I cheated again

The moment he bumped into someone, Ruan Ruan was in despair.She has seen this kind of bloody time-traveling scenes in many novels, but who dresses so carefully like her?

Not to mention the loss of millions of deposits, it turned into a rabbit for no reason.This is not enough, the worst thing is that she was shot down from such a high altitude like a nuclear bomb, how could she be fine?

When he heard the cracking sound of the bone cracking, Ruan Ruansheng smiled helplessly, a hundred times believing that he would die like this.

She was probably the first traverser in history who fell to her death, and the only thing she was lucky about was that she could pull a backrest.

Spicy chicken system!Ruined my youth!Kill me!

"Ding~ 002 restarted successfully, it was detected that the host's life is about to be in danger, the automatic protection mechanism is activated, and the body repair is in progress! 002 will escort your character!"

"ps: Please host not to slander this system, otherwise 002 will have the right to safeguard its own interests and punish the host."

The moment the mechanical sound rang in his mind, Ruan Ruan felt his body was supported by a soft force, and the intense pain and dizziness were quickly cleared away.

Apart from the rabbit instinct of being too scared to move, Ruan Ruan's body was stronger than eating Popeye's canned spinach.

It's just that in the next moment, the feeling of being, bah, making the rabbit full of vitality dissipated without a trace.

Her clever and lovely long ears were grabbed, her body was lifted up, and at the same time, she received a powerful pressure that made the rabbit tremble.

Chi Xuan is worthy of being a big boss in the Dongxu period. Although she was slapped in the face by a rabbit, she quickly returned to her unruffled, fairy-like appearance.

She picked up her long ears dangling in the air indifferently, stared coldly at the black rabbit eyes, and had already conceived a thousand cruel and inhuman torture methods in her mind.

She wants to give her the harshest and most painful punishment!Let it regret being born as a rabbit!

"Ah Xuan!" The little lover Xu Widow reacted belatedly, and trotted over anxiously and shyly.

Although I was already scolding my mother with anger because of the good things being destroyed in my heart, but on the surface, I still need to maintain a weak waist and legs, and it is easy to push down.

She stumbled with her left foot and right foot very neatly, and "accidentally" fell into the arms of Bingxia Xianzun Chi Xuan, and took advantage of the situation to hug her soft and delicate waist.

"Axuan~" She cried and bit her lower lip, raised her head and said softly, "Are you okay, are you hurt anywhere, let Yan'er take a look."

Hearing the little lover's call softly, the indifference on Chi Xuan's face gradually disappeared and melted into a pool of spring water. She raised her almond eyes slightly, and leaned down to kiss this soft and deceitful little lover's face, saying softly : "It's okay, Yan'er, don't worry."

Xu Widowyan also cooperated very well and blushed, and burrowed into her arms tenderly, not daring to raise her head.

Talented and beautiful, even the surrounding atmosphere became viscous with their movements, as if pink bubbles were constantly floating, everything looked so beautiful.

If the rabbit in Chi Xuan's hand had already been put down.

Ruan Ruan, who was forced to stand on the sidelines, only felt that his rabbit eyes were about to be blinded.She really wanted to close her eyes and not watch this interaction full of the sour smell of love, but her tense nerves did not allow it.

[Hey, scum girl system, is this stupid immortal who exudes hormones all over his body the target of the attack? 】

[No, the target of the attack is Chi Mu.In addition, this system is called the Scum Girl Transformation System, code-named 002, and the host can call me 002. 】

[Oh, scumbag. 】

【...】

Ruan Ruan breathed a sigh of relief after knowing that this stupid Immortal Venerable was not the target of the attack.After all, although she likes to be merciful everywhere, she has always been insensitive to this kind of stupid look.

As if telepathic, just as Ruan Ruan scolded her, Chi Xuan raised her eyes and looked over, making Ruan Ruan feel guilty of being caught for doing something bad.

[Zha Tong, Zha Tong, she won't hear our conversation! 】

Known as a scumbag, 002 rarely showed a disgusted expression [No, please trust our technology. 】

Xu Widowyan, who had finished acting like a baby, noticed the rabbit in Chi Xuan's hand. Although her heart was clear, she still pretended to be puzzled: "Hey, where did the rabbit come from?"

Chi Xuan also pretended to be confused with understanding, and speciously evoked a smirk: "I don't know, it jumped into my hand just now, maybe I really want to be eaten."

"By the way, Yan'er, do you want to eat fried rabbit? Just right, I haven't cooked for a long time."

As soon as these words came out, Ruan Ruan's weak and small rabbit body trembled fiercely, and his limbs and hooves kicked desperately back and forth, trying to break free from the vicious claws.

However it didn't help.

The little rabbit monster with no cultivation base at all can't break free from the shackles of the cave's great power.

"Ah?" Xu Widowyan was also obviously taken aback. She tried her best to maintain the sympathetic white lotus character, and twisted her fingers: "This...isn't very good..."

not too good?is very bad!

Ruan Ruan didn't want to die before leaving the school. After finding out that the struggle was fruitless, she immediately had a plan. She looked at Xu Widowyan pitifully and innocently, trying to pass the test by being cute.

I have to say that the professional scum girl's acting skills are really good. Seeing her big wet eyes, Xu Widowyan really felt a little bit of pity.

Seeing that he was about to plead for mercy, who would have thought that Chi Xuan intervened temporarily.

She stretched out a finger to touch Xu Widow Yan's lips, and kissed her softly on the corner of her eyes tenderly, pretending to be wronged: "Why, Yan'er doesn't like my craftsmanship, do you despise me? "

This is really a proposition, Xu Widowyan immediately put the little bit of pity behind her, hugged Chi Xuan back like a dog, and kept comforting: "How can it be, Yan'er likes Axuan the most, I will definitely not dislike Axuan, deep-fried, steamed and braised, as long as you like it, Yan'er agrees."

Just kidding, how could Xu Widowyan spoil her plan for a high position because of a stupid rabbit?

Chi Xuan is the sect master of Cang Yu sect, the first sect of cultivating immortals, and if she hooks up with her, she will become the wife of the sect master with a prominent position.Isn't it just a matter of talking about what you want in the future!

After finally getting close to others slowly, Xu Zhiyan will not destroy the Great Wall by herself.

After hearing this, Chi Xuan deepened her smile, and with a flip of her hand, she took out a whole set of cooking utensils from the storage bracelet, instantly turning the small courtyard with singing birds and flowers into a big kitchen of a certain restaurant.

Her slender fingers brushed the tip of the little gray rabbit's soft and slippery tail, and said with a smile: "Yan'er, look at how beautiful this tail is, how about I chop it off for you to play with?"

As she said that, she pinched her two long ears again: "The ears are also very nice. Why don't you make them into hairpins or something? I believe they will match Yan'er very well."

Xu Widowyan naturally nodded in agreement, and along with her flattery, completely forgot about the little white flower persona she was still playing.

Ruan Ruan, who was about to face a major problem in the life of a rabbit, couldn't help clamping the chrysanthemum tightly, struggling with her yellow body.

I don't eat wow!Don't eat me!

help!Kill the rabbit!

...

But it's a pity that her words turned into the squawking of rabbits when they came to her mouth, no one could understand, and no one cared.

Only the sycamore tree in the corner of the yard twitched.

Suddenly, Ruan Ruan stopped struggling, and called 002 [Scum girl system!If I die, can I go back to the original world? 】

002 smiled coldly, if the conditions did not allow it, it really wanted to give this garbage host a stir-fried chestnut.If it's that easy to go back, what's the point of remodeling?All the scumbags and scumbags are going to die, isn't it over!

[Host please rest assured, you will not die, even if you die, you will not be able to return to the original world without completing the mission, please correct your attitude and actively cooperate with the transformation mission. 】

Ruan Ruan breathed a sigh of relief after receiving life insurance, but at the same time couldn't help cursing the hot chicken system in her heart, and even greeted the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the person who reported her.

How could there be such vicious people in the world?I just can't understand other people's lives!Just jealousy!Ruan Ruan silently vowed that when she returned home smoothly, she would "entertain" those who reported her.

At this time, she didn't know that she did treat him well after returning home, but this hospitality was not that hospitality.

And 002, who was scolded inexplicably, used great endurance and years of system training to not go back on the spot.

It tried its best to remind the host in a friendly manner [Dear host, if you mention anything related to this system, it will be broadcast on my side automatically in real time, please pay attention to your wording. 】

When Ruan Ruan heard this, she was immediately frightened into silence.

Chi Xuan, who sharpened her knife and frantically pointed at the rabbit, was very unhappy.She found that the frightened little rabbit was not afraid at all for some reason. He was shaking like a quail just now, but why is he now in a daze?

With her self-esteem severely wounded, she decided to teach this ignorant brat a lesson.

She purposely picked up a terrifying machete, pulled out a handful of tail hidden under the rabbit's buttocks, and fondled it twice with her fingers.

"Little guy, seeing how careless you are, let's chop off your tail first to refresh yourself." After saying that, he swung the big knife wider than a rabbit standing up, and was about to cut down.

Chop your tail to refresh yourself?

Where did this sadism come from?

Be careful, I will sue you to the Animal Protection Association!

Ruan's soft and furry body trembled.Even though he got the guarantee from 002, even a rabbit would not be indifferent to seeing such a terrifying big knife cut along his own tail with his own eyes!

She swallowed, clamped the chrysanthemum tightly again, and felt the big knife being drawn down with fear.

Finally, when the little tail was about to be cut off, someone stopped it.

"Leave the rabbit under the knife!"

The author has something to say: Ruan Ruan: I'm going to the Animal Protection Association to sue you!

Chi Xuan is indifferent: Oh, are you done?Then I started chopping my tail.