The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

"Fang Yuxiang is your cousin?"

In the carriage, when Lu Xiaofeng heard Aunt Ding Xiang's self-introduction, she couldn't help being shocked.

Aunt Ding Xiang smiled: "She also has a name, Xiangxiang!"

Yinshi picked his nose and said, "Xiangxiang's name really makes people complain!"

Lu Xiaofeng stared at Yin Shi and said, "Why do you look like 'I know very well'? Do you know Fang Yuxiang?"

"Oh? Have you forgotten?" Yinshi deliberately raised his voice and approached Aunt Ding Xiang with a smile, "Last night, he was different from someone who was lonely and guarding an empty room. He chatted with a beautiful big sister all night long. ah!"

At that moment, for the first time in Lu Xiaofeng's life, he had the urge to dig a hole and bury Yinshi on the spot.

However, Yin Shi was unmoved by Lu Xiaofeng's murderous aura, and continued to say desperately: "Ah, I heard a lot of things! I heard that Xiangxiang is also a super beautiful woman! And it's because of that gangster. Hu Zi (Aunt Ding Xiang: Blue Beard) exchanged four EX-s for his current wife! And..."

Yinshi glanced at Lu Xiaofeng intentionally or unintentionally, and said with a smirk: "A certain wretched bearded man wants to pick her up in a whimsical way..."

Lu Xiaofeng complained with veins bursting: "Yinzi, when did I steal your sweets or did I deduct your pocket money?"

Yinshi simply looked at the scenery elsewhere.

Seeing that Yin Shishi was stupid, Lu Xiaofeng didn't bother to continue pestering him, he sneered at Aunt Ding Xiang and said, "So, she sent you to spy on me?"

"No." Aunt Ding Xiang said, "She knows that you are always generous, and she is afraid that you will have no money to spend on the road, and that you will not be able to sleep at night, so... But, I think you don't need anyone to accompany you at all, after all, you already have people around you." A very good companion! It’s not lonely at all along the way!”

Lu Xiaofeng said angrily: "I'm thankful that I didn't get mad at her!!"

Aunt Clove let out a joyful laugh.

At this moment, Yinshi let out a "wow".

Aunt Ding Xiang asked, "What's wrong with you, Yinzi?"

Gintoki pointed at the back tremblingly, and said with a face of shame: "There is a super scary guy!!"

"Super scary?" Aunt Ding Xiang and Lu Xiaofeng both turned their heads to look at it, and the moment they saw it, Aunt Ding Xiang couldn't help screaming.

"Half of it is missing..."

Missing half means that the person's left eye is blind, his left ear is missing, his left hand has become an iron hook, and his left leg has become a piece of wood.

Yin Shi said with a blue face: "Wow, which mannequin escaped from the laboratory? It's really scary in the middle of the night! It's comparable to the Yumian Jun who appeared in the fifth training." !"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Mr. Yumian? Are you referring to Mr. Yumian, Liu Yuhen? Thank you for remembering this person!"

"I can't help it, this person's face is so artistic that I can't forget it even if I want to!"

"Although I don't know who Liu Yuhen you are talking about, I think he is definitely not as scary as the person who is missing half!" Aunt Ding Xiang continued, "No, the most terrifying thing is the half that is not missing. !"

His right eye, nose, and mouth are crooked and distorted.

Aunt Ding Xiang firmly held Yin Shi's hand, and said, "This man looks like a shrunken rag doll, and the left half was torn off again!"

"Ragdoll?"

Aunt Ding Xiang said: "He is not very old, and he is also very small. His face must have been a round baby face, but now..."

Lu Xiaofeng showed a disgusted expression, and Yin Shi kept trembling.

"You... your ability to describe is amazing..."

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly asked: "Do you know who he is?"

Yin Shi said, "Human model?"

"That's not true!!" Lu Xiaofeng sighed, as if he really didn't want to say it, but finally he said, "He was originally called 'Yin Yang Boy', but he changed his name after meeting Sikong Zhaixing!"

Aunt Ding Xiang said, "What name will you change?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Yin Boy!"

When Yinshi heard this, he immediately complained: "This is simply a name chosen by someone as a prank! By the way, what does this have to do with Mr. Thief?"

But Aunt Ding Xiang smiled, blinking her eyes and said, "He was originally called Yin Yang Boy, it must be because he was originally a hermaphrodite who was neither male nor female!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Yes!"

Aunt Ding Xiang said: "But Sikong Zaixing destroyed his man half, so he can only be called Yin Boy!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Yes!"

Yinshi complained: "It's still half male and half female! How does this person look like?"

Aunt Ding Xiang said: "Why didn't Sikong Zhaixing simply kill him?"

"Because Sikong Zhaixing rarely kills people!" After thinking for a while, Lu Xiaofeng suddenly looked at Yin Shi and said, "Speaking of which, I remembered something I've been asking you for a while! What did you and Guizi do to that kid Sikong Zhaixing?" What happened? After the battle between Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng, Sikong Zaixing asked me to drink! I have known him for so long and this is the first time I have seen him so drunk! He even cried that you and Guizi are devils , why his life was stained by you! You... have stained him?" Yinshi tried to complain: "Hey, what is stained? You said it so ugly! What kind of picture did you make up in your head? ? Your thoughts are really comparable to the sewers in public toilets! What do you think of us?"

Lu Xiaofeng said seriously: "I don't think there is anything you and Guizi can't do!"

"You still say it so seriously, is my personality shattered to pieces in front of you?"

Aunt Ding Xiang finally interjected: "Wait, we seem to be discussing the issue of the hermaphrodite in the back right now?"

Yinshi thought for a while and said, "Actually, as long as we don't look at him, it's fine? He won't do anything to us, right?"

Lu Xiaofeng actually said: "Maybe he ran into your room in the middle of the night!"

"Yoxi! Let's sleep in your room today!" Yin Shi said without blushing.

Lu Xiaofeng immediately said: "I refuse."

"Hey, what are you doing? You were still blaming me for not saving you money the day before, but now you are rejecting me immediately after saving you money. What do you want?"

When Lu Xiaofeng ignored Yin Shi at all, he just looked ahead and said with a smile: "Oh, I saw the inn!"

Like Quanfu Inn, rooms in Jixiang Inn cost three taels of silver a day, and hot water is also provided day and night.

There's nothing like a hot bath after a long week's work!

So, as soon as he landed, Yinshi excitedly picked up his change of clothes and ran to the bathhouse.

As a result, as soon as he went out, he saw a man who looked like a shop waiter leading three young girls past.Yinshi understood it at a glance.

Yinshi rubbed his chin, and said to himself: "I never thought there would be a bastard who is hungrier than that wretched bearded man..."

However, it was none of his business, Yinshi quickly forgot about it and happily ran to take a bath.

Originally wanted to run to Lu Xiaofeng's room after washing silver, but that bastard actually locked the door!It seems that he won't let Yinshi in no matter what!And listening to the voice, it seemed that Aunt Ding Xiang was also inside.

"It's so unreasonable!! That bastard!!"

Gintoki cursed, and wanted to go back to the room, but when he thought that he was alone in the room, he felt a little scared.In the end, Gintoki simply went out for a walk.

Although I said I was going to go for a walk, there was really no one in this place. It seemed that business was not easy!

Suddenly, Yinshi heard a very lively sound coming from the courtyard inside.At this time, he thought of the three girls. Anyway, he had nothing to do, and it would be boring to go back to the room so soon, so he just went to have a look.

There are four courtyards in Jixiang Inn, Yinshi and they live in the second courtyard.And the place where the sound came out seemed to be inside the fourth layer.

Yinshi's curiosity grew even stronger.Judging from the other party's appearance, it seems that he has covered the entire fourth layer. He should be a super rich guy.

However, when Yinshi walked to the fourth courtyard, he suddenly felt a sense of incongruity.

Originally, I could still hear the woman's teasing and singing, but now I can't hear it.It was eerily quiet.

Yinshi slipped in quietly, and leaned in along the window. In an instant, Yinshi's eyes widened.

At the beginning, I saw the three girls led by the shop waiter, but now they were severely whipped.And the person who whipped them turned out to be the half-missed yin boy!At this time, a crazy smile appeared.

Yinshi rushed in without saying a word, and sent him flying to the wall with a single blow.

Yin Tongzi spat out a mouthful of blood, struggled to get up from the ground and glared at Yin Shi angrily: "You..."

"Take me to play one too!" Yinshi stood in front of the three girls, staring back at him expressionlessly and said, "I'm also a terrific shaker!"

Yin Tongzi looked at Yinshi in surprise, and then showed a ferocious smile: "So it was you... the white-haired woman who defeated Ximen Chuuxue!"

Yinshi didn't speak, but Yin Tongzi giggled, looked at Yinshi and said, "I've wanted to meet you for a long time... At first I thought about using those three women to lure Lu Xiaofeng over, but now I have attracted another A guest worth looking forward to! Generally speaking, it can be regarded as profitable! I will smash all your teeth, then strip you of your clothes, tie them to the head of the bed, and then..."

"It's so noisy, you monster!" Yin Shi didn't pay attention to what he said at all, just scratched his ears, and said disdainfully, "It depends on what you can do! You are neither male nor female dead monster! "

Yin Tongzi was completely enraged by Yinshi, he collapsed, rushed towards Yinshi with bloodshot eyeballs and shouted: "You bitch!!!"

Just when Yinshi was about to go to war, a cold star suddenly flew in from the window and pierced Yintongzi's throat.

Yin Tongzi fell down before he even had time to react.

The three girls were terrified, and ran away screaming before they even had time to thank Gintoki.

Yinshi didn't care, he stared out the window, suddenly frowned and asked coldly: "I remember I asked you to take care of a certain patient? Why are you here?"

As soon as Yinshi finished speaking, a gorgeously dressed young man walked in from the window.It turned out to be Gong Jiu!

Gong Jiu shyly said to Yin Shi: "But, taking care of the sick is so boring! I'm so lonely that I come to you!"

"It's disgusting, you pervert!!" Yin Shi picked up the whip left by Yin Tongzi on the ground and tied Gong Jiu to Guibo.At this moment, Gong Jiu showed a happy smile.

At this time, Yinshi noticed that Lu Xiaofeng was standing at the door and watching.

There was an eerie silence.

After a long time, Yinshi broke the silence: "Just say what you want!"

Lu Xiaofeng thought for a while, then turned around and left, saying: "Ah, don't bother me!"

"I'm bothering you!!!"

Lu Xiaofeng knelt down and glanced at Yin Tongzi, then turned to Gong Jiu who had recovered and asked, "What did you do?"

Gong Jiu tilted his head to think for a while and asked, "What's the problem?"

Lu Xiaofeng frowned, staring at Gong Jiu with a hint of vigilance.

Who is this person?

"Compared to this," Yin Shi asked Gong Jiu, "how did you find it? What happened to the wig?"

Gong Jiu smiled and said: "The process is a bit complicated, please allow me to explain it in an hour..."

"Compress it to twenty characters!"

Yin Shi's icy voice made Gong Jiu's heart tremble, and his pale face blushed: "Ah, you are so strict, I... will be broken..."

Yinshi complained mercilessly: "You've been completely broken for a long time!!"

Gong Jiudao: "Simply speaking, I have given the job of taking care of Guizi to two more suitable candidates! And they are absolutely trustworthy!"

Yinshi said with a blank face: "Hey, I said that it should be compressed into 37 characters, right? You actually said a full [-] characters! It is [-] characters more than [-] characters! What are you going to do? ?”

"What?" Gong Jiu took a step back as if he had been hit by a huge blow, and then knelt down facing Yin Shi, "You actually wasted your precious time, I really deserve death! So, please whip as much as you want Me, ravage me!!"

Both Yinshi and Lu Xiaofeng stared at Gong Jiu who was crawling on the ground with eyes like looking at a pest.

Yin Shi asked Lu Xiaofeng: "Are you going to fight? You seem to have accumulated a lot of pressure recently, do you want to vent it?"

"No, I'm not interested in that."

Gong Jiu hugged Yinshi's thigh directly and shouted, "Hit me! Hit me!!"

"Wow, it's so disgusting! Get the hell out of here!!!" Yin Shi trampled on Gong Jiu desperately, but Gong Jiu seemed to be enjoying himself.

Finally breaking free from this perversion, Gintoki muttered, "It's really unlucky to meet the sex-transformed version of that perverted ninja with glasses!"

"Huh? Who were you talking about just now?"

"None of your business!" Yin Shi said, "By the way, you only answered the second question! And the first question, how did you find us? Could it be that you have been following us?"

Gong Jiu thought for a while: "Still within twenty characters?"

"In a word, sum it up in one sentence!"

"It's fine if you have money!" Gong Jiu laughed, "I've sent a message, as long as I find a young girl with white hair, I will leave an inverted triangle mark! I will give him this if I leave a mark!"

Gong Jiu actually took out a golden ingot.

Yinshi's eyes straightened, and he said in surprise, "...you are so rich?"

Gong Jiu said: "It's nothing!"

After hearing this, Yinshi actually said sincerely: "M9, don't you like me to beat you very much? I will whip you as you wish! One whip is worth gold!"

Gong Jiu actually said happily: "Deal!"

At that moment, Lu Xiaofeng's world view was refreshed again.