interstellar first fighting chicken

"Why do you say that you don't want to learn, but why do you want to learn this? I told you to practice, but you didn't do it, and sneaked out every day to tease cats and dogs, either pecking at the ostriches at Lingyun Peak in the west, or trampling on Bailian in the east. Feng’s alchemy furnace, I think you went to the house to expose the tiles after three days without opening it! Now you have to learn from others and break your sleeves!"

For a moment, what appeared in Lu Wowo's mind was the "long conversation" that he had had for the first time when he was still a little chick and the first time he was feeding the chicken when he was still in Taize Mountain.

The fat chicken cub arrogantly announced to the chicken feeder that he would find a man to be his wife when he grows up. He was confident and poised his neck and tweeted: "I learned this from you!"

"Learn from me? Feng Lan and I are...that's...you little chicken knows how to do it!"

The chicken feeder blushed and had a thick neck, and was so angry that he chased the fat chicken cub for more than half of the medicine garden, and finally rubbed him for a while, and asked, "Da Hua, do you really want to find a man to be your wife?"

The brutally ravaged fat chicken cub struggled and twittered.

"Tell me who do you like? The black-haired male vixen that you chased away every day? Or Xiao Qingfeng's little boy who always brings you snacks? What, I want to find a man as mighty and majestic as you ? Taller, taller, stronger and more imposing than Feng Lan?"

After finally breaking free from the hand of the chicken feeder, the fat chicken cub ran out and tweeted: "It's better than Daoist Feng Lan!"

"How can you compete with Feng Lan! Okay, did you go to peek when I was soaking in the spiritual spring with him that day? Lu Huahua, stop for me! See if I don't beat your ass and bloom!"

However, this "long conversation" did not end halfway because the fat chicken cub was kicked out and beaten by a handsome young man.After being beaten, the fat chicken cub ran away from home with a small burden on his back as usual, sitting on a branch of a thousand-year-old pine tree outside the valley, marking the tree trunk crookedly with his paws - he was beaten once by a chicken feeder. He came here to draw a line on the tree trunk, and beat him back when he grows up. When he was a child, Lu was already so ambitious.

After a while, the chicken feeder came over with a bag of pine nut candy, sat side by side on the tree branch with Fat Chicken Cub, ate a piece of pine nut candy by himself, and stuffed a piece of pine nut candy into Fat Chicken Cub’s mouth. We are back together again.

"Look at you, if you really want to find a guy like Feng Lan, he must be crushed worse than me. I still have a little hope of turning around. You, there is no hope." The chicken feeder chewed the pine nut candy , stroking the fat chicken cub's head earnestly.

The fat chicken cub also gnawed on the pine nut candy, puzzled: "Why should I be pressured? The wife I am looking for must be very good to me. She will give me pine nut candy every day, and I can eat as much as I want!"

It's not like feeding a chicken. Every time after beating him, he comes over to beg for reconciliation, and only takes a little pine nut candy to please himself. Fat chicken, he wants to be King Lu's chicken in the future, so he won't be caught by such a few pieces. Pine nut sugar bought, chirp!It's delicious, let's have another piece!

Then he stuffed a piece of his own secret pine nut candy into the open yellow mouth of the fat chicken, and the chicken feeder continued to teach: "Let me tell you, if you really want to find such a daughter-in-law, the first thing to remember is You just can’t call him wife in front of him.”

"Why chirp?" The sound of creaking pine nuts.

"And no matter how much you like him, you must hold it in your heart and never say it."

"Why chirp?" The sound of creaking pine nuts.

"There are so many reasons why, eat yours!" The chicken feeder stuffed the last handful of pine nut candy into the fat chicken cub's mouth, clapped his hands, and said solemnly: "In short, we real men are all like this! Are you a real man?"

"No chirp!"

"Remember, absolutely don't let the other party hear you calling him wife. Even if you accidentally slipped the tongue, you must refuse to admit it. Otherwise, your wife will not want you and run away!"

Your wife doesn't want you, run away!

Don't want you, run away!

Run!

The sound of feeding the chicken filled Lu Wowo's head, and when he raised his eyes again, he met Chu Xi's dangerous eyes, the low air pressure all over his body, and his fingers circling on his most sensitive fluff.

King Lu was completely dumbfounded.

"Oh?" Chu Xi pinched the soft flesh under the fine fur with two fingers, and rubbed it lightly, "Why don't you answer?"

Electricity-like numbness exploded from the sensitive part that was rubbed, and flooded all over the body in an instant. Lu wo wo shuddered violently, and all the feathers all over his body suddenly stood up. He opened his mouth and screamed: "I didn't call anything Ah, you must have heard wrong!"

This time Chu Xi did not intend to give him a chance to escape the problem.He had already made up his mind that before leaving the rh4 giant planet, he had to express his heart to Lu Wowo. Whether Lu Wowo understood it or not, he had to clearly establish the relationship between the two, so that he could rest assured. .

All along on this primitive planet, only the two of them depended on each other for life, so Chu Xi was not in a hurry to let the emotionally ignorant Lu Wowu understand what kind of intentions she had for him.Because Chu Xi can monopolize Lu Wowo's attention all the time, guarding him and pampering him, making him unable to leave her. Even if Lu Wowo doesn't understand love yet, Chu Xi can wait until he understands.

Although when the desire for monopoly is strong, there will be an urge to hide Lu Wowo in Chu Xi's heart, so that Lu Wowo can only see himself in his eyes, and he belongs to himself, but he just moves. It's just a thought, and I never thought of actually putting it into action. I want to put Lu on the tip of my heart and spoil him. How could he be willing to do something that might hurt Lu.

But now there are other people around, and after returning to Huameng, more and more people will appear in the lives of the two of them. With Lu's temperament, he has seen the vastness and prosperity of the outside world, so he can't play Crazy, and I will definitely meet more and more people in the future.

At that time, not to mention that Chu Xi is reluctant, even if Chu Xi really dares to lock him up, Lu oh oh will probably just beat Chu Xi upside down, and then lock the chain and fasten his waistband together. Strolling out to play.

If Lu Wowo's opportunity to meet more people cannot be eliminated, Chu Xi can only delineate people first, imprint her own mark, and tie him and Lu Wowo together.Regardless of whether Lu Wowo can understand the meaning of a partner now, no matter whether it is despicable or not, he must first occupy the identity of Lu Wowo's other half. When he returns to the Huameng, the first thing Chu Xi has to do is abduct her. Go to the administrative department of Central Star to register your marriage.

Of course, all of this was in Chu Xi's mind before this.Just now, after hearing Lu Wowu blurt out the phrase "Daughter-in-law Touching", Chu Xi's mind suddenly became turbulent, and all the originally firm thoughts in her heart were overthrown in an instant.

Just now Lu Wowo clearly recognized her, and that "wife" was also clearly calling herself. Chu Xi realized for the first time that his cognition of Lu Wowo seemed to have a fundamental deviation.

For a long time, Chu Xi took it for granted that Lu Wowo didn't understand human society, nor did he understand human relationships, sophistication and ethics, so he naturally didn't understand what love is.But why did he forget that beasts are often more straightforward and have purer emotions, and finding a mate is a biological instinct.

"Wow." Chu Xi stared straight at Lu, and spoke with difficulty, and asked the thought that came to her mind: "You didn't think I was your daughter-in-law from the beginning, did you?"

Oh my god, my wife found out!The daughter-in-law has seen King Lu's little thoughts, what if the daughter-in-law is going to run away!

He was fooled by the chicken feeder since he was a child, and Lu Wowu believed in the chicken feeder's words, and he also remembered clearly what he said to scare him, so he was completely panicked at the moment.

He didn't care about anything else, he turned over suddenly, threw Chu Xi who was on the bed, and then rushed to hold him down, put on a vicious look, and shouted fiercely: "You are not allowed to run away!" If you dare to run, I will lock you up with a chain, and tie it to... just this bed post! I will prevent you from running away!"

King Lu, who was pushed into a hurry, turned into a domineering president in an instant.

It's a pity that because he was afraid that his original chicken body would crush Chu Xi, he changed back to his human form when he was pressed on it.When it was a three-meter-tall flower rooster, the posture of holding Chu Xi down with its wings was indeed very imposing, but now, with the small body of the humanoid boy Lu, he is also pressing Chu Xi with his hands to hold him down , suddenly turned into an ambiguous posture sitting on Chu Xi's waist.

Chu Xi, who was suppressed, suddenly laughed lowly, obviously he was the one who wanted to lock Lu Wowo in a place that only belonged to him, but Lu Wowo said this.Seeing Lu's angry look, how could he still not know the answer he wanted, the question he just asked clearly hit this guy's sore foot.

It turns out that Lu Wowu has always held such thoughts towards herself. Chu Xi simply doesn't know how to describe her mood at this moment. This is really—— really great!

Chu Xi stretched her muscles, trying to overturn the Lu who was pressing on her body, and then pressed him back to make an affectionate confession, but failed, and was pressed even tighter by the nervous Lu. , like a tortoise on all fours, unable to move at all.

Facing King Lu, whose force value is beyond the charts, it is indeed quite difficult for Major General Chu to try to be handsome.

"I won't run." In desperation, Chu Xi had no choice but to stay in this posture, staring at Lu who was sitting on her body, and promised softly: "Oh, let me go first, let me get up, I will Make sure you don't run away."

How could it be possible to run away? Even if the sky collapses and the universe explodes right now, don't let him leave Lu's side.

Lu Wuwu refused to let go, pursed his lips, broke the can and threw it all out, gritted his teeth and said, "You know I've called you wife, don't you run away?"

"Yeah." Chu Xi's face darkened, and she really wanted to be called Lu now. This guy knows who is the wife, but seeing Lu's panic like the sky is falling, he still feels distressed and dark. The face responded.

"Then let me tell you, I like you very much, I like you very much!" Lu Wowu closed his eyes and went all out, polishing all the thoughts instilled in him by the chicken feeder in his mind, leaving only the ones in this world. Memory, and in all the memories left behind, the protagonist is only Chu Xi, "I am a good chicken who loves my wife, I can make money to support my family, I can fight and hunt, no one can bully my wife, I will give her everything good, Listen to my daughter-in-law in everything!

At the end, Lu Wowo freed up one hand to rub his nose, and held Chu Xi firmly with the other hand, making the two-meter-tall man unable to move, and his incoherent voice became crying: " Chu Xi, don't run away, you are my wife, I want you, you don't want me, I treat you well, I will obey you!"

"Lu oh! Who told you that I was going to run?!" The veins on Chu Xi's forehead were throbbing, and the flames of ecstasy and depression in his chest were blazing, almost making him explode.It was clearly what she wanted to express, but she spit it all out of Lu's mouth first, and she still used such an appearance that she was a heartless person who wanted to abandon him. Chu Xi felt that she was going to be given by Lu's Toss crazy.

Chu Xi, who lost his mind, lost his head for a moment, and blurted out a sentence that made him wish he could kill himself by bumping his head.

"I wish I could be your wife!"