The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

"Hello, Uncle Eyebrows."

Lu Xiaofeng was enjoying fine wine with Sui Han's three friends, at this moment, a little boy ran over and shouted.

Lu Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, looked at the little boy and asked, "Are you calling me?"

The little boy nodded, took out a letter and handed it to Lu Xiaofeng, "This is a big sister who asked me to give it to you."

Lu Xiaofeng's eyebrows twitched, and he asked, "Is she a grey-haired elder sister?"

The little boy nodded again and said, "Yes! Although she has white hair, she is a very beautiful big sister!"

It's just a skin!Just the skin!Lu Xiaofeng said it silently twice in his heart.Even though he thought so, Yinzi actually asked a child to deliver the letter instead of coming by himself.Could it be that something happened?

"Then, where is this big sister now?"

The little boy replied: "The big sister said, if I am asked about this matter, I will first ask Uncle Eyebrows to give me a tael of silver!"

Bastard silver!Lu Xiaofeng cursed again in his heart, but he still obediently took out the money bag that was not much left, took out a tael of silver and put it in the little boy's hand.

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Can we talk now?"

The little boy showed his big innocent watery eyes and said, "Actually, I don't know either."

After speaking, the little boy ran away immediately.

Lu Xiaofeng stayed for a while.Then there was an urge to bang his head on the table, but luckily he held back.

"Damn Yinzi, let's see how I deal with you when you come back!!" Lu Xiaofeng muttered and put down the cruel words, but still opened the letter with his hands.

There are three pages in the letter.

Page [-]: Did you enjoy being played? (There is also a small self-portrait of Gintoki laughing in the lower right corner.)

Veins popped out on Lu Xiaofeng's forehead, and he tore the paper to pieces without hesitation.

Second page: It's useless to tear it up! (There is also a self-portrait of Yin Shi picking his booger in the lower right corner.)

Lu Xiaofeng's veins changed from one to three, and then he crumpled the piece of paper into a ball and threw it into a distance, shouting: "What the hell is this bastard trying to do!!!"

There is still a third page, to be honest, Lu Xiaofeng is already physically and mentally exhausted.Still, he mustered up the courage to look to the third page.

This page was finally impossible to ignore.Lu Xiaofeng's veins disappeared, and his complexion began to change.

Seeing the end, Lu Xiaofeng smiled: "This guy Yinzi..."

Lu Xiaofeng put away the letter, and continued to drink in a good mood.

The room was very big with a big fire, Lu Xiaofeng was lying naked on a big bed.

No matter who is drunk, he will sleep deeply, and he is no exception, but he always wakes up faster than others.Especially knowing that there will be guests tonight.

At this moment, he suddenly heard a soft sigh. Although there was no one around him, there was no one in the room.

In the darkness, I vaguely saw a hazy figure, sitting motionless on the chair opposite, I don't know when it came, and I don't know how many people are sitting there.

"The drunken country road is safe and easy to come by, but other places are unbearable." The man sighed, and said: "But if this road is walked too much, it must be just as boring."

Lu XiaoFeng smiled.

He smiled: "Unexpectedly, Your Excellency is actually a learned person."

This person: "I dare not, it's just that I feel something in my heart, so I can't help but say it."

Lu Xiaofeng: "But it seems that you are not my guest, I haven't even seen your face yet."

The man: "You have to look at me, it's easy."

He coughed lightly, and the door at the back suddenly opened, sparks flashed, the lights came on, and a man in black clothes, a black scarf covering his face, as thin as an eagle, and standing like a javelin suddenly appeared from the darkness.

And the person who spoke was well-dressed and gorgeous, his expression was noble and elegant, his eyes were piercing, with a commanding majesty, but he looked like a gloomy person, even more so than standing in front of him. The man in black behind him was even more eerie.

Lu Xiaofeng laughed again: "It's really good."

This person: "Not bad? I look good?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled: "Your Excellency's appearance is indeed similar to what I imagined."

The man: "You already know who I am?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled: "It depends on what 'I' refers to. If you mean who this person with this appearance knows, then I will answer Jia Leshan."

"Oh..." this one asked with a smile, "Then there is another 'I'?"

"That's who the people inside know. Then I'll answer Sikong Zhaixing!"

The man stared at him and suddenly laughed.

His laughter has changed, it has become bold and hearty, and he looked up and laughed loudly: "Okay, good boy, I didn't expect that I still didn't scare you this time, how did you see it?"

Saying this sentence, it is undoubtedly admitted that he is Sikong Zhaixing.

Lu Xiaofeng said lightly, "I smell your thief."

Sikong Zhaixing: "I smell like a thief."

Lu Xiaofeng: "Whether you are a big thief or a small thief, you smell like a thief. You are the king of thieves, the thief of thieves, so the smell is naturally stronger!"

"Come on! Don't think I don't know!" Sikong Zhaixing rushed to say, "Actually, it was Yinzi who told you! Cut, damn it, I wouldn't have revealed too much to her if I knew it earlier! Sure enough, she guessed it and it's all right." Guess it!"

"Since you know what's going on, don't play tricks." Lu Xiaofeng said, "Where is real Jia Leshan?"

Sikong Zhaixing: "He's already here."

Lu Xiaofeng: "In this room?"

Sikong Zhaixing: "It's in this room, just see if you can recognize him."

There were nine people in the room.

In addition to Sikong Zhaixing and Lu Xiaofeng, one is a man in black wearing an ancient sword, one is a master of hidden weapons hanging upside down from the beam of the roof, one is an old man with long fingernails, one is a girl in purple, and the other is a middle-aged man. A beautiful young woman, and two big men who came in carrying boxes, who among these seven people is the real Jia Leshan.

Lu Xiaofeng began to look at these nine people.

"There's no need to guess!"

A lazy voice sounded from outside the door.

A girl with silver-white hair strolled in with a smile and stopped beside the middle-aged beautiful woman.

"You are the One Piece! Where did you hide the onepiece?"

"Silver? When did you come?" Lu Xiaofeng said in surprise.

But compared to Lu Xiaofeng, the middle-aged beauty was quite surprised.But soon, the surprise on her face faded away, and instead she showed an extremely beautiful smile and asked, "Miss, do you mean that I am Jia Leshan?"

Yinshi didn't answer, but Lu Xiaofeng nodded: "My thoughts are also consistent with hers."

Sikong Zhaixing: "Are you saying that he is a man disguised as a woman?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "Yes."

Sikong Zhaixing smiled: "Jia Leshan dominates the Seven Seas and deters the bandits. Of course he is a great man with a fierce appearance. If he looks so handsome, how can the heroes of the sea obey him?" Lu Xiaofeng: "In the past, he was known as the Iron Face Dragon King, Just because he, like Di Qing, the famous general of the previous dynasty, always wore a ferocious bronze mask on his face when he charged into battle."

Sikong Zhaixing actually also shut his mouth.

The middle-aged woman sighed: "Okay, good eyesight."

Lu Xiaofeng: "Although it's not very good, it's still passable."

Middle-aged woman: "That's right, I am Jia Leshan, the iron-faced dragon king of the past, and today's good man in the south of the Yangtze River."

His eyes were sharp like blades, and when he finished speaking, he was a different person.

"But I don't understand, why do you know?"

Lu Xiaofeng didn't answer, but Yin Shi interrupted with a smile: "Isn't this very simple?"

When Jia Leshan looked at Yin, he asked doubtfully, "Oh?"

"Did you forget, what's our four-browed guy's favorite thing?"

To Yinshi's question, Sikong Zhaixing immediately replied: "Woman!"

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly felt something was wrong!However, she didn't have time to stop Yinshi from continuing.

"That's right!" Yin Shi smiled and made a "binggo" gesture to Sikong Zhaixing, and continued, "Because of this, the sensor in Meimeisan's lower body is very strong! So I know right away that you are not a woman!!" Both Sikong Zhaixing and Jia Leshan showed expressions of sudden realization: "So that's how it is! You deserve to be Lu Xiaofeng!"

"Don't believe it!!! I only know because of that beautiful girl over there!!!" Lu Xiaofeng pointed at the purple-clothed girl, defending almost like tears of blood, but none of the people present believed him.

"In short, let's put aside the polite words." Jia Leshan said suddenly.

Lu Xiaofeng complained: "Polite words? Were all polite words just now?"

Jia Leshan said, "I want you to go back."

Lu Xiaofeng: "Go back? Where are you going back?"

Jia Leshan: "Go back to the world of flamboyant flowers, those brightly lit restaurants and casinos, and the gentle village leaning on the red and fake emerald greens, that's where Lu Xiaofeng should go."

Lu Xiaofeng sighed, and said: "It's the truth, I really want to go back, but it's a pity."

Jia Leshan interrupted him, and said: "I also know that you are inconvenient recently, so I have already prepared some money for you." He coughed again, and there was a white-haired old family member leading two big men, Grab the box with a big mouth and walk in.

The chest was filled with ingots of dazzling gold and silver.

The glittering gold and silver almost blinded Yinshi's eyes.

Lu Xiaofeng frowned: "Where do these heavy objects come from? Don't you think it's troublesome?"

Yinshi shouted: "No trouble, no trouble at all!!"

Jia Leshan said: "I also know that silver bills are more convenient, but they are not as real as the gold and silver in front of me. If you want to move people's hearts, you have to use something more real."

Yin Shi shouted: "That makes sense!!"

Lu Xiaofeng finally looked at Yinshi expressionlessly: "Can you stop arguing? These gold and silver are for me, not for you!"

Jia Leshan said: "Are you willing to accept it?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "The money is touching, why am I not willing to accept it?"

Jia Leshan: "Are you willing to go back too?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "No." He smiled, and continued: "Whether you accept it or not is one thing, and whether you can go back or not is another matter. The two things have nothing to do with each other at all."

Jia Leshan smiled.

"It's a lure." He smiled: "For a person like you, I also know that it will definitely not work with a lure."

Lu Xiaofeng: "What else have you prepared?"

Jia Leshan: "Treatment is not enough, of course it is coercion. However, it seems that this will definitely not be useful, but I still have the last magic weapon."

Lu Xiaofeng asked curiously, "Oh? What is it?"

Jia Leshan said with a smile: "As the saying goes, a hero is saddened by a beauty, and you are undoubtedly a hero. What's more, this silver girl reminded me just now, making me more convinced that the beauty is definitely useful!"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled.And he smiled at Yinshi.But in Gintoki's eyes, that was a terrifying smile at all.

After Jia Leshan finished speaking, the girl in purple stepped forward.

Under the illumination of the light, Lu Xiaofeng understood.

This is indeed a great temptation.

No one can describe the beauty of this girl, just as no one can describe the heart-shattering ripples when the first spring breeze blows across the lake.She walked in with her head down, stood there quietly, quietly raised her eyes, and stared at Lu Xiaofeng.She didn't even move her fingertips, but just stared at Lu Xiaofeng quietly with her eyes, a strange change had taken place in Lu Xiaofeng's heart, and even his body had a strange change.There seemed to be an invisible flame in her eyes, burning with man's desire.Seeing this young girl, Lu Xiaofeng understood what kind of woman can be regarded as a natural beauty.

Jia Leshan leaned comfortably on the chair, admiring the expression on Lu Xiaofeng's face, leisurely: "Her name is Chuchu, see if she is really charming."

Lu Xiaofeng had to admit it.

Seeing this, Yinshi winked at Sikong Zaixing who had been watching the show.

Sure enough, you can't do it when you see a beautiful woman, this guy!

Jia Leshan let out a soft breath: "Okay, if you want to go back anytime, she can go with you, taking this box with you."

Just as Lu Xiaofeng was about to say something, Yin Shi suddenly put his arms around his arm and said, "Ah, we want the box, but the beauty is fine! After all, there is already a beautiful woman with a devil's figure!!"

Lu Xiaofeng already knew exactly how many tricks Yinshi had.He stared at Yinshi calmly and said: "You'd better tell her to wait for me here, as soon as I find the Raksha card, I'll go back immediately."

After Jia Leshan glanced at Lu Xiaofeng, he smiled: "You are not only smart, but also strong-willed, no matter what you do, it is difficult to impress you, I think if you really want to do something, you must be perseverant and go all out. You are a very good friend, but a terrible opponent." He stared at Lu Xiaofeng like a knife blade: "It's a pity that you are not my friend, so you have to die."

The night is darker and the wind is colder.

Finding that something was wrong at the scene, Yinshi ran away immediately.

The man in black was still standing there like a javelin, and the white-haired old man took out a small tweezer from his body and was shaving his nails.

The people falling down on the roof beams did not know when they fell down, and they didn't even make a sound.

Jia Leshan said: "You are indeed not mistaken, the three of them are indeed not easy to mess with."

Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "Kongtong Killer Sword, Xin Shiniang's family is full of flowers and rain, plus Huashan's supernatural powers, it seems that I really have to die today."

Sikong Zhaixing suddenly smiled: "Others say you have good eyesight, but I say you have poor eyesight."

Lu Xiaofeng: "Oh?"

Sikong Zhaixing: "You only saw the martial arts origins of the three of them, but you forgot that there are two more terrifying people here."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled: "I didn't forget. On the contrary, you forgot that there is the most terrifying person!"

With a loud "bang", Jia Leshan suddenly fell straight down, with a wooden knife stuck in his buttocks.

Yin Shi pulled out the knife expressionlessly and said to Lu Xiaofeng, "Come quickly and help collect the corpse!"

Lu Xiaofeng said to Sikong Zhaixing with a bitter face, "Hey, right?"

Sikong Zhaixing: "..."