The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

The upstairs door was open.

When Li Xun Huan walked to the door, he seemed to be stunned.

He had never seen so many, such fat women.

The fat women he has seen in his life are less than half of what he is now.

There were a dozen or so women sitting in the room, and they were all sitting on the floor, because no matter how big a chair they were, they couldn't sit on it, and even if they sat on it, the chair would collapse.

But no one can say that they are pigs, because pigs as fat as them are rare in the world, and pigs never eat as much as they do.

When Li Xun Huan walked to the door, a large plate of fried chicken just happened to be served, and the dozen or so fat women happened to be eating fried chicken together.

But Kagura rushed in to share the fried chicken but was ejected.

She said furiously, "What the hell is this group? Human shields, bastards?"

Seven or eight silk quilts were spread beside the table where the wine and dishes were piled up, and the fattest woman was sitting there, surrounded by five or six men.

These men are all wearing very bright clothes, they are also very young, and they are not ugly, some of their faces are still powdered.

They are actually not very thin, but compared to this woman, they look like little monkeys.

Some of the five or six men were beating her legs, some were beating her back, some were fanning her, and some were holding golden cups in their hands and feeding her wine.

There were also two with powdered faces, curled up at her feet, she tore up fried chicken in her hand, and when she was happy, she tore a piece and fed it to them.

Fortunately Li Xun Huan hadn't eaten for a long time, otherwise he would have vomited it up by now. He has never seen anything more disgusting than this in his life.

And Tu Fang, who was panting and climbing upstairs, couldn't help but screamed.

"Ah, you..."

The fattest and largest woman's eyes narrowed.Seeing Tufang, he smiled: "Bitch! You're finally back!"

Her eyes are not small, but now they are squeezed into a line by the fat on her face. Her neck may not be short, but now it is filled with piles of fat.

She sat there like a mountain, a mountain of meat.

Li Xun Huan stood quietly in front of her, smiled lightly, and said, "Great Joy Bodhisattva?"

The woman's eyes lit up, and she said, "You know me?"

Li Xun Huan said: "I have admired him for a long time."

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva said, "But you didn't escape."

Li Xun Huan said: "Why should I run away?"

The Bodhisattva of Great Joy also laughed.

When she started laughing, there was no special change, but suddenly, the fat all over her body began to vibrate.

Everyone in the room vibrated following her, and a man in green clothes who was lying on her back was actually thrown out.

The cups, plates and bowls on the table clanged like an earthquake.

Fortunately, her laughter stopped immediately, she stared at Li Xun Huan and said, "You snatched away my precious disciple X, and hurt my favorite disciple Supreme Treasure, what do you think I should do to you?"

Tufang complained: "Who is your precious apprentice? It was you who forced me into your door!"

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva smiled and said, "My son, don't be modest. With your qualifications, you can guarantee that you will be passed down by me in the future and become the next Great Joyful Bodhisattva!"

"Who is going to be a Great Joyful Bodhisattva!?"

Even his temper tripled after he changed his gender!

The Bodhisattva of Great Huanxi no longer cared about the earthwork. Looking at Li Xunhuan, she smiled and said, "How about having a glass of wine with me before that?"

As he said that, a man handed a gold cup to Li Xunhuan.

The gold cup has a large capacity, enough to hold half a bucket of wine.

Li Xun Huan drank it all in one gulp.

The Great Huanxi Bodhisattva said: "Okay, drink well! A man who can drink well is a good man. None of my men can compare to you."

"Of course not!" Lingling yelled, "He's Li Tanhua!"

The Great Huanxi Bodhisattva frowned and said, "You call him Li Tanhua? Which Li Tanhua?"

The man said: "There is only one Li Tanhua, the famous little Li Feidao and Li Xunhuan."

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva was stunned.

All eyes in the room went straight.

Romantic Swordsman!

In the past ten years, there have been no more famous names than him in the rivers and lakes!

The Great Huanxi Nu Bodhisattva burst into laughter again, and said, "Okay, I've heard for a long time that Li Tanhua has the gall not only for sex, but also for alcohol. Seeing him today, he really deserves his reputation. Apart from you, no one else has the guts to come here."

Lingling plucked up her courage and said, "Of course! So why don't you leave here quickly!"

The Great Huanxi Bodhisattva laughed out loud as if hearing some funny joke.

"Leave? Little girl, I'll show you a good show!"

As she spoke, she asked a man next to her to stab her with a sword.The obedient man was really stabbed.

Hearing an exclamation, the man suddenly jumped out and fell on a fat woman beside Li Xun Huan.

The woman giggled and hugged him.

Look at the sword again, it is still stuck in the throat of the Bodhisattva of Great Huanxi.

But the Great Huanxi Nu Bodhisattva still sat there, looking at Li Xunhuan with a smile.

Li Xunhuan was speechless.Earth frowned.

This happy female Bodhisattva actually clamped the sword with the fat of her neck!

The most important reason why Hijikata stayed with this unbearable person was that she was really good at kung fu!

Kagura has already called out: "X, you can definitely learn this!"

Hijikata complained: "Do you mean that I will be like this all my life?"

She laughed and said: "Fat women also have the benefits of fat women, you should believe this by now, right?"

Li Xun Huan sighed, and said: "The kung fu of the female Bodhisattva is indeed very human."

This has to be admitted, because no one has as much fat as her.

The Bodhisattva of Great Happiness said: I have also heard of your throwing knife, it hits a hundred shots, of course you also feel that you are pretty good, don't you?

Li Xunhuan did not speak.

The Great Huanxi Bodhisattva said: "You dare to come here because of your sword, don't you?"

She smiled and said, "But can your flying knife kill me?"

Li Xun Huan sighed, "I can't kill you."

The Bodhisattva of Great Huanxi narrowed her eyes again, and said: "Well, I don't care about you anymore. I thought you were a little older, but now the more I look at you, the more I like you. As long as you stay here Stay with me for a few days, and I'll let you go, what do you think of letting these two arrogant little girls go?"

Li Xun Huan was still smiling, and said leisurely: "You don't think I'm old, but I think you're too fat. If you can lose one or two hundred catties of flesh, it's fine to stay with you for a few months. Now..."

He shook his head and said lightly: "Now I really don't have such a good appetite."

The Bodhisattva of Great Huanxi suddenly changed color, and said with a sneer, "You don't want to drink the toast, but you have to eat the fine wine, okay."

She waved her hand suddenly.

The fat women sitting around Li Xun Huan immediately stood up.

Although they were fat, their movements were not slow. They stretched their legs and surrounded Li Xun Huan in all directions.

The roof was very low, and Li Xun Huan could neither jump up nor rush out. Seeing the fat on these women's bodies made him sick.

But these women squeezed closer and closer, as if they wanted to trap him in the middle, if his throwing knives could knock down one of them, the others would still rush forward.

If he was caught by them, Li Xun Huan couldn't even imagine what it would be like.

Only the Bodhisattva of Great Huanxi said: "Li Xunhuan, I know that even the arhat formation in Shaolin Temple can't trap you, but if you can break through my fleshy formation, then you are really capable."

Her laughter became louder and louder, and the wooden frame downstairs was also creaked under pressure.

"You are the one who is arrogant to Alu!"

Kagura said "Hey", and suddenly a whirlwind kicked the four fat women into the air.

"Just because you fat pigs dare to make trouble on this lady's territory? This lady directly sends you into the ham maker to make ready-made ham, you bastards!"

The Great Huanxi Bodhisattva became angry: "You little girl who doesn't know what to do!!"

As she said that, when she was about to stand up, suddenly, the ceiling collapsed, and two figures fell from the sky and hit her body fiercely, smashing through the floor and falling directly to the ground from upstairs.

Li Xun Huan was silent, her fate was very similar to that of her good apprentice Zhi Zun Bao.

However, he still went downstairs to check the situation out of concern.

Dust was flying all over the sky, obscuring vision.

I saw a person slowly crawling up from the pit.

"Ah, it hurts! It hurts to death! What are you doing? Do you have to do bungee jumping twice in a row? Uncle Toyako is too heartless, right?"

"But this time I'm lucky to have a back cushion! Although I don't know who you are, thank you very much!"

"Huh? You didn't die, did you? Didn't you get smashed to death? Hey... Hey, hello! Are you okay? Oh no, I didn't respond! Is it Yinsang's fault? Is it Yinsang's fault?"

"Yinshi! See what good deeds you have done!! Take responsibility for me! Go to hell and atone for my sins!"

"Redeem your size! Wig! Don't say that you have no part! You are also a murderer! You are an accomplice! Don't think about leaving Yinsang alone to get rid of the crime, you bastard!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! There's nothing I can do. Hurry up and bury her before anyone finds out!"

"That's right, before the police come over, we need to destroy the evidence quickly..."

When the two were about to lift one side, they fell silent when they saw Li Xunhuan, Kagura and Hijikata.

The earth party was the first to speak: "What do you want to do in front of the police?"

Yinshi was silent, looked at Tufang and blinked, and suddenly murmured, "Damn it, where is this wild boar lost in the zoo?"

Tufang burst out blue veins and complained: "Who do you call a wild boar, bastard!"

Yinshi looked at Tufang with a flattering smile and said, "Ah, isn't this bitch? Long time no see! How are you doing recently? Have you caught any good men?"

Tucao complained: "What kind of bitch is this a conversation between bitches?"

In the end, Yinshi continued to say shamelessly: "You can't do this, son of a bitch! That's why you haven't been able to find a male ticket!"

The earth party shouted: "Who is looking for a male ticket?"

"A Yin!!"

Kagura happily ran over.

Gintoki's eyes lit up when he saw Kagura when he heard the familiar voice.

"Kagura? Why are you here?"

Tufang complained again: "Hey, what kind of discrimination is this? Why didn't you ask me that?"

Kagura replied happily: "An uncle asked me to come, saying that you are here, Aru! Tell me to pick you up, Aru!"

Earthwork: "Hey, ignore? Are you ignoring me?"

Yin Shi nodded a little touched and said: "So that's the case, so it's you who came to pick me up!"

Hijikata: "Hey! It's too much, you guys! Don't ignore my hello!"

Li Xun Huan walked out slowly, looked at Yin Shi and Gui and smiled.

"Finally see you again."

Yinshi looked at Li Xunhuan, showing a familiar lazy expression: "Hey, Li Luke-jun!"

"... Li Xunhuan!" Li Xunhuan said helplessly.

Under the misfortune of the Great Huanxi female Bodhisattva, all the obese female leopards left the stage one after another.After tidying up, Lingling cooked the meal, and a group of people sat down around the table.

It's just that the atmosphere is very wrong.

Looking at the delicious food on the table, Hijikata spoke first.

"Hey, little girl, do you have mayonnaise?"

When Lingling heard this thing for the first time, she tilted her head in confusion and asked, "Mayonnaise? What is that?"

Before Hijikata could explain, Yinshi's sneer already made Hijikata look sideways.

"You are already such a fat pig, do you still want to continue to eat this high-calorie food? You really deserve to be the deputy head of the pig!"

The blue-veined Tufang: "Who is the deputy head of the pig? Don't get carried away thinking that you are thinner, you sweet sow!"

Yin Shi, who also burst into blue veins: "Who are you calling a sweet sow? Don't you know that sweets are the kingly way of girls in the world?"

"What the hell is king, you're just a simple sweet tooth idiot! And don't pretend to be a girl because you have two extra balls, you're just a wretch who can act in a woman's skin!"

"Scared? I'm a giant wretch, so what are you? A pig that walks on two legs? A roast suckling pig that sniffs around all day looking for dog food?"

The two just pinched each other, pinched each other, and even started to fight.

Li Xun Huan coughed and persuaded: "Wait, you two, talk about something!"

"Don't worry about them, Aru!" Kagura said while eating his mouth calmly, "They often do this, this is their daily Aru!"

Lingling was also surprised: "Is their relationship so bad?"

Kagura said: "Well, to describe it, one is water and the other is oil. Although they can't be mixed together, they are actually both liquids!"

"...a sudden and clear feeling..."

"But going on like this is not an option. After all, we have the same purpose now." Gui, who was speaking high-sounding words, held a bowl and said seriously: "Gintoki! Hijikata-kun! Stop arguing! We should get along well in our current situation. That’s right! If infighting happens and inevitable things happen, isn’t it worth the loss? Why don’t you understand this truth?”

Tufang turned his face to look at Gui, and said, "By the way, who are you?"

Gui suddenly changed his tone and said, "Hello, I'm Etsuko. She's a young, beautiful, lively and kind-hearted female high school student who is currently a high school student in a high school against the barbarians!"

The corners of Yin's mouth twitched when he heard Gui's explanation.

And Hijikata really believed it directly: "Ah, yes, please give me more advice, Etsuko."

"It's not Etsuko, it's Katsura!"

Everyone: "..."

Tufang: "...huh?"

Gui quickly said again: "Ah, no, I made a mistake, it's Etsuko."

Earthwork: "...Oh."

Well, no one can deny the fact that Shinsengumi's Oni's deputy chief, Toshiro Hijikata, is also an idiot.