The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

Unknowingly, Yin Shi and Gui have been staying with Happy King for nearly half a month.

And on this day, a familiar figure came to the Merry Forest.

This person is Shen Lang.

At this moment, he was still wearing that lazy and wise smile, quietly observing the situation around him.

When Yinshi, Gui and Bai Feifei went to Happy Forest, Wang Lianhua used a trick to catch Zhu Qiqi. In order to save Zhu Qiqi, Shen Lang and Panda finally fell into Wang Lianhua's hands.

Of course, Wang Lianhua didn't kill them, because his mother needed Shen Lang to do things for her, and this matter was to ask him to be Happy King's diner, and let him join Happy King's sect as his own.

Apart from his love of wine and beauties, Happy King also has his biggest weakness, which is his love of talent.For a talent like Shen Lang, Happy King definitely wants it!Because of this, Mrs. Wang chose Shen Lang.

However, there is another reason, that is, the news that Yinshi and Gui have sent back since they entered is very strange.From the first "under development" to the second "seems to be a bit over-developed", Mrs. Wang who received this news felt completely unclear.

After much consideration, Mrs. Wang tried to get Shen Lang to approach Happy King.Originally, because of this, she planned to send one of her personal maids, Ranxiang, to be a watchdog. However, unexpectedly, Wang Lianhua offered him to be a watchdog.

And Shen Lang agreed to Mrs. Wang's request, and successfully came to Happy Forest on this day.By the way, Wang Lianhua simply disguised herself as a beautiful girl.

But not long after they came in, the two of them noticed something was wrong.

Originally, according to Mrs. Wang's statement, no matter who they are, as long as they are rich and powerful, they can come here.But why was he stopped by several guards viciously as soon as he came in?

And these few are the most brave soldiers under the Happy King, the Gale Knights.

Only one of them asked: "Who are you, and what is the purpose of coming here?"

Purpose?Isn't it just about gambling, playing and having fun?Why is it so strict?Shen Lang kept a smile on his face and kept thinking in his heart. He suddenly thought that the number of people who came recently had become more and more complicated, so he became stricter about the candidates who came in.

Thinking of this, Shen Lang said with a smile: "I heard that I can see Happy King here, so I actually want to recommend myself."

Rather than being unclear, it is better to be straightforward.That's how Shen Lang thought about it.But the knights in front of him probably don’t believe him, but it’s okay, as long as they show their hands, even if they don’t believe it, they will tell the happy king about him, no matter what the result is, the happy king will finally know He exists and he has come here.

However, to Shen Lang's surprise, the other party not only did not make a move, but said to him: "Really, so you want to join us! Well, please come with me."

It took Shen Lang a long time to react to the words of the person in front of him.

Eh?what happened?so easy?Is it so easy to be a diner?Even if you love again, isn't it too careless?

Just as Shen Lang kept slandering, the Gale Knight who was leading him stopped suddenly, and his eyes became respectful.

When Shen Lang was wondering if the Happy King had come, he heard the knights suddenly bow at ninety degrees.

"Miss Gui!"

Osmanthus?Shen Lang was stunned when he heard the familiar name, then looked over, and saw a beautiful woman with long black and beautiful hair standing there looking at him, but there was no expression on her face.

……not him.Shen Lang, who was thinking about it, frowned, but still kept a smile on his face.

Shen Lang didn't know the original Gui, but Wang Lianhua did, and when he saw him, he felt bad.

Hey, what's going on?How many levels has he been promoted in less than half a month?Have become a big dark horse under the Merry King?

After the Gale Knight introduced himself as a refugee to the Happy King, Gui looked at him and nodded before preparing to take him away.When Wang Lianhua subconsciously prepared to follow, a man in black suddenly stopped her.

"It is stipulated that only diners go."

Seeing the man in front of them, both Wang Lianhua and Shen Lang were taken aback.This person, if he guessed correctly, he is the Qi Shi Dugushang who is the best in martial arts among the four underlings of Happy King.

Seeing this, Gui said, "Don't scare others, you have to be gentle with women!"

"Yes, Miss Gui!"

Hearing Dugushang's respectful tone, Wang Lianhua was even more confused.

What happened? ? ?

In the end, Shen Lang was taken away alone, and Wang Lianhua, who was so surprised that she forgot to tell Shen Langgui's true identity, stayed where she was, flustered in the wind.

After Shen Lang, who didn't know what his fate would be like, was brought into a room, Gui's first words left him speechless.

"Well, first of all, please give me your resume."

"……Eh?"

Shen Lang was completely confused and could only look at Gui foolishly.Gui started to frown, tapped his fingers on the table and said, "What is it? Resume, resume! Don't you even know the resume?"

"Ah, no, that...why do you need a resume?"

Seeing Shen Lang's dumbfounded expression, Gui asked, "Don't you want to come to us to apply for a job?"

job hunting?Shen Lang never dreamed that these two words would appear, and he really didn't know how to react at the moment.

"Well, I want to work for the Happy King..."

"Isn't this just job hunting? You want to come to us for a job, right?"

Gui's words really made Shen Lang completely speechless.It seems that this is true, but I always feel that something is wrong!

Gui sighed and said, "Since you want to apply for a job, isn't it common sense to bring your resume? It turns out that you didn't bring it, did you? Do you really want to get this position? You must know that the competitors for this position are There are a lot! If you are so careless, the first step will start to lag behind others, you know that?"

"Ah... um... yes..."

Shen Lang didn't know what he should say at all, so he could only squeak.

"Well, forget it, I won't pursue it this time, you can fill in your resume next time. Now let me ask you a few questions first."

Eh?Passed?When Shen Lang was thinking so foolishly, Gui started to pick up his pen and notebook and started asking.

"First, what's your name?"

"My name is Shen Lang!"

"What about age?"

"22."

"What about height and weight?"

"Huh? This..."

"Hmm? Don't you know? You haven't had a physical examination for a long time, right? That's not good, a physical examination should be done at least once a year! It's true, young people nowadays really don't take their bodies seriously. One thing!!"

"..."

Shen Lang suddenly felt very tired, very tired.

"Since I haven't had a physical examination, I can't answer the following questions about medical history and drug allergies... Ah, are you married?"

"...Why do you have to ask this question?"

"Ah, in order to better distribute employees' benefits, if you are married, you need to confirm whether you have children at home. If you have not yet and your wife is pregnant and gives birth to a child, we will give employees a certain period of paternity leave to let them Take good care of your wife and children at home. Of course, if you already have a child, the paternity leave for the second child will be shortened!"

Shen Lang fell silent.Eh?What's the matter with this strong feeling of humane boss?

"...I don't have a wife yet..."

"Oh, that's right, this won't work, people have limited youth, you need to work harder!"

Shen Lang was silent again.Why would I comfort the woman in front of me here?

"Ah, by the way, where was your previous employer?"

"...Affiliation? Do you mean who did I work for before?"

"Well, you can understand it that way."

Hearing this, Shen Lang thought for a while and then smiled: "Could it be that you are worried about who ordered me to come here?"

"No, it's purely to prevent you from causing unnecessary trouble to us because you didn't hand over everything properly!" Gui's words made Shen Lang's smile freeze on his face, only Gui was still nagging, "Recently, some young people have always come to work without breaking the business of the previous company. If the employee contract has not been terminated, this will easily cause commercial disputes for us! We must put an end to this! You There should be no problems in this regard, right? Did you submit the resignation letter properly? The resignation procedures should also be completed, right?"

... Are Happy King's subordinates doing everything in such a commercial way?The corner of Shen Lang's mouth began to twitch.

Seeing that Shen Lang didn't speak, Gui raised his eyes to look at him: "What's wrong? Could it be that you haven't officially resigned yet?"

"Ah, no, that, I didn't work under anyone before..."

"Are you a vagrant?"

Gui's words greatly impacted Shen Lang.

unemployed?Say him?

Shen Lang thought for a long time what he could refute, but in the end he couldn't think of anything to say, and finally said: "No, but I have an income. With the reward notice, I can still get the money!"

"Is it a freelancer? No fixed income, all relying on part-time jobs? This is not acceptable! If young people nowadays don't even have a proper job, how can they succeed? No wonder they are not married yet. It seems that the girl's family is not married. I feel safe in you!"

Shen Lang was silent again.This feeling of talking to my mother is so annoying...

After Gui asked a few more questions in a row, he finally closed the notebook.

"Okay, let's do it roughly for now. Next, please come over here with me."

Shen Lang breathed a sigh of relief and stood up, followed Gui out, until he reached a hall.In the hall, there were actually a dozen or so people sitting there, each of them immersed in their studies with nervous expressions.

Before Shen Lang could react, everyone stood up and bowed together when they saw Queen Gui, "Hi, teacher!"

Gui nodded, motioned for them to sit down, and let Shen Lang sit in the last seat.

Seeing that everyone was seated, Gui said solemnly: "Everyone here wants to come to our company to take up a job. Now take a written test, and those who pass will be able to officially take up a job in our company."

Shen Lang complained: From the door to the company.Am I really not in the wrong place?

Gui: "Well, I have mentioned the scope of the exam before, as long as you study hard, you will not be difficult!"

Shen Lang was surprised: range?I don't know anything!

Just when he was thinking of asking the person next to him, Gui spoke up first: "Ah, students who are still thinking about cramming, please give up! Put away your textbooks!"

Shen Lang almost went crazy: What is a textbook?Do you still have books?Is this an imperial examination?

"Don't cheat! Once you find out, you will be removed from school immediately, and you will not be allowed to take the exam again for life."

Still studying?In fact, this is basically an imperial examination, right?Shen Lang complained wildly in his heart.

"The exam method uses on-the-spot questions. After I list the questions, you will answer them on paper. Are you ready?"

After looking around for a while, Gui nodded and said, "Then, the first question, common sense question: Please answer 'Happy King=?'"

Everyone started to answer the questions.

Shen Lang stared at this question and thought about it seriously.

Although there are many inexplicable things nowadays, as long as you pass this answer, you can see the Happy King, right?But what exactly is this question?Happy King = Chai Yuguan, should I answer like this?However, his true face is Chai Yuguan. Not many people should know about it!What's more, as mentioned above, this is a common sense question, that is to say, it should be a more popular answer, so it is absolutely incorrect to write it this way.

After thinking about it, Shen Lang finally answered: Happy King = Prince.

"Then, announce the correct answer." After collecting all the answer sheets, Gui replied, "The correct answer is: Happy King = Chai Yuguan."

Hearing a loud "bang", Shen Lang's head hit the table hard.

Ignoring Shen Lang's loud noise, Gui continued: "In addition, the students who answered 'Happy King=Wan Jiasheng Buddha' can also score points."

There seemed to be a few people cheering in the audience.

Shen Lang propped his forehead with one hand, why did it happen?

"Then, let's go to the next question." Gui said lightly, "The second question is a calculation question. The enemy invaded, and ten Gale Knights started to fight against ten invaders. After killing two invaders, they came back behind." After killing six intruders, the intruders killed three Gale Knights and severely injured two knights. Four knights were replaced and two new ones were added, and three more intruders were killed. Excuse me, Lu Xiaofeng How many eyebrows do you have?"

"Crack", Shen Lang's writing brush was broken by him.What the hell kind of problem is this?Who is Lu Xiaofeng?

Resisting the urge to roar, Shen Lang changed a brush and began to think: No matter how you think about it, the answer to this question should be two!Ah, no, is it possible that Lu Xiaofeng is the name of one of the Gale Knights?Got his eyebrows chopped off during the slash?No, I lost points for the previous general knowledge questions because I thought too much, and now this question can never be wrong again.

Finally, Shen Lang filled out two lines on the paper.

The test paper was collected, and Gui announced the answer: "Hey, the correct answer to this question is: four."

Shen Lang slammed his head on the table again.This time he couldn't help it anymore and shouted, "Why?"

Gui explained: "This student, you haven't read the textbook, have you? It may be mentioned in the textbook! Lu Xiaofeng's nickname is: Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows."

Who knows?that kind of thing! ! !

Shen Lang began to have an urge to cry.

"Okay, now for the last question."

What, is it the last question?Shen Lang was completely hopeless.

Gui said: "The last question will test your emotional intelligence and literary talent. Therefore, please treat this question well and pay special attention. If you perform well on this question, you will be admitted directly regardless of the scores of the first two questions."

Shen Lang's eyes lit up.Does that mean he still has a chance?

I only heard Gui announce the question and said: "Everyone, please write a composition of no less than 10 characters with the title 'A Letter to My Son'. Those who have sons should write letters with their current sons, and those who have no sons should write letters with the title of 'A Letter to My Son'." Imagine writing a letter to your future son for [-] minutes. Well, let’s start writing!”

Shen Lang fell silent.There was complete silence.

Write a letter to your own son?Also require no less than [-] words?Who can write this?Is this messing with him?Are you messing with him?

Taking a deep breath, looking at the white paper in front of him, Shen Lang sighed helplessly in his heart.

Forget it, whatever it is...

Shen Lang who was so relieved raised his pen.

When the time was up, the answer sheets were collected one by one.Gui looked at each picture one by one, until he saw Shen Lang's picture, no one noticed that there was a slight change in Gui's eyes.