After rebirth, I just want to be a salted fish in love

Ugh!

In this life, his first acting skills will eventually be contributed to the variety show "Shopping and Eating Together".

Luo Jitang turned off the TV, took out the variety show "script" given by Sister Dou, and started to "study" hard.

The program of "Shopping and Eating Together" is divided into two groups, the food discovery group and the food production group.

In popular translation, those who look for food and those who cook.

This time, besides the three resident MCs of the show, in addition to Luo Jitang, there are two other guests, one is the same popular and popular flower Ye Qiu as Luo Jitang, and the other is the new actor Ye Xialang.

Seeing Ye Xialang's name, Luo Jitang couldn't help but lose his mind. He once collaborated with the actor Ye in a movie. He played the first male lead, and Ye Xialang played the second male villain, but Ye Xialang is extremely "High cold".

Luo Jitang collaborated with him on a film, except for the set, they had no private interaction at all. They even bumped into each other at the hotel, greeted each other, and hurried past.

Later, Luo Jitang went to develop internationally and didn't know much about Ye Xialang. Although they occasionally met each other on various occasions, the two of them both smiled and nodded as acquaintances.

"Did he also participate in this variety show?"

Luo Jitang couldn't help falling into deep memories...

Yes, it seems to have participated.

He participated in this gourmet show at the time, and he seemed to be with... which MC at that time?

Rumor has it that the two of them are living together?

Yellow Crane, or Blue Crane?

Anyway, no matter what Helai was called, Luo Jitang remembered that not long after the variety show was recorded, Huang He directly announced the photo of him with a producer or director.

The more he thought about it, the more gossip, and the more gossip he couldn't calm down, Luo Jitang stopped thinking about it, and seriously studied the "script" that Sister Dou sent him.

Because the program was grouped randomly at that time, Sister Dou could not know in advance whether Luo Jitang was assigned to the grocery shopping group or the cooking group, so she created two "scripts" tailored for him.

Luo Jitang himself does not have a strong sense of variety, so after the opening self-introduction, according to the setting of the script given by Sister Dou, Luo Jitang quietly stood aside until after the group.

1 grocery shopping group

When Luo Jitang saw the script of the grocery shopping group, he couldn't help it? ? ?

It stands to reason that there are three people in a group, a total of 6 people, randomly arranged and combined, how can there be the possibility of several groups, but in the script, Sister Dou directly gave the settings of the two groups:

A Yellow Crane, Ye Xialang, Luo Jitang

Eryeqiu, Luo Jitang, Jin Yutang or Xing Yaoyao

A total of two groups?

Are the remaining two MCs not participating in random permutations?

Seeing a question that he didn't understand, Luo Jitang couldn't help but ask for advice, so he called Sister Dou again.

Sister Dou □□hu, smiled slightly, "...children, don't be too young, Ye Yingdi is now rumored to be so powerful with Huang He, there is a high possibility that the two of them will be a team, and you and Ye Qiu, together You are young people. It is very normal for the two of you to co-opt a CP to increase the popularity of the show. Oh, speaking of which, I have to tell you that when you are a quiet, foodie handsome man, don’t forget Just take care of Ye Qiu!

As for the other two, Ye Qiu and Ye Xialang are cousins, the two of them have nothing to look at, it's impossible for the program director to make them a team. "

……

Sister Dou's explanation was reasonable, Luo Jitang was speechless for a while.

According to the setting of one: if Luo Jitang, Ye Xialang, and Huang He unfortunately went out to buy vegetables together, Luo Jitang would be very unlucky.

Because all the attention of the people who eat melons is on Ye Xialang and Huang He.

Therefore, Sister Dou's arrangement is that Luo Jitang has to act separately from the two of them in order to gain some sense of presence. Luo Jitang goes alone to find ingredients, leaving the remaining two people to talk about love~~

According to the setting of the second: if Jin Yutang or Xing Yaoyao, Ye Qiu and Luo Jitang unfortunately go out to buy vegetables together, Luo Jitang is very lucky, because all the attention of the melon eaters is on Luo Jitang and Ye Qiu.

The resident MC will definitely be very sensible and embark on the road to find ingredients alone, leaving the remaining two people to talk about love~~

So, according to Sister Dou's arrangement: Luo Jitang has to take care of Ye Qiu all the time, Ye Qiu's hair is in a mess, and before it's Ye Qiu's turn to do it himself, Luo Jitang immediately put down the food in his hand with good eyesight and caressed Ye Qiu. Ping Qingsi.

As soon as Ye Qiu said that he was thirsty, Luo Jitang immediately ran all over the street just to give Ye Qiu a bottle of mineral water.

Ye Qiu was hungry, Luo Jitang took out the hamburger that he was "reluctant" to eat beforehand, and handed it to Ye Qiu, while he was on the road of looking for food with his chest stuck to his back with his hungry stomach.The sun was too high, and Luo Jitang, who was holding an umbrella, had to lean towards Ye Qiu at a perfect 45-degree angle, while he himself was half in the sun and half in the shadow...

In short, when Luo Jitang and Ye Qiu look at each other, Luo Jitang always has to show a 180-degree perfect smile that he practiced 45 times before his debut, which not only gives the audience the best visual enjoyment, but also satisfies the show's hyped CP. Topic point~~

2 cooking groups

Same configuration:

A Yellow Crane, Ye Xialang, Luo Jitang

Eryeqiu, Luo Jitang, Jin Yutang or Xing Yaoyao

According to the setting of [-]: the unlucky Luo Jitang had no choice but to cut vegetables and cook quietly by himself, and regard the two people next to him as air.

According to the second setting: if Jin Yutang or Xing Yaoyao, Ye Qiu, and Luo Jitang are unfortunate enough to cook together, Luo Jitang is very lucky, because all the attention of the melon eaters is on Luo Jitang and Ye Qiu.

The resident MC will definitely be very sensible and chop vegetables and cook alone, leaving the remaining two people to talk about love~~

According to Sister Dou's arrangement: Luo Jitang has to take care of Ye Qiu all the time, as soon as Ye Qiu picks up the vegetables, Luo Jitang has to run over with discernment before it's Ye Qiu's turn to do it.

As soon as Ye Qiu said he was thirsty, Luo Jitang immediately handed him mineral water...

In short, when Luo Jitang and Ye Qiu look at each other, Luo Jitang always has to show a 180-degree perfect smile that he practiced 45 times before his debut, which not only gives the compatriots in front of the TV the best visual enjoyment, but also satisfies the hot CP of the show Topic point~~

……

After watching the entire variety show process in one go, it was as if I had acted in a whole Mary Su idol drama.

The mixed-feeling Luo Jitang closed the script and sighed from the bottom of his heart, "Damn! It turns out that variety shows are not so easy to participate in!"

However, Luo Jitang thought again, this is better than the film and television contract of the career Waterloo, he acted a little bit, at most he looked embarrassed and had no sense of CP.

Thinking of this, Luo Jitang felt very comfortable.