The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

The old knife made Liu Qingqing, Ye Ling and Ye Xue leave first, leaving only Yin Shi and Gui.

Gui asked, "What you want us to do is..."

The old knife handle said: "I want you to sneak into Wudang Mountain and help me get something."

"What is it?"

"A ledger."

"Account book?" Gui asked, "Whose account book? Why do you want that thing? Do you want to know the status of their funds and properties in order to prepare for this?"

"This ledger originally belonged to Zhenren Mei, the head of Wudang. After he died, it was passed on to Shi Yan, the current head of Wudang." The old swordsman said, "But the account contains thousands of people. family and life."

"What do you mean?" Gui asked.

The old knife said: "This account book records the privacy and secrets of many people. And these people are people with status, famous people, and rich people."

Gui asked, "Could it be someone from the villa?"

The old swordsman nodded, and said: "Most of them. If Shi Yan discloses these secrets, not only will these people not be able to gain a foothold in the world, but they will be ruined immediately, and they will die without a place to die!"

His voice was suddenly full of resentment: "If it weren't for the fact that they always used other people's privacy as a means of coercion, how could Shi He destroy himself on the eve of taking over the Wudang sect? Gu Feiyun, Gao Tao, Liu Qingqing, Zhong Wugu, etc. How can these people, their secrets be known?"

Hearing this, Yinshi couldn't help complaining vigorously: "Which version of Book of Friends is this? Wudang Book of Friends? And your body is actually called Xia Mu?"

"Don't keep saying things that others don't understand!" The old knife scolded, "I have been tolerant enough to you, I hope this time I won't let me down again!"

After finishing speaking, the old swordsman left.

After the old knife handle left completely, Yinshi suddenly shouted: "Hey, wait, old man, how are we going to steal it? Where are we going to steal it? At least give me a hint, bastard!"

"On the day of canonization, I will arrange some small tricks, and you will take this opportunity to steal the purple gold crown on Shi Yan's head. The account book is hidden in that crown!"

After finishing speaking, the old swordsman left completely.

Gui stepped forward to pat Yinshi who was stiff in place, and said earnestly: "There is no other way, I can only do it with luck and perseverance."

"Don't talk about petty theft so passionately!" Yinshi complained, "It's better to seek professional counseling at this time! For example, Thief Sang?"

"I'm afraid we don't have this time." Gui sighed, "The thirteenth is coming, and... I am also very concerned about that friend account."

April [-], before dawn.The back mountain of Wudang was dark, and after midnight, there was already a chill in the wind.

No one noticed that at this time, two figures had already climbed to the top of the back mountain.

Yinshi and Gui were dressed in black, quickly put away the climbing ropes and slipped in quietly.

Why have to wait until the day of canonization!So many people are not easy to steal!Now that you know where it's hidden, it's easy to handle!Therefore, Yinshi and Gui, who never played their cards according to the rules, decided to sneak into Wudang Mountain and steal it directly.

Before dawn, people in the Xiangji Kitchen in the back mountain have started to work, washing rice, lighting a fire, washing vegetables, and cooking porridge. Everyone is doing their own things silently, and few people speak.

While they weren't paying attention, Yinshi and Gui carefully stole two plates of dim sum and ate them.

You must fill your stomach before working, otherwise you will be unable to do what you want!This is their consistent purpose.

After eating, they continued to move, and happened to come to Tingzhu Courtyard.

At this time, Gui poked Yinshi's shoulder and pointed down.Yinshi looked at it knowingly, this small courtyard was full of people, even Taoist Mu was there, but the one who deserved their attention most was Lu Xiaofeng.

Since he didn't dare to talk and was afraid of being discovered, Yinshi began to point fingers and express his meaning: Is there any way to call him out?

Gui showed a clear look and held out his thumb.Just when Yinshi thought that Gui understood what he meant, he unexpectedly found out that he had pulled out a small round bomb.

Startled, Yinshi quickly grabbed Gui, his eyes revealing: What do you want to do, you idiot?Information.As a result, when pulling, Gui Yi missed and the small round bomb fell.

"boom--"

The perfect explosion started here.Yinshi's entire face was full of sadness, and then, pulling Gui by the collar, he ran quickly.

"Come on, there are assassins!"

Well, the originally perfect infiltration operation was completely messed up like this.

Yinshi scolded angrily: "You idiot, I just told you to call Meimeisang out, what are you doing throwing a bomb?"

Gui asked in surprise, "What? Didn't you ask me to confuse the scene?"

Yinshi said in a broken voice: "The two of us really can't communicate!"

Yinshi and Gui fled into a room, which turned out to be a group of fire workers in overalls.

Seeing Yinshi and Gui's sudden intrusion and dressed in black, one of them asked vigilantly, "Who is it?"

Gui suddenly threw a smoke/fog bomb, and the whole lounge was filled with white smoke.Then, one after another, the fire workers began to fall.

Yinshi and Gui were sitting on the eaves, covering their mouths and noses to avoid inhaling the white smoke.They didn't jump down until the smoke gradually dissipated.At this time, all the fire workers have passed out.

"The effect is remarkable, wig, what is that?" Yintoki asked.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui said, "In order to avoid the pursuit of the Shinsengumi, I am constantly improving!"

"Isn't it that the means are getting more and more unscrupulous?"

"In terms of lack of integrity, you are more serious!"

"Who said that?"

Gui Yi stared blankly at Yinshi and began to strip off the clothes of one of the firework workers naturally, then said quite sadly: "Yinshi! You have fallen so low that no one can match you!"

While talking, Gui also began to peel off the clothes of another fire worker, "Ah, Yinshi, yours seems to be more suitable for me, I will change it with you!"

"Sure enough, you are the one who has degenerated the most!!" Yinshi complained without hesitation.

Thus, Yinshi and Gui, who changed their costumes again, began to walk freely.

"Wait, the first two!"

At this time, a group of figures similar to disciples came over and asked, "You two, have you seen any suspicious characters? For example, people dressed in black?"

"Ah, no! No!"

"We didn't see anything!"

"Really..." The disciples were about to leave, and Yin Shi and Gui also planned to leave as if nothing had happened, but they were stopped after walking a few steps.

"Which group are you two in? Why are you going in this direction?"

For a moment, both Yinshi and Gui could not help but tremble.

A group of disciples who noticed something was wrong began to look at the two men vigilantly, as if planning to draw their swords as soon as they made any movement.

Yinshi and Gui put away their sabers in order to protect their identities when they changed their appearances. Now they don't have weapons with them, and they are all ready to run away or grab their swords at any time.

"What happened?"

Suddenly, a person appeared from behind Yinshi.Gintoki, who was startled at first, instantly relaxed after seeing the other party's appearance, and even felt relieved.

The disciples also settled down: "Brother Ye Guhong!"

A disciple replied: "We found that there is something wrong with these two people!"

Ye Guhong glanced at Yin Shi and Gui, and said expressionlessly, "I found them, and they probably came here because they lost their way."

"It turns out that the person who is the brother offended, we left first." After finishing speaking, a group of disciples finally left.

After they all left, Ye Guhong suddenly glared at Yin Shi and Gui fiercely and said, "Why did you two appear here? Aren't you going to seduce Lu Xiaofeng?"

Yin Shi flicked the booger that came out and said, "I can't help it, I was recognized, so your boss asked us to do more meaningful work!"

Ye Guhong frowned, and when he was about to ask what the task was, Gui stepped forward and asked: "By the way, you are from Wudang, do you know where your family's friend account is kept?"

"What friend account?"

"To put it simply, it is the account books kept by the head of the sect. It is said that it is hidden in his hat."

"Account book? The old swordsman asked you to steal this thing?" Ye Guhong was suspicious, but he didn't say anything in the end.

"If you want to find out where the head is, he's probably in the main hall right now." After speaking, Ye Guhong decided to take the two of them to the main hall.

In front of the main hall is an empty and spacious courtyard, no one can hide, the light in the main hall is dim, cigarettes are lingering, all the disputes and troubles in the world have been isolated outside the threshold.

"The one in front is the main hall, there should be no one there now..." Before Ye Guhong finished speaking, he saw a person standing inside.

A tall and tall Taoist stood silently in front of the divine case, not knowing whether he was praying for the safety of mankind, or meditating on his own mistakes.

On the divine table in front of him was a sword.

Yinshi and the other three secretly hid behind the door and observed.

"Hey, is there someone there? Come to worship so early, this person must have done nothing good!" Yinshi complained.

Ye Guhong said: "He is our head, Shi Yan!" Gui raised his eyebrows and said: "Is that him? The person who recorded the account of friends! Probably he also understands that this is wrong, so he confessed so sincerely We are human beings without faults, and it is a good thing to correct your mistakes! In order to repent of your mistakes, let’s fight against the barbarians together!”

"Hey, wait, why do you have to go to the barbarians for repentance? This is not repentance at all, but an eighty-fold increase in your faults! By the way, did you see him wearing a hat?"

"Hush! Don't make a noise, you will be discovered!" Ye Guhong scolded.

Therefore, Yinshi and the others were silent for a while, and waited quietly.

As a result, after a while, Shi Yan still saw no movement.

Yin Shi said: "Hey, how long is he going to repent?"

Ye Guhong also began to waver: "I don't know, I only know that the head will come here every morning, but I don't know how long he will stay here."

Yinshi complained: "You have failed too much as a disciple!"

Gui said seriously, "Could it be that he just repented and passed away?"

At this moment, Ye Guhong remembered something and said: "Speaking of which, the head's health is very bad recently!"

Yinshi complained again: "Your disciple is not a failure, but a failure too much! Is there anyone like you as a disciple?"

Then, the three fell into silence.

Suddenly, like lightning and thunder, Yin Shi and Gui rushed out and hugged Shi Yan together like an octopus.

"Hey, old man, are you still alive?"

"Need to call a doctor?"

Shi Yan, who was surrounded by his whole body, still stood upright, but he finally moved.He turned around slowly, looked at Yin Shi and Gui expressionlessly, and said two words: "Go down."

Yinshi and Gui obediently went down immediately.And he looked at the oppressive old man in front of him with a constipated expression.

Ye Guhong, who was watching by the door, frowned and cursed secretly: "Two idiots!"

However, Shi Yan didn't say anything, just asked lightly: "Are you here to pay homage?"

In the confusion, Yin Shi and Gui kept nodding.

Seeing this, Shi Yan left without saying anything.

As soon as Shi Yan left, Ye Guhong rushed in and cursed: "Are you two idiots? You just rushed out like that?"

Compared to Ye Guhong's criticism, Yin Shi has not slowed down: "Scared, scared to pee..."

Gui asked, "Is your master in the advanced stages of dementia?"

"Not at all! Although he is a little unwell, his mind is still clear, otherwise how would he announce the next head!" Ye Guhong replied.

"That's strange, why did he let us go so easily?" Yinshi asked inexplicably, and suddenly said as if he had realized something, "I know, it must be because we are so cute that he touched his soft skin." heart?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Ye Guhong said dumbfounded.

"Well, an old man at this age still has a pure heart, and he's basically soft-hearted towards cute girls. It's normal to feel shy! Right, a wig?"

"As expected of Yinshi, you are already a qualified old friend!"

Ye Guhong expressed that he did not want to be brainwashed anymore, so he said: "Aren't you looking for some account books? Hurry up!"

Gintoki and Gui, who were reminded, immediately began to search through boxes and boxes.

Looking at these two unreliable guys, Ye Guhong sighed.

"I'm right at the door, I will notify you when someone comes, hurry up!" After speaking, Ye Guhong really stood at the door.

As for Yinshi and Gui, looking from the left to the right, from the top to the bottom, they couldn't find any related account books or hat-like objects.

"Damn it, where did that guy put his friend account? Shouldn't he just carry it under his crotch?" Gintoki complained.

"Yinshi, from what aspect of analysis did you come to this conclusion?" Gui said.

"Hey, someone is coming!"

As soon as Ye Guhong finished speaking, Yin Shi and Gui immediately hid under the altar table.Listen carefully to the sounds outside.

"Remember, wig, hold your breath, imagine that you are a member of the vast universe, and let your body and mind be completely integrated with nature, this is 'absolute'!"

"Not a wig is Gui!"

"What's the matter?" This was Ye Guhong's voice.

"It's nothing, it's just that something happened just now, so I want to come over and see if there is any suspicious person running in!"

Hearing this voice, Yin Shi and Gui were stunned for a moment.It's Lu Xiaofeng!