interstellar first fighting chicken

Lu was startled, and stepped back with the roasted pork leg in its mouth. When did it appear?Why didn't I notice it at all?

The armor that can move on its own turned around, clasped fists at Luwuwu, and said in a low voice, "It's a pleasure to meet you."

It's quite polite. Looking at it like this, is it a fellow?Lu Wowu put down the pig leg in his mouth, bent his wings and clasped his fists, and asked decently: "Fortunately, fortunately, what are you?"

This question is asked, and an ordinary person really doesn't know how to answer it.The armor clattered and put down the double arm armor, and the dull voice continued to come from under the empty helmet visor: "I am the battle armor Cang Lin."

"Hey, are you an armor spirit?" Lu Woow widened his eyes and looked it up and down in amazement. I have seen it before when the weapon is activated, but I haven't heard that a pair of armor can also become a spirit.

The human-shaped armor bowed its head in silence for two seconds, as if thinking, then looked at Lu with two holes, and replied, "Oh, I'm an armor spirit."

"Then how did you get in?" After confirming that the other party was a monster like himself, Lu Wuwu asked again, "I should be the only one in this illusion formation."

"Oh, I walked in."

"Aren't you trapped by the phantom formation?" Lu Wowo's enthusiasm was not weakened by the stupid reaction of the big man. He circled around it, and then turned to look at Chu Xi who had been turning a blind eye to this side. Strangely said: "The people in this illusion are also thinking, why does he not respond to us at all?"

"It was shielded." The armor spirit—no, it was the battle armor Cang Lin raised his left arm armor and pointed in the direction where Chu Xi was standing. This Chu Xi stopped in the middle of grilling meat, and then twisted and dissipated in the air like a wave of water. middle.

"That's my daughter-in-law..." Lu Woow was stunned, staring at the place where Chu Xi's figure disappeared, and it took him a while to realize that this armor spirit lost his wife just like that?

"Oh."

After the urn answered angrily, the three-meter-tall humanoid armor stood there again, motionless.Lu oh rolled his eyes, walked to the front of it, peeked into the two holes on the top of the mask, and asked, "Did you create this phantom array?"

"No, I'm in charge of defending the formation."

"Then what about my wife?" Lu Wooh hurriedly asked, "It's the one with me, have you seen where he is?"

"I see." Battle Armor Cang Lin answered him sternly: "He has passed the first test of illusion, and is currently in the second test."

"..."

Are all armor spirits like this big guy?Lu Wowo wanted to remove its head to see what was under the helmet visor, and asked with a broken face: "Can't you take the initiative to explain a few more words? Is he in danger? What about the first level and the second level?" What's the matter with the assessment? Let me tell you, big man, you can't do it like a monster!"

"Oh."

After a pause, it took off its head, lifted its mask, and showed Lu the empty and black helmet inside, and said solemnly, "It's all empty."

Because this is in the illusion, Lu Wowo's inner strong thoughts will be directly transmitted, so this Mr. Armor Master answered Lu Wowo's first question with practical actions - all types of battle armor can be used in a place without an owner. Always empty inside.

"He's in no danger."

"The entrance examination is divided into three levels. The first level is a test of illusion, which is life-threatening. The second level is an examination of IQ, and the third level is a test of comprehension, which is not life-threatening. Those who pass all three levels will be able to obtain the entry qualification of Tiangong Star."

"Battle armor is not a demon cultivator in the orthodox sense. It is not recognized by the demon star, and it is classified as a man-made semi-demon."

Keeping its head in its hands, it answered all of Lu's previous questions one by one, with an extremely upright attitude, but the scene was a little weird.

"Hey, seeing that you must have been bullied a lot before, why don't you hang out with the king and me in the future!" Lu Wowu was not frightened at all, he is also a big monster after all, and he has seen anything weirder than this.Out of sympathy for this stupid armor spirit, Lu Wowu stretched out his claws to pick up a golden roasted pork leg with honey sauce, handed it over, and said, "Try it, my wife's craftsmanship, it's so good!" have eaten!"

Seeing that the battle armor Cang Lin pushed his head back, he really took the roasted pork leg over, Lu Oh, look away, his heart hurts so much that he can't bear to look at it, even in the illusion, it is intolerable to snatch food from King Lu's claws No matter, now in order to accept the younger brother, he is also working hard.

A huge roasted pork leg was stuffed into the armor mask, and it disappeared in a blink of an eye, as if it followed into a black hole.Cang Lin closed the mask, and asked in a low voice: "Is it delicious?"

Shouldn't I ask you this sentence?Lu Wuwu scratched the ground vigorously with his claws, walked around it, and choked out two words: "Delicious!"

"Oh." The armor spirit responded again, turning his head 360 degrees following Luwuwu, the two holes were always facing him, and asked, "Aren't you leaving the illusion?"

"I don't want to go out yet." Lu Ohoh said without thinking, anyway, knowing that his daughter-in-law is not in danger, he will stay in the illusion, and go out when he has enough time.

As a foodie chicken, it is his ultimate dream to have a stomach that won't fill up, King Lu is reluctant to go out now!

"Oh."

After a while, when Lu Woow summoned another phantom of Chu Xi to continue roasting pork legs for him, the ancient armor that had been silent all this time finally spoke again: "Phantoms cannot replace real people."

Lu was taken aback for a moment, and looked at Chu Xi who was busy in front of the grill. This Chu Xi always had a gentle smile on her face. No matter how she ate or messed up, she would never get angry. Looking at myself, putting all my attention on myself and being with me all the time, petting my hair, rubbing my belly, and giving me new scarves and gifts from time to time to please myself...

Think about it in reality, every time Lu oh oh makes a mistake, Chu Xi is very scary when she gets angry, and her temper is extremely bad!Every time I make delicious food, I don’t let Lu Ohoo eat it all at once, saying that I’m afraid he’ll be overwhelmed, so I cruelly put the delicious food in front of my eyes and don’t let him eat it!A few days ago, I ignored Lu because I was busy practicing knives, and sent him away with cold barbecue every day!

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Lu rushed over, knocked the phantom Chu Xi to the ground, and beat Chu Xi hard. Chu Xi didn't hide or resist, and let him beat him, begging for mercy: "My lord, I know I was wrong. !"

Slowly stopping, Lu pushed the person away, and stood there in a daze. The Chu Xi in the illusion was indeed the daughter-in-law he shaped according to his own wishes. She could do whatever she wanted, and she should like it very much.

However, this is not Chu Xi, nor her own daughter-in-law.

"Armor spirit." Letting Chu Xi on the ground dissipate again, Lu Wowo turned his head and shouted at the large piece of helmet armor standing there blankly: "I don't want to stay in this illusion anymore."

"Oh. I'll take you to the second level."

This illusion space with warm sun and green grass disappeared in an instant, and what appeared in front of them was a huge light screen exactly like Chu Xi's.What is placed on a set of tables and chairs is not an optical brain, but pens, inks, papers and inkstones, which are obviously tailor-made for the candidate Lu Wowo.I don't know how to use the optical brain, but I can still write a few words with the brush that is commonly used in the practice world.

Lu Wowo walked over, looked at the table and chairs, reluctantly changed into a human form, and grabbed the writing brush on the table.The way he holds the brush is really "grabbing" the pen, and the posture of writing big characters is just like going to the battlefield.

At this time, a row of words appeared on the light screen in midair.

"The data has been collected. I'm sorry, the examinee's knowledge level is too low. The assessment system refuses to ask questions, and his qualification for this examination will be automatically disqualified."

Staring at the row of big characters, Lu was stunned.