[Longmen] Quiet and cute social animal recognizes big brother online
Chapter 23 The Social Animal Version of Angry Birds
Gone are the peaceful days.
Alyssa should have guessed that the too smooth life is the prelude to the storm, and what is worse, Xu Shen will definitely and definitely belong to the kind who believes in "a good girl is afraid of a man". Her subtle rejection is all regarded as a daughter's shyness .
——Fuck you so shy.
By uncovering the tiles, Tengqi recorded every word in the book. On a certain day of a certain year, Miss Ai beat up the doll, and the name of the sticker was changed to Xu Chong.
Sitting on the roof, looking at the stars at night, he sometimes thought that it might be a good thing that Miss Ai forgot about the governor, after all, being in Xichang is equivalent to collaborating with eunuchs, which is harmful to an ordinary woman.
It’s best to forget.. Between the two, the governor will remember that he protects Miss Ai. If the girl doesn’t want to marry, then she won’t marry. A general is not a problem. The governor only wants the girl to live in peace.
Teng Qi hopes that the governor will hurry up and get rid of this general.
Alyssa is dealing with the eldest sister who came to the door suddenly. The uninvited appearance is similar to the cuckoo chicks occupying other bird's nests. The elder sister's words are very fast, like machine | In the third sentence, her anxiety at the moment is like doing a listening test, and her mind is thinking 'what is this? ''What is this again? 'Two sentences jump up and down.
When I was in a state of desperation, Wu Yaren brought her little grandson to visit. This is about Alisa’s oven. Italy is known as a European foodie, and France is luxurious. It is low-key and friendly to the people. For example, her favorite pie, Liked the pizza.
An oven is needed to make these, so she has an oven. It is impossible to make only one pie or pizza each time. Sometimes she makes too much and distributes it to the neighbors and Wu Ya’s family. Occasionally, the neighbors and Wu Ya’s family will share The pickled vegetables at home were given to her, and because of these interactions, there were two more jars in the kitchen to store these pickled vegetables. On this street, she got along well with people.
Wu Yaren helped her get rid of Sister Li, and Sister Li looked more like a mouse seeing a cat from her expression.
She sneered, "【These women.. are all like |old| cats that smell fishy..】"
Alisa learns a new word, "[Old cat?]"
Wu Yaren covered his mouth and smiled, and slowed down his speech, "[Don't worry about that, I want to ask Miss Ai if she has someone she likes today?]"
Alyssa, "[Is it important?]"
"【I see that the girl is alone, and I want to tell you about her relatives.】"
It was too early to say WTF before, but now it is said that the fire is just right, and.. she is sure and responsibly said that her single tax has been paid for nothing!
What do women want from men?
With a car and a house, both parents died.
This sentence can also be applied to men's hopes for women. Alisa has a house, is rich, is young and beautiful. Both parents are dead, which means that she has no mother's family and no messy relatives. She is a perfect marriage partner [very bullying The Fat Sheep], since she is Orchid, everyone is hesitating and watching.
Until Xu Canjun appeared, others were afraid that she, a little fat sheep, would fall into the hands of others and was on her way. Today, she is at most the vanguard. In Wu Yaren's description, the threshold will be broken.
No exaggeration, the condition is like her, and she is not a widow, she is simply the best of the best, plus the good impression passed down from the neighbors in the neighborhood is extra points, the popularity of passers-by is too high, apart from feeling distressed for five taels of silver, I don't want to come up with a good solution once and for all. There is no peace either.
"[Are you still considering leaving here for the capital?]"
After hearing this, Tengqi suggested to her again that he could stop the local ruffians, but he couldn't stop these seven aunts and eight aunts.
Alisa dared not go out in order to avoid those who said she was close to her. After talking to the head of the rattan team, they all moved in and stood on top of the wall. It was so miserable.
She still rejects this suggestion, "【This kind of thing will happen wherever you go.】"
Even if you get married, you will still have troubles about getting married. At that time, it was not enough for one person to eat and the whole family was not hungry. There were too many worries and things, and there was no freedom.
Tengqi had a headache, why did this girl not listen to persuasion, "【You can't hide in the courtyard forever.】"
Speaking of this, Alyssa had no choice but to ask the other party to help, "【Leader Vine, can you help me?"
Fujishichi, "[?]"
Throwing down the folded paper, she smiled obsequiously, "【I'm missing a little something at home, I want to ask you to buy it for me.】"
Fujishichi, who had already seen line No.15, suddenly raised her head, "[a little bit?]"
This girl wants to empty the grocery store? !
Before she came up with a good solution, this was a long-term war of resistance. She had already simulated the outside of the gate as a zombie-infested doomsday. Don't worry, there is a well at home, and the draft is no problem. The walls are thick and high, so no need to worry. □□Ordinary people don't want to come in.
She forgot that some people are not ordinary, and ordinary people can't get off the battlefield.
"【Mr. Xu?!】"
Alyssa covered her mouth to keep her screams from waking up a group of howling walking dead, dragging the bear off the wall and eating it raw.
Xu Shen will be caught in an embarrassing scene once on a whim, no matter how good his psychological quality is, he will be embarrassed, "【I want to see Miss Ai so I made this decision.】"
She was not moved, even disgusted, "[It's also very rude, what will my neighbors think when they see it, Mr. General.]"
Under the girl's gaze, Xu Shenjiang blushed, he looked like a young boy at a very young age, he hadn't thought about it.
Hearing the movement, Teng Qi climbed up the wall with an iron ruler in his hand, searched again, and confirmed that Miss Ai ignored it, and stared at General Xu on the opposite wall with eagle eyes. On this little general.
Alisa felt that someone was paying attention to the movement here. There have been enough gossips at the door recently, and one more thing, she doesn't know if her stomach can bear it.
"【Mr. General, it's too late today, I'm going to sleep! If you have anything to do, please knock on the door tomorrow and discuss in detail,]"
General Xu was dismissed, and it was another's turn.
"[Girl, let's forget it?]" According to Jin Yiwei's habit of shooting, General Xu Shen is not dead, he should lie on the floor of the Xichang Prison and leave intact, Teng Qi is not used to it.
Alisa put down the self-defense stick, considered the deviation of force value, and said, "[Beating people is not my strong point, can it be resolved peacefully or peacefully.]"
Tengqi was silent for a moment, and reminded, "[Miss Ai, I am a local police officer.]"
“【I know, I also know that the rattan leader is my neighbor.】”
Alyssa was relaxed and cheerful, but she was not relaxed. After Xu Can knocked on the door, it was equivalent to starting the doomsday war|war. There was no need to pull others into his own battlefield, or lose the future of the rattan team leader. , Sometimes people obediently bow their heads to power and status.
"【Good night.】"
Alisa closed the door and opened the dressing box. Inside was her Uzi leather knife, which she thought she would not need for a stable life, but it turned out to be the opposite.
Standing on the top of the wall, Tengqi wanted to expose his identity for the first time, and made Xu Chong|old|dog kneel on the ground begging for mercy. He still had reason and would not do such stupid things like suicide, and let Xichang spend all his efforts to collect evidence of corruption and crimes committed by border officials. .
This night is destined to be unsettled, reminiscent of the night before the Crusades, Alisa is like Constantinople waiting to be conquered, what do the Crusades and marriage have in common, both are for an absurd Thoughts become actions.
And she and Constantinople were unwilling to be victims of this incident. She was unwilling to please the men who would become husbands in the future to learn painting, and it is impossible to lose to a group of matchmakers today.
Again, isn't Da Vinci good?It is said that he is G, and she is very willing to be a G honey who talks about everything with him.
Xu Shenjiang couldn't believe that this short-haired and shocking person was Alisa, and in his impression she was a gentle and conservative woman.
"【Ai...Miss Ai...your head, hair...]"
Alyssa stroked her short hair that couldn't circle her fingers, and said with a smile, "【I've been expressing one thing, but I don't want to hurt anyone. I thought I should be able to convey my thoughts to the general with a silent attitude. Sir, and others.]”
“[Unfortunately, Mr. General Shen and others did not understand, so I have the responsibility and obligation to come out and explain to everyone and solve the problem.]”
There was a kind of responsibility in her words, which hit General Xu's heart. What he wanted was not a weak and sick wife who was born dependent on her husband. He wanted a mistress who left her husband and still managed the house independently, so that he could raise a son of the general. He felt more and more that it would be a pity in his life not to marry this girl, and it was a blessing to marry her.
No matter how you want to marry her, it is not easy to climb the flowers on the high cliff, and the development of things is beyond his expectation.
Alisa held the cross pendant and spoke word by word with the words she could learn. "[I believe in religion, my family is a devout believer, when I was born, my father decided to make me a nun serving our Lord, I was baptized by the bishop at the age of three, and became a member of the nun at the age of eight. The life of a nun is very simple, the only thing to do Pray for lifelong vows.]”
“[To become an official nun, a nun needs to remain pure to serve the Lord God. I was a nun at the age of 13, and I will not be able to marry for life.]”
Xu Shenjiang took some time to digest this passage, pointed to her short hair and said, "[Miss Ai will do everything in order to reject Xu.]"
“[No, according to the doctrine, nuns have to cut their hair,]” Alisa concluded in one sentence, “[This is the power of religion.]”
I remember that Alisa said that her whole family believed in religion, Christianity. To be precise, since Rome was divided into East and West, Christianity also split into Eastern Orthodoxy, Catholicism, and later Protestantism happened. Work in Germany, far from now.
Florence believes in Catholicism, which was split from Christianity. Every year before Easter, the old Ettoli will take his family to the Vatican St. Petersburg Cathedral to attend the Pope's Mass. At night, before the cross is lit , The Pope will give blessings to the congregation present, the scene is huge and full of madness, cheering like a wave shakes the mountains and shakes the world.
The world is at the feet of the Pope.
The fact is also the same, the power of religion made the medieval king no matter how powerful |Krass|Klaas had to kneel and kiss the pope|the instep of the pope and wear a crown. There were pioneers who rejected the pope and were soon labeled as rebellious| End, accept the crusade, the ending is usually not ideal.
Alyssa hangs old Ettore's crucifix, but she's really only interested in baking cakes for Easter, and today she's saved by the Pope.
Zong|religion saves the sad|sorrowful|only|material|principle|righteous|.
Xu Shen said with a smile that a person who climbed out of a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood would not be frightened by her, "[Xu is going to drive away those matchmakers that Ms. Ai doesn't like.]"
"[Similarly, I hope Miss Ai will consider Xu Mou's sincerity.]"
Alyssa smiled and didn't answer, but her answer must have been 'oh leak'.
"[The alarm is lifted, Mr. Xu is not a hentai.]"
Teng Qi pursed his lips. When the yamen came back, he saw Miss Ai's short hair on the wall. For a moment, he thought she was forced to become a monk. He seemed to see the governor stabbing him with a knife. He listened to her brief speech. After the process, he can die with a smile.
"【Miss Ai, you don't need to do this.】"
“[Short hair? I cut it myself, started to cut hair with an uzi knife, obviously failed, I wanted to save it, and then it became like this.]”
She scratched the top of her head, and the ends of her hair rubbed against her palms, which were soft and itchy. It felt good. Although it was an accident, the harvest was not bad.
"[By the way, Mr. Xu is not a hentai, and a hentai doesn't have such honest eyes, so who is the hentai?]"
Teng Qi seemed to see himself being flogged to death, "[Maybe there is no such thing as Miss Ai said.]"
Alisa thought about it, and after communicating with Mr. Xu, her vomiting symptoms eased a lot, and what Teng Bantou said was right.
“[You are right, there is no hentai.]”
After the turmoil passed, General Xu did not stay in Xinglin Town as he said. An experienced general like him was immediately transferred to another western fortress, which was a bit sad.
Don't be sad for too long, Alisa later heard that he was awarded the title of General Guangwei, so "frustrated in love, proud in the workplace", Xu Shen will get another kind of compensation.
Alyssa should have guessed that the too smooth life is the prelude to the storm, and what is worse, Xu Shen will definitely and definitely belong to the kind who believes in "a good girl is afraid of a man". Her subtle rejection is all regarded as a daughter's shyness .
——Fuck you so shy.
By uncovering the tiles, Tengqi recorded every word in the book. On a certain day of a certain year, Miss Ai beat up the doll, and the name of the sticker was changed to Xu Chong.
Sitting on the roof, looking at the stars at night, he sometimes thought that it might be a good thing that Miss Ai forgot about the governor, after all, being in Xichang is equivalent to collaborating with eunuchs, which is harmful to an ordinary woman.
It’s best to forget.. Between the two, the governor will remember that he protects Miss Ai. If the girl doesn’t want to marry, then she won’t marry. A general is not a problem. The governor only wants the girl to live in peace.
Teng Qi hopes that the governor will hurry up and get rid of this general.
Alyssa is dealing with the eldest sister who came to the door suddenly. The uninvited appearance is similar to the cuckoo chicks occupying other bird's nests. The elder sister's words are very fast, like machine | In the third sentence, her anxiety at the moment is like doing a listening test, and her mind is thinking 'what is this? ''What is this again? 'Two sentences jump up and down.
When I was in a state of desperation, Wu Yaren brought her little grandson to visit. This is about Alisa’s oven. Italy is known as a European foodie, and France is luxurious. It is low-key and friendly to the people. For example, her favorite pie, Liked the pizza.
An oven is needed to make these, so she has an oven. It is impossible to make only one pie or pizza each time. Sometimes she makes too much and distributes it to the neighbors and Wu Ya’s family. Occasionally, the neighbors and Wu Ya’s family will share The pickled vegetables at home were given to her, and because of these interactions, there were two more jars in the kitchen to store these pickled vegetables. On this street, she got along well with people.
Wu Yaren helped her get rid of Sister Li, and Sister Li looked more like a mouse seeing a cat from her expression.
She sneered, "【These women.. are all like |old| cats that smell fishy..】"
Alisa learns a new word, "[Old cat?]"
Wu Yaren covered his mouth and smiled, and slowed down his speech, "[Don't worry about that, I want to ask Miss Ai if she has someone she likes today?]"
Alyssa, "[Is it important?]"
"【I see that the girl is alone, and I want to tell you about her relatives.】"
It was too early to say WTF before, but now it is said that the fire is just right, and.. she is sure and responsibly said that her single tax has been paid for nothing!
What do women want from men?
With a car and a house, both parents died.
This sentence can also be applied to men's hopes for women. Alisa has a house, is rich, is young and beautiful. Both parents are dead, which means that she has no mother's family and no messy relatives. She is a perfect marriage partner [very bullying The Fat Sheep], since she is Orchid, everyone is hesitating and watching.
Until Xu Canjun appeared, others were afraid that she, a little fat sheep, would fall into the hands of others and was on her way. Today, she is at most the vanguard. In Wu Yaren's description, the threshold will be broken.
No exaggeration, the condition is like her, and she is not a widow, she is simply the best of the best, plus the good impression passed down from the neighbors in the neighborhood is extra points, the popularity of passers-by is too high, apart from feeling distressed for five taels of silver, I don't want to come up with a good solution once and for all. There is no peace either.
"[Are you still considering leaving here for the capital?]"
After hearing this, Tengqi suggested to her again that he could stop the local ruffians, but he couldn't stop these seven aunts and eight aunts.
Alisa dared not go out in order to avoid those who said she was close to her. After talking to the head of the rattan team, they all moved in and stood on top of the wall. It was so miserable.
She still rejects this suggestion, "【This kind of thing will happen wherever you go.】"
Even if you get married, you will still have troubles about getting married. At that time, it was not enough for one person to eat and the whole family was not hungry. There were too many worries and things, and there was no freedom.
Tengqi had a headache, why did this girl not listen to persuasion, "【You can't hide in the courtyard forever.】"
Speaking of this, Alyssa had no choice but to ask the other party to help, "【Leader Vine, can you help me?"
Fujishichi, "[?]"
Throwing down the folded paper, she smiled obsequiously, "【I'm missing a little something at home, I want to ask you to buy it for me.】"
Fujishichi, who had already seen line No.15, suddenly raised her head, "[a little bit?]"
This girl wants to empty the grocery store? !
Before she came up with a good solution, this was a long-term war of resistance. She had already simulated the outside of the gate as a zombie-infested doomsday. Don't worry, there is a well at home, and the draft is no problem. The walls are thick and high, so no need to worry. □□Ordinary people don't want to come in.
She forgot that some people are not ordinary, and ordinary people can't get off the battlefield.
"【Mr. Xu?!】"
Alyssa covered her mouth to keep her screams from waking up a group of howling walking dead, dragging the bear off the wall and eating it raw.
Xu Shen will be caught in an embarrassing scene once on a whim, no matter how good his psychological quality is, he will be embarrassed, "【I want to see Miss Ai so I made this decision.】"
She was not moved, even disgusted, "[It's also very rude, what will my neighbors think when they see it, Mr. General.]"
Under the girl's gaze, Xu Shenjiang blushed, he looked like a young boy at a very young age, he hadn't thought about it.
Hearing the movement, Teng Qi climbed up the wall with an iron ruler in his hand, searched again, and confirmed that Miss Ai ignored it, and stared at General Xu on the opposite wall with eagle eyes. On this little general.
Alisa felt that someone was paying attention to the movement here. There have been enough gossips at the door recently, and one more thing, she doesn't know if her stomach can bear it.
"【Mr. General, it's too late today, I'm going to sleep! If you have anything to do, please knock on the door tomorrow and discuss in detail,]"
General Xu was dismissed, and it was another's turn.
"[Girl, let's forget it?]" According to Jin Yiwei's habit of shooting, General Xu Shen is not dead, he should lie on the floor of the Xichang Prison and leave intact, Teng Qi is not used to it.
Alisa put down the self-defense stick, considered the deviation of force value, and said, "[Beating people is not my strong point, can it be resolved peacefully or peacefully.]"
Tengqi was silent for a moment, and reminded, "[Miss Ai, I am a local police officer.]"
“【I know, I also know that the rattan leader is my neighbor.】”
Alyssa was relaxed and cheerful, but she was not relaxed. After Xu Can knocked on the door, it was equivalent to starting the doomsday war|war. There was no need to pull others into his own battlefield, or lose the future of the rattan team leader. , Sometimes people obediently bow their heads to power and status.
"【Good night.】"
Alisa closed the door and opened the dressing box. Inside was her Uzi leather knife, which she thought she would not need for a stable life, but it turned out to be the opposite.
Standing on the top of the wall, Tengqi wanted to expose his identity for the first time, and made Xu Chong|old|dog kneel on the ground begging for mercy. He still had reason and would not do such stupid things like suicide, and let Xichang spend all his efforts to collect evidence of corruption and crimes committed by border officials. .
This night is destined to be unsettled, reminiscent of the night before the Crusades, Alisa is like Constantinople waiting to be conquered, what do the Crusades and marriage have in common, both are for an absurd Thoughts become actions.
And she and Constantinople were unwilling to be victims of this incident. She was unwilling to please the men who would become husbands in the future to learn painting, and it is impossible to lose to a group of matchmakers today.
Again, isn't Da Vinci good?It is said that he is G, and she is very willing to be a G honey who talks about everything with him.
Xu Shenjiang couldn't believe that this short-haired and shocking person was Alisa, and in his impression she was a gentle and conservative woman.
"【Ai...Miss Ai...your head, hair...]"
Alyssa stroked her short hair that couldn't circle her fingers, and said with a smile, "【I've been expressing one thing, but I don't want to hurt anyone. I thought I should be able to convey my thoughts to the general with a silent attitude. Sir, and others.]”
“[Unfortunately, Mr. General Shen and others did not understand, so I have the responsibility and obligation to come out and explain to everyone and solve the problem.]”
There was a kind of responsibility in her words, which hit General Xu's heart. What he wanted was not a weak and sick wife who was born dependent on her husband. He wanted a mistress who left her husband and still managed the house independently, so that he could raise a son of the general. He felt more and more that it would be a pity in his life not to marry this girl, and it was a blessing to marry her.
No matter how you want to marry her, it is not easy to climb the flowers on the high cliff, and the development of things is beyond his expectation.
Alisa held the cross pendant and spoke word by word with the words she could learn. "[I believe in religion, my family is a devout believer, when I was born, my father decided to make me a nun serving our Lord, I was baptized by the bishop at the age of three, and became a member of the nun at the age of eight. The life of a nun is very simple, the only thing to do Pray for lifelong vows.]”
“[To become an official nun, a nun needs to remain pure to serve the Lord God. I was a nun at the age of 13, and I will not be able to marry for life.]”
Xu Shenjiang took some time to digest this passage, pointed to her short hair and said, "[Miss Ai will do everything in order to reject Xu.]"
“[No, according to the doctrine, nuns have to cut their hair,]” Alisa concluded in one sentence, “[This is the power of religion.]”
I remember that Alisa said that her whole family believed in religion, Christianity. To be precise, since Rome was divided into East and West, Christianity also split into Eastern Orthodoxy, Catholicism, and later Protestantism happened. Work in Germany, far from now.
Florence believes in Catholicism, which was split from Christianity. Every year before Easter, the old Ettoli will take his family to the Vatican St. Petersburg Cathedral to attend the Pope's Mass. At night, before the cross is lit , The Pope will give blessings to the congregation present, the scene is huge and full of madness, cheering like a wave shakes the mountains and shakes the world.
The world is at the feet of the Pope.
The fact is also the same, the power of religion made the medieval king no matter how powerful |Krass|Klaas had to kneel and kiss the pope|the instep of the pope and wear a crown. There were pioneers who rejected the pope and were soon labeled as rebellious| End, accept the crusade, the ending is usually not ideal.
Alyssa hangs old Ettore's crucifix, but she's really only interested in baking cakes for Easter, and today she's saved by the Pope.
Zong|religion saves the sad|sorrowful|only|material|principle|righteous|.
Xu Shen said with a smile that a person who climbed out of a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood would not be frightened by her, "[Xu is going to drive away those matchmakers that Ms. Ai doesn't like.]"
"[Similarly, I hope Miss Ai will consider Xu Mou's sincerity.]"
Alyssa smiled and didn't answer, but her answer must have been 'oh leak'.
"[The alarm is lifted, Mr. Xu is not a hentai.]"
Teng Qi pursed his lips. When the yamen came back, he saw Miss Ai's short hair on the wall. For a moment, he thought she was forced to become a monk. He seemed to see the governor stabbing him with a knife. He listened to her brief speech. After the process, he can die with a smile.
"【Miss Ai, you don't need to do this.】"
“[Short hair? I cut it myself, started to cut hair with an uzi knife, obviously failed, I wanted to save it, and then it became like this.]”
She scratched the top of her head, and the ends of her hair rubbed against her palms, which were soft and itchy. It felt good. Although it was an accident, the harvest was not bad.
"[By the way, Mr. Xu is not a hentai, and a hentai doesn't have such honest eyes, so who is the hentai?]"
Teng Qi seemed to see himself being flogged to death, "[Maybe there is no such thing as Miss Ai said.]"
Alisa thought about it, and after communicating with Mr. Xu, her vomiting symptoms eased a lot, and what Teng Bantou said was right.
“[You are right, there is no hentai.]”
After the turmoil passed, General Xu did not stay in Xinglin Town as he said. An experienced general like him was immediately transferred to another western fortress, which was a bit sad.
Don't be sad for too long, Alisa later heard that he was awarded the title of General Guangwei, so "frustrated in love, proud in the workplace", Xu Shen will get another kind of compensation.
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