dark battle

The small steps we took just now approached the inner corridor.

"How are the preparations for the Pantao Fair going?" Jade Emperor asked while sipping some wine.

The Queen Mother said lazily, "It's just missing Baihua Fairy. I asked her to submit the list of flowers and plants. It's been several days, and there is no news at all. It's really unreasonable."

The Jade Emperor blinked his eyes. The last time he ordered the Three Holy Mothers to go to heaven to prepare for the Peach Blossom Fair, it was the same. After so many delays, a big case of Si Fan came up. What's going to happen?"

"She is the leader of the flowers and plants in the Three Realms. Who would be so bold as to let her have an accident? I don't want to urge her. Let's see how long she delays the matter for me. I will demote her for delaying the Peach Blossom Meeting."

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were chatting, and the two officials came back nervously and reported: "Your Majesty and Your Majesty, the God Erlang is arresting people outside."

The Jade Emperor asked, "Who are you arresting?"

"do not know."

"Sigh, who can make such a big commotion by arresting someone? This Erlang God is really getting more and more promising." As he spoke, the Jade Emperor raised the golden cup to drink, but found that the cup was empty, so he put down the cup without hesitation.Chen Xiang was clever and quickly stepped forward to fill it up.

The queen mother gently persuaded: "Your Majesty, it's time to go to court, don't drink?"

"Last glass, last glass, haha."

Chen Xiang rolled his eyes, moved closer to the Jade Emperor, and whispered: "Your Majesty, there are still several altars of ten-thousand-year-old wine hidden in Yaochi, and only the two of us know where it is. Do you want to taste it first, Your Majesty?" Empress..."

"Bold!" the Queen Mother snapped, "It's becoming more and more unruly!"

"Yes yes yes, the slave is wrong, the slave is wrong!" Chen Xiang hurriedly knelt down to admit his mistake.

"Your Majesty, why bother to get angry with an official on duty, it's time to go to court, but, Your Majesty will go first, and I will arrive later."

The Queen Mother drank all the fine wine in the golden cup, and said impatiently, "What else is there for Your Majesty?"

"After drinking some wine, I'm a little sleepy, and I want to squint my eyes here."

Outside the Yaochi, Yang Jian led Xiaotiangou, Zhang Laoer, and Guo Laoliu to wait. When he heard a group of female immortals with colored lanterns chanting "My Lady, drive away", he ordered all the heavenly soldiers to be withdrawn, so as not to let the Queen Mother notice. , and told his subordinates to take good care of Lilac and Little Fox, as long as they were in the Zhenjun Temple, Chen Xiang would come sooner or later.Yang Jian suddenly remembered that Yao Lao Si had proposed to make lamp oil from the little fox's blood, which might light up the lotus lamp again. .”

In this room, Chen Xiang and Ao Chun were ordered to fetch the ten-thousand-year-old wine. Chen Xiang suggested: "Let's get the old Jade Emperor drunk, don't let him go to court, and leave the rest to me."

They did not know where to get a whole ten gold-plated and silver-plated jugs, and presented them to the Jade Emperor's seat.Chen Xiang once read some records about the world's fine wines in Guanzhong under Yang Jian's command, and fabricated it with embellishments: "This wine was produced 660 years ago. , the taste is a bit strange at first...but you can really taste the taste of this wine after drinking six cups!"

"Six cups? Pour me six cups."

"Yes, Your Majesty." Chen Xiang secretly delighted, and filled six glasses of wine for the Jade Emperor respectfully.

Ao Chun, who was standing on the sidelines, said in his heart: "If you mix six kinds of wine, let this old fool drink six glasses at once. If the eight kinds of wine I mixed together, let him drink eight glasses at once?"

The Jade Emperor was indeed a man who knew how to drink wine. He gracefully held a small gold bottle and tasted it carefully with his eyes closed.Seeing this posture, Chen Xiang knew that if he didn't add any extra information, he might not be able to fool him, so he whispered, "Do you feel that the Shuntian nectar is slowly, slowly seeping into His Majesty's throat?"

Ao Chun complained in her heart: Nonsense!What can I drink so as not to ooze down my throat?

"Your Majesty, do you feel a soft, boneless hand comforting His Majesty's chest?" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and caressed the Jade Emperor's chest a few times.

The Jade Emperor closed his eyes, quite intoxicated, "Well... I can feel it."

"Then Your Majesty, did you hear the cry of a newborn baby?" He said, giving Ao Chun a wink.

Although Ao Chun was angry, he didn't dare to show his feet, so he had to imitate the crying of a baby and howled a few times.

The Jade Emperor smiled: "I heard it, I heard it!"

"Your Majesty, did you hear the old man's laughter?"

It just so happened that Ao Chun's voice was calm, and he lowered his voice to interpret the old man's laughter vividly.

Chen Xiang pushed forward: "Your Majesty, have you heard the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers?"

Ao Chun hurriedly whistled like a bird, while Chen Xiang twirled her fingers to conjure up a flower and put it under the Jade Emperor's nose.

"I heard it... I smelled it! I really smelled it, it smells so good..." The Jade Emperor opened his eyes and smiled, "Good wine, really good wine!"

Ao Chun held back his laughter and thought to himself: Even the Jade Emperor is confused when he is drunk, it seems that I have to quit drinking.

In the Lingxiao Hall, the Queen Mother and all the immortals have been waiting for a long time, but the Jade Emperor's imperial chariot has not been seen.

The Queen Mother said: "Officer of the palace, you go to Yaochi to have a look."

Chen Xiang happened to arrive outside the Lingxiao Hall, and when she heard the Queen Mother's order, she quickly transformed into the appearance of the Jade Emperor, with a golden robe and beaded crown, long eyebrows and thick beard, pretending to be drunk and staggering towards the entrance of the hall.

The hurrying palace chief almost bumped into Chen Xiang, and hurriedly supported him, "Your Majesty, why did you come here alone?"

"Me, sober up, let's go for a stroll! Have all the immortals arrived yet?"

"It's here, it's all here! Slow down..."

Chen Xiang swaggered up to the main hall and shouted: "Yang Jian! Where is Yang Jian?"

The head official of the palace hurriedly reported: "Zhenjun Erlang has official duties, so he asked for leave."

What Chen Xiang wanted was to make Yang Jian make a fool of herself in the Lingxiao Palace. When she heard this, she immediately turned her face: "Who did I sue for, why don't I know? He called me back! Go, I don’t need your help!”

The head official of the palace received the oral order and hurriedly announced the decree.

Fearing that she might not act like a drunk, Chen Xiang simply staggered and fell to the ground, Manchu Wenwu hurriedly stepped forward to help, Chen Xiang waved his arms to stop the immortals, "Stand back! It's okay, it's okay!" He got up, turned around a few times, and flew to his seat.

Sitting on the colorful auspicious clouds nine feet above the ground feels different, just like "will be the top of the mountain, and see the small mountains at a glance", Chen Xiang couldn't help but beam with joy: "Do the immortals have anything else to say?"

The Queen Mother lowered her voice to blame: "Why do you drink so much!"

Chen Xiang leaned close to the face of the Queen Mother, who was purple with anger, and gestured with his hand: "The fine wine from 660 years ago, you can taste it later?" He said to the immortals: "If there is nothing wrong, Let's leave the court and go back to the palace to drink!"

The Queen Mother was eager to end this unprecedented farce, and hurriedly said: "Let's disperse the court, let's disperse the court!"

"Yang Jian, you can't leave!" Chen Xiang pretended to be drunk, and pointed down.

The Queen Mother pulled back Chen Xiang's brocade sleeve: "Remember, Yang Jian hasn't come yet!"

Chen Xiang pretended to be surprised: "What a big air, let me wait for him for such a long time?"

It just so happened that the head official sent earlier came back and replied: "Your Majesty, God Erlang is waiting outside the palace."

waiting order?Dare to love Tiangong so big rules? "Wait, what is the purpose of waiting, let him in quickly!"

On the way here, Yang Jian heard the head official mention a few words about His Majesty being drunk and angry, and he didn't know whether he was in a hurry because of Chen Xiang, so he hurried to the hall to greet him: "Yang Jian sees Your Majesty and Your Majesty."

"Bold Yang Jian!" Chen Xiang yelled violently, "You have made my majestic heaven like chickens flying like dogs jumping like ghosts crying and wolves howling!"

Sure enough, he was drunk, and it seemed that it was only for the disturbance outside Yao Chi just now.Yang Jian didn't change his face: "The little god is arresting a criminal."

"Prisoner, what's his name?"

"Yes……"

"be honest!"

"Agarwood."

Chang'e's heart moved, and she understood Yang Jian's hesitant protection.

Chen Xiang's face was instantly embarrassed - he was only focused on running on Yang Jian, he didn't pay attention to what he was saying, and unexpectedly got himself involved, he was so stupid. "Chen, Chen Xiang? Why does it sound so familiar... Well, why can't I remember it?"

The Queen Mother had no choice but to remind her: "It's the monster born to the Three Holy Mothers and a mortal."

"Oh, didn't I already pardon him?" Chen Xiang calmed down and made a plan, "You took a mortal from Mount Hua as a hostage just to lure Chen Xiang into the bait?"

Yang Jian's heart trembled, and he looked suspiciously at the Jade Emperor on the gold-cast and jade-encrusted Nine Dragon Throne.

Chen Xiang yelled that he couldn't do it, and his thoughts flashed: "Don't hide it from me, that Roaring Dog has already told me everything! What do you look at? Look at all the civil and military men in the court, who dares to look at me directly? No rules!"

"The little god doesn't dare." Yang Jian said perfunctorily, his thoughts turned.It was only a moment ago to catch Lilac and go to the sky. Only those who have just been to Zhenjun Temple can know that Xiaotiangou will never turn his elbows outward. How did the Jade Emperor know, and why did he blame Xiaotiangou?

"Don't you dare? There are things you don't dare to do? Take a mortal as a hostage, and you have humiliated my Heavenly Court for millions of years! Is it reasonable for you to let the immortals judge?"

All the immortals saw that the Jade Emperor was drunk and confused, and quickly coaxed him in unison: "Your Majesty is holy."

"Yang Jian, go back quickly and release all the hostages you captured!"

In fact, Chen Xiang didn't understand, all he needed was a word of mouth from him, and it was enough to send a duty officer to deliver the decree, there was no need for the judicial god to go there himself.

Over there, Guo Laoliu heard that it was the Jade Emperor's will, and he was a little worried about the second master, and it was inconvenient to ask the official on duty about the court affairs.Ding Xiang said that the Banshee of Huashan was seriously injured