The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Instead of falling, the black bear ran away.

Yin Shi said to Leng Hong'er: "Since you knew there were bears here, don't come here!"

"That's not a bear!" Gong Jiu suddenly appeared and said.

Seeing Brother Nine, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, Niu Niu Tang excitedly ran over and said, "Brother Nine! Here we come!"

However, Gong Jiu was not as excited as she was, just nodded lightly, and glanced at Shaman by the way: "Yeah." Then he went to Yin Shi and said, "This bear is dressed up by that fool."

Yin Shi frowned: "That idiot?"

"It's Li Shentong. I saw him in black bear skin!"

Yin Shi: "..."

"Since you know, tell me sooner! You pervert!!" In the next second, Yin Shi swung Gong Jiu and fell upside down on the glacier, his whole head stuck into the glacier, like a body art.

To this, everyone present reacted differently.

Leng Hong'er was startled.

Cinnamon is expressionless.

Sharman watched coldly.

Beef Soup said excitedly: "I see, no wonder Brother Nine likes you so much!"

Sharman then turned and left.

"Since the person has been brought safely, then there is nothing to do with us, I have to go."

Beef Soup was surprised and said, "So fast? Don't you want to play here, it seems that something interesting will happen?"

Shaman said coldly: "Not interested."

"Oh, I got it!" Niu Routang suddenly turned dark-bellied, and smiled, "You just don't want to stay here and see the picture of Yinzi and Brother Jiu together!"

Sharman didn't reply, but asked something else: "By the way, where did that pink swallow go?"

Yinshi complained: "Why is there another one? Do you go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

"It's not going to the west to learn scriptures, it's going north to find cards!" Gui said lightly, "However, this brand is not like scriptures that can save all sentient beings, but it is a vessel for the devil who makes everyone fall into the Abi Hell. Silver time..."

Gui looked at Yin seriously and asked, "Do you still want to continue looking for it?"

Yinshi didn't answer yes or no, but just looked at Gui quietly.From his eyes, Gui already understood everything.

"Really, it seems that you have decided to continue..." Gui unexpectedly smiled, "Then, in the final stage, let me help you!"

Gintoki also smiled, and the two walked side by side.

"Don't give me trouble, wig!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! It should be that you don't hold me back!"

"Wait!" Leng Hong'er finally returned to her original iceberg appearance, pointing at the body art on the glacier and shouted, "What... what should I do?"

Yinshi said with a blank face: "It's okay, just take it as a landscape of your place!"

Gui actually interjected, "Maybe it can be developed into a local tourist attraction! Cherish it!"

Leng Hong'er complained for the first time in her life: "If there is such a scenic spot, our place will definitely decline quickly!!"

Gui and his party consisted of four people, two of them left, one was left behind, and the other was missing.

So where is this missing swallow?

The lights in Tianchang Restaurant shone through the crack of the door, and there were bursts of hot air.

Lu Xiaofeng frowned, because at this moment, he suddenly saw a figure rushing out from behind the room of Tianchang Restaurant, and the figure disappeared into the darkness in a flash.

This kind of lightness kung fu is no longer even inferior to Lu Xiaofeng, who in this kind of place has such a brilliant lightness kung fu?

The door was already opened, and a pair of smiling eyes looked at him through the crack of the door, giggling and saying: "I finally saw him, he is as handsome as I imagined."

The "woman" in front of her should be a man, but she was all pink. At this moment, even the eyes looking at Lu Xiaofeng were filled with pink warmth.

Lu Xiaofeng felt his stomach churn, and he asked, "Who are you?"

But that person pressed his finger against Lu Xiaofeng's lips and whispered: "Don't talk about such a spoiled question! Night is always happy, isn't it?"

Lu Xiaofeng quickly retreated dozens of steps.It's too scary.

"You can't escape!" The man said with a smile, "After all, you are his 'remuneration'!"

"Remuneration?" Lu Xiaofeng frowned again.

"Because he said that if I agree to his request, you will let him handle it." Gui just appeared at the door and said so naturally.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Gui with a blank expression, and also looked at Yin Shi next to him who was picking his booger with a blank expression.Finally, he looked at Gui and asked, "Tell me clearly, who is this guy? What did you promise him?"

Gui touched his chin, as if he was thinking about how to explain, but the man smiled and spoke.

"Let me tell the story! But before I say it, let me introduce myself. You will probably know it after hearing the name. I am Pink Swallow."

"Pink Swallow?" Lu Xiaofeng did know this name, it is said that this person is not only powerful in lightness kung fu, but also invincible even with hidden weapons, he is indeed a character.

However, Yinshi stepped forward and looked at the pink man in front of him carefully, and said, "This name really suits you! Do you want to go to the ladyboy bar to help? I think if it is you, you can take it without any effort." Top card!"

"Ah, I hate it, really?" Fen Yanzi said shyly while holding her face.

Gui he scolded: "Yinshi, no pimping!"

Lu Xiaofeng said angrily: "Don't change the subject, just keep talking!"

This time it was Gui's turn to speak: "Originally we were following the signs to catch up with you. But after all, it has been a long time, and there is no way to catch up in time according to the normal schedule. At this moment, we met Your Excellency Pink Swallow."

As a result, Gui Brain Theater began to fall into memories.

In the picture of Gui's memory, there is a beautiful flower field, and in the middle, a pink swallow is dancing in the flower field.

Gui narrated: "That figure is indeed unforgettable for a lifetime!"

("Ah, it's really unforgettable in a lifetime!" Gintoki complained, "It's hard for people to forget that this kind of scene that is only broadcast in late-night programs suddenly appears in front of you!")

Fen Yanzi noticed Gui and asked, "Who are you?"

"You are very talented!" Gui said seriously, "Although it is a bit abrupt, do you want to use your dance and my music to create the dawn of Japan with me?"

(Silver: "No, the combination of these two things can only create a Japanese hell!")

Pink Swallow said in shock: "You, you mean my dance is beautiful enough to bring a happy dawn to the world?"

(Yin Shi: "Hey, why can you interpret it to such an extent! How narcissistic are you?")

Gui said sincerely: "Yes, I knew it after watching your dance! You must be the pioneer who can revolutionize the dance industry of the whole world! Believe me, I will never make a mistake! "

Fen Yanzi's eyes began to moisten: "Finally, I finally met someone who understands me..."

(Yin Shi: "Hey, wait, why did it develop like this!?")

The memory of the theater in Gui's brain is over.

"The above is the whole process of my encounter with His Excellency Fen Yanzi." Gui said.

Fen Yanzi said: "Thanks to Guizi, I realized that my past life was wasted. My life is just beginning now, and I was born for dancing!"

Gui earnestly praised: "That's right, it's this energy! I knew you would be able to do it!"

Fenyanzi: "Guizi..."

Yin Shi: "No way, these two guys can't be saved!"

"That's not what I want to hear!!" Lu Xiaofeng finally couldn't take it anymore, and said loudly, "I want to know why I became Pink Swallow's reward?"

"Ah, this, then let's start by discussing the direction we are heading in the future..." Gui said, and began to fall into memories again.

Yinshi complained: "It seems to be a long time to recall, can I go to sleep first?"

However, Gintoki's words were ignored by Gui, and he began to forcibly enter the memory.

Inside the inn, Gui and Fen Yanzi are sitting opposite each other.

Gui said, "I'm really sorry that I asked you to accompany me in this huge revolution!"

"How can you say that..." Fen Yanzi smiled softly, "I'm... really happy to have someone say that to me..."

(Silver: "Hey, why is the scene filled with pink atmosphere? Are you newlyweds?")

Gui said: "However, I can't let you follow me for nothing! Otherwise, you will be too wronged!"

Pink Swallow anxiously said: "Don't say that, I did it voluntarily! I followed you voluntarily!"

(Yin Shi: "Hey, what kind of conversation are you guys having? Are you running away? Are you running away?")

Gui said: "This is absolutely not acceptable. It is against my principles to let others do white work!"

Fen Yanzi said: "If that's the case, then fine."

Gui smiled and took out a notebook: "Then let's start. Let's discuss it first. What is your expected salary? Ah, remember to add consumption tax! Also, what benefits do you hope your future company will provide? Trouble Let's talk about it too."

(Yin Shi: "Are you interviewing at a company?")

Pink Swallow said: "Ah, I don't need money or anything! No, rather than saying I don't need it, it's better to say that I don't need money at all!"

(Yin Shi: "How much hatred of the poor is filled with this!")

Gui said, "Well, if you don't use cash..."

"You can use something else!" Fen Yanzi said suddenly, "I finally remembered, you know that Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows, don't you? Then let him be your reward! To be honest, I've heard of this man a long time ago." , I can imagine that he must be a handsome and excellent man!"

"So that's it! I understand!" Gui said seriously, "Then it's decided like this, the reward will be replaced by the chrysanthemum from the eyebrow hall!!"

"Ah, I hate it, actually talking about chrysanthemums! But... I like it!" Pink Yanzi finally said.

The memory ends.

Lu Xiaofeng's hell-like face strangled Gui's neck and held him up high.

"Sure enough... how about letting you die once?"

Gui started to lack oxygen and foamed at the mouth!

Yin Shi shouted: "Calm down, eyebrow, if this goes on, he will really go to see King Yama!!"

Pink Swallow: "Ah, how masculine!"

Under the condition of long-term pressure that could not be relieved and broke out all at once, Lu Xiaofeng was completely blackened.

Therefore, the following picture is harmonious.

That night, although Lu Xiaofeng slept alone, he slept soundly. He finally released some of the pressure. When he woke up the next day, his appetite was so good that he could swallow a whole whale.After breakfast, I happily went to Silver Hook Casino.

As for Yinshi and Gui, they were paralyzed in the room with injuries all over their bodies.And Pink Swallow is covered with bandages all over.

"wig."

"Not a wig is Gui!"

"Do you feel that Meimao-san's attitude towards us has changed?"

Gui thought about it seriously, and said, "Are you referring to the transition from spare food to spare excrement?"

"Why can you say such shameful words without hesitation!" Gintoki complained, "I didn't mean that! Before, he was obviously the character I bullied, when did he start to suppress us? role! I don’t recognize it!!”

Gui said: "This is really a happy growth!"

"Are you the fuck?"

"Compared to my mother, finding someone else's wife is the most important thing!" Gui said lightly.

Seeing this, Yinshi's face changed: "You already know where she is hiding?"

"No, I'm not sure, but I can generally imagine it." Gui said, "I'm different from you. Since I entered this place, I've walked around every corner of this place, and I understand A lot has happened."

Yinshi didn't interrupt, but just listened quietly.

Gui said, "Did you know? There used to be two huge water tanks here."

"Water tank?"

"This water tank is at least two feet high. It looks like a round house or a round tent, but it is a water tank because it has neither door nor window. But it opened, and there is a rope hanging from it." Gui said slowly, "Besides, the person who made that big water tank is the one you are looking for now."

"Li Xia?"

Gui nodded solemnly.

Yinshi frowned: "What is she doing with such a big water tank? Taking a bath?"

Gui said, "I heard that they want to collect rainwater to drink."

"Hey, do you believe such a lie?"

Gui said: "However, compared to this, there is one thing that is even more strange!"

"What?" Silver asked.

"The original two large water tanks, now there is only one left!"

Gintoki was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly smiled.

"So it is!"

Looking at the silver like this, Gui asked, "So what are you going to do?"

"What should I do? I'm launching a match against the world's most slutty woman! Of course I have to work hard to win!"

"Is there a need for a duel?" Gui said with a smile, "In terms of the level of crime, who else can compare to us from the silver family?"

Yin Shi also smiled: "Then let's go, the duo of criminals is formed!"