The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Since the night of September [-]th, Yinshi and Gui haven't had a good day.

"We are disciples of the Chongwu Clan, and we are here to ask Miss Yinzi and Miss Guizi to enlighten me!"

Yinshi stared at the dozen or so young men wearing the same outfit in front of him with disgust, sighed heavily, and muttered, "Again? How many times is this already today?"

Gui replied: "The eighth time. If counting from that day, it is about No. 30 four times now."

"Ah, just hearing it gives me a headache!"

"Don't compare us with the mob in the past!" One of the disciples of the Chongwu Gang said, "Our kung fu is the best in the world! No matter how good you are, you will never be our opponents!"

"Huh? You have the nerve to say it!" Yinshi said with a smirk, "A group of men shamelessly surrounded us two girls, and they still say that you are very powerful. I really admire your thick skin!"

The disciple blushed: "You, you..."

Seeing that he was speechless, another disciple stepped forward and said, "I know you two are very powerful, so we can't rush to teach you without full confidence! But our vajra formation, even if it is You guys, I'm afraid you're going to bow down too!"

After speaking, like a circus, these twelve people actually came to build a tower!

Yinshi and Guimian looked at this funny scene expressionlessly, and couldn't help clapping their hands.

"Oh, it's amazing, it's amazing!"

"Very wonderful!"

After finishing speaking, Yinshi and Guitou left without looking back.The tall tower became angry and shouted: "You guys, are you afraid? Stop!"

However, before the words were finished, a small round ball rolled to their feet, and the next second, with a loud bang, the tower exploded instantly.

This kind of thing has been happening since the battle between Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng was messed up by Yinshi and Gui.

After Yinshi and Gui's reputation spread, almost everyone in the Jianghu came up with such a thought - Yinshi and Gui defeated Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng, so as long as they defeated Yinshi and Gui, they were defeated Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng are gone!

So under this fatal thought, Yinshi and Gui became the targets of public criticism.In addition to demanding a face-to-face confrontation like this time, even surprise attacks followed one after another.Although these attacks are not painful to Yinshi and Gui at all, they still feel extremely annoying in the long run.

However, what is even more terrible is the power of public opinion.After Yinshi and Gui repelled people from different places one after another, rumors began to circulate that the two of them were hidden peerless masters, and even that they were a mysterious gang. What was even more exaggerated was that some people said they were He is a disciple of the Devil's Cult!

Since this is a world where comments are free, Gintoki and others have no way to stop them, so they can only turn a deaf ear to them.Because of this, Yinshi's irritability increased day by day.

In order to avoid Yinshi's designation as a target to vent his temper, Lu Xiaofeng proposed to take refuge at Huamanlou's house.

Of course, the best place to take refuge is of course Wanmei Villa or Baiyun City. However, Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng are still recovering from their wounds, and as the perpetrators who injured them, Lu Xiaofeng really doesn't have the courage to take them to those two places. Therefore, I finally decided to go to Jiangnan to find Huamanlou.

However, this trip not only did not relieve Gintoki's restlessness, but also increased it by one level.

It was all because on the day when Yinshi and Gui arrived at Huamanlou's house, Huamanlou spent half a day preaching to the two of them.Why is it wrong to insert other people's chrysanthemums, you must know how to respect others, girls should behave like girls...

If Yinshi hadn't slipped away with the excuse of going to the bathroom, Huamanlou would definitely spend a day and a night continuing to brainwash him.

Early this morning, when Yinshi woke up, he saw Huamanlou waiting for them in the lobby early on, and it was estimated that they would be told again, so Yinshi took Gui and quietly escaped from the window.

Then, he was stopped eight times on the street.

Silver sighed heavily.

At this moment, a murderous aura suddenly came over.Yinshi and Gui felt it at the same time, and turned their faces away in unison.

In front of me is a man.Pale face, pale hands, pale sword, white clothes like snow.

"Simon... no..."

This young man is indeed very similar to Ximen Chuuxue - his pale face, cold and proud expression, snow-white clothes, and even his standing posture are exactly the same as Ximen Chuuxue.

Although he is much younger than Ximen Chuuxue, and his facial contours are also much weaker than Ximen Chuuxue, but his whole body looks like the shadow of Ximen Chuuxue.

Yin Shi whispered to Gui Er: "Wig, is this the illegitimate son of Ximen Sang?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui said, "Perhaps Ximen Dian ate ATPX4869 by mistake and caused it to degenerate..."

"My name is Ye Guhong!" The man said suddenly, "I am a distant relative of Ye Gucheng."

After hearing this, Yinshi continued to whisper to Gui: "Wig, did you hear that? It's obviously Bai Yunsang's relative who actually looks like Ximensang? Could it be that..."

Gui said seriously: "In Yinshi, every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite. We should not care too much about other people's affairs! Even if the father of Baiyun Temple has neglected the mother for a long time, the mother went out to find a lover. In the end, she became pregnant by accident and found out that this lover is actually Ximen Dian's father, and we don't care about it!"

Yinshi complained: "Hey, you have too much theater in your brain, right?"

Ye Guhong ignored the theater in Gui's mind, looked at Yinshi and said, "You actually insulted Ximen Chuuxue, I will teach you a lesson for him!"

After speaking, Ye Guhong drew his sword and rushed towards Yinshi.

In the end, Yinshi continued to chat with Gui: "Look, he is indeed Ximen Sang's illegitimate son! This relationship is really complicated!"

Gui also said: "Well, if it is made into a TV series at [-] o'clock, it will be very popular!"

At this time, Ye Guhong had already collapsed, and the chrysanthemum was bleeding profusely.

He returned to the small building where Hua Manlou lived.

As a result, as soon as Yinshi and Gui stepped upstairs, they heard Huamanlou's gentle voice as always.

"Finally home?"

Yin Shi and Gui trembled all over.

Hua Manlou, who was smiling gently, and Lu Xiaofeng, who was watching the show, were sitting at the table, both of them were looking in Yinshi's direction.

Although Hua Manlou was smiling, they had gotten along with each other for a long time anyway, so Yinshi and the others knew that he was angry.

Hua Manlou said: "Please sit down."

Yinshi wandered his eyes and said, "Ke Ke Ke, you have to wash your hands and rinse your mouth first when you get home! We'll be back as soon as we go..."

"sit down!!"

Yinshi and Gui sat down obediently at the two words that could not be refused.

Hua Manlou began a long and eloquent lecture: "I heard that you broke Chongwu's twelve formations. Besides, in one day today, you also destroyed Tie Shao from Longwei Escort. He fell head-down into a pile of cow dung, Xiao Hu helped three brothers strip off their clothes and hung upside down at the gate of the city, General Jiang, who was known as a golden sword and iron horse, was also forced by you to wear women's clothing and parade in the streets... You have no mercy heart?"

Yinshi picks his booger and Gui drinks tea, both of them turn a deaf ear.

Regarding their attitude, Hua Manlou was very helpless, while Lu Xiaofeng had been suppressing the urge to burst out laughing.

"Although it is said that they proposed a duel to you, can't you fight it well? I know that you basically use some dirty means to win! How can you be a human being? Justice and justice Where have all the benevolence and righteousness gone? If you fool other people like this, how can they say that they are also respectable people in the Jianghu? Although they may not be loyal people, at least they are not big treacherous and evil people, even if they are big villains. Your actions are too cruel! You have to reflect on yourself!! And you too!"

Lu Xiaofeng, who was still holding back a laugh, suddenly realized that Hua Manlou's last words were aimed at him, and was stunned for a moment.

"……me?"

"Yes!" Hua Manlou nodded, trying to pick up the teacup on the table, but Yinshi pushed the teacup over.Hua Manlou picked it up, took a sip, and continued, "Isn't the reason why they are getting worse like this is because you are conniving? If you had educated them well from the beginning, the scope of the victimization today would not have become like this! "

Lu Xiaofeng protested: "Wait, it can't be my fault, can it?"

"Don't blame you and whom? These two girls have been with you! You can help clarify or withstand the attack, but you didn't do anything! Besides, the current rumors are getting more and more excessive. Said that Yinzi and Guizi were the closed disciples of Western Jade Rakshasa. They even got the nickname Black and White Shuangsha! If things go on like this, maybe they will be accused of unwarranted crimes and receive calls from all corners of the world. Attack. By then it will be too late! Tell me, is this your fault?" Hua Manlou angrily lectured Lu Xiaofeng, but Lu Xiaofeng couldn't refute at all.

"...I admit that I was wrong for not clarifying their identities in the first place, but it's too easy for you to let me bear their attacks? Moreover, since they did that kind of thing in the first place, they had already made up their minds Isn't it? What's more, they don't take those people seriously at all! Right? Yinzi, Guizi..."

Yinshi and Gui unexpectedly fell asleep lying on the table.

Lu Xiaofeng burst out with blue veins, raised his hand without hesitation and gave each of them a chestnut.

Lu Xiaofeng crossed his chest and glared at them, "Listen to me when others are talking!"

"Yes..." Yin Shi and Gui sat up obediently with a big bag on their heads.

Yin Shi smiled and said: "The name of Black and White Shuangsha is quite good!"

Gui asked earnestly, "So who is this Jade Rakshasa?"

"This name is not worth mentioning!" Hua Manlou said, frowning.

Yin Shi and Gui were stunned, they looked at Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng explained: "Yu Luocha is the leader of the Western "Raksha Sect".But no one knew what kind of person he was.No one has seen his true face.But everyone believes that he is the most mysterious and terrifying person in the martial arts world in recent years.He not only has a mysterious life experience and mysterious martial arts, but also founded a very mysterious and terrifying sect, the Western Demon Cult. "

Hua Manlou sighed: "In short, don't engage in unnecessary duels anymore. Even if someone challenges you, don't accept it. If it's a sneak attack, don't bother, but if it's really too much, you can teach me a lesson. Just a moment, but here I declare that you must not do anything that insults the personality of others! If this continues, I am really worried that you will be drawn into this demonic sect! Did you hear that?"

Yin Shi replied without any sincerity: "Ah, I know, I know..."

Gui looked at Huamanlou seriously and said, "I always feel that the combination at the scene is very imaginative! It feels like a family meeting between father (Lu Xiaofeng), mother (Huamanlou) and two daughters (us)..."

Hua Manlou: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Yin Shi looked at Gui Dao frowningly: "You've watched too many family ethics dramas, haven't you?"

Hua ManLou's smile finally disappeared, and his eyes, which should be blind, now stared at Gui with a huge deep black light as if they were trying to suck people in.He said slowly and seriously: "Obviously a loving mother and strict father, from this point of view, I should be the father, and Lu Xiaofeng should be the mother!!"

"Is that so??" Yinshi complained vigorously.

Lu Xiaofeng also started to resist: "No way! Compared with you, I should be more masculine!"

Hua Manlou smiled and asked, "Do you have a source of income?"

"..." Lu Xiaofeng was speechless again.

From then on, Lu Xiaofeng had an extra setting - a man who was taken care of!

"I absolutely don't agree! Is the source of income right? I have it! I can get a lot of money by gambling!!" Lu Xiaofeng said without blushing, but of course he received money from the flower. The cold gaze of Manlou and Yinshi and Gui's whispering.

Lu Xiaofeng started to get angry: "Hey, don't look down on gambling! It's also a unique knowledge!!"

This time, Yinshi actually agreed: "I agree with you, Meimei-san! By the way, why is there no Pachinko here? My hands are so itchy right now!! I really want to gamble!"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "If you want to gamble, should you go to Silver Hook Casino? That is the gambler's paradise! I haven't been there for a long time, so why not go there!"

Hua ManLou scolded: "Lu XiaoFeng, don't teach Yin Zi badly!!"

"That's right!" Gui Ye said, "Gambling is something a useless grown-up would do!"

Yinshi opened his dead fish eyes and said, "Isn't it already a useless adult? It doesn't matter whether it's me or this eyebrow monster over here!"

Lu Xiaofeng complained: "Hey, I will never admit it!"

Yinshi said seriously: "So, the most important thing is to have a rich father! People like Ah Hua, Ximen Sang, and Bai Yunsang are all super rich!"

Gui suddenly said to Yinshi: "Yinshi, in fact, you don't need to be envious at all! With you now, as long as you marry Ximendian, you can take over all his property!"

Lu Xiaofeng, the only one present who knew that Ximen Chuuxue had planned to propose marriage to Yinshi, suddenly squirted out the tea.Speaking of which, I don't know how Ximen Fuxue felt when he was raped by the person he wanted to propose marriage to.

Lu Xiaofeng quietly glanced at Yinshi.

Yinshi actually picked his nose and said: "Who wants to marry that pervert who uses a sword! To him, only the sword is his wife! I dare say that it is only bad luck for a woman to marry him!"

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly felt that Yin Shi's words made sense!