I cheated again
Chapter 7
Eat?
Ruan Ruan didn't know in her heart that in this world of cultivating immortals, every plant and tree has a spirit. Maybe this carrot looks plain, but it is actually a top-level spiritual plant. Eating it can make you live forever, and maybe your face will last forever. !
She excitedly asked the system [002, what is the origin of this carrot?Does it have any special effect? 】
002 carefully scanned it two or three times and said lightly [No background, just a normal carrot, without any aura. 】
It paused and added [It is the best choice for rabbits to fill their stomachs. 】
Ruan Ruan:...
It turned out to be a broken carrot...
The little rabbit dismissed it, since being taken care of by the benefactor's father and benefactor's mother, what delicacies have not been eaten?Still want a broken carrot?
She rolled her eyes at Chi Xuan, then turned her body around, facing the carrot in Chi Xuan's hand with her buttocks, as if she didn't care.
Chi Xuan's hand holding the carrot froze in the air, the smile on her face froze.
Her dignified head of the Cangyu Sect took the initiative to condescend to feed a little rabbit, but he would rather lick the leaves than eat half a mouthful, and even pointed his butt at her. This was simply rubbing her old face on the ground friction.
With a gloomy face, Chi Xuan broke the carrot into small pieces, then forcibly twisted the little guy's back, and stuffed all the carrot pieces in.
"Does it taste good?" She asked with a smile, but her tone was full of menace.
The little rabbit who was forced to eat a mouthful of carrot puffed up her cheeks and protested strongly, but she couldn't understand at all, and was amused by her funny appearance of baring her teeth and claws, and laughed so hard that her branches trembled.
【002, this motherfucker is definitely a big villain!Absolutely!Why does she like to tease me so much? ] Ruan Ruan asked angrily while greeting Chi Xuan's ancestors.
She has a deep understanding of how malicious this mission world is towards raiders.
Ruan Ruan knew how it was possible to dominate the world just by eating!There will always be one or two vicious female supporting roles who are disgusting and disgusting.
Maybe there are so-called vulgar stand-ins, and it is not necessarily true that the heroine Chi Mu and Chi Xuan are twins with similar looks!You see, both of them have the surname Chi!
002 means that the mentality is bursting, the female supporting role becomes the heroine, a good single-player strategy + the scumbag transforms the main line of sugar, and suddenly becomes a double heroine, what kind of operation is this tm?
A bloody Shura field?Love triangle?She loves her, she loves her, and she loves her?
This triangle is not stable at all!
It hesitated again and again, but decided not to tell Ruan Ruan about the change, thinking very deludedly: What if it's just a bug?Maybe it will be fixed in two days!
[Ahem, the host doesn't have to worry, she won't threaten you.In addition, she is not a big villain, just a... an important character. 】
That's right, no matter if it's the heroine or the supporting actress, Chi Xuan is a key figure and she can't be wrong. 002 was moved to tears by her sleek and quick-witted head.
Ruan Ruan got even more angry when he got the ambiguous answer, smashed the carrots with his mouth, and then vomited it all at Chi Xuan like a machine gun.
After finishing the work, they still flaunted provocations, come on, hurt each other!
However, under the attack of her diced carrots, Chi Xuan was intact, not to mention the carrots, she didn't even get a drop of saliva.
That's right, how could the majestic master in the hollow stage be successfully attacked by the little rabbit on the second floor of Qi training.
However, Chi Xuan, who is under one person and over a million people, is also very tempered, and she can't get angry when she is humiliated one after another by the little rabbit.
"Very good, little guy, I think you need to experience the beatings in society." Chi Xuan raised the corners of her lips with a half-smile, her eyes were cold and heartless, she looked like a vicious villain.
Ruan Ruan's scalp was numb from her sight, and she moved her calf to look for an opportunity to escape, but she grabbed her two cute long ears before taking two steps back, and lifted her into the air.
open!Let go of my wife!You disrespectful vicious female partner!
Undoubtedly, all her words became the meowing of rabbits.
Chi Xuan snorted coldly, ignoring the struggling little rabbit.
She turned her head around and thought of a clever way to punish the little rabbit, she shrunk to an inch, and in the blink of an eye, she reached the peak of Severing Love Peak.
Duanqing Peak is thousands of feet high and hundreds of feet wide. It is the tallest and largest peak in Cangyu Mountain. The peak is full of strange rocks and shrouded in smoke. It looks like a misty fairyland from a distance, magnificent and majestic.When you get to the middle of the mountain, you can pierce through the sea of clouds, and when you reach the peak, you can step on the flowing clouds and float like a fairy.
"Is it tall?" Chi Xuan asked with interest.
Ruan Ruan was stunned by the magnificent sea of clouds, thinking that Chi Xuan was suddenly trying to please her, so she nodded her furry head unsuspectingly.
Unexpectedly, Chi Xuan squinted her eyes and showed a playful smile, and threw the silly little rabbit down with a throw of her hand.
The small body descended rapidly under the boundless sky.Ruan Ruan was stunned for a moment and didn't realize it. She woke up suddenly when she passed through an auspicious cloud covered with golden light.
"Fuck, shit, shit! I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"
【002 Save me quickly, hurry up, I'm about to turn into a puddle of rabbit mud! 】
As she said that, a certain line of lyrics flashed through Ruan Ruan's heart very timely: "I want to fly to the sky and stand side by side with the sun..."
002 also panicked a lot, the main storyline at the beginning of the chapter had nothing to do with Chi Xuan, who knew that after being upgraded to a heroine, she would add drama to herself and jump off a cliff if she disagreed.
If you dance, just dance, it's not her who dances, but she makes others dance!
Damn it!Can you have some professionalism? 002 was also so angry that he couldn't help cursing.
[Host, don't panic, don't panic, 002 will activate the emergency protection mechanism, it's fine, you won't die if you fall! 】
That being said, 002 is very guilty. I have seen jumping from a [-]-meter building. What the hell is a thousand-foot cliff?
So it secretly locked the host's soul again, and decided that if something went wrong, it would quickly pull the soul away, and at worst give up this rabbit meat, let's find another monster.
It’s better to use the one with its own wings, so you don’t have to be afraid of being dropped to death.
Under the effect of the attraction of the ground, the little rabbit fell faster and faster, and the rocks and dead trees on the mountain wall receded like flying. The high-speed moist air flow deformed her face, and she made a beeping sound.
"Fuck~I'm~going~dead~" It shouted impulsively while holding back its dry cough, leaving a miserable yellow afterimage in the air, accompanied by a sharp and long scream, startling a group of birds.
Seeing that the clouds had been pierced and the ground was only a few blinks away, Ruan Ruan closed her eyes resignedly, biting her lower lip tightly, preparing for the coming strong impact and pain.
At this moment, a long and lingering fragrance full of sycamore embraced her.
The whistling wind, the beating heartbeat of the drum, the noisy bird chirping, everything in the world came to an abrupt end, leaving only the warm and fragrant breath blowing towards us
"Queer spirits." She said dotingly and tenderly.
Ruan Ruan opened her eyes in confusion, and saw a graceful woman in a sapphire tulle dress.Her willow eyebrows are curved, her red lips are light, her pair of slightly slanted almond eyes are as gentle as water, and there is a red cinnabar mole under the corner of her left eye, she is as beautiful as a banished fairy who came down to earth.
"Hey, have I already lost my soul for nine days?" Ruan Ruan was bewildered, and stared blankly.
Chi Mu's heart was melted by the cute voice of the little rabbit, and the smile on the corner of his mouth became deeper and deeper, "Little guy, why are you turning your back and refusing to recognize anyone?"
Turn your face and deny people?Ruan Ruan became more and more confused, she slapped herself with her little paw, and realized that she was not dead after feeling the burning pain.
[Wow, this is actually true. 002, who is this fairy?Do I know you? 】
Cold sweat dripped from 002's non-existent forehead, and alarm bells rang out in his heart.
Not only did they know each other, but they were also intimate...
It faltered and said [She, she is the demon...the demon saint Chi Mu...the heroine of this world, the target of your strategy. 】
Although Ruan Ruan has been a scumbag all her life, she is still quite principled in her work.The only two criteria for her to choose a partner are rich or beautiful.She still likes the beautiful big sister more than the handsome big brother.
But when she met such an unbelievably beautiful human stunner in front of her, her mind full of yellow trash had only two words: Fuck her, fuck her, fuck her! ! !
If there are special needs, Ruan Ruan doesn't mind changing it to: fuck me, fuck me! ! !
So she didn't care if people didn't understand, she jumped on his shoulders, hugged her neck softly and said: "Sister Fairy, there is no way to repay your life-saving grace, I have to promise you with your body... ..”
Although she really thought so in her heart, she knew that everything she said would be transformed into squawking rabbit noises, so she just wanted to enjoy her mouth and take advantage of it.
Unexpectedly, the woman who was as beautiful as a fairy smiled and patted Ruan Ruan's body and said, "Okay."
Ruan Ruan, who didn't know that she lost her vest 800 years ago, was stunned for a moment, and then exclaimed: "Fuck? She can understand?"
"Of course I can, little guy." Chi Mu provocatively prodded her restless long ears, seeing that she was cowardly all of a sudden, he couldn't help laughing.
The bunny is so cute.
Ruan Ruan, the one with a guilty conscience, was punctured on the spot for being a hooligan. This is really a big oolong scene....
What she didn't know was that she had played more than these hooligans.
Just as Chi Mu was about to speak, he suddenly felt a familiar aura approaching rapidly. It was Chi Xuan who seduced his wife and even bullied her.
There was a glimmer of light in her hand, she looked like she was on the verge of a sword, but after a moment of pause, she still suppressed the killing intent rationally, and it disappeared without a trace.
"Big...big sister, where are we going?" Ruan Ruan asked tremblingly, and at the same time glanced back, wondering what he was thinking.
Seeing this, Chi Mu's eyes full of tenderness sank secretly, and he twisted her head back.
"Go to the demon world, can my sister help you change your form?" After saying that, she scratched the little rabbit's chin, and said meaningfully: "How about we get married when you change form?"
"Ah?" Ruan Ruan was taken aback, wondering if Chi Mu was joking with herself.
"What? You regret it, don't you want to?"
Ruan Ruan quickly shook her head, "No, it's just..."
"What is it?"
Ruan Ruan racked her brains and finally found a suitable excuse, "This is the first time we've met, so...wouldn't this be too good?"
Although Ruan Ruan really wanted to be raped by the big sister, but getting married was not so good...she still wanted to continue to flirt!
"First time seeing you?" Chi Mu seemed to have heard something funny, and said with a dumbfounded smile: "That's all, it's up to you."
On the other side, when Chi Xuan arrived in a hurry, there was nothing.
She stood still for a long time, looking at the place where the little guy's breath disappeared for a long time, unable to return to her senses.
The author has something to say: Chi Xuan: It's a moment of pleasure to abuse a wife, chasing a wife to a crematorium.
Ruan Ruan didn't know in her heart that in this world of cultivating immortals, every plant and tree has a spirit. Maybe this carrot looks plain, but it is actually a top-level spiritual plant. Eating it can make you live forever, and maybe your face will last forever. !
She excitedly asked the system [002, what is the origin of this carrot?Does it have any special effect? 】
002 carefully scanned it two or three times and said lightly [No background, just a normal carrot, without any aura. 】
It paused and added [It is the best choice for rabbits to fill their stomachs. 】
Ruan Ruan:...
It turned out to be a broken carrot...
The little rabbit dismissed it, since being taken care of by the benefactor's father and benefactor's mother, what delicacies have not been eaten?Still want a broken carrot?
She rolled her eyes at Chi Xuan, then turned her body around, facing the carrot in Chi Xuan's hand with her buttocks, as if she didn't care.
Chi Xuan's hand holding the carrot froze in the air, the smile on her face froze.
Her dignified head of the Cangyu Sect took the initiative to condescend to feed a little rabbit, but he would rather lick the leaves than eat half a mouthful, and even pointed his butt at her. This was simply rubbing her old face on the ground friction.
With a gloomy face, Chi Xuan broke the carrot into small pieces, then forcibly twisted the little guy's back, and stuffed all the carrot pieces in.
"Does it taste good?" She asked with a smile, but her tone was full of menace.
The little rabbit who was forced to eat a mouthful of carrot puffed up her cheeks and protested strongly, but she couldn't understand at all, and was amused by her funny appearance of baring her teeth and claws, and laughed so hard that her branches trembled.
【002, this motherfucker is definitely a big villain!Absolutely!Why does she like to tease me so much? ] Ruan Ruan asked angrily while greeting Chi Xuan's ancestors.
She has a deep understanding of how malicious this mission world is towards raiders.
Ruan Ruan knew how it was possible to dominate the world just by eating!There will always be one or two vicious female supporting roles who are disgusting and disgusting.
Maybe there are so-called vulgar stand-ins, and it is not necessarily true that the heroine Chi Mu and Chi Xuan are twins with similar looks!You see, both of them have the surname Chi!
002 means that the mentality is bursting, the female supporting role becomes the heroine, a good single-player strategy + the scumbag transforms the main line of sugar, and suddenly becomes a double heroine, what kind of operation is this tm?
A bloody Shura field?Love triangle?She loves her, she loves her, and she loves her?
This triangle is not stable at all!
It hesitated again and again, but decided not to tell Ruan Ruan about the change, thinking very deludedly: What if it's just a bug?Maybe it will be fixed in two days!
[Ahem, the host doesn't have to worry, she won't threaten you.In addition, she is not a big villain, just a... an important character. 】
That's right, no matter if it's the heroine or the supporting actress, Chi Xuan is a key figure and she can't be wrong. 002 was moved to tears by her sleek and quick-witted head.
Ruan Ruan got even more angry when he got the ambiguous answer, smashed the carrots with his mouth, and then vomited it all at Chi Xuan like a machine gun.
After finishing the work, they still flaunted provocations, come on, hurt each other!
However, under the attack of her diced carrots, Chi Xuan was intact, not to mention the carrots, she didn't even get a drop of saliva.
That's right, how could the majestic master in the hollow stage be successfully attacked by the little rabbit on the second floor of Qi training.
However, Chi Xuan, who is under one person and over a million people, is also very tempered, and she can't get angry when she is humiliated one after another by the little rabbit.
"Very good, little guy, I think you need to experience the beatings in society." Chi Xuan raised the corners of her lips with a half-smile, her eyes were cold and heartless, she looked like a vicious villain.
Ruan Ruan's scalp was numb from her sight, and she moved her calf to look for an opportunity to escape, but she grabbed her two cute long ears before taking two steps back, and lifted her into the air.
open!Let go of my wife!You disrespectful vicious female partner!
Undoubtedly, all her words became the meowing of rabbits.
Chi Xuan snorted coldly, ignoring the struggling little rabbit.
She turned her head around and thought of a clever way to punish the little rabbit, she shrunk to an inch, and in the blink of an eye, she reached the peak of Severing Love Peak.
Duanqing Peak is thousands of feet high and hundreds of feet wide. It is the tallest and largest peak in Cangyu Mountain. The peak is full of strange rocks and shrouded in smoke. It looks like a misty fairyland from a distance, magnificent and majestic.When you get to the middle of the mountain, you can pierce through the sea of clouds, and when you reach the peak, you can step on the flowing clouds and float like a fairy.
"Is it tall?" Chi Xuan asked with interest.
Ruan Ruan was stunned by the magnificent sea of clouds, thinking that Chi Xuan was suddenly trying to please her, so she nodded her furry head unsuspectingly.
Unexpectedly, Chi Xuan squinted her eyes and showed a playful smile, and threw the silly little rabbit down with a throw of her hand.
The small body descended rapidly under the boundless sky.Ruan Ruan was stunned for a moment and didn't realize it. She woke up suddenly when she passed through an auspicious cloud covered with golden light.
"Fuck, shit, shit! I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"
【002 Save me quickly, hurry up, I'm about to turn into a puddle of rabbit mud! 】
As she said that, a certain line of lyrics flashed through Ruan Ruan's heart very timely: "I want to fly to the sky and stand side by side with the sun..."
002 also panicked a lot, the main storyline at the beginning of the chapter had nothing to do with Chi Xuan, who knew that after being upgraded to a heroine, she would add drama to herself and jump off a cliff if she disagreed.
If you dance, just dance, it's not her who dances, but she makes others dance!
Damn it!Can you have some professionalism? 002 was also so angry that he couldn't help cursing.
[Host, don't panic, don't panic, 002 will activate the emergency protection mechanism, it's fine, you won't die if you fall! 】
That being said, 002 is very guilty. I have seen jumping from a [-]-meter building. What the hell is a thousand-foot cliff?
So it secretly locked the host's soul again, and decided that if something went wrong, it would quickly pull the soul away, and at worst give up this rabbit meat, let's find another monster.
It’s better to use the one with its own wings, so you don’t have to be afraid of being dropped to death.
Under the effect of the attraction of the ground, the little rabbit fell faster and faster, and the rocks and dead trees on the mountain wall receded like flying. The high-speed moist air flow deformed her face, and she made a beeping sound.
"Fuck~I'm~going~dead~" It shouted impulsively while holding back its dry cough, leaving a miserable yellow afterimage in the air, accompanied by a sharp and long scream, startling a group of birds.
Seeing that the clouds had been pierced and the ground was only a few blinks away, Ruan Ruan closed her eyes resignedly, biting her lower lip tightly, preparing for the coming strong impact and pain.
At this moment, a long and lingering fragrance full of sycamore embraced her.
The whistling wind, the beating heartbeat of the drum, the noisy bird chirping, everything in the world came to an abrupt end, leaving only the warm and fragrant breath blowing towards us
"Queer spirits." She said dotingly and tenderly.
Ruan Ruan opened her eyes in confusion, and saw a graceful woman in a sapphire tulle dress.Her willow eyebrows are curved, her red lips are light, her pair of slightly slanted almond eyes are as gentle as water, and there is a red cinnabar mole under the corner of her left eye, she is as beautiful as a banished fairy who came down to earth.
"Hey, have I already lost my soul for nine days?" Ruan Ruan was bewildered, and stared blankly.
Chi Mu's heart was melted by the cute voice of the little rabbit, and the smile on the corner of his mouth became deeper and deeper, "Little guy, why are you turning your back and refusing to recognize anyone?"
Turn your face and deny people?Ruan Ruan became more and more confused, she slapped herself with her little paw, and realized that she was not dead after feeling the burning pain.
[Wow, this is actually true. 002, who is this fairy?Do I know you? 】
Cold sweat dripped from 002's non-existent forehead, and alarm bells rang out in his heart.
Not only did they know each other, but they were also intimate...
It faltered and said [She, she is the demon...the demon saint Chi Mu...the heroine of this world, the target of your strategy. 】
Although Ruan Ruan has been a scumbag all her life, she is still quite principled in her work.The only two criteria for her to choose a partner are rich or beautiful.She still likes the beautiful big sister more than the handsome big brother.
But when she met such an unbelievably beautiful human stunner in front of her, her mind full of yellow trash had only two words: Fuck her, fuck her, fuck her! ! !
If there are special needs, Ruan Ruan doesn't mind changing it to: fuck me, fuck me! ! !
So she didn't care if people didn't understand, she jumped on his shoulders, hugged her neck softly and said: "Sister Fairy, there is no way to repay your life-saving grace, I have to promise you with your body... ..”
Although she really thought so in her heart, she knew that everything she said would be transformed into squawking rabbit noises, so she just wanted to enjoy her mouth and take advantage of it.
Unexpectedly, the woman who was as beautiful as a fairy smiled and patted Ruan Ruan's body and said, "Okay."
Ruan Ruan, who didn't know that she lost her vest 800 years ago, was stunned for a moment, and then exclaimed: "Fuck? She can understand?"
"Of course I can, little guy." Chi Mu provocatively prodded her restless long ears, seeing that she was cowardly all of a sudden, he couldn't help laughing.
The bunny is so cute.
Ruan Ruan, the one with a guilty conscience, was punctured on the spot for being a hooligan. This is really a big oolong scene....
What she didn't know was that she had played more than these hooligans.
Just as Chi Mu was about to speak, he suddenly felt a familiar aura approaching rapidly. It was Chi Xuan who seduced his wife and even bullied her.
There was a glimmer of light in her hand, she looked like she was on the verge of a sword, but after a moment of pause, she still suppressed the killing intent rationally, and it disappeared without a trace.
"Big...big sister, where are we going?" Ruan Ruan asked tremblingly, and at the same time glanced back, wondering what he was thinking.
Seeing this, Chi Mu's eyes full of tenderness sank secretly, and he twisted her head back.
"Go to the demon world, can my sister help you change your form?" After saying that, she scratched the little rabbit's chin, and said meaningfully: "How about we get married when you change form?"
"Ah?" Ruan Ruan was taken aback, wondering if Chi Mu was joking with herself.
"What? You regret it, don't you want to?"
Ruan Ruan quickly shook her head, "No, it's just..."
"What is it?"
Ruan Ruan racked her brains and finally found a suitable excuse, "This is the first time we've met, so...wouldn't this be too good?"
Although Ruan Ruan really wanted to be raped by the big sister, but getting married was not so good...she still wanted to continue to flirt!
"First time seeing you?" Chi Mu seemed to have heard something funny, and said with a dumbfounded smile: "That's all, it's up to you."
On the other side, when Chi Xuan arrived in a hurry, there was nothing.
She stood still for a long time, looking at the place where the little guy's breath disappeared for a long time, unable to return to her senses.
The author has something to say: Chi Xuan: It's a moment of pleasure to abuse a wife, chasing a wife to a crematorium.
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