers next to me couldn't stand it anymore, and one of them plucked up the courage to speak back and scolded: "Obviously I and the woman next door didn't know each other, and the reduction of the woman's rent was imposed on Xiao Qi. If you hit someone, you'll have to face!"

"That's right, Nong is the Lassi bastard (beggar)!"

"You second landlord is disgusting. When we don't know that you are hiding from her husband and having sex with her? Cena (expletive), that woman said she wanted to pay 200 yuan less rent, so you lied to Xiao Qi that the landlord raised the price, Force him to make up the difference."

The man was punctured, swearing and getting up and pretending to hit the woman, the aunts backed away in fright.

Yue Mo didn't have any worries, he raised the corners of his mouth ferociously, and walked down the corridor. The sound of the hard soles of the leather shoes hitting the floor was like knocking on the man's forehead. Had to climb two steps back.

"what--!"

The painful cry reverberated in the floor for an instant, without seeing it clearly, Yue Mo had already stepped hard on the man's stomach, right on the internal organs, the pain was so painful that the man almost passed out.

The man was beaten to a pale face, looking at Yue Mo trembling.

Yue Mo sneered: "Keep your mouth clean."

The second landlord was not reconciled, and wanted to scold him again, but Yue Mo's feet were even harder, causing him to groan, his face was twisted in pain, his eyes turned black, and he didn't even have the energy to speak: "Be careful, I'll call the police..."

Yue Mo snorted coldly, then turned to his aunt and asked, "Who did it first?"

The aunts replied one after another: "Gezeraxi (this rubbish) did it first!"

"Oh?" Yue Mo raised his eyebrows and squeezed out a sinister smile, "Report, I beg you."

Yue Mo's ferocious expression made the second landlord feel guilty at once. It was his own fault, and he might not be able to tell who suffered the loss when he reported to the police. In the end, he had to compromise, pointing at Yue Mo, shaking his arms up and down: "Forget it, you're cruel, the rent and compensation I don't want gold anymore, hurry up and get out of your pile of trash!"

Let go of his feet, and under Yue Mo's cold eyes, the man pushed away from the crowd of onlookers and staggered away clutching his stomach. He didn't even take two steps when his feet went limp and he fell on the stairs with a bruised nose and a swollen face, but he didn't even bother to curse. I just want to get away from Yue Mo that plague god as soon as possible.