His home attack always doesn't let him pretend

Yue Mo watched Qi Youhan rush out, and within half an hour, he rushed back with a repeater in his hand. Just as Yue Mo was still wondering, he saw Qi Youhan sitting back in his seat and placing the repeater near the computer. , the speaker was aimed at Yue Mo, and a series of angry roars came out of the speaker.

"Yue Mo, get out, get out, get out!"

"Yue Mo, get out, get out, get out!"

Yue Mo burst into laughter, he was so childish!

Hahaha, why is my sweetheart so naive.

Yue Mo laughed so much that his chest and abdomen heaved, Qi Youhan was dumbfounded, didn't Yue Mo feel annoyed?Why didn't it work.

After laughing for a full 2 ​​minutes, Yue Mo calmed down a bit, but it didn't get any better. The corners of his mouth were raised, obviously holding back his laughter. Sometimes he couldn't hold it back, so he made a pop, and Qi Youhan felt that he was being ridiculed.

The repeater sang "Yue Mo, get out, get out, get out!" after 10 minutes of singing, Qi Youhan himself got tired of listening to it, and Yue Mo remained motionless as a mountain.

Later, even the young man sitting next to Yue Mo couldn't take it anymore, and cursed: "What kind of shit, can you turn it off?"

If you can't drive Yue Mo away, Qi Youhan himself is also in a bad mood: "If you can't stand it, then wear earphones, if you can't stand it anymore, you can change the phone."

The young man cursed again, and obediently changed the machine.

Complaining while walking, the two of them have been chattering and sticking together for a month, why haven't they gotten together yet, they are all anxious for them!

When he walked to the front desk, he was still swearing, and the magic sound filled his ears, and it was all fucking "Yue Mo, get out, get out, get out."

A little girl stood at the front desk and asked, "Return the machine?"

The young man was still full of divine songs at the moment, and replied impatiently: "Yue Mo, get lost..."

"..."

Said half that he was going crazy, and scratched Liu Hai on his forehead: "Change the machine!"

Qi Youhan used a repeater to drive away the two rows of people sitting around him, except for Yue Mo.

The repeater was placed next to the computer, within Yue Mo's reach, but Yue Mo didn't even raise his hand to turn off the repeater, and just kept laughing there, with top-notch endurance, and Qi Youhan stared at The Wonderful Story of the World They also stared at Yue Mo.

Why didn't it work on him?

For 10 minutes, Qi Youhan couldn't bear it by himself, put on the earphones, but Yue Mo still looked like a deaf man, not caring about everything, playing with the Rubik's Cube that Qi Youhan had dismantled, with a smile on his lips without hiding it Well, Qi Youhan didn't feel disgusted, on the contrary, he annoyed himself, and others took you as a joke.

Qi Youhan was suffocating, but he didn't believe it. Yue Mo must be annoyed, but he didn't show it on the surface, just like Qi Youhan was trying to save face.

If half an hour is not enough, then one hour, if one hour is not enough, then two hours, if you persist to the end, you will win.

But...

Although the repeater worked hard, "Yue Mo, go away, go away, go away, go away."

He also bowed his head: "Yue Mo, get out, get out, get out."

But it's over after death: "Yue Mo, get out of here~~~Gu um... get off, filthy~~ get off... er off~~"

All of a sudden, he roared like a coquettish panting, with wavy lines flying all over the sky, the voice was still Qi Youhan's own, and he continued to moan diligently: "Yue Mo... Gu~~ Mmm! Go... Go... Mmm~ "

Qi Youhan's face turned red and white.

The repeater is out of power and out of tune!Let's go!It was like doing aerobic exercise on the bed and I couldn't help myself. After a meal and a breath, the "um! um... get out", came out of the taste of wanting to refuse and welcome, which made people feel itchy and scalp numb.

In particular, Qi Youhan's voice can still be heard even though it is out of tune.Hearing himself "jiaochuan", the llama in Qi Youhan's heart was about to ascend to heaven.

The other guests in the Internet cafe who were close couldn't help but turn their heads and laughed at him strangely, embarrassing!

Reaching out to grasp, wanting to turn off the repeater.

But this time, Yue Mo moved suddenly, so fast that Qi Youhan didn't see clearly, the repeater had already run into Yue Mo's hands.

"Give it back to me!" Qi Youhan leaned forward to snatch it, Yue Mo leaned back, dodged it, handed the repeater to his ear, half-closed his eyes and listened, enjoying himself, as if Qi Youhan was sitting astride He groaned and gasped for breath, begging for joy.

Qi Youhan was ashamed and angry.

"Qi Youhan" "wooed" for another 30 seconds, the battery died, and the repeater finally quieted down.

Yue Mo returned the repeater to Qi Youhan with a relaxed expression of being served, "It's pretty good, we'll continue tomorrow."

Qi Youhan's face was so lively and lively, especially bloody, Yue Mo thought to himself, it's so beautiful, my sweetheart looks good in any expression, but the expression of shame and indignation is even more beautiful, the most beautiful must be lying on his body With a groaning expression, yes.

How could Qi Youhan dare to continue, if he did it again, he would lose all his face, how would he have the face to come to this Internet cafe?

Others in the Internet cafe looked back at him because of Qi Youhan's "jiaochuan", and whispered to him, Qi Youhan got angry: "What are you looking at, I haven't played with a repeater before!"

After grabbing the repeater, I really want to crush it.In fact, there is no need for it. The repeater made a strange clicking sound and immediately smoked to commit suicide.

If one plan failed, another plan was made, today Qi Youhan didn't play as a fighter and didn't have a match, so he left with a repeater that made him feel ashamed.I didn't go home either, and sent WeChat outside the Internet cafe in the cold wind.

【Youhan: Is your bird still there】

【Da Yinchi: Σ(°△°|||) what do you want to do】

[Right Han: I will borrow your bird for use]

There was a pause for dozens of seconds.

[Da Yin Chi: But I'm not attacking... Are you itchy? 】

Qi Youhan: "..." Has this guy been this dirty before?Who did you learn from?

[Youhan: I'm talking about your mynah!Mynah!Not the bird under your crotch! 】

【Dayinzhi: Oh...you come】

Qi Youhan put the mobile phone in his pocket, took out two dollars, and ran to the bus stop.

When throwing money into the coin box on the bus, Qi Youhan's heart was the steel coin that was dropped, "cracking", it was a meat bag!

An hour after arriving at Da Yinchi's house, Qi Youhan huddled up and rang the doorbell, and there was a voice answering the door: "Wait a minute!"

Autumn and winter change seasons, this year it's extremely cold, Qi Youhan's ears and nose are red from the cold, and he is jumping outside the door with his arms folded, but his legs are stiff, he still feels cold, his hands are even colder, and he wants to go inside to warm up warm.

But waiting left and right for no one to open the door, rubbing my cold hands, feeling uncomfortable, thinking how nice it would be if my hands were always warm.For some reason, he thought of Yue Mo's two-stove stove, which became hot when he rubbed it, and his hands were warm and comfortable.

Qi Youhan was silent for a while, then suddenly let out a "pooh".Why is that man so haunted.

After 5 minutes, the door finally opened. The person who answered the door was a young man who was about the same age as Qi Youhan. Glasses look very refined.If I really want to describe it, it is probably the recently popular salt face.

It's a pity that his personality and appearance don't quite match, and he's really cute all day long.

Qi Youhan has a very close relationship with him, and he has no scruples in speaking, and scolds immediately: "Turtle, you open the door so slowly, I'm so cold."

"I happened to be squatting on the toilet, so you should blame me for coming..." Da Yinchi was still shrinking his belt, feeling aggrieved.

Qi Youhan snorkeled into the room, and the heat blowing towards his face revived his whole body full of blood: "Where's your bird?"

Da Yinchi lowered his head and looked at his crotch...

Qi Youhan: "..."

Scratching his head embarrassingly, Da Yin smirked twice: "I put it in the bedroom."

Qi Youhan turned around the living room partition on the left hand side of the door, his vision suddenly opened up, and he walked towards the bedroom.

Da Yin Chi has been following behind Qi Youhan: "What do you want to borrow my bird for?"

Qi Youhan: "I want to borrow a few days, I want to teach him how to speak."

Dayinchi looked confused: "You're just a gamer, what can you do with my bird?"

"I was stalked by someone recently. I want to teach your bird to say a few words to drive people away, so as to annoy him away. Just ask whether you want to borrow it or not."

"Okay." Da Yinchi was also very straightforward, "How long do you borrow? Do you have money to support?"

Qi Youhan was suddenly pierced by thousands of arrows...

Sure enough, it's all black when you break it apart.

In fact, Da Yinchi was quite gossipy: "Is the person who is pestering you a man or a woman?"

"male."

Da Yinzhi: "You say I like men, and the ones who confess to me are all girls. You like women, why are there so many men?"

Qi Youhan expressed a headache: "I also want to know..."

"If only we could switch."

"that is……"

Hey... Both sides sighed together, feeling sorry for each other.

The little mynah who is crazy about music is a young man who is not afraid of strangers at all. He has an orange beak with a yellow tip, which is very bright in color. There are two yellow ear wires behind his eyes. His fur is black and shiny, and he looks very beautiful.

Qi Youhan stretched out his hand to tease it, and it yelled loudly: "Handsome guy, do you need a boyfriend? Handsome guy, do you need a boyfriend?"

Qi Youhan snorted: "You usually teach it to say this? You are too hungry."

Da Yin Chi was very embarrassed, and hurriedly explained: "I didn't teach it, it's very smart, I opened YY once and didn't care, it learned by itself from those rotten girls in YY."

Qi Youhan nodded in agreement, but his eyes were full of ridicule, with a look of "I understand, I understand", and the explanation was just a cover-up expression.

Dayinzhi said that the baby is very tired...

Later, Dayin Chi prepared bird food for Qi Youhan for a week, explained to him how to teach mynah to talk, and invited Qi Youhan to stay for dinner.

Qi Youhan was able to eat decently for the first time this month, and he was so moved that he would be embarrassed to play with his buddy who grew up wearing a crotch.

The meals were all ordered from takeaways, Qi Youhan saw his appetite soared, his mood improved instantly, and even Yue Mo was forgotten by him.

The fly in the ointment is that, during the meal, Da Yin Chi's cell phone jingled non-stop, and Qi Youhan listened annoyed: "I'm a busy person, I won't let you go even if I have a meal."

Da Yinchi frowned and pouted, and then turned off the phone directly, obviously he had something on his mind.

Brother is in trouble, Qi Youhan has to be concerned: "You are heartless all day long, why are you still on your mind?"

Da Yin pursed his lips: "I've been hit, just now, it was all other people's fans who came to my Weibo to scold me..."