The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

An alley is an alley, and the Juanlianzi alley is a very quiet alley. All the people live in rich families. There is no one in the high walls. The wind carries the fragrance of pomegranate flowers. It is dusk and night is approaching.

This day has not yet passed, the door of the last house on the left is tightly closed, Li Yanbei's [-] mansions, every house is tightly guarded, there is absolutely no idler at the door.

Four dishes of fruit, four dishes of side dishes, and eight-color table wine have been placed on the table—a dish of smoked fish, a dish of smoked duck, a dish of crystal knuckles, a dish of roast goose, a dish of black-skinned chicken, a dish of A dish of dancing donkey, a dish of fried walnut meat with shallots, a dish of fat lamb intestines, and a freshly served lamb head.

When Lu Xiaofeng was still blinking and said with a smile: "You want to swell me to death?", Yin Shi and Gui's chopsticks had already been inserted into it quickly, and an extremely fierce battle at the dinner table started.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at these two skinless and faceless guys with empty eyes, and asked, "You guys, you've cheered up too quickly, haven't you?"

Even though he looked solemn three seconds ago, he immediately came alive when the food was served!Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help admiring their mental strength.

"Meimei-san, what you said is wrong!" Yinshi seriously taught, "Emotions at work must never be brought home, this is the basics!"

"That's right!" Gui Fu concurred, "A job looks like a job, and a home must look like a home! No matter how capable and majestic you are at work, when you come home, you must act like a foolish father." And the attitude of a foolish husband! This is the truth of a man's existence!"

"Before that, please understand the truth of women's existence first!" Lu Xiaofeng complained calmly.

Li Yanbei laughed loudly: "It's a good thing to have an appetite!"

"Hehehe"

A pleasant voice suddenly came.A gorgeously dressed, graceful young woman with a slim waist walked in.

Li Yanbei smiled and said: "This person is Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows, don't you want to see him a long time ago?"

Thirteenth Aunt put on her back and saluted, suddenly smiled and said: "We have met just now."

Li Yanbei was also stunned: "When did you meet?"

Thirteenth Aunt said sweetly: "Just now I accompanied Ouyang Qing to buy beads outside the front door, and Ouyang Qing pointed him out to me.

Gui asked with an oily mouth, "Eh? The fourth child is here too?"

"What's the fourth one? Are you from the same family?" Yin Shi complained.

Gui explained: "I joined 'Red Shoes' for a short time before. She was ranked fourth, so she is called the fourth child."

"I prefer you to call me by my first name."

Ouyang Qing came out of the kitchen with a serious face, holding a plate of dishes in her hand.

Gui stared at the plate in her hand and asked, "So what is this?"

"Soaked snails in butter." Ouyang Qing said, "I'm good at dim sum! I made it for you for your help!"

"Are you good at dim sum?"

"You did it?"

Yinshi and Gui put down their chopsticks at the same time.Looking sternly at the buttered snails in front of him.

Ouyang felt a little displeased with their expressions.

"Hey, what's that look on your face?"

"Ah, no, just recalling some bad memories..."

Not long ago, Yinshi and Gui believed in someone's so-called good food too naively, so they let themselves fall into a hellish spiral of pain.Such a painful memory was abruptly awakened.

"We're full! Eat slowly! Let's go for a walk!"

After speaking, the two were ready to rush out.As soon as he ran to the door, two kitchen knives flew over from behind, brushed Yinshi and Gui's faces, and stabbed straight into the wall.

The two turned their heads stiffly.Seeing that Ouyang Qing's originally beautiful face became distorted, she glared at Yin Shi and Gui, and said viciously: "Are you trying to trample on my heart? Don't go out until you finish eating!"

Gintoki and Gui trembled.

"Hey, what's that?" Yin Shi suddenly pointed to the side and shouted.

Seeing that Ouyang Qing's attention was diverted, Yin Shi and Gui fled away as quickly as possible.

Ouyang Qing looked at their running backs, she could only grit her teeth and say, "These two bastards..."

Gintoki and Gui ran all the way, and stopped in a garden that had been abandoned for a long time.

Yinshi looked back tremblingly: "It should be okay if you escape here? I don't want to die on the food!"

Gui said heartbroken: "Wasting food is the most shameful act in the world! But, but now I..." "No, that's not food anymore, but a biochemical weapon!" Yinshi said the most hurtful words nonchalantly. He said, "Anyway, for the sake of life and health, go back in an hour..." However, at this moment, there was a strange sound of blowing bamboo in the wind.

Yinshi and Gui's hairs stood on end in an instant.

"This voice!"

"It's the one from today!"

Yinshi and Gui recognized the sound of the bamboo. It was the exact same sound that they had heard when they found the poisonous snake today.

Without too much communication, Yinshi and Gui chased in the direction of the voice in a tacit understanding.

The night is already thick, thick as ink.The already desolate courtyard became more and more strange.

Suddenly, there was another sound of blowing bamboo in the darkness.

At this time, an unidentified object flew past Yinshi's ear quickly and rushed towards Gui.

"Wig?" Gintoki called out.

Gui also noticed this strange creature, and he drew his sword calmly and slashed at it.The unknown creature was stabbed twice by him.Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a snake.

"It seems that it really is the person today." Gui said coldly.Continue to chase in the direction where the bamboo sound came from before.However, this time they were more vigilant, after all, they didn't know when another snake would jump out.

Yinshi and Gui finally saw the bamboo blower, who was under the dead tree in front of him.

However, what surprised them was that the person who played the bamboo was only a child in his teens.

The child was not tall, wearing a ragged jacket, with a round face, big eyes, wiping his nose and shivering at the same time, looking cold and frightened.But he was holding a strange-shaped bamboo whistle in his hand.

Yinshi and Gui walked over slowly, the child suddenly saw the shadow on the ground, immediately yelled, and ran away, Yinshi grabbed him by the collar and picked him up.

The child immediately screamed like a pig.

"It's so noisy! Shut up!" Yinshi hit his head without hesitation, and the child cried even harder.

"Yinshi, be gentle with your child! Children are the future flowers of the motherland!" Gui hugged the child from Yinshi's hand and began to coax, "Hey, we are not bad people! My sister will poke you Are the meatballs good?"

Yinshi complained: "What is poking meat balls? Is the child so coaxed? Is it happy to poke meat balls?"

Seeing that Gui was still kind, the child finally breathed a sigh of relief, pouted and said, "Why did you arrest me?"

Gui said, "We have no malicious intentions, but I just want to ask you some questions."

The child hesitated, and said: "You let me go after asking?

Gui nodded.

Seeing Gui's promise, the child felt relieved, blinked and said, "What do you want to ask?"

Gui asked, "Why are you playing here? And this whistle, is it yours?"

The child replied: "It was a hunchbacked old man who gave me two dongs to come here."

"A hunchbacked old man?" Yin Shi pondered.He remembered that in the coffin shop today, the boss mentioned that a hunchbacked old man ordered two coffins for Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng.Could it be the same person?

Thinking of this, Yinshi immediately asked, "Where is that old man now?"

Asked suddenly by Yinshi, the child was obviously frightened, and pointed in a direction tremblingly: "That old grandpa brought me from that direction. But I don't know if he is still here..."

Before the child finished speaking, Yinshi rushed towards that direction like an arrow.But he couldn't see anyone.

The wind blows the grass and the dead trees sway.The night was eerily quiet.Suddenly, a very deep groan/groan came over with the wind.Yinshi caught the sound keenly, and quickly rushed in that direction.

Finally, he saw it.A hunchbacked, gray-haired old man was being strangled from behind with a ribbon by a man in black.

Yinshi's pupils contracted suddenly, he pulled out the Toya Lake from his waist and jumped up, cutting off the ribbon from top to bottom.

The hunchbacked old man fell down.Yinshi supported the old man and slowly laid him flat on the ground, explored his nostrils, and found that there was still time to breathe, Yinshi finally breathed a sigh of relief.Then he looked at the man in black angrily.

The man in black was not fond of fighting, and immediately turned and fled when he realized that his mission had failed.

"Hey, stop!" Yinshi wanted to chase after him, but he was worried that there would be other people who would harm the old man, so he still didn't catch up.

Just when Yinshi was hesitating, Gui appeared.

"Don't try to escape!" Gui shouted, and took out a round sphere from his sleeve, threw it towards the man in black, and shouted, "Go, Kojiro!"

"What the hell is Kojiro?"

Accompanied by Gintoki's complaints, the spherical object called Kojiro exploded with a "boom" and caused a considerable explosion.

Gintoki looked at the fire and black smoke expressionlessly.And Gui looked at the effect of the ball very satisfied, nodded frequently and said: "Oh, as expected of the boss, the craftsmanship is ingenious! It was right to ask him at the beginning! If you invite him to join our team of people with lofty ideals, I don't know. Would he like it?"

Yinshi suddenly grabbed Gui by the collar and shouted, "Hey, are you out of your mind? What if such a powerful bomb kills someone?"

"No, it's fine!" Gui smiled confidently, "At most, the hairstyle will become an afro, and it will return to its original shape after three squares."

"This kind of setting is only applicable in Gin fucking! You idiot!!"

Afterwards, Gintoki tried to look for the corpse, but found nothing.

At this time, Yinshi remembered the matter of the child, so he asked, "By the way, why did you come here? Where's that kid?"

"I see that Meimaodian is coming, so I handed over the child to him." Gui replied.

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Xiaofeng rushed over from not far away, shouting as he ran, "There was a loud noise just now! What happened?"

"Ah, let's not mention that..." Yinshi didn't want to mention that kind of thing at all, so he changed the subject, "It's better to take that hunchbacked old man back first than this."

"Humpbacked old man?" Lu Xiaofeng discovered an old man with gray hair lying on the ground at this moment.

He asked: "Is he the one who ordered the coffin? What happened to him?"

"He was almost strangled to death by a man in black!" Yin Shi simply replied.

Lu Xiaofeng stared at the strangle marks on the old man's neck, and took a look at the ribbon that had fallen beside him, and immediately felt that he had known him before.

"Isn't this the red ribbon on Aunt Gongsun's sword?" Lu Xiaofeng suddenly called out.

"What?" Hearing what Lu Xiaofeng said, Yin Shi and Gui carefully observed the hunchbacked old man.

Lu Xiaofeng guessed: "Could it be that Aunt Gongsun killed it?"

"No, it's impossible!" Gui seriously denied, "She promised me that she wouldn't kill anyone again! So it can't be her!"

Lu Xiaofeng sneered and said: "Guizi, it's better not to be too naive! She is a female devil who likes to kill people!"

"However, I also agree with the wig this time." Yinshi said, "I've seen the man in black before. Judging by his height and build, he should be a man."

"A man?" Lu Xiaofeng thought for a while, and finally decided to take the hunchbacked old man home first.

Lu Xiaofeng stretched his hand in, and suddenly froze again, what he was looking at was a white-haired head and a face that was too old and withered.But his hand felt different—the old man was a woman!

What he touched was a plump and smooth body of a woman, her white hair was indeed fake, and her face was wearing an extremely delicate mask.Lu Xiaofeng tore off his white hair, lifted the mask, and saw a stiff and pale face, but still very beautiful!

Lu Xiaofeng recognized this face!Gui also recognized it.This hunchbacked old man is unexpectedly Aunt Gongsun!

"What is this..."

Gui was puzzled.Lu Xiaofeng has already picked up Aunt Gongsun: "Let's go back first."

The lights were dim.The dim light shone on Aunt Gongsun's pale face.Her beautiful face was completely pale, her beautiful eyes were closed tightly, and her teeth were clenched tightly.

"Big sister..." Ouyang Qing knelt by the bed, looking at Aunt Gongsun worriedly.

Yinshi asked, "Did anyone get attacked by a snake after we went out?"

With a pale face, Ouyang Qing nodded, "Just now, a snake came towards me...fortunately, it was caught by Lu Xiaofeng..."

Li Yanbei had been waiting for a long time, and finally couldn't help asking: "Have you found the person who played bamboo and snake?"

Lu XiaoFeng nodded.

Li Yanbei said: "Who is it?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's a child."

Li Yanbei was also taken aback, but immediately asked: "Is there someone else behind the scenes?" He really deserves to be an old Jianghu, he can always see a matter deeper than others , is also more accurate than others.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "According to that child, the one who asked him to do this is a hunchbacked old man!"

Li Yanbei said: "You also found that hunchbacked old man?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "That hunchbacked old man is disguised as this Gongsun aunt."

Li Yanbei sneered and said, "It's because you still call her big sister."

Ouyang Qing didn't speak, but Gui said firmly: "The murderer will definitely not be her."

Lu Xiaofeng looked at her: "You still believe in her promise?"

"Besides this, there is another very important reason." Gui said, "She is afraid of snakes!"

Lu Xiaofeng frowned.

"No matter who you are, you will never use what you are afraid of to hurt others. This is a kind of resistance that everyone will have. Therefore, the murderer who used the snake will definitely not be her." Gui affirmed.