The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

How could just a bowl of corn porridge satisfy Yinshi and Gui, two big eaters?As a matter of course, after eating, the two of them ran to the street to continue looking for food.

Afterwards, Yin Shi held a banana, and Gui held a bag of meat buns while walking and chewing.

There was a monkey player in front of him, and he had already struck the gong, and the children immediately surrounded him.

A gray-haired old man, leaning on a cane, staggered out of a medicine shop, and was knocked down by two children.

Seeing this, Yin Shi stuffed the banana in one gulp, and ran to help the old man up.

"Are you all right, old man?" While helping the old man up, Yinshi still didn't forget to scold the group of brats, "Hey, apologize to me! Otherwise, I'll take off your pants and put them on your heads oh!!"

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm fine." The old man smiled slightly, thanked Yin Shi, and then left without looking back.

But Yin Shi and Gui behind were still waving and saying, "Go slowly!"

Unexpectedly, these two girls respect the elderly very much!The old man thought to himself, and then slipped into the alley next to him with a "whoosh", showing a smug smile.

"If the ribbon is still on Lu Xiaoji's body, I might have to spend a little more effort to steal it, but if it's on these two girls... it's too simple, and I'm going to feel guilty!" The old man "clucked" laughed.

This old man is Sikong Zhaixing.

Sikong Zaixing happily wanted to take out the spoils of war, but when he took them out of his pocket, he was stunned.

"...banana peel?"

Sikong Zhaixing rummaged through his body, but there was nothing but banana peels!There is indeed nothing left!Even my wallet is gone! !

Just when Sikong Zhaixing was anxious like an ant on a hot pan, a silvery white flash appeared in the corner of his eyes, which was fleeting.

He hurriedly chased it out to have a look, and saw Yinshi was walking while counting the banknotes: "One, two, three, four... Oh, there are eleven of them! You are indeed the king of thieves!"

Sikong Zhaixing looked at the emerald green bag in Yinshi's hand and shouted in surprise: "Isn't that my purse???"

Yin Shi and Gui stopped in their tracks, watching them turn their heads together to reveal extremely sinister smiles, Sikong Zhaixing felt a chill down his back.

Later, all three of them hid in the alley together.

Sikong Zhaixing squatted on the ground and said angrily: "Damn it, I am the King of Stealing Kings... I just fell into the hands of a little girl..."

Yinshi put a ribbon in Sikong Zhaixing's hand, looked at him and said, "Don't be discouraged, you still have a lot of room for improvement. If you practice hard, you will definitely become stronger than you are now!"

"Really?" Sikong Zhaoxing was moved.

"Well, trust me!" Yinshi said sincerely.

Sikong Zhaixing looked at Yinshi benefited a lot: "Okay, I believe you!"

Yinshi showed a bright smile and said, "Then let's discuss the hush money now!"

Sikong Zhaixing ruthlessly smashed the ribbon to the ground.

On that day, Sikong Zhaixing understood one word: the world is hot and cold!

After that, Yinshi whispered a few words in his ear.After listening, Sikong Zhaixing shouted out: "No!!"

Yinshi looked at him unhappily: "Ah, do you think you have the right to refuse?"

"Hmm..." Sikong Zaixing let out a low sound like being stepped on a toe.

Yin Shi grabbed his shoulders, and said in a persuasive manner: "Think about it, this is a big test! If you succeed, I guarantee that your strength will be improved! In the future, you can proudly use Take this matter out to show off! Isn't this killing two birds with one stone?"

Sikong Zhaixing was still hesitating.

Seeing his struggling expression, Yinshi let go of his hand, walked out with a frustrated face and said, "Okay, since you don't want to, then I'll tell everyone to steal the ribbon that Wang Axing wanted to vote for me. Stealing has become a matter of banana peels!"

"Wait!! I'll do it! Can't I do it... Woo..." Sikong Zaixing really wanted to cry.

Yin Shi said with a villainous face: "Wouldn't it be better to promise earlier! Really!"

Gui quietly watched Yinshi's interaction with Sikong Zaixing while eating meat buns. When he finished eating one, he said, "Yinshi, I think you can publish a book."

"Oh, really? What book?"

"On the Thickness of Skin."

"..." Yin Shi was speechless.

Sikong Zhaixing laughed loudly: "Well said!!"

"I also have something to ask you here."

As soon as Gui's words came out, Sikong Zhaixing couldn't laugh anymore, he shouted: "You want it too?"

Gui nodded and whispered something in his ear.Sikong Zhaixing's face became even uglier.

"No, I don't want to say anything!" Sikong Zhaoxing desperately refused.

"Why?" Gui asked, "Isn't this kind of thing easy for you?"

"Normally it doesn't matter, but only at that time!! Absolutely not!!! I will definitely be crushed to death!!!" Sikong Zaixing said tremblingly.

Gui said disappointedly: "Really, what a pity, there's nothing I can do. Then I'll tell the storyteller under the overpass about how a man who claimed to be the king of stealing kings was stolen by a white hair..."

"Wait for me!!!" This time, Sikong Zhaixing really cried out, "I did it! Are you satisfied!! Woohoo, you two beasts!!!"

Yinshi and Gui nodded in satisfaction.

Thus, Sikong Zhaixing learned another word - the world is dangerous!

If Lu Xiaofeng saw this scene, he would have to ask without knowing it: Which one is this acting on?

After seeing off Sikong Zhaixing, Gui asked: "However, relying on him alone is far from enough! What should we do next?"

"Hmm..." Yin Shi scratched his head, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "Hey, wig, look, the second fat sheep is here!"

Not far away, the honest monk was walking over while eating steamed buns.

Yinshi and Gui showed treacherous smiles again.

"Yo, self-proclaimed honest monk! How are you!" Yin Shi stepped forward to greet him with a smile on his face.

"Hello, master who claims to be very honest, do you want some meat buns?" Gui Huan gently took out a meat bun for him.

The honest monk sighed: "The monk doesn't eat meat buns. The two girls are eager to learn but they have learned all of Lu Xiaofeng's bad habits! This is impossible!"

"Eh? Is there any?"

"Otherwise, why pester the monk?"

"Because I want to ask the monk for something!" Gintoki said with a flattering smile.

The honest monk refused without thinking: "The monk does not agree."

"Don't say that, listen first before talking!" After Yinshi whispered a few words to the honest monk, the honest monk sighed again.

"It's a sin, a sin, you actually let the monk do this kind of thing..."

"However, it's easy for you!" Gintoki laughed.

"The so-called salvation of sentient beings, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell! It is most appropriate for the master to do this kind of thing!" Gui said.

"Ridiculous, ridiculous!" The honest monk shook his head, ready to leave just like that.

Yin Shi and Gui didn't intend to hold him back either.

"Since the master is not willing, there is nothing we can do!" Gui sighed.

"Yeah, we can't force the monk." Yinshi pretended to be disappointed and said, "Let's go to the storyteller and talk about a monk visiting a brothel..."

The honest monk staggered and almost fell into the mud.

Yinshi and Gui didn't seem to notice at all, and they were still whispering over there: "You are a monk, but you still go to a brothel. If it gets out, you don't know what will happen!"

"No, no, the most important thing is that he is not only a monk, but also monks below!"

"Evidently they are all monks and still go to a brothel?"

"That is to say..."

"What are you talking about and what the monk is doing!" The honest monk finally succumbed to the evil hands of Yinshi and Gui.

Yinshi and Gui walked on the street satisfied.The things to do now are basically ready, and now we just need to wait for the night to fall.

There are four more ribbons in my hand.Looking at the rare ribbons with strange colors, Yinshi was going to hold an auction to sell them at a high price.

Since the auction was going to be held, it was natural to choose the place with the most people, so they chose Taihe Residence.

Taiheju is a very big teahouse, Lu Xiaofeng once said that because the teahouses in the capital are not as simple as other places, the people who come here are not purely for drinking tea.

This kind of place with a lot of people is the most suitable place for Yinshi to use as an auction venue.

"Guest officers, look here! There are good things here!!"

Yinshi held up the four ribbons in his hand and spread them loudly: "The entrance ribbons for tonight's peak battle in the Forbidden City are now on sale! Only four! The highest price wins! While stocks last!!"

The guests in the teahouse talked one after another.Word had spread that only people with ribbons could get in.However, it is unknown whether the ribbon the woman is holding is genuine.Therefore, although there is a lot of discussion, no one has bid yet.

Yin Shi looked at the group of people impatiently, and said, "Hey, this is the real thing! If you don't bid, you're really going for the treasure!"

One of the spectators said: "I remember that these ribbons should be handed over to Lu Xiaofeng! How did they end up in your hands?"

Yinshi didn't answer, but heard an old man laughing loudly.

"It's just because of acquaintance that I fell on her, isn't it?"

Yin Shi greeted the old man and said, "Hey, old man Mu!"

"Not big or small! Call me Taoist Mu!" Taoist Mu scolded.

"I remembered, that white hair! She is the woman next to Lu Xiaofeng!" One of the spectators suddenly shouted, and immediately, everyone exploded and bid!

"I'll buy you a ribbon for 500 taels!"

"I give 700 taels!"

"900 taels!!"

The price was getting higher and higher, and Yin Shi also began to smile from ear to ear.

Seeing Yin Shi's appearance, Taoist Mu shook his head: "Really, a young girl is so greedy for money!"

Yinshi didn't care what Taoist Mu said about him, and said with a smile: "The so-called money can make ghosts grind the mill! Being greedy for money is definitely not a bad thing, and it can also promote people's self-improvement! It's a good thing!"

"Unreasonable!" Taoist Mu said angrily.

Yin Shi glanced at Taoist Mu and said, "By the way, don't you bid? If it's any later, they will all be snatched away!"

Taoist Mu smiled: "I don't need to bid! Because someone has already given me one."

Yin Shi was stunned for a moment, and he really saw a ribbon that Mu Taoist took out from his sleeve.Surprised: "Wait, why?"

"I gave it to you." Gui suddenly said.

"Hey, wig, how can you do this privately, do you know what is the most important thing to run a company? That is order!" Yinshi said at length.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui Yizheng said eloquently, "Yinshi, you have to be kind, how can you make huge profits for your own self-interest? Take care of your own people when necessary!"

Yinshi complained: "Just tell me honestly what benefits you have received from others!"

"Anyway, one of them is reserved for old man Mu, and the other one is for old man Gusong!" Gui said, "At any rate, they are acquaintances. And, don't forget, Meimaodian told me not to give it to others casually. If the people who come here are all inexplicable people, something might happen, right?"

Yin Shi glared at Gui, and finally stopped talking.

"I don't care, there are two more, I have to rely on them to make a fortune no matter what!" Yin Shi muttered.

Suddenly there was agitation below.

"What are you talking about, it's just a woman, I want to take it with my strength!"

After finishing speaking, one of them jumped up and took out a knife from behind.

Yin Shi didn't pay attention to this kind of thing at all, and when he was about to lift his foot to kick him off, a person jumped out from the side and shot him down.

"Are you all right, Miss Yinzi?"

That person was actually Yan Renying.

Yin Shi asked, "Why, are you still there? Haven't you suffered enough yet?"

Yan Renying smiled wryly and didn't reply.

When Yinguang was looking at Yan Renying, three men sneaked up behind him.Just as they were about to strike, the three of them suddenly fell down together.

"Assaulting a woman from behind is the most shameless act!"

Yinshi frowned and looked at the young man who helped him out: "You're the one with the poisonous gloves..."

"Tang Tianrong!" Tang Tianrong looked at Yin Shi with a gentle smile.

Yinshi scratched the back of his head, and murmured puzzledly: "Hey, although I know that the most people gather here, it's not like everyone I know gathers here, right?"

Yan Renying and Tang Tianrong stood on both sides of Yinshi like guards, and announced loudly: "The fair bidding will start again now. If there is another incident, we will never forgive!"

Yinshi looked at them and asked, "Don't you want this ribbon?"

Yan Renying and Tang Tianrong smiled wryly.

"We want, just..."

"Our strength is not yet qualified to watch this duel."

Yin Shina didn't speak.

Tang Tianrong said: "Although I know this is not a kind of repayment, but before that, please let us be your guards, Miss Yinzi!"

Yin Shi had an expression of chewing Huang Lian.

Gui came over and smiled: "If so, what do you think of this kindness?"

"It's terrible!" Yinshi threw the ribbon to Gui and said, "I've lost all interest, so I'll bring you the ribbon!"

Gui, who had been with Yinshi for a long time, didn't say much, and gave the last two ribbons to Tang Tianrong and Yan Renying respectively.

At this point, it was almost dusk.

"Speaking of which, there are eight ribbons, right?" Gui asked suddenly.

"So what?" Silver asked back.

"One for each of us, one for the honest master, one for the Thief Hall, one for Grandpa Mu and one for Master Gu Song, and one for each of those two young men..." Gui was counting.

"So what?" Silver asked again.

Gui looked at Yinshi.He said sternly, "Where is the eyebrow palace?"

"..."

The scene was frozen in silence, and not far away seemed to hear the crow's cry of "fool~fool~".