The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

[Night of the full moon, the top of the purple gold, a sword coming from the west, and a flying fairy from the sky] Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng are the two most accomplished swordsmen in the world today. The peak duel between the two heroes naturally attracts countless people from all walks of life Going to watch the battle, notices are everywhere to remind people that on August [-]th, there will be a gorgeous showdown that will shock the world.

"Peak duel? Is it really worth looking forward to?"

In a carriage, a girl with silver curly hair pinched a notice, opened a pair of listless dead fish eyes and scrawled a few lines of words on it, and then simply crumpled it into a ball of waste paper and threw it out of the window.

Seeing the immoral behavior of the silver-haired girl, the long black-haired girl sitting next to her chopped a knife on the back of her head and reprimanded: "In Yinshi, littering everywhere will be punished by future generations, future generations and future generations." It will be blamed by future generations!"

"Huh? Where did I litter? By the way, I picked up that piece of paper from the ground! I just returned it to its original place!" Gintoki protested with an exaggerated expression.

"If you really want to return it to its original place, you should go back to the place where you picked it up and put it back in its original place!"

"You are annoying, wig!" Yin Shi said dissatisfiedly with his ears.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui said quickly.

Lu Xiaofeng, who kept his eyes closed and meditating, finally couldn't help but speak: "Can't you all be quiet and let me think about the problem?"

Yinshi glanced lazily at Lu Xiaofeng and asked, "What are you thinking? Are you thinking of a woman to accompany you tonight? Or just find two women for 3P?"

"Silver time, silver time!" Gui corrected seriously, "Two men and one woman are threesomes, and two women and one man should be called Shuang/Fei! Don't you know such simple knowledge?"

"Ah, wig, where did you accumulate so much knowledge? Could it be just a few pines..." Yinshi looked at Gui with a smirk.

Gui became nervous inexplicably, looked at Yinshi suddenly, and explained strongly: "What are you talking about? I, I, and I didn't treat her OOOO, then OOOO, and then OOOO!!!"

Yinshi complained: "No one said it so realistically."

Lu Xiaofeng simply held his head and lowered his head.Seeing him so devastated, Yinshi and Gui finally stopped talking.

Seeing Lu Xiaofeng's appearance, Gui comforted: "Actually, you don't have to worry too much about Ximen Hall and Baiyun Hall, they don't have any great hatred and must kill each other, maybe they fight and fight. Friendship! In the end, they even formed an alliance to form Baimei Mountain Village!"

"What is Baimei Mountain Village?" Yinshi complained.

"The village formed by the merger of Baiyun City and Wanmei Villa is used to teach children how to practice swords." Gui explained.

Thinking of that frosty Ximen Fuxue who killed people without blinking an eye, Yinshi couldn't imagine that scene at all, and sweated, "Can you guarantee that Mr. Ximen will teach the little devils to practice swords instead of using them to practice swords?"

Gui smiled and said: "You're right, the innocence of children alone is definitely not enough to melt their hearts, it should be done by adding a lot of cute creatures, such as fluffy ones with meat The cute creature of the ball!" As he spoke, Gui imagined that scene, and couldn't help blushing on his face, and also showed a happy smile.

Seeing Gui's stupid appearance, Yinshi had already imagined that he was delusional, and he couldn't complain immediately.

"No matter what, they must not be allowed to duel. People like them who regard the sword as their own life and have superior self-esteem, once defeated, even if the opponent did not take their life, they will kill themselves! Therefore, the decision I can't let them meet...Obviously, I have been preventing these two people from meeting! But in the end...You guys also help to think about how to stop their confrontation!" It can be seen that Lu Xiaofeng is really worried about the two of them. people.

This time, Yinshi didn't make fun of him either.He just said indifferently: "So, who taught them how to use a sword! How can you learn how to use a sword if you haven't even learned the basics of being a human being! You don't even cherish your own life, so what qualifications do you have to say about your skills? Reach the peak!"

"That's right!" Gui finally came back to his senses, and agreed with Yinshi's words, "Is it so serious to bet your life casually and just play with a sword? It's not to save the meatball kingdom." Such a noble thing! I really don’t understand what young people are thinking now! If you are so free, give me a job, really!”

"If you would risk your life for a meat ball, I think you are the only one in the world who would do it."

Lu Xiaofeng looked at them with a wry smile and said, "You guys always have a lot of strange truths."

Yinshi looked at him disapprovingly and asked: "Why, do you want Yinzi to hold a seminar for you on 'the importance of cherishing life'? If that's the case, I need to talk to you about the attendance fee!"

"If I can stop these two lions by talking to them, I don't have to be so troubled." Lu Xiaofeng sighed.

"I don't know about the other one. However, in many cases, people who are arrogant like Mr. Ximen really don't listen to others! In fact, they are basically the rebellious period of childhood that has not yet passed and continues to this day, right?" Yin Shi One hand hammered on the other, as if he had realized the truth.

Lu Xiaofeng complained: "Now it's not for you to analyze the reasons for their character development, but to find a way to stop their duel!"

"Actually, it's very easy to stop their duel!" Yinshi said confidently.

Lu Xiaofeng's eyes lit up when he heard it: "Oh?"

"Isn't it enough to just break their right hand?" Yin Shi said cruelly with a dark face.

"Please give a healthy suggestion!" Lu Xiaofeng complained very calmly.

"Yinshi, how could you make such a bloody suggestion! What we are after is a bloodless war!" Gui accused, "So we just need to control their mother!"

"Hey, what the hell is this kid thinking about?" Both Yin Shi and Lu Xiaofeng had a little fear of Gui's brain circuit that deviates 37 degrees compared to ordinary people.

At this time, I happened to pass by a teahouse.Lu Xiaofeng decided to rest here.

There were quite a few people gathered in this small teahouse.Moreover, it seems that they are basically people from the rivers and lakes.Obviously, they also came for this pinnacle battle.And the fact is the same, they are now discussing who will win and lose in this match!

"One sword to the west, Flying Immortal from Heaven! This refers to the Lord Baiyun! I have seen his Flying Immortal from Heaven! It can be said to be the pinnacle of swordsmanship! If anyone can break his move, I really don't know." believe!"

"But his opponent is Ximen Chuuxue. He learned swordsmanship at the age of seven, and has achieved success in seven years. He has never met an opponent. You can't imagine how fast he draws his sword! Haven't noticed when he drew his sword, you His throat has already been pierced! There is also the chilling aura emanating from his body, just seeing him is enough to make people dare not move! I think if it is him, maybe he can really break the flying fairy in Ye Gucheng !"

"In any case, these two are masters beyond the world. I am so excited to be able to witness this moment!"

"Indeed, maybe you can learn a trick or two secretly!"

"Ah, I really want to hurry up to September [-]th!"

Hearing this, Lu Xiaofeng, Yin Shi and Gui all stopped gesturing to drink tea.

September fifteenth?Isn't it August [-]th?

"Well, I'm sorry." Yinshi activated the JK mode to ask the group of people, "I also want to watch that duel, but I heard that it is August [-]th? When is it delayed?"

Seeing that the other party was a JR beauty, the group of people quickly and enthusiastically replied: "Yes, I heard that there was a problem with the sword that Ximen Chuuxue originally cast, so he proposed to postpone it for one month. I gave my best without reservation and agreed.”

"Ah, so that's how it is!" For the murderer who broke Ximen Chuuxue's original sword, Yinshi felt a little guilty in his heart.But that's all.

Those people had no idea what Gintoki was thinking, they thought she was disappointed because the showdown was postponed.But compared to this, the idea of ​​the girl has already occupied their entire brain: "Well, we are going to watch the duel anyway, do you want to go with us? After all, it is not convenient for you to go out by yourself. A group of us People can still protect you!"

These perverts!Yinshi complained in his heart, but he still had a smiling face on the surface: "No need, I already have bodyguards!"

After finishing speaking, he rushed back to his seat and took Lu Xiaofeng's arm, pretending to be affectionate and said: "This is his honey, if you want to date someone, you must beat this person first!"

Lu Xiaofeng is already used to Yin Shi's behavior.He glared at Yinshi calmly, and looked at the group of people in front of him.

When those people saw Lu Xiaofeng, they all stopped there by coincidence, not daring to go forward.

A neat eyebrow-like beard and a bright red cape.

One of them asked respectfully: "Could it be that Your Excellency is Lu Xiaofeng Lu Daxia with four eyebrows?"

Lu Xiaofeng didn't answer yes or no, just stroked the two mustaches on his lips, and said with a smile: "What do you think?"

This is undoubtedly the default.The attitude of the group of people changed instantly, and they said: "We didn't know that girl was Lu Daxia's woman. I am very sorry to offend! We still have something to do, so we will leave first!"

After speaking, the group of people ran away immediately, afraid of being eaten alive by Lu Xiaofeng.

Yinshi watched this scene and smiled: "Ah, a celebrity is a celebrity!"

"Don't bother me there!" Lu Xiaofeng said helplessly.

"However, you should be happy!" Gui said, "It's actually delayed, which means that this duel is not impossible to stop, doesn't it?"

Regarding what Gui said, Lu Xiaofeng remained silent to express his affirmation.

Yin Shi returned to his original seat and said with a smile: "You should thank me, it was only because I broke his sword that they were able to delay it, didn't they? Just use thirty candied haws as a thank you gift! "

"Now it's just a postponement, it's not that there is no duel. If you want me to thank you, just work hard and find a way to turn this duel into smoke! I bought the whole capital's candied haws and gave it to you, no problem!" Lu Xiaofeng So said.

Hearing this, Yinshi's eyes widened: "Are you serious? Well, it's settled! I will definitely think of a way to make this victory fail!"

"You can't break their hands!" Lu Xiaofeng glared at Yin Shi, "Even less, you can't threaten their mother!"

"What are you talking about? Only wigs can do such dirty things!" Gintoki said dissatisfied.

Gui, who was forced to lie down and was shot, looked up at Yinshi: "Don't open your eyes and talk nonsense! I think you were the one who was the best at surprise attacks back then!!"

"In short!" Lu Xiaofeng said emphatically, raising his voice, "You two must find a legitimate way to stop them! As long as you succeed, I will bring you no matter if it is candied haws or meat balls!"

Yinshi and Gui showed unprecedented sincerity and determination in their eyes: "Leave it on us!"

In a blink of an eye, another month has passed.

September [-]th, early morning.Lu Xiaofeng, Yinshi and Gui came to the capital together.

"Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng will have a duel the day after tomorrow, have you thought of a way?" Lu Xiaofeng asked.

Yinshi showed an extremely confident smile: "Hmph, who do you think I am! Just rest assured then! Right, wig?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui also showed a confident expression, and said, "You can just arrange the meat balls in the eyebrow hall!"

"Hey, and my candied haws!" Yinshi added.

Seeing their confident smiles, for some reason, Lu Xiaofeng always felt a very bad premonition.I always feel as if I have made some deal with the devil, and I feel hairy.

Just as he was about to ask them what they thought of, suddenly he saw two large carts with black awnings rushing out not far away, and then the awnings covering the carts suddenly lifted—each cart had a dozen or so black Each of the big men in clothes held Zhang Qiang's bow in their hands, and the strings of each bow were fully drawn, and the arrows were already on the string.The two were isolated in the middle by this group of people.Among these two people, Lu Xiaofeng recognized one of them.

The bowstrings of the 28 strong bows have also been fully drawn, and the arrows are also on the strings.Just when the two men were about to be shot into hedgehogs, there was a sudden burst of extremely sharp wind from the eaves on the left.A blue light flashed across the bowstring.

Just listening to "Boom, boom, boom..." A series of crisp sounds like pearls falling on a jade plate, the bowstrings of 28 strong bows were cut by two blue lights at the same time!Then, there was another sound of "Duo", and the blue light nailed to the door panel on the right turned out to be nothing more than two copper coins.The faces of the archers also changed drastically, and suddenly they all jumped out of the caravan and rushed into the narrow alley.

"You might as well go slowly, go back and tell your master that since Li Yanbei is not dead today, one day he will go to find him!" said one of the besieged people.

"Good! Good demeanor, good style! It really is worthy of being Li Yanbei who is full of benevolence and righteousness."

Li Yanbei also laughed: "It's a pity that Li Yanbei, who is full of benevolence and righteousness, is not as good as Lu Xiaofeng's two fingers, even though he has three heads and six arms!"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled: "You know it's me?"

"The money dart needs finger strength." Li Yanbei smiled: "Aside from Lu Xiaofeng, who else in the world can cut 28 bowstrings with two copper coins?"

Yin Shi said: "Of course, Lu Xiaofeng is not only good at pinching the consonance, but also very good at playing the consonance! Speaking of which, how did you get it done? Are you constantly bouncing boogers?"

Gui said: "No, it must have been poked in seconds, 30 times per second!"

For the sudden appearance of Yin Shi and Gui, Li Yanbei's smile froze.Originally, he wanted to hold Lu Xiaofeng's hand, but after hearing Yin Shi and Gui's words, he took two steps back rationally.He said with a dry smile, "Lu Xiaofeng is indeed a strange person!"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled.He made up his mind to pick his nose excrement and put it in the dish next time for the two bastards Yin Shi and Gui to eat it! ! !