The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

The old knife handle brought Yin Shi and Gui to an open space in the back mountain.

"So, old man, what are you going to ask Yinsang to do? Let me explain something first. Although I have run a house of everything before, I don't do everything, such as accompanying/sleeping, what do you want? Don't even think about it!" Yin Shi said nonchalantly.

"In addition, we won't do anything that commits crimes, and we will also put an end to things that endanger civilians!" Gui then said seriously.

Yinshi complained to Gui: "You apologize to the common people in Edo!"

"I didn't intend to ask you to do these things. It's better to say that this matter is very simple for you!" The old sword looked down at the valley and said slowly, "April [-]th is the day of the late Wudang master Mei. The death day of Daoist is also the tenth anniversary celebration of Shi Yan taking over the sect, and it is said that on this day, he will set up disciples of the sect who will inherit the Wudang Taoism."

"So, you want to sabotage?" Yinshi said while picking his nose.

"It's not about sabotage, it's about taking back what we deserve!" the old man said with a heavy hand.

"Then what you want us to do is..."

"I want you to stop Lu Xiaofeng on that day and not let him go to Wudang Mountain."

After hearing what the old knife told them to do, Yin Shi and Gui were silent.

Feeling that this reaction was not quite right, the old swordsman asked, "Don't you want to?"

"Hey...it's not a question of willingness or not!" Yinshi said with a twitching face, "it's simply a question of whether you can do it! What kind of confidence do you have that we can definitely stop Meimeisan? That guy doesn't listen to advice at all!"

The old swordsman actually said: "Lu Xiaofeng loves beautiful women and good wine the most. If you don't look at the connotation and only look at the skin, you two are beautiful women with good quality. If you bring the two sisters of the Ye family and a lot of good wine, you can naturally stop me. him!"

Yinshi complained: "...I heard deep irony from your words! What is 'not looking at the inside but looking at the skin'? The inside of silver is as deep as the career line, okay?"

Gui Yizheng said to Yinshi: "It's because you are full of dirty jokes that people say you have no connotation! Review it carefully, Yinshi! If you have time like me, you should explore the mystery of the meat ball... ..."

"You go look it up in the dictionary for me to understand what connotation is!!"

"Don't digress for me!" The old swordsman reminded them, "Do or not?" After Yinshi and Gui faced the old swordsman again, Yinshi asked with a lazy expression: "But the eyebrows mulberry Get to know us, is there any use for a beauty trick or something? It’s better to let those sisters go directly!”

"Don't worry, when the time comes, I will naturally arrange for someone to disguise you! At that time, Lu Xiaofeng will definitely not recognize you! So, just to be on the safe side, you and the two sisters will lure Lu Xiaofeng and trap him together! This task is very important. It should be easy for you, right?" the old swordsman repeated again.

Yinshi shrugged and said, "Since you have made all the arrangements, I have nothing to say!"

Gui asked, "But at least I hope you can tell me what you want to do that day?"

After a moment of silence, the old swordsman finally spoke: "I'm going to collect debts!"

"Debt collection? Whom is the debt collection?" Gui asked.

"Everyone's debt!" The old swordsman seemed unwilling to say more, and let Yin Shi and Gui leave.

"The people here will go down the mountain in four groups, and you are the last group. Take care of yourself."

There are still a few days until April thirteenth.

At this time, many people have gradually started to go to Wudang Mountain.Lu Xiaofeng is no exception.At the moment, he is sitting in a box in a restaurant.

Not long after, the waiter came in with two big jugs of wine.

"Guest officer, please use it slowly!" The waiter said politely.

"En." Lu Xiaofeng nodded.

However, the strange thing is that Xiao Er did not leave just then.

Lu Xiaofeng raised his head and asked, "Is there anything else?"

After hesitating for a while, the waiter asked, "Has this guest officer raised any strange creatures in the past?"

"biology?"

"Like a big, white, two-legged... duck?" Even the questioner turned into a question, and Lu Xiaofeng became even more puzzled.

"I don't quite understand what you mean. As far as I can remember in my life, I have never seen such a weird creature, let alone raised any...creatures?"

Lu Xiaofeng, who was still a little confused at first, suddenly saw strange creatures with silver-white hair and long black hair appearing in his mind, and his whole face suddenly became sad, and he changed his words, "If it is a certain two creatures, I have raised them for a while... But it's definitely not the duck you described! By the way, why do you ask?"

The waiter replied: "Recently, this strange creature appeared at the intersection, but no matter how you look at it, it looks exactly like you, guest officer! The red cloak, eyebrows and beard are exactly the same..."

Lu Xiaofeng, whose doubts kept swelling in his heart, rushed out suddenly.When I ran to the intersection, I saw many people seemed to be surrounding something.

Suddenly someone turned his head and saw Lu Xiaofeng and shouted: "Oh, isn't it?"

The others turned their heads to look at Lu Xiaofeng after hearing the man's yelling, and they all began to say in a hurry: "You have to take good care of your pet!", "This creature has been waiting for you for the past few days!", "You It finally appeared!"

After pushing through the crowd, Lu Xiaofeng saw the creature that everyone was talking about, and couldn't help but froze there.

It is big and white, but its feet and mouth look like a duck, but what is strange is that this creature is actually wearing a red cape, with four identical thick lines drawn on its eyes and mouth, and holding a sign in one hand: [Have you seen this? person? 】Therefore, Lu Xiaofeng kept a delicate expression and stared at this strange creature, as if thinking about what to say.

After a long time, Lu Xiaofeng finally spoke: "...are you looking for me?"

Elizabeth looked at Lu Xiaofeng, suddenly grabbed his collar and ran, tearing off the red cloak in the process of running.Everyone present was stunned.

Elizabeth ran like this until she reached a deserted alley before stopping. Of course, if Lu Xiaofeng hadn't followed her intentionally, he wouldn't have been taken away so easily.

After putting down Lu Xiaofeng, Elizabeth returned to her original form and took out a sign: 【You are Lu Xiaofeng? ] "Ah, I am..." Lu Xiaofeng replied blankly, wondering where did he get the brand?By the way, this creature can speak Chinese?

After hearing Lu Xiaofeng's confession, Elizabeth took out a second sign: 【It was Mr. Gui who asked me to come to you. ] "Mr. Gui...is it Guizi?" Lu Xiaofeng asked in surprise.

Elizabeth nodded, and took out the third sign: [Mr. Gui and the others are now in the Ghost Villa. The organizers of this villa must be planning some kind of conspiracy. Please investigate carefully. 】After seeing the contents of the third sign, Lu Xiaofeng was silent for a while: "I see, you..."

Elizabeth turned and left without waiting for Lu Xiaofeng to finish speaking.

Until it left, Lu Xiaofeng still couldn't recover.

"That... what kind of creature is it?"

The next day after that, the four of Gintoki went down the mountain together.

The city is always the busiest at dusk, and their chariots and horses are passing through the busy city.

"Ah, the outside world is the best! It feels so good to be free, as if the whole body and mind are soaked in strawberry milk!!" Gintoki said with a comfortable sigh.

"Don't make such a strange metaphor!" Gui said, "It should be said to be as happy as being surrounded by meat balls!"

Yinshi immediately complained: "Only you can tell this kind of analogy!"

"You guys, don't forget that you have changed your appearance now, even your name has changed!" another woman said.

Yes, besides Yin Shi, Gui and Ye's sisters who had changed their appearance, there was another woman on the carriage.She is called the widow of flowers, but her real name is Liu Qingqing.At this time, she is a young woman who is dressed up in fancy clothes and still has a charming charm.

Looking at Liu Qingqing, Yin Shi said dissatisfiedly: "What did you say to leave it to us, and you were hired to monitor us?"

Liu Qingqing smiled: "That's not right, you and Guizi are from Fusang, so you don't know about the rivers and lakes in our Central Plains, right? And the Ye sisters have been in the villa and rarely go down the mountain, and they don't know about the rivers and lakes. Therefore, the old swordsman That’s why I was called to follow you, and I can explain to you if necessary. Ah, no, you are no longer Yinzi and Guizi, but you have changed to Xiaojuan and Xiaozi! You changed the name yourself, don’t forgotten!"

Gui muttered, "Obviously, just change the name to 'Meatball'..."

Yinshi knocked him on the head once, and complained: "Reject, you are the only one in the world who would pick such a name! Just call you Xiaozi! Zila is the best!"

"It's not Zila, it's Kazila!!"

Yin Shi tapped Gui again, and said, "Get rid of this language addiction too!!"

The chariots and horses walked very slowly, and when they passed by, three people walked into the restaurant.

A man is red-faced and bald, with eyes burning like an eagle, and a man is as tall as a bamboo pole and as thin as a bamboo pole. He wobbles three times when he walks, as if a gust of wind could blow him down.

There was another person holding the shoulders of these two people, as if he was a little drunk, but he was a white-haired Taoist.

"Ale, isn't that person..." Both Yin Shi and Gui recognized the Taoist who was supporting them, "Old Man Mu!!"

"It's not just Taoist Mu!" Liu Qingqing said, "The one with eagle eyes is none other than 'Eagle Eye', the chief scoopman of the Twelve Links. The 'Lord of Yandang Mountain' Gao Xingkong."

Ye Ling and Ye Xue observed the three of them carefully, especially Taoist Mu. They seemed to be sizing up all the time.

Yinshi said impatiently: "Let's go, I don't want to meet acquaintances!"

"It's hard to say!" Gui said suddenly.

"Huh? What did you find?" Yinshi looked towards Gui's line of sight, and through the window of the restaurant, Yinshi saw a big red cloak.

"It's Lu Xiaofeng! He's right there!" Liu Qingqing said.

The carriage stopped.

Ye Ling asked: "Shall we go there now?"

After Yinshi thought about it, he suddenly smiled and said, "I have an idea!"

The decoration of this restaurant is very elegant and grand, but the business is not very good.Although it was time for dinner, there were only three tables of guests in the private seats in the restaurant.

Lu Xiaofeng in the red cloak was monopolizing a table, drinking wine.Taoist Mu went over to greet him just now, but because he had to take care of two drunk people, Lu Xiaofeng didn't sit at the same table with them.

At this moment, silver bell-like laughter sounded from the stairwell.

"Sister Xue, I heard that the wine here is very pure and fragrant, we must have a good taste!"

"That's right, our two sisters haven't had a drinking competition for a long time! Let's have a long-lost meeting today!"

"Miss, what will you do if you are drunk? Aunt Hua, I can't remember you two!"

"It's okay, Aunt Hua, Xiaojuan and Xiaozi will be back soon! It doesn't matter if they're here!"

The conversation between Ye Ling, Ye Xue and Liu Qingqing successfully attracted Lu Xiaofeng's attention.

She is a beauty, and also knows how to drink, how could Lu Xiaofeng not like it?After they sat down, Lu Xiaofeng leaned over to make friends.

"Under Lu Xiaofeng, I wonder if I can have the honor to meet three girls?"

"You're the Lu Xiaofeng with the four eyebrows?" Ye Ling stared at him with wide eyes and said, "What a cute eyebrow!" As she spoke, she was about to reach out to touch his eyebrows, which frightened her. Arrived at Lu Xiaofeng.

Liu Qingqing reprimanded: "Don't do this, it's rude!"

Lu Xiaofeng quickly said: "No, it's okay, I'm very happy to let such a beautiful woman appreciate my eyebrows!"

"Lu Xiaofeng?" Ye Xue said coldly, "I heard that you drink very well, I really want to see it! Do you dare to compare with me!"

After finishing speaking, Ye Xue asked Xiaoer to bring a big bowl and use it to drink.

A bowl of wine is worth at least eight taels.She drank more than ten bowls, but she still didn't change her face.

Ye Ling looked at Lu Xiaofeng and said with a smile, "How?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly, and said: "I never thought that she would have such a good capacity for alcohol, really unexpected."

He sighed again, and said: "As long as a man can't refuse a beautiful woman, let alone a man who likes to drink meets a woman who can hold a lot of alcohol!"

Ye Ling laughed again: "If you just say that when you see us, then you don't have to live if you see Xiaojuan and Xiaozi?"

Lu Xiaofeng joked: "It seems that the friend you will meet next is also a good drinker!"

"And, she's still a first-class beauty!"

"Ah, they are here!" Ye Xue said suddenly.

Following their gaze, two graceful figures appeared at the top of the stairs.Graceful figure, beautiful face, black and beautiful hair, and, exactly the same.

"Xiao Juan and Xiao Zi are twins! So they look exactly alike!" Ye Ling said.

Yes, Yinshi and Gui decided to have the same face for the convenience of distinguishing when they changed their faces.This is all for the sake of Gui, who is natural, and Yinshi, who is blind!

After Yinshi and Gui went upstairs, they turned on the hostess mode (in JK mode, Lu Xiaofeng might notice it), and deliberately approached Lu Xiaofeng left and right.

Yinshi Jiaoyin said: "Oh, what a handsome eyebrow! Hey, this eyebrow brother, let's have a drink together!"

Gui said lightly: "Xiao Juan, as a woman, you are so inappropriate, you will be laughed at by others! You should ask 'Can you buy us a drink, handsome eyebrow guy?' This is better!"

Logically, with two beauties approaching, Lu Xiaofeng should be distracted.However, something strange happened.

Lu Xiaofeng actually grabbed Yin Shi and Gui's heads and smashed them on the table!

The three of Ye Ling were taken aback.

"You, what are you doing?"

After regaining his composure, Lu Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, and said, "Eh? Ah? I don't know why, but it just fell down like this all of a sudden! Eh? Strange, why? I always feel an urge to beat them..."

Yinshi and Gui buried their heads on the table like this and thought: Habits are terrible...