The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

After Zhu Qiqi touched Wang Lianhua's two acupuncture points, Yinshi and Gui carried him out together.

Wang Lianhua, who was being carried, felt quite uncomfortable.Finally couldn't help but asked: "Where is the girl going to take me?"

"Did you forget my words?" Zhu Qiqi said, "You just need to obey my orders!"

Wang Lianhua could only smile wryly.

"By the way..." Yin Shi asked, "Where did you abduct our lovely little girl Bai Feifei?"

Hearing this, Wang Lianhua's brows twitched for some reason.

"I put her in a safe place. Don't worry, she will be fine." Wang Lianhua said.

It was easy to get to a place, and seeing the underground ruts, it seemed to be on the road, but the road was also covered by snow, so it was hard to tell.

Zhu Qiqi found a stone by the dead tree and sat down, facing Yin Shi and Gui said: "You can just put him on the ground as you like!"

Yinshi and Gui also obediently threw poor Wang Lianhua into the snow.

However, Wang Lianhua is indeed a character, and she actually accepted it submissively, instead of making a sound, she smiled, even though her face had already been frozen, her smile was really ugly.

At this time, Wang Lianhua said: "Why are there only a few of you? Is that Shen Lang not with you? Could it be that he betrayed you to the girl?"

"Bah!" Zhu Qiqi said angrily, "How could Shen Lang betray me? He is so devoted to me!"

Wang Lianhua was slightly taken aback.

Wang Lianhua really knew a lot about the relationship between men and women, so she could understand the matter between Zhu Qiqi and Shen Lang at a glance.He was very clear about Zhu Qiqi's deep love for Shen Lang, but he also understood Zhu Qiqi's uncertainty and distrust of Shen Lang's feelings for her.

However, at this moment, that lack of self-confidence has completely disappeared after only one day, which makes him quite puzzled.

He silently glanced at Yin, who was bored and picking his booger, and Gui, who was dozing off.

...Did they do it?

After a while, a big car drove up from a distance.

Zhu Qiqi yelled, and the cart, which was not moving fast, stopped slowly. Before the driver could speak, his head poked out from inside the carriage, and said, "Hurry up, hurry up, this car is chartered, we don't take passengers. .”

Without saying a word, Zhu Qiqi opened the car door.

I saw three men dressed as businessmen sitting in the carriage, one of them seemed familiar, but Zhu Qiqi didn't take a closer look, and sternly said: "Get down, come down for me."

A man with a round face said in surprise: "Go down, why go down?"

Zhu Qiqi said: "You have encountered robbers, do you know?"

The round-faced man paled and said, "Where is the robber?"

Zhu Qiqi said: "I am a robber."

Seeing that the man still had a single saber hanging from his waist, Zhu Qiqi stretched out his hand, and with a "choke", he pulled out the single saber, bent on his knee, and snapped the single saber in two.

The three men's faces turned blue, they didn't speak anymore, they stumbled and walked down.

Zhu Qiqi smiled and shouted: "Ayin, Gui, hurry up and get in the car!"

Yin Shi and Gui looked at her silently for a few seconds, then decisively threw Wang Lianhua into the car.

"Driver, let's go."

The driver of the car was also startled and confused, he said in a stuttering voice, "Gu... miss, majesty, where are you going?"

Zhu Qiqi said: "Just go ahead, I will tell you when I get there."

So the chariots and horses moved forward, but the three men were thrown into the wind and snow.

Wang Lianhua smiled and said: "My lord... I don't want the girl to become a lord."

Yin Shi couldn't help complaining, "Are you going to become the King of the Mountain?"

Zhu Qiqi blushed and said, "Who is the King of the Mountain?"

In fact, when she thought of what she had done just now, she didn't feel a little funny. Just half a day ago, she never dreamed that she would do such a thing.If Shen Lang sees her doing such a thing, he doesn't know what will happen, the expression on his face must be very funny.

Thinking of Shen Lang, Zhu Qiqi showed a happy smile on his face: Just wait, Shen Lang, I will definitely become the best Jianghu heroine who can match you!

Seeing Zhu Qiqi struggling to adapt to the wandering life, Yinshi and Gui felt guilty for their nonsense, but also expressed their admiration for the girl in front of them who yearned for their own love.

Ah, youth is good...

"No matter what, Wang Lianhua has fallen into my hands at this moment. He is a smart man. Since he is in my hands, he will definitely listen to me. With him, I will definitely be able to do something that will surprise Shen Lang. As for the matter, even if he doesn't see it for a while, he will know about it one day. In this way, he will definitely be satisfied with me and marry me as his wife!"

Thinking that his dream all along was about to come true, Zhu Qiqi wanted to hum.

"Driver, hurry up, rush to the largest town nearby, find the largest inn, do more and talk less, it will always be to your benefit."

Sure enough, the carriages and horses stopped at a very large inn.

Zhu Qiqi had already pulled out a stack of banknotes from Wang Lianhua's body, looked at it, the smallest one was 500 taels, she casually gave it to the driver.

The driver looked at it, and was stupefied again——stunned with joy.

But Yinshi and Gui stared blankly at this very skilled robbery technique, and couldn't help being dumbfounded too.

"...You are obviously a young lady, why do you seem to be very skilled in robbery?"

Zhu Qiqi smiled and said: "In the future, I will wander around with Shen Lang! How can I do it without more survival skills?"

its not right?Many places are wrong, right?

Seeing Zhu Qiqi going to the counter to ask for a room, Yin Shi and Gui always felt that they had accidentally misled the innocent Zhu Qiqi.

Wang Lianhua obviously heard the voices of Yin Shi and Gui, so she asked lightly, "Should you take some responsibility for this?"

After a moment of silence, Yinshi turned her head and smiled and said, "It's okay, her future husband will help her correct it later!"

"You really are a scum!" Wang Lianhua complained.

"I don't want to be called a scumbag!" Yinshi retorted.

This time, Wang Lianhua quit. He said seriously: "You are wrong to say that! Although I am a scumbag, I am an excellent scumbag!"

Yinshi tried his best to complain: "Is there any scum who is good or not?"

At this time, Gui interjected: "You are wrong, Yinshi! Everything can be distinguished from good to bad! Even if it is a scum! It is true that Ruhuadian is a scum, but he is a high-grade person Scum!"

Wang Lianhua looked at Gui with emotion, and said, "Sure enough...someone still understands me!"

Gui smiled and said, "Of course! I believe that those who understand the fun of NTR are definitely of high taste!"

Seeing the atmosphere where pink bubbles had already risen, Gintoki twitched half of his face.

"Hey, what kind of dialogue is this? The dialogue of the lowest scumbag, you bastard?"

At this time, Zhu Qiqi came back.

"I've already opened the room, let's go!"

A good room is naturally a good room, with good tea, good wine, snow-white sheets, white face towels, red smiling faces, and red fires.

Zhu Qiqi said: "There are silver taels in the cabinet, you go and buy some ready-made men's and women's clothes first, and then hire a cart to wait for you, and you are not allowed to come in if you have nothing to do. Do you understand? Okay, let's go."

In less than half a minute, the clothes were bought and people left.

Zhu Qiqi walked up to Wang Lianhua and said, "Okay, I want you to do something, as long as you are obedient and obedient, there is still hope for your life."

Wang Lianhua said: "No matter what the girl tells you, I will do it right."

Zhu Qiqi said: "Okay, first, you change your own appearance first - don't frown, I know that you always carry the disguise box with you."

Wang Lianhua said: "What does the girl want me to look like?"

Zhu Qiqi rolled his eyes and said, "Become a woman."

Wang Lianhua was stunned, and said with a wry smile: "Girl...this..."

Before Wang Lianhua could finish speaking, Yinshi was already laughing until tears flowed, and said, "That's pretty good! Anyway, you are a sissy, and you look like a ladyboy! Guaranteed that you will successfully develop a fake girl in the future." Attributes! By the way, the bald man who looks a lot like you also has the potential to be a fake mother!"

Wang Lianhua glared at Yinshi.

Zhu Qiqi's face darkened, and he said, "What? You don't want to?"

Wang Lianhua bitterly said: "How come..."

Zhu Qiqi said: "It's fine if you don't know it! Okay, take out the box. I'll undo the acupoints on your upper body, and you can do it quickly."

Sighing, Wang Lianhua said: "What kind of girl does the girl want me to be?"

Zhu Qiqi said: "A fair face, thin eyebrows...the eyebrows should always be furrowed, indicating that he has been sick for a long time...well, the hair should also be fluffy."

If Wang Lianhua was really a woman, she would be rather pretty. As expected, with a white face and half-drawn eyebrows, she really looked like a sickly beauty.

Zhu Qiqi really wanted to laugh, but Wang Lianhua really wanted to cry.

And Yin Shi was already bursting out laughing.

"Wait, it's still close!" Yin Shi rushed out while talking, and came back after a while, with two big buns in his hand.

Just as Wang Lianhua felt a bad premonition, Yinshi had already stuffed the bun into his chest.

Very good, the beauty queen Lianhua's chest is bulging.

Yinshi laughed and said, "It's perfect now!!"

Zhu Qiqi was already laughing.And Wang Lianhua was so ashamed that she wanted to find a hole to get in!

Gui Ze simply said to Wang Lianhua: "One day you will lose your job, welcome to the ladyboy club in Xixiangdian!"

Wang Lianhua: "..."

Thinking back to the time when she went so cheaply to stop the chariot's carriage, rescued these two bastards, and accidentally brought them back, Wang Lianhua regretted so much that her intestines were green.

To be honest, I really want to cry but I can't cry.

Therefore, the multiple-choice questions in life really need to be very careful!

Zhu Qiqi picked up a piece of clothing, couldn't help laughing and said: "The guy in the clothing store thought I was going to wear it, but he didn't know it was you."

Wang Lianhua couldn't help but said angrily: "What else do you want, Miss?"

Zhu Qiqi said: "You change me too."

Wang Lianhua said: "What will the girl look like again?"

Zhu Qiqi said: "I want to become a man."

Wang Lianhua was startled again, and said: "What... what kind of man?" By the way, he also glanced at Yin Shi and Gui.I almost forgot what I said, these two seem to be women!

Zhu Qiqi rolled his eyes again, and said: "To become a handsome young man, you must make women fascinated, but you must not be smug, and you must not let people see you... Anyway, when I talk and act, I am similar to a man. "

Wang Lianhua breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, you didn't want Yi Rong to be like those two people!"

When Yinshi heard this, he was upset: "Hey, are you despising Yinsang? Are you despising Yinsang?"

At this moment, Zhu Qiqi looked at Yin Shi and Gui, and said, "By the way, I'm going to forget that you are girls. Why don't you just let Wang Lianhua wash off your disguise? This is inconvenient ah!"

"No, don't!" Yinshi refused without hesitation, "I've said it all, Yinsang just likes the uncle's appearance now!"

Zhu Qiqi regretted: "Really! I really don't understand your taste, Ah Yin! Fortunately, I still really want to see what you and Gui Yuan look like!"

Afterwards, Wang Lianhua did change Zhu Qiqi's appearance, and Zhu Qiqi who became a man was really a handsome young man.

Zhu Qiqi seemed to be very satisfied with his current appearance, turning around in front of the mirror, and kept asking Yin Shi and Gui, "If Shen Lang and I rob women, who would be able to rob the other?" and so on. The problem.

Gui asked, "What are you going to do next?"

Zhu Qiqi smiled mysteriously and said, "You'll know soon! What I'm going to do will definitely surprise you all!"

Hearing such words really surprised them.But only horror.

Zhu Qiqi pondered for a while, then suddenly pushed open the door and called out, "Little Er."

Xiao Er came over and smiled apologetically, "What do you want, Young Master?"

Zhu Qiqi said: "Go find a soft bag, and find two big-footed ladies to serve. I want to take my niece to the streets and let her get some fresh air. Do you understand? Go quickly."

The shop boy smiled and said, "This is easy."

As soon as Xiao Er left, Wang Lianhua couldn't help but smiled wryly and said, "Niece?... Well, I'm your niece, isn't it too big for me? Why don't you say your sister, sister, of course, it's better to say it's your wife , people will believe more."

Zhu Qiqi originally wanted to get angry, but suddenly thought of something, and said with a smile: "Ah, thank you for reminding me, I will say you are Ah Yin's wife next time!"

With a "hiss -" sound, the fingers that were originally picking up the booger's silver were inserted too much, causing the nosebleeds to flow down.

Yinshi and Wang Lianhua's expressions changed drastically at the same time and they shouted, "Don't!!"

Gui Ren patted Yinshi's shoulder with a smile and said: "Isn't this great, Yinshi! You have a 'wife'! This way you have taken another big step towards becoming an adult! It's gratifying Hey!"

"Let me explain first, if I have such a wife, I can't bear the domestic violence every day!" Yin Shi burst out with blue veins: "Ah, let's talk about you. Would you like to come to NTR for wife control? I promise Watching from a distance won't bother you!"

Gui suddenly filled with righteous indignation: "What nonsense are you talking about, Yinshi! Don't look down on people! People who are sent out voluntarily. His wife is not called NTR at all! This is just pure perversion. It's just lust!"

"You've had perverted sex since you said you liked NTR. Fucking asshole!"

There are many words in the conversation between Yinshi and Gui, Zhu Qiqi couldn't understand, but she didn't care, she just smiled and said: "This is very good! Wang Lianhua also wants to be someone else's wife!"

Wang Lianhua said: "I... just afraid that others will not believe you if you say I am your niece."

"Anyway, you are Ah Yin's wife from today on!" Zhu Qiqi also began to tease Yin Shi, saying, "Brother, you are so lucky to have such a beautiful wife!"

Yinshi has three more veins.