The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

"What a poignant love story!"

The sudden sound made both Tu Fang and Li Xun Huan frown.

Li Xun Huan's heart was sinking, his fists were clenched, and he said word by word: "I never thought you would come to this kind of place."

Of course it was Lin Xian'er who came.

She was smiling like a silver bell and said, "Because I know that I can only find you here, as long as I can find you, I will go anywhere."

Li Xun Huan said coldly: "You shouldn't have come to me, because you might regret it!"

Lin Xian'er smiled and said, "Regret? Why should I regret? We are old friends, since we know you are in this city, how can we not wait to see you?"

Her voice was more gentle, and she continued slowly: "You should know that I have always missed you."

While she was talking, her eyes were fixed on Tufang.

Lin Xian'er smiled, an incomparably pure smile.

"Is this son a friend of Xunhuan?" Lin Xian'er even wanted to move forward, but she avoided it with her back.

Lin Xian'er saw a hint of impatience in his eyes, and she smiled even sweeter.

"Hi, I'm Lin Xian'er. I wonder if I'm lucky enough to know your son's name?"

Hearing the familiar name, Tu Fang looked over and said, "Lin Xian'er?"

He had heard the name many times when he was still with the Great Joyful Lady Bodhisattva.What the name stands for is a symbol of corruption.

Seeing that the real person was like a rumor, Hijikata frowned.

Lin Xian'er saw the impatience in Tufang's eyes, but she still said softly: "Young master, I know that you are not an ordinary person. A strong physique contains infinite explosive power. I think your martial arts must be very high. No Do you know if what I said is correct?"

While talking, Lin Xian'er finally took Tu Fang's arm, and when he was about to go upstream, Tu Fang spoke.

"Don't touch me, I'm so dirty."

In an instant, Lin Xianer's smile disappeared, replaced by extreme shame and unwillingness.

Here it comes again, and someone says they are dirty again!Why?Lin Xianer trembled excitedly.

Li Xun Huan suddenly turned around, stared at her, and said word by word: "Get out!"

He still looked very calm, but for some reason, Lin Xian'er suddenly felt an indescribable pressure, which made her almost unable to smile.

She rarely fails to laugh.

However, there were actually two times today.

After a long time, she slowly shook her head and said, "You will never do anything to me, I know."

Li Xun Huan said: "Are you sure?"

Lin Xian'er said: "Yes."

Li Xun Huan said: "But I am not sure, sometimes I will do some unexpected things."

Lin Xian'er said: "But, if you make me regret it, you will regret it even more."

Li Xun Huan said: "Oh?"

Lin Xian'er said: "If you still want to see Long Xiaoyun again..."

Li Xun Huan said abruptly, "Do you know where he is?"

Lin Xian'er said: "Of course I know."

She seemed to regain her confidence, and said with a sweet smile: "Maybe I am the only one in this world who can lead you to find him, and I am the only one who can save him... If I can destroy him, I can save him!"

Until then, Li Xun Huan's expression changed drastically.

Because he knew that what she said this time was not a lie.

Li Xun Huan rubbed his fingers lightly, he felt that his fingertips were getting cold, after a long time, he let out a long breath and said, "Okay, what do you want, tell me."

Lin Xian'er looked at him intently, but didn't speak.

Li Xun Huan said, "What exactly do you want?"

Lin Xian'er bit her lip and said word by word: "I don't want anything but you!"

Lin Xian'er smiled and said: "So if you want me to let him go, you have to exchange it with yourself. If you don't agree, you will never see him again."

Li Xun Huan slowly drank the wine in his glass, walked up to her, and said slowly, "It seems that I have to promise you, isn't it?"

Lin Xian'er smiled even more charmingly, and said softly: "I promise you will never regret it..."

There was a sudden pause in her voice.

Li Xun Huan's hand had already slapped her across the face, slapping her more than a dozen times.

The local party couldn't see it.Although he is a rough man, he still can't see the scene of beating a woman.

He grabbed Li Xun Huan's hand and said, "Hey, even if she's not a good woman, don't hit her!"

But instead of evading, Lin Xian'er threw herself into his arms with a "wow", panting, "If you want to fight, go ahead and fight, as long as you promise me, I am willing to fight with you day and night."

Suddenly someone clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Good fight, since she said so, why don't you fight anymore?"

There was a lantern on the stand, which had been blackened by oily smoke.

Under the light, there is a person standing pretty, with big eyes and long braids.

Li Xun Huan lost his voice: "Miss Sun!"

Sun Xiaohong said sweetly: "I used to hate men beating women the most, but this time, you made me very happy."

Lin Xian'er said: "I am also very happy, I like being beaten by him."

She hooked Li Xun Huan's arm again, and said with a coquettish smile, "If you're jealous, you might as well come over and have a glass of wine, vinegar can soothe hangover, and wine can soothe jealousy."

Sun Xiaohong actually came over, poured a glass of wine from Li Xunhuan's wine glass, drank it in one gulp, stuck out her tongue, frowned and said with a smile: "If you drink too much bad wine, it's almost like good wine, but the first sip It's really hard to drink."

Lin Xian'er smiled and said, "When Miss Sun comes to our house next time, we will entertain you with the best wine!"

She looked up and asked Li Xun Huan with a smile, "Do you think it's okay?"

It was the first time that Tufang saw such a skinless and shameless woman, and he couldn't help but be a little surprised.

Sun Xiaohong said: "You have such a beautiful smile, even though I am a woman, I can't help but want to take a few more glances."

Lin Xian'er chuckled and said, "Little sister, you are not a woman yet, you are just a child."

Sun Xiaohong said: "What you can do, I can do too."

Lin Xian'er laughed again, and said, "What can you do? Children are children after all. They obviously don't understand anything, but they still have to pretend to understand."

She giggled and said, "Although some things can be done by women, there is a big difference in whether they are done well... Do you understand this?"

Sun Xiaohong said coldly: "Compared with a dead person, this is indeed very different."

Lin Xian'er said: "You want me to die?"

Sun Xiaohong said: "You should have died a long time ago."

Lin Xian'er smiled and said, "But have you ever thought about who will kill me?"

Sun Xiaohong said: "Do you think no one can do it?"

Lin Xian'er's eyes moved, and she said: "Maybe there is only one man in this world who can bear to do it, but he won't do it either."

Sun Xiaohong said: "Don't forget, I'm not a man."

Lin Xian'er suddenly laughed loudly, and said, "Little sister, is this a challenge? Do you want to fight me?"

Sun Xiaohong said with a straight face, "It's not bad at all."

She didn't let Lin Xian'er speak, and said: "You can choose the place, but the time is up to me."

Lin Xian'er said, "When did you say?"

Sun Xiaohong said: "It's now."

It seems that dueling is not a man's patent, and women sometimes duel.

But do women fight in the same way as men?

Sun Xiaohong said: "I have chosen the time, now you can choose a place.

Lin Xian'er rolled her eyes and said, "There's no need to pick a place, it seems that I'm not at a loss here, but..."

Sun Xiaohong said: "Just what?"

Lin Xian'er said: "What method should we use?"

Sun Xiaohong said lightly: "Use whatever method you want."

Lin Xian'er glanced at Li Xun Huan again, and said, "In front of a master like Li Tanhua, if we started to fight with fists and kicks, wouldn't it be like playing with an ax at the door of the class and making people laugh at us?"

Sun Xiaohong said: "Then, what method do you think you should use?"

Lin Xian'er said: "Since we are women, we should use women's methods."

Sun Xiaohong said: "Is there any special way for women?"

Lin Xian'er said: "Of course."

Sun Xiaohong said: "You say."

Lin Xian'er said: "For example, giving birth to a child..."

Sun Xiaohong laughed and said, "Having a baby?"

Lin Xian'er smiled and said, "That's right, having children is a woman's greatest skill and greatest honor. Women who cannot bear children are looked down upon by everyone, don't you think so?"

Sun Xiaohong's face turned red again, and she stammered, "Could it be...Could it be..."

Lin Xian'er said: "We could have had more children and faster births than anyone else."

Sun Xiaohong cried out and said, "I'm crazy, how can this kind of thing be compared?"

Lin Xian'er said leisurely: "Who says it can't, can it be that you can't have a child?"

Sun Xiaohong blushed, she could neither admit nor deny it.

Lin Xian'er said: "If you think this method is too slow and troublesome, we can change it."

Sun Xiaohong breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Of course we have to change to another."

Lin Xian'er said: "Then, take off your clothes... Let's take off all the clothes here and see who can take off the clothes quickly. If I lose, I will give you my head."

This place is originally a night market, although people who come here to drink don't want to meddle in other people's business, but if a woman takes off her clothes on the spot, she will rush to see it.

Sun Xiaohong bit her lip and said with a blushing face, "No wonder smart men don't want to gamble with women. It's because of women like you who always find ways to be foolish no matter what they bet on."

Lin Xian'er laughed and said: "It's a woman's privilege to be foolish with men, and a woman who doesn't know how to take advantage of this privilege is either ugly or an idiot."

Sun Xiaohong said loudly, "I'm not a man."

Lin Xian'er said: "I'm not foolish either. Didn't you say the phrase 'whatever method you want'?"

Sun Xiaohong said angrily: "But how would I know that you would come up with such a shameless method."

Lin Xian'er said leisurely: "You can only blame yourself. If you want to kill me, why don't you just do it? Who told you to talk too much?"

She smiled, and continued: "But then again, it's no wonder you, a woman who doesn't talk much, I haven't seen it until now."

Tufang couldn't help complaining: "It's really amazing! That's why I don't want to quarrel with women!"

Lin Xian'er said sweetly: "This is a woman's patent!" Then, she looked at Sun Xiaohong, who was blushing, and said, "How about it, can you compare?"

"If she doesn't compare, how about I play instead?" A lazy, unique voice came over.A white figure came over, stood condescendingly looking at Lin Xian'er, with a playful smile on his face.

"Hey, long time no see, Zhaoqiao Xianmei!"

This is the third time today, Lin Xian'er couldn't laugh anymore.

But only for a moment, Lin Xianer showed a beautiful smile again: "Long time no see, Yinzi. You just said that you will replace her?"

"Ah, yes!"

Yinshi nodded and said with a smile: "You will also say that she is just a little girl! Is it interesting for you, an adult, to bully a little girl? As I said before, don't we have a duel between adults?"

Lin Xian'er smiled even brighter: "Of course, it's more interesting to have an opponent like you. So what kind of duel do you want to use?"

Yinshi shrugged his shoulders and said, "It doesn't matter to me! It's just that time is limited, so let's forget about having a baby like you proposed!"

Lin Xian'er laughed out loud: "As you said, I also think the way of giving birth takes too long. Then you chose to take off your clothes?"

Yinshi smiled and said: "Hey, is it interesting to take off your clothes? Since it's rare for the two of us to duel, at least we should find a more exciting one! Otherwise, wouldn't it be fun?"

Lin Xian'er stood up gracefully, and said with a smile, "Exactly. Then what kind of duel do you think is the most exciting?"

"Ah, for example..." Yinshi said seriously, "Who has bigger milk volume than us!"

"Pfft—" Li Xun Huan spat out the wine he was drinking.And because of severe choking and non-stop coughing.

Tufang complained: "Hey, what kind of duel is this?"

Lin Xianer also changed color, staring at the two lumps on Yinshi's chest, she felt despised.

She sneered, "Shouldn't the so-called duel be a fairer and more reasonable method?"

Yinshi opened his dead fish eyes and said, "It's reasonable! Everyone is a woman, and they all have breast-producing parts, don't they?"

Hearing this, Li Xun Huan coughed even worse.

"It's really unfair!" At this moment, another voice came in.

Gui suddenly appeared and scolded Yinshi: "Yinshi! You actually used a watermelon to smash eggs! Don't you feel ashamed?"

Lin Xian'er was dejected.Everyone could hear Gui's deep contempt for Lin Xian'er's chest.

Of course Yinshi didn't care, he asked directly: "Then you choose!"

Gui thought seriously, and said: "The so-called duel aims to be fair and just! And it needs a 'woman' who fits the theme! Alright! It's decided! Let's compare and see who has more hair on the bottom!"

"Cough—" Li Xun Huan coughed up blood.

Sun Xiaohong blushed and said, "Wait, this duel is too..."

"I also object!" Yin Shi exclaimed, "A few days ago I just discovered that I had grown a white hair! It was pulled out by me! Then am I not at a disadvantage now?"

"When it comes to the thickness of hair, mine is definitely the thickest!" Kagura Dun suddenly appeared arrogantly and announced.

Yinshi immediately complained: "The race is completely different, why are you here to join in the fun?"

The progress of the matter was completely out of Lin Xianer's control.Now she stared at Yinshi with a very bad expression, but it was no longer a smiling face.

And Yin Shi looked at Lin Xian'er with a playful smile, and said with a light smile, "Are you still playing?"

Lin Xian'er smiled: "It's not over yet. Isn't there a final duel?"

Yin Shi said, "Is it the number one martial arts club in the world?"

Lin Xian'er smiled and said, "I've said it before. A woman only needs to drive a man to a duel. Ten days later, it will be your chess piece that wins or my chess piece. Isn't it worth looking forward to?"

Yinshi smiled and said: "Indeed, this is worth looking forward to! But it's not my style to stay behind the scenes all the time. Aren't the two of us going to a World's No. [-] martial arts meeting?"

Lin Xian'er stared into Yinshi's eyes, and saw Yinshi smiled and said word by word: "It's the second round of the world's most slutty woman confrontation! By the way, I was the last champion!"