The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Ever since they came to the capital, Yinshi and Gui haven't had a good night's sleep.

Although it was nothing to Yin Shi, who used to get hangovers a lot, it was undoubtedly a form of corporal punishment for Gui, who has always followed the principle of "early to bed and early to rise to be healthy".

So, when Xiaohuang went back, Gui decided to go back to wash and sleep no matter what.

However, after not sleeping for a long time, they were woken up by someone.

It turned out to be Lu Xiaofeng.

Yin Shi, who was getting up a little bit, punched Lu Xiaofeng, but he easily grabbed his wrist and lifted him up.At this time, Yin Shi still had his eyes closed, subconsciously raised his foot and lifted it, and then, Lu Xiaofeng's other hand grabbed the ankle.

Yinshi finally narrowed his eyes, stared at Lu Xiaofeng and said, "You pervert, if you don't let go, I'll call you molested!"

Lu Xiaofeng glared at Yin Shi angrily and said: "I should be the one who said, if you don't wake up again, you will be banned from sweets for a month!"

"I woke up!"

Gintoki, who had no moral integrity, immediately sat up.Putting on his coat, he asked, "So what are you going to do now?"

"Found the provenance of the horse."

Lu Xiaofeng's words made Yinshi completely awake.The faces of Yan Renying and Zhang Yingfeng appeared in his mind, Yin Shi looked serious, and finally tied Lake Toya around his waist.

"Hey, wig, wake up! It's time to prepare for the anti-barbarian event! The prize is a meat ball!"

"Really? I'll go!!"

Gui Yi, who was still in a deep sleep, swam up immediately when he heard the word meat ball, and the time spent before and after did not exceed 0.1 second.

Looking at Lu Xiaofeng with a complicated expression, Yinshi explained: "This is the benefit of being natural."

Lu Xiaofeng was silent.

On the morning of September [-], the sun was shining on the northwest corner of the Forbidden City.Although the sun is shining, this place is dark and stale. Those who have never been here will never think that there will be such a dark and humble corner in the majestic and magnificent Forbidden City with golden buildings and jade palaces.

Under the majestic city wall, there is a hut made of wooden planks and adobe bricks. It is poor and simple, and the streets are narrow and dirty. On both sides, there is a small restaurant that has been blackened by oily smoke, and a small teahouse that is as noisy as a chicken coop. A small grocery store full of eggs and sauces.

Even in Lu Xiaofeng's dreams, he never imagined that the world really had such a taste, he couldn't believe that this place was in the Forbidden City.

But he had indeed entered the Forbidden City, and it was Gan'er Zhao who found a friend of the eunuchs and brought them in.

"In the northwest corner of the Forbidden City, there is a strange place. I can guarantee that even you, Lu Daxia, have never been to that place. Even if ordinary people want to go, they can't do it."

"why?"

"Because that's where the eunuch's relatives and family members live. It's not easy for the eunuchs in the imperial city to come out once. Usually, when they have free time, they all go there to spend their days, so there are all kinds of heresy things. Both."

"I know that eunuch named An Fu, he can take us there."

"Because I have already inquired that the white horse came out of that vicinity."

"Then what are you waiting for? Why don't you hurry up and find Anfu?"

"It's just that there is one more thing that I have to say."

"You said."

"Eunuchs are all monsters, and they have an indescribable stench!"

"Why is there a stench?"

"Because they are missing one thing, but they have a lot of trouble, and it is especially inconvenient to take a bath, so they often don't take a bath for several months."

"Are you telling me to hold back?"

"Because they are all monsters, I am most afraid that others will look down on them. If that little Anzi is rude to Hero Lu, He must forgive him."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled: "Don't worry, as long as I can find out the whereabouts of Ximen Chuuxue, even if that little eunuch wants to ride on my head, I won't be angry." When he said this, he was indeed laughing, he felt that this The thing is not only funny, but interesting.

But now he couldn't laugh anymore, and he suddenly realized that this matter was not only not funny at all, but extremely boring.

Although the eunuch named Xiao Anzi didn't ride on his head, he kept holding his hand, showing affection to him, and even stroked his beard with a smile.Lu Xiaofeng felt his whole body, even his fine hair and beard were sweating and shivering.

Lu Xiaofeng felt his mouth full of bitterness, sour and bitter, and he almost couldn't help but want to vomit it out.He didn't spit it out yet, which is quite a skill.

Yinshi and Gui watched Lu Xiaofeng's abnormal expression with cold eyes.Lu Xiaofeng finally couldn't take it anymore, and retreated all the way behind them.

Lu Xiaofeng lowered his voice and shouted: "You two, don't look like you don't care about anything! You are the one who promised Yan Renying to find the murderer!! Just pretend for me, work hard to find clues!"

"Ah, even though you said that..." Yin Shi glanced around, and almost all the eunuchs looked at him and Gui with disgusted expressions.Even Xiao Anzi, who was very close to Lu Xiaofeng at the beginning, stopped when he saw him running behind Yin Shi and Gui.Yinshi patted Lu Xiaofeng on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "For the sake of the truth, sometimes necessary sacrifices are understandable. Isn't Ximen Sang your friend? So just bear with it and let that monster... no, it's the little one." Let the eunuch touch your place! Of course, you still need to show your masculinity when necessary! Don’t worry, we will cheer for you silently in a safe place! And we guarantee that we will never discriminate against you afterwards! So you Just go with peace of mind!"

Lu Xiaofeng was furious: "It is understandable to sacrifice for a friend, but why do I have to sacrifice in this kind of place?"

"I can't help it!" Yin Shi said with a dead fish eye, "Look for yourself, it's probably because same-sex repulsion, they have been full of hostility since they saw us! What do you want us to do! So Well, at this time, I can only rely on you, the only man!"

"Don't put yourself in a favorable position at such a time!"

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly felt his stomach hurt.

Before he met Yinshi, he always thought of himself as a jerk, a big jerk.Of course, he still thinks so until now.But if he was put together with Yinshi, he felt that he was too kind.The so-called mountain is still as high as the mountain, Lu Xiaofeng already knows what the real peerless bastard looks like!

"Hey, why are you still here, hurry up and serve!" Yinshi urged.

"Serve the wool!" Lu Xiaofeng shouted.

Probably because I have more contact with Yinshi and others, and even my technique of complaining has been greatly improved.As expected of Lu Xiaofeng, the absorption ability is really good.Silver thought.

At this time, Gui, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke up: "Yinshi, didn't you say there are meatballs? Why are there only a group of monsters?"

Yin Shi and Lu Xiaofeng were taken aback, quickly covered Gui's mouth, and cursed: "Idiot, don't tell the truth even if it's true! You idiot!!"

"You're an idiot too! What are you talking about!!"

Yinshi and Lu Xiaofeng looked tremblingly at the monsters (eunuchs) who were starting to move around.

Lu Xiaofeng finally gave up, held Xiao Anzi's hand and said, "I, let's go somewhere else!"

At that moment, that little Anzi actually showed a shy smile: "Well, yes!"

In an instant, Lu Xiaofeng even wanted to die.

The strange smell in the teahouse seems to be stronger than outside, and the waiter is also a yin and yang person, always looking at Lu Xiaofeng and smiling, and winking at Xiao Anzi from time to time.Lu Xiaofeng also endured this person.

He came to this teahouse only because Xiao Anzi insisted on buying him a cup of tea. No matter what, having a cup of tea is better than chatting with an eunuch on the road.What's more, tea leaves are really good three-scented incense tablets.And Xiao Anzi had finally let go of his hand.

"I specially brought this tea from the palace, and it will never be drunk outside."

Lu Xiaofeng admitted: "I've never had such a good tea!"

"As long as you're happy, you can come to drink anytime in the future." Xiao Anzi narrowed his eyes with a smile: "Maybe it's also fate, as soon as I saw you, I thought we could be friends."

"I... I will come here often in the future!" Lu Xiaofeng suddenly found that he could not even speak clearly, it seemed that he had stuttered.

Fortunately, an old eunuch happened to pass by outside at this time, Xiao Anzi let go of his hand again, and rushed out to greet him.Eunuchs always walk in a strange way, and their legs are always separated.

This old eunuch walked even more strangely, but his clothes were more elegant than other eunuchs, and he always waved his orchid hands when he talked, he looked like an old woman, Lu Xiaofeng just didn't want to look at him.

"That's our Boss Wang." Xiao Anzi suddenly came back again: "As soon as Boss Wang comes back, brother Ma Liu's game is about to start, do you want to play some games?"

Lu Xiaofeng quickly shook his head, forced a smile and said, "I have something to trouble you for!"

"Say it, just say it." Xiao Anzi wanted to hold his hand again: "No matter what, as long as you say it, I will do it."

"I don't know if you can go and inquire for me. Has anyone from outside been here recently?"

"Okay, I'll go and find out for you right now." Xiao Anzi smiled.Before leaving, he still touched Lu Xiaofeng's hand.

Yinshi and Gui were sitting at a table not far away.Seeing the eunuch leave, Yin Shi walked over and looked at Lu Xiaofeng with a very sympathetic look: "Thanks for your hard work, your sacrifice will definitely not be in vain!!"

Lu Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and stared at Yin Shi and said, "Go back and wait for me!!" They drank a cup of tea and stayed in a daze for a while, but Xiao Anzi came back unexpectedly, and actually found out the news.

"The night before yesterday, Brother Ma Liu brought a man back. He is a very pompous young man."

Hearing this, Yinshi's expression changed.

Lu Xiaofeng was refreshed, and immediately asked: "Is his surname Zhang, called Zhang Yingfeng?"

Xiao Anzi said, "That's not so clear!"

Lu Xiaofeng asked again: "Where are his people now?"

"Who cares where he went!" Xiao Anzi said with a smile: "Brother Ma Liu is an old coquette, that young man is young and strong, maybe he has already hidden him." He squinted his eyes, looked at Lu Xiaofeng, It seems that it is very interesting to hide Lu Xiaofeng.These people can do anything in this kind of place.

"Where is Brother Ma Liu's game?" Lu Xiaofeng stood up suddenly: "My hands suddenly itched, and I want to play two games!"

"Okay, I'll take you there!" Xiao Anzi took his hand again, and said with a smile, "If you don't have enough money, just ask, and I'll lend you as much brother as you want."

Lu Xiaofeng could only smirk there.

Brother Ma Liu was not an eunuch, but a tall, burly man with black hair all over his chest. He always had a pretentious and arrogant smile on his uneven face.

As soon as he saw Lu Xiaofeng, Brother Ma Liu's eyes widened, full of hostility.However, when he saw Yinshi and Gui who were following him, they immediately shone brightly, staring at them like a hunter seeing his favorite prey.

Lu Xiaofeng noticed the look in Ma Liuge's eyes, and looked back at Yinshi with malicious intentions and smiled secretly.

Yinshi can tell what he is thinking with his toes:

Now it's your turn to suffer!

Brother Ma Liu smiled obsequiously and asked Yin Shi and Gui, "What two beautiful beauties! Tell me what you want to bet, if you win, it's mine if you lose!" Looking at his chubby face The flesh was trembling, Yinshi could only feel his stomach churning continuously.He couldn't help but backed up and said, "No, no need, we left beforehand!"

Unexpectedly, that bastard Lu Xiaofeng actually grabbed Yinshi, with a friendly smile on his face, but actually laughed at him and said that he deserved it: "Look, brother Maliu treats you so kindly, even gave you the betting money, how can you do that?" It's not good for not giving face!"

Yin Shi glared at Lu Xiaofeng viciously, and sparks sparked from the confrontation between their eyes.

You did it on purpose!Don't you feel ashamed to be so stingy like you?

Hmph, there's no need to be polite to you!Just now, I didn't even think about which bastard was so heartless and pushed me into the fire pit!

Outsiders certainly don't know about the communication between them.Brother Ma Liu walked over and held Yinshi's hand and said, "Come on, let's play a couple of games together! It's fun!"

He was talking to Gintoki, but his eyes were fixed on his chest.

At this time, Yinshi's first reaction was to pull out Lake Toya and stab his chrysanthemum hard! !

Looking at Yin Shi's appearance, Lu Xiaofeng felt a little inappropriate, and quickly interrupted: "I want to bet big!"

"Do you want to play big ones?" Brother Ma Liu sneered, "How many do you have? Take it out and have a look first."

"Is this enough?" Lu Xiaofeng casually took out a crumpled bank note from his body and threw it on the table.

Everyone laughed again, this banknote looked like a piece of scrap paper, a little eunuch smiled and picked up the banknote with two fingers that had just pinched his feet, and when he opened it, his eyes suddenly straightened, "1 Ten thousand taels?"

Brother Ma Liu hesitated, looked at the dozens of taels of silver in front of him, and said slowly: "We don't gamble so big here!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I also know that you didn't gamble enough, so you lost, I just want a few words from you."

"What if you lose?"

"I lost, the 1 taels are yours!"

Brother Ma Liu's eyes lit up again, and he immediately asked, "What do you want me to say?"

Lu Xiaofeng stared at him, and said word by word: "Is the person you brought back the night before yesterday Zhang Yingfeng? How did he die?"

Brother Ma Liu's complexion suddenly changed, and so did the eunuchs' complexions. Suddenly, a person said coldly at the door: "This kid is not here to gamble, but to make trouble. You beat me up."

This person spoke in a high-pitched voice, and it was Mr. Wang who looked like an old woman.

"Hit! Kill this kid!" Brother Ma Liu was the first to rush forward, and the eunuchs also rushed over, scratching, biting, beating and tearing.