The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Yinshi and Gui are walking on the road of Hui No.13 mansion.Because they were a bit bored, the two men talked without saying a word.

"Speaking of which, the aunt has been asleep for a day, should she wake up?"

"What are you talking about, kid! Do you think he is a hard-working office worker who stayed up all night to rush out a report to his boss? He was strangled to the point of fainting! Stretched! Do you understand?"

"What's wrong with being strangled? I once fainted too, and then woke up in less than half a day."

"Eh? Really? Who strangled you? When did it happen?"

"This is what happened this summer vacation..."

"What is this summer vacation? Are you still in school?"

"The so-called summer! Of course, there are specific activities to be carried out!"

"What specific activity? Going to the beach?"

"Hundred Stories!"

"Are you still playing with this thing? Are the people with lofty ideals too free?"

"Hundred Stories is a good thing. It can also save a lot of air-conditioning costs while exercising your courage. It kills two birds with one stone!"

"Is there anyone like you as a leader?"

"Looking back now, I was so naive at the time."

"Eh? Could it be that someone took this opportunity to attack you?"

"Unexpectedly, there is such a sharp mental attack!!"

"You were simply frightened by ghost stories!"

"Not only is the attack powerful, but it even left serious sequelae! It made me unable to move in bed! And I couldn't fall asleep no matter what!"

"You're just too scared to sleep!"

"However, a good night's sleep is fundamental to good health!"

"so what?"

"I choked myself out."

"..."

"I have to say, this is indeed the best way to treat insomnia!"

"That's really hard work!"

Thus, this stinky and long conversation came to an end with Yinshi's remark and a broken blade that suddenly fell from the sky.

The passers-by around were all panicked because of the sudden appearance of the broken blade.Except for one person.

Besides the Broken Blade holder, who else could be so calm?

Since the other party was wearing a bamboo hat, Gintoki couldn't see the other party's appearance, but he seemed to vaguely see the mysterious smile on the other party's face.

He said with a smile: "I was thinking of sneaking up on it quietly. As expected of the woman next to Lu Xiaofeng, she is really amazing."

Yin Shi looked at him expressionlessly and asked, "Who the hell are you?"

The other party did not answer.He turned his back to Yin and said, "Please follow me, Miss Yinzi. My master wants to see you."

Yin Shi narrowed his eyes slightly: "Your master?"

However, the other party ignored Yinshi and left directly.

Yinshi was hesitating, but Gui said, "Go over and have a look, Yinshi. Maybe it's an accidental discovery."

Hearing what Gui said, Yinshi asked, "Are you going with me too?"

"Anyway, he didn't say that no one can follow him, did he?" Gui Zi followed along as he spoke.Yinshi had no choice but to catch up.

The man walked with Yin Shi and Gui until they reached a pastry shop.On the four-bay facade, there are extremely delicate patterns carved on the door, and there are three big characters written on the gold signboard: "Hefangzhai".The man went straight in, and behind him was an elegant garden.

Yinshi was looking around, when suddenly a burst of murderous aura rushed towards his face, forcing Yinshi to pull out of Lake Toya.As soon as he pulled it out, a sword that shone with such a frightening light hit him directly, with such force that Yinshi used all his strength to focus on his lower body.

When he saw the person coming, Yinshi smiled: "Yo, you finally showed up! Brother Ximen!!"

It was Ximen Chuuxue who struck Yin with his sword.

Ximen Chuuxue didn't speak, and just made several moves to deal with Yin Shi, but he dodged them repeatedly.

Gui looked at Ximen Chuuxue's moves seriously, and suddenly shouted: "Yinshi, look, I'm right, he really is a power type!!"

"Is now the time to talk about this?" Yin Shi burst out with blue veins and complained.

Finally, after using almost ten moves, Ximen Chuuxue finally put away the sword in his hand.Silver finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"You really are not simple." Ximen Chuuxue said lightly, "You destroyed my sword back then, this time this newly cast sword should be tested by you first."

Just for this? ?Yin Shi sat down on the ground tired, staring at Ximen Chuuxue with a displeased face and said: "Why, because my ex wife was ruined by me, so now you bring your new wife to seek revenge on me?"

Ximen Chuuxue asked coldly: "What wife?"

"Ah, aren't you famous for only loving swords? Isn't the sword your life, your soul, and your love? So, you already regard the sword as your wife!!"

Yinshi sighed deeply, "Although, I won't object to your fetishism! But you have to figure out the bottom line! If you are too casual, you will easily hurt others Ah!! Compared with sword madness, you are a swordsmanship pervert! In this point, Bai Yunsang is better than you. Although he is also a sword madman, at least he can distinguish between swords and reality The relationship between the world! Just like as an otaku, if you can clearly distinguish the boundary between two-dimensional and three-dimensional, then at least the other party will not be called a 'disgusting otaku', do you understand the truth?"

Ximen Chuuxue didn't speak for a long time, as if he was thinking about something.Just when Yinshi was wondering if he was thinking about his own words, Ximen Fuxue actually asked.

"Didn't you confront Ye Gucheng head-on in the tea house? How do you think my swordsmanship compares to his swordsmanship?"

Yinshi really wanted to smash his head into the ground, the wall, and the table.But if he really did this, he probably would spend the rest of his life in bed.So Yin Shi, whose rationality is far greater than impulsiveness, endured it and said, "You made a mistake, where did I fight him before?"

"I've already heard what happened in the Chunhua Building." Ximen Chuixue said lightly, "When Ye Gucheng was about to hit Tang Tianrong severely, a white-haired woman changed the direction of Jianliu with a piece of tea, and at the same time turned into a The fragmented teacup hit Ye Gucheng directly as a hidden weapon, and the strong air flow swept up the chrysanthemums all over the place, but Ye Gucheng remained calm in the face of danger, and trampled all the fragments of the teacup under his feet..."

"Stop talking!!!" Yinshi covered his ears and yelled, "Hey, what version is this! I didn't know that you, Ximen Sang, still have the ability to tell stories under the flyover!! What are you doing with this thing? Where did you hear it? Do you believe such absurd things?"

Ximen Chuuxue said expressionlessly, "It's not without reason."

Yin Shi hammered the tunnel: "Don't use this kind of reason to explain it! Who passed it on? What does it mean to use a piece of tea to change the direction of the sword? If I were really so powerful, I would have conquered the world long ago!!"

Gui Que calmly analyzed: "In the so-called advertising, exaggeration and exaggeration are the usual means. However, if it exceeds a certain stage, it will become fraud. So where is this definition? I hope that the advertising industry and Colleagues in the publicity industry can have a good discussion on this issue.”

"Before that, let's have a good discussion on your brain problem!!" Yinshi grabbed Gui's ankle and threw it flying.

Ximen Chuuxue ignored Yinshi's interaction with Gui, and asked calmly, "Then what is the truth?"

"The truth is nothing at all! I just accidentally slipped my hand and flew out of the teacup and happened to touch Bai Yunsang's sword. Why did Meow spread it so well? You can listen to it as a legend!"

"So that's how it is." Ximen Chuixue said lightly, "But in terms of the result, it was indeed you who stopped Ye Gucheng's sword."

Yinshi almost wanted to commit suicide by jumping off the building.They're all a group of people who don't listen to what people say!Can we still play together? !

Silver suddenly remembered something.

"Speaking of which, when did you arrive?"

Ximen Chuuxue didn't pretend to be cold this time, but answered Yinshi's question honestly.

"I'm here early."

Gui climbed back with difficulty and asked, "Then why is there no news from you? What are you doing?"

"I want to concentrate on tomorrow's duel."

"Stay here all the time?"

"This is a very old pastry shop, but the people who use it are all my former family members."

Yinshi and Gui looked at each other clearly, and finally asked: "So, during this period, have you met anyone?"

Ximen Fuxue asked back, "Who should I meet?"

Yinshi was silent for a while, and finally stood up and said: "No, it's nothing. By the way, Meimei-san is very worried about you and has been looking for you. Why don't you show your face?"

Ximen Chuuxue said: "I plan to find him too."

"Really, let's go..."

Although Yinshi said so, Ximen Fuxue didn't move, just looked at Yinshi.

He asked, "Who do you think will win this contest?"

Before Yinshi could reply, Ximen Chuuxue continued: "If I unfortunately lose this time, you can take this sword." Yinshi was stunned.He looked at Ximen Chuuxue in disbelief and said, "What's going on? Aren't you usually very confident? What does it feel like you're confessing your funeral? Could it be that you decide to quit Jiantan if you lose this time? You don’t hold swords anymore, do you?”

Ximen Chuixue said: "If you lose the battle, you can only die!" The expression on his face became cold and proud again.

He can accept death, but he cannot accept failure!Yinshi suddenly had a feeling of hating iron but not steel, and suddenly scratched his hair, looking very irritable.

Suddenly, he walked up to Ximen Chuuxue like an arrow, grabbed his collar with one hand and pulled him closer to him.

Seeing Yinshi's face so close at hand, Ximen Chuuxue couldn't help being stunned for a moment.

"Don't always think that 'failure = death', talk about whether you will die or not all day long, can you still live!" Yinshi said angrily and seriously, "I have devoted my whole life to happiness ( All assets) are betting on you to win!! Don’t show a dying expression to fight!!”

Ximen Chuuxue froze in place as if he had been greatly shocked.Seeing that Yinshi's face was still in front of his eyes, he actually turned his face away, and muttered to himself: "...Is that so...So it's like this..."

Because of the long-term contact with Ye Gucheng, another facial paralyzed man, Gui seems to be able to understand Ximen Chuuxue's expression at this time.

(He is very happy?)

Afterwards, the three of them went back to the Shisan mansion to look for Lu Xiaofeng.

During this period, Yinshi discovered a very strange phenomenon.Ximen Chuuxue always walked on the outside of him and walked side by side with him.

Although it felt a bit weird, Gintoki didn't say anything.

They finally returned to the Thirteen Mansion.There was no one at the door, so Yinshi pushed the door open and went in.

When passing by the window, Yinshi stopped suddenly and signaled Gui and Ximen Chuuxue to stop moving.

Through the window, the three of them clearly saw that Lu Xiaofeng and Aunt Thirteen were eating something as if they were very close.

Yinshi said with a look of disgust: "Isn't this eyebrow-san too omnivorous? He even eats other people's wives? Where is her husband?"

Gui said, "Speaking of which, it seems like I haven't seen that Boss Li for a long time!"

Yinshi was surprised: "What? Could it be that Meimeisang had premeditated it?"

"It's a bit strange." Ximen Chuuxue interrupted suddenly.

"Strange? Ah, that's right. Eyebrow Sang usually looks for beauties who are under the age of 25. This one is a bit out of range!"

"I didn't mean that." Ximen Chuuxue explained with an unexpectedly good temper.Gui also began to notice something was wrong.

"The eyebrow palace seems to have passed out!"

When Yinshi looked over again, Lu Xiaofeng was already lying on the table.And Thirteenth Aunt unexpectedly took out a big knife from the closet after trying to wake him up but failed!And with a ferocious expression on his face, he was about to cut off Lu Xiaofeng's head.

However, she failed to do so.Gui suddenly flew in from the window, and knocked his head straight on her forehead.

Ximen Chuuxue looked at Yinshi in surprise, grabbed Gui, flew in and smashed Aunt Thirteen open.But what surprised him even more was that Gui could stand up alone with a face of nothing.

"Yinshi! How can you shame yourself casually!"

"It doesn't matter, anyway, your head is quite hard! So no matter how you smash it, it will be fine! In other words, this is all thanks to my constant smashing of you! You have to thank me! Let you practice this killer technology!"

"I'm not pointing at me, I also know that my head is very hard! So what if you hit someone with me and kill him!"

Yinshi was silent for a while, and together with Gui looked at Thirteenth Aunt who was lying on the ground as if she had rolled her eyes.

He took a breath, but fortunately, he was still alive!

Ximen Chuuxue went in to check on Lu Xiaofeng's situation, and found that he was actually poisoned.

Yinshi hurriedly went to Aunt Gongsun and Ouyang Qing, both of them were lying quietly on the bed.Fortunately, breathing is still there.

Afterwards, Ximen Chuuxue took Lu Xiaofeng back to cure the poison.