The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

The twenty black-clothed men were dealt with by Yinshi and Gui in less than one incense stick.

Afterwards, relying on the experience accumulated in the long-term war of resistance, Yinshi and Gui found out the weakest and most useless guy among them and hung them upside down.The rest was packed and thrown out.

Yinshi sat in front of this guy, stared at him with three white eyes like dead fish eyes, and said without any sincerity: "Tell me your purpose obediently and we might spare your life. If so, I won't That’s right! In short, I advise you to spit out everything like a drunk who spits out all over the floor, it will be more comfortable!”

"..." The man in black stared at Yin Shi.

"Hey, don't just stare at me like that! I'm just trying to persuade you! You have to know that your employer won't let you go after you fail the mission! You will definitely be put on little shoes! If you Tell me everything, maybe I can ask Mr. Meimao to give you some candied haws as a tip!"

"..." The man in black still stared at Yin Shi.

At this moment, Gui entered the door carrying an oil-wrapped paper, and seeing Yinshi and the man in black were still confronting each other, he couldn't help asking, "Is he still refusing to say anything?"

Yinshi supported his face with one hand, and said indifferently: "Yeah, his mouth is too hard, no matter what he won't say!"

"Really, it seems that he is also a loyal man!" Gui nodded in praise.

"Uh...uh...uh..." The man in black glared at Yin Shi and Gui together angrily, cursing in his heart: You fucking shut me up, what do you want me to say?

However, this resentment failed to reach both of them.

Yinshi didn't take it seriously at all and said, "As expected, he won't confess if you don't show him some strength! Why don't you just grab a dozen or so spiders and bees and stuff them into his mouth? What do you think? wig?"

The man in black was intimidated, and those who kept saying "uuuuuuuuuuu" were ignored.

Fortunately, Gui is a very serious person, and Yinshi's proposal was rejected by him.

"Abusing captives will be morally condemned! Moreover, the credibility of confessions obtained through torture will also be reduced! So you must not do this!"

The man in black was overwhelmed by Gui's sincere attitude, and couldn't help being moved.

"Then what are you going to do?" Silver asked.

"I've watched too many TV shows like torture prisoners! The most important thing is to use whips and candies together! So, Yinshi, borrow your whip and candies!"

"All the sugar is mine! By the way, where did I get the whip!"

"What? You didn't? Are you still a White Yaksha?" Gui said in disbelief.

Yinshi struggled to complain: "What is Shiraiyasha? Shiraiyasha only takes knives and candy, not a whip!"

"Forget it, you can't count on candy now!" Gui suddenly smiled confidently, "What you need at this time should be pork chop rice. Wait for me, it will be ready soon."

After speaking, Gui walked into the kitchen carrying the oil-wrapped paper—it should be the pork chop.

Silver was stunned.

"Wait, wig? Can you cook?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! Haven't you eaten the rice balls I made?"

"What are rice balls? We're talking about pork chop rice!"

"Anyone who underestimates rice balls will be damned! Rice balls are the best in food culture! It is the most important part of the evolution of human civilization! What do you mean by rice balls? Apologize to rice balls!!"

"It's just rice balls, is it worth it?"

The man in black started to get irritable, and yelled "Uuuuuuuuuuu" again.Gui glanced at him, looked at Yin smugly and said, "Look, he's looking forward to the pork chop rice I made! I need to prepare it quickly!"

Yinshi decided not to tangle with him anymore, he asked, "Have you ever cooked pork chop rice before?"

Gui actually showed a puzzled look and said, "How could I have done it!"

Yinshi immediately complained: "Then where did that confident smiling face come from?"

"Although this is the first time I've made it, I've already got the secret to making pork chop rice, so it's absolutely no problem!"

Yin Shi stared blankly at Gui and asked, "Where did you get the cheat book?"

Gui said seriously: "A widow who sells eggs in the west of the city gave it to me. I met when I was buying pork chops. Her life is really full of ups and downs, which makes people lament!"

Yin Shi looked at him with despairing eyes and said, "If you buy a piece of meat, you can hook up with a widow. You are really hopeless with a wig!"

But Gui no longer paid attention to Yinshi.He walked to the kitchen, put on an apron and stood in front of the pot and began to read the cheat sheet.

Because he was worried about Gui, Yinshi also slipped in.

I saw Gui muttering to the secret book: "Mmm... coat the pork chops with flour and eggs, fry them in a frying pan until golden... good!"

So Gui looked around for oil, and finally found a large pot of oil under the stove.Then they poured it all in without saying a word.

Gintoki cried out and rushed in: "Is it too much?"

"The kitchen is an important place, how can idle people wait around?"

"Huh, you have a bear face!!" Yin Shi picked up a spoon and slammed it on the back of Gui's head!

The place where the man in black hangs can just look directly at the situation in the kitchen. He watched the oil in the pan get hotter and black smoke was about to come out.

"Uuuuuuu..."

He yelled desperately, but Yin Shi and Gui couldn't hear him at all.

Black smoke finally came out.Yinshi and Gui have been running on the battlefield for a long time, but they have 0 experience in another battlefield—the kitchen. Faced with this situation, the first reaction of these two fools is to pick up a spoonful of water and pour it over Unable to stop the man in black, he could only watch helplessly as the water and the hot oil made a loud noise and the whole pot exploded!All of a sudden, it burst into flames!

The above is the origin of the flames and black smoke seen by Lu Xiaofeng and Ximen Chuuxue.

When the two of them returned to their residence, they saw Yinshi and Gui who had turned into black charcoal and afro heads, and an extra man in black.

After all, it was his own home, Ximen Chuuxue looked at Yinshi and asked, "What happened?"

Yin Shi didn't blush, and explained without beating his heart: "Not long after you left, a group of people in black clothes broke in. After a lot of hard work, me and the wig finally drove them away. However..." Yin Shi Pointing at the man in black next to him, he said, "This guy is so determined to come back secretly to set fire! By the time the wig and I find out, it's already too late!"

The man in black finally loosened the rope due to the commotion just now, and he was finally able to free his gagged mouth.The first thing he said was: "Obviously you two are in the kitchen..."

"I still want to deny it!!" Yin Shi kicked him in the face with one knee.

Although he was dizzy from being kicked, the man in black still did not give up and said, "You guys are messing around in the kitchen..."

"Huh, you have a bear face!!" This time Lian Gui also joined in, and the two beat him with their feet and fists together, and they passed out directly.

Lu Xiaofeng began to sympathize with the man in black.He asked: "Is there anyone else who knows his purpose?"

"I asked for a long time and refused to say anything!"

Lu Xiaofeng was silent.At this time, Ximen Chuuxue suddenly said: "We have found some clues about Zhang Yingfeng, and now we are going to Tianliang Altar. You should follow along."

"Zhang Yingfeng?" As if caught off guard, Yin Shi had an expression as if he had eaten Huang Lian, and muttered, "By the way, there is also the matter of that guy..."

Probably seeing through Yinshi's thoughts, Gui patted him on the shoulder and said, "Yinshi, if you don't do what you promised others, you will be cursed!"

Yin Shi glared at Gui and said, "Don't think everyone is a pervert like you!"

"It's not a pervert, it's Gui!!"

"Understood, I'll go too." Yin Shi said to Ximen Chuuxue.

After finishing speaking, Yin Shi was about to go out, but was stopped by Lu Xiaofeng.

"Are you planning to go out like this?"

He was dressed in black charcoal, and even his original white hair had turned into a grey-black afro.

Yinshi and Gui looked at each other, expressing that they didn't mind.

"Actually, we don't really care."

"However, considering the image problem, let's take a bath!"

So, the two really ran to take a shower.

After they left, Lu Xiaofeng asked: "Why did you specifically tell them about Zhang Yingfeng? If it was in the past, you would definitely feel that it hindered you, and you would rather be alone than in a group!"

Ximen Chuuxue didn't answer Lu Xiaofeng's question directly.He asked, "Have you seen their true strength?"

Lu Xiaofeng frowned.Ximen Chuuxue glanced at the man in black with a bruised nose and swollen face, and continued: "I will never miss anyone who uses a sword. This man is definitely not weak."

The strength is not weak, but in front of Yinshi and Gui, he is as helpless as a child.Although Lu Xiaofeng had seen Yin Shi and Gui fight several times, it was only to a slight degree, but only a few times to a slight degree had already left a deep impression on Lu Xiaofeng.It would be a lie to say that they don't care about their true strength.

Regarding this, Lu Xiaofeng didn't say anything more.

"As the future Mrs. Ximen, I want to take a good look at Yinzi's strength!"

Ximen Chuuxue actually said so softly.Lu Xiaofeng was really speechless at this moment.

The night is deeper.The hall was dimly lit, and the hall itself looked like a tomb.The evening breeze in September was originally cool, but here, it was filled with an indescribable stench.It stinks weirdly, it stinks terribly.Because it is the stench of rotting corpses.Some boxes still had blood on them, dark red blood, slowly flowing out from the cracks in the wooden boards.

Suddenly, with a sound of "Bo", the board split.It seemed that someone was struggling in the box and wanted to rush out—could the dead inside be resurrected?Even Ximen Chuuxue couldn't help but feel a chill down his spine.

Lu Xiaofeng patted him on the shoulder, forced a smile and said, "Don't worry, the dead will not be resurrected."

Ximen Chuuxue sneered.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "But dead people will rot, and after rot, they will swell, and the box will burst!"

"Stop talking!!!" Of course it was not Ximen Fuxue who shouted, but Yin Shi.

At this moment, Yinshi held his head in his hands and squatted on the ground, shivering.

"It's scary, it's scary! You bastard Ximen, why didn't you tell me that the Tianliang Altar is a cemetery!! Woo, I knew I wouldn't come no matter how much you cursed me!!"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly, and said, "I don't think you're too scared when you see dead people?"

"That's different! This is a cemetery! Will... there will be those things..."

"Those things?" Lu Xiaofeng pondered for a moment, "Does it mean ghosts?"

"Shut up!!!!" Yinshi said loudly, "Don't say that word! If you want to say it, say ripples!!"

"What is Ripple?"

"It can also be called a stand-in messenger!!"

"The meaning is completely unclear!" Lu Xiaofeng said with shame.

Ximen Chuixue looked at Lu Xiaofeng coldly and said, "Lu Xiaofeng, stop scaring Yinzi!"

Already started spoiling.Lu Xiaofeng felt it was better not to get entangled.

After seeing Gui's calm face, Lu Xiaofeng said approvingly, "Guizi doesn't seem to be afraid!"

Gui showed a confident smile and said, "As long as everything is in place, you can keep calm at any time, and you won't be afraid no matter what happens. To be clear, I have never been scared since I was born!"

"Ah, that's right..." Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly again, and continued, "They may be cremating Zhang Yingfeng's body at the back, the only furnace here is at the back of the main hall."

"It's a pity that he doesn't know about one thing." Someone from behind the hall suddenly sneered: "That furnace can burn four people at the same time, and burn all four of you to ashes." Weird voice, weird person!

Gintoki screamed after seeing the other's face.Not all lamas are weird, and these two lamas were not only weird, but ugly.No one could describe their faces, it looked like the masks of two evil spirits.A mask made of baked bronze.They wore yellow cassocks, but they were only half worn, exposing their left shoulders. They wore nine bronze rings on their left arms and one on their ears.The weapons they use are also bronze rings, with sharp points on all sides except where they shake hands.No matter who suddenly saw such two people in such a place, they would be frightened into a cold sweat.This is even more so in Yinshi, who shouted a broken sound.

"Wow! Appeared! What to do!!??"

Gui said seriously: "Yinshi, I told you to calm down! Anyway, play dead first!"

"You haven't been calm since the moment you said you were pretending to be dead!" Lu Xiaofeng complained.

As a result, Yinshi and Guizhen passed out together.Lu Xiaofeng shouted: "Don't really pretend to be dead for me!!!"

Seeing that the two on the ground could not be relied upon at all, Lu Xiaofeng looked at Ximen Chuixue and said, "Your wishful thinking has been overturned!"

Ximen Chuuxue didn't say anything.

I also thought that there were enemies who could watch Gintoki and Gui's strength up close!What a mistake!

Lu Xiaofeng said: "There are only two lamas, what should we do?"

Ximen Chuixue said, "The lama is yours."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "What about you?"

Ximen Chuuxue sneered, and suddenly drew his sword.With a flash of sword light, he stabbed towards a surgery box next to him.

Suddenly there was a scream from inside the wooden box, the wooden boards flew apart, and a person rushed out.He was dark and skinny, wielding a pitch-black sword in his hand, and his face was covered in blood.

Lu Xiaofeng sighed and said, "So there are four of them too!"

Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "Four people, seven eyes."

The man in black jumped out of the wooden box, his left eye was picked out by the tip of the sword.He swung his Black Snake Sword crazily, pierced out nine swords like lightning, and his swordsmanship was weird and strange.Too bad he used a sword.It's a pity that he met Ximen Fuxue!

This cemetery is in chaos.

At this time, a lama actually planned to attack Yinshi who was lying on the ground in a coma.

Ximen Chuuxue and Lu Xiaofeng noticed it, and couldn't help shouting: "Silver!"

When the Lama was about to cut it down, he froze suddenly.Lake Toya in Gintoki's hand has penetrated his chest.A man in black suddenly appeared from behind.But in an instant, he was slashed to the point by Gui.

Lu Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Sure enough!"

Ximen Chuuxue also nodded: "Well, this is the attitude Mrs. Ximen should have."

Lu Xiaofeng felt dejected.

While they were fighting in chaos, Yinshi and Gui sneaked aside.

There is also a box in the back.It should be pretending to be Zhang Yingfeng.Although Yinshi was reluctant, he couldn't just be cremated like this.So he and Gui opened the box together.

The appearance of Zhang Yingfeng was within their expectations, but it was beyond their expectations that Yan Renying was also there!

I saw Yan Renying squatting inside, motionless, but it could still be seen that he was not dead.

Yinshi has been waiting for him to come out, but he just looks at Yinshi without moving.

Gui looked left and right, and finally said with a sudden realization: "So that's the case, are you playing big eyes and small eyes?"

Yinshi slammed Gui's head into the box, undoing Yan Renying's acupuncture points by mistake.He can finally move.