The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

"What, Li Xunhuan is the Plum Blossom Pirate? It's simply ridiculous!"

After learning that Li Xunhuan was identified as a plum blossom thief by a group of people, A Fei was very angry.

"No, I'm going to bring him out!"

After speaking, Ah Fei was about to go to the room where Li Xunhuan was locked up, but was stopped by Yin Shi and Gui.

Yin Shi said: "It's useless even if you go there! Isn't this aggravating the other party's crime?"

Gui nodded and said, "That's right, so you must not act rashly now."

"Then do you want me to just watch and do nothing?" The unwilling Ah Fei yelled and struggled from Yinshi's hand. At this moment, a white handkerchief folded into a square fell from his chest. down.

Gui with sharp eyesight and quick hands caught it.And Ah Fei looked very anxious when he saw the handkerchief in his hand.

"Give me back!"

Seeing this, Yinshi approached with a smirk and said, "Oh? What is that? Do you like girls' handkerchiefs?"

"Hmm...you still have a name? Bai Feifei?" Gui blinked and said.

Ah Fei snatched the handkerchief and stuffed it back into his pocket.

But Yinshi obviously didn't intend to let him go, and continued to ask: "So who is this Bai Feifei? Is it your first love?"

"Don't talk nonsense! She is my mother!" Ah Fei couldn't help but said.

Gui raised his eyebrows and said, "Your mother has the same name as you?"

Yin Shi simply snickered and said, "You actually wear a handkerchief with your mother's name embroidered on it, don't you have an Oedipus complex?"

Ah Fei blushed: "It's so noisy!!!" Saying that, he ran away like an arrow.

Seeing that A Fei stopped clamoring to bring Li Xun Huan out, Yin Shi and Gui breathed a sigh of relief.

The period before dawn is always the darkest.Even the brilliant lights in the hall could not break through the boundless darkness.

The above is Li Xun Huan's mood at the moment.

Of course he was not in the lobby, but was locked in a room alone.

The candlelight was dim, but his mood at the moment was even more gloomy.

He didn't move.In other words, he couldn't move even if he wanted to.Just because he has been ordered seven acupuncture points.

Li Xunhuan suddenly wanted to drink.It's a pity that I can't even move myself, so where did I get the wine?

At this moment, a jug suddenly appeared outside the window.

Not long after, there was another flagon.

In an instant, Li Xun Huan's eyes lit up.

Not long after, two rustling voices came in.

"Hey, hey, don't squeeze, wig!"

"Not a wig is Gui!"

"By the way, the window is really small!"

"Yinshi, isn't it because your fake meat ball is blocked? Why don't you throw it away quickly?"

"How do you throw it away? By the way, I want to throw it away too, and then condense it and put it back in my crotch, bastard!"

"Ah, hold on tight!"

"Oh, it's about to fall!!"

Just hearing a "bang", Yin Shi and Gui fell down heavily.

Lying on the ground, Yin Shi held up the jug that hadn't been dropped, and said casually, "Hey, do you want to drink?"

Li Xunhuan couldn't help laughing.

Three glasses of wine were poured.The aroma of wine is tangy.

Li Xun Huan smelled the pleasant smell, smiled and said, "Ah, wine is indeed a good thing! But, there is a fly in the ointment..."

"Huh? What?"

Li Xun Huan was still smiling, but gradually became stiff, and said, "Didn't you find anything that needs attention?"

Yinshi and Guimian looked at each other.

"Things that need attention? What is that?" Yin Shi opened his dead fish eyes and tilted his neck thinking.

Gui pondered for a moment and said, "Are you referring to the fact that we climbed in through the window? No way, because the door was locked and we didn't get the key, so we decided to climb in through the window. But don't worry, When we came in, we had already knocked down the guards at the gate with drugged wine, so no one would find us sneaking in."

Li Xunhuan: "Ah, no, I didn't mean this! Speaking of which, isn't there something more noteworthy than this?"

"Ah, I got it! Wig, your observation skills are too bad! You can't do it like this!" Yin Shi said suddenly proudly, stepped forward to remove the wine glass in front of Li Xun Huan, and directly replaced it with a wine glass. Kettle, said, "You like to drink directly, right?"

Gui suddenly realized: "So that's the case! I didn't even think of this!!!"

Li Xun Huan finally couldn't help complaining: "How can I drink when someone taps my acupuncture points? Pay attention to this!!"

Yinshi and Guimian looked at Li Xunhuan expressionlessly, and after three seconds of silence, they tapped their palms together: "Ah!"

Li Xunhuan: "Are you really here to comfort me and not to hurt me?"

"Ah, even if you say that..." Yin Shi rubbed the natural curls and said, "We don't know how to tap acupuncture points!"

Gui also said: "If you want to teach us how to untie acupuncture points, that's fine too! But it's best to make a guarantee agreement in advance, so that we won't be held accountable for any accidents that happen by name."

Li Xunhuan: "Forget it, let it be like this, pretend I didn't say it."

Sitting at the table, Gintoki breathed a sigh of relief after taking a sip of wine.

"How is it, how does it feel to be betrayed by someone you trust?" Yinshi asked suddenly.

"That's right..." Li Xun Huan said with a faint smile, "Although I was very cold at first, but seeing the other party coming over with warm wine finally warmed me up a bit, even though I couldn't drink it."

"It's disgusting, you can't say that!" Yin Shi said in an unsteady tone, "Think about it, if you are identified as a plum blossom thief, there will be a lot of benefits!"

Li Xun Huan said, "For example?"

Yin Shi: "You know that too, right? Now many people have increased the bounty in order to catch the plum blossom thief!"

Gui: "But until now, there is no way to catch the other party's tail. But now, someone is impatient and wants to push you out."

Li Xun Huan said: "Well, so?"

Yinshi and Gui said in unison: "We think it's a good deal to exchange your shame for this bounty!"

Li Xunhuan: "Where did you lose your conscience? Hurry up and get it back!"

"But I didn't mean us in the question just now." Yin Shi put down his wine glass, stared at Li Xun Huan and said word by word, "I mean the one who you wholeheartedly repay him, treat him well, and even give up your favorite woman. The person who gave it to the other party."

In an instant, Li Xun Huan's eyes widened and his breathing became short of breath.

"You... how did you..."

Gui said lightly: "We met the uncle who helped you drive the car before, he told us."

"Tie Chuanjia..." Li Xunhuan suddenly started to cough, and after he stopped, he asked pantingly, "Is he alright?"

"What the hell! They were almost hacked to death!" Yin Shi said foolishly, picking his nose.

Li Xun Huan was shocked, "His enemy found him?"

Gui nodded and said: "But it's all right now. Although I don't know if he will be so lucky next time. He must have some difficulties, but it's a pity that he just keeps refusing to talk about it. Just like you!"

Li Xunhuan suddenly closed his mouth.

Yinshi complained: "So, things are like masters! Both masters and servants are the same! If you have grievances, you can speak out! Even if you choose to remain silent for your own benevolence and righteousness, at least choose a kind that will not hurt you." Way! You guys! You are all too self-righteous! Do you think that life is your own, so you can squander it anyway? Think about the people around you! Would those who care about you be happy to see you like this? Don't think that everyone is as fickle as going to a brothel to find a woman for a one-night stand, you bastard!"

Li Xun Huan frowned and said, "Your metaphors are too bad, aren't you?"

Gui also criticized: "That's right! I only know how to use such vulgar metaphors all day long!"

Yinshi complained: "Shut up all the top students! Look down on elementary school graduates, don't you?"

Li Xun Huan sighed, and said with a miserable smile, "But I really didn't expect you to see it."

Yinshi shrugged and said, "You can see this at a glance, right? Otherwise, why would I rush out all of a sudden!"

"Under the circumstances at that time, I should have chosen to stop the group of people and let you leave quickly. However, the master chose to stand in front of you and hold your shoulder. Knowing that the others were slow The reason why he was willing to shoot was your arm, but he still did it, the intention is obviously to let you be caught by them, isn't it?"

Gui's understated tone made Li Xun Huan's face as pale as paper.

Of course he also saw this.But until now, he still hasn't blamed Long Xiaoyun in the slightest.

After a long time, Li Xun Huan said to himself, "I owe him."

Yin Shi frowned at him and said, "You, you are really an idiot!"

Li Xunhuan smiled wryly.

Yinshi supported his face with one hand, and asked: "The execution will be public tomorrow! Do you have any last words? For the sake of helping us, Yinsang can help you realize one or two last wishes! "

Li Xunhuan smiled and said: "Really? With your words, I feel much more at ease even if I die! But I'm just a prodigal son, and I don't have any last words. The only one is her... Shiyin, please Take good care of it."

Hearing this, Yin Shi showed a very disgusted expression.

Yinshi's expression aroused Li Xunhuan, he twitched the corner of his mouth for the first time, and asked, "...Why did you use such an annoying expression?"

"Because it always feels disgusting."

"Disgusting?" Li Xun Huan was hit again.

Yin Shi said: "Because, you still like that woman so much until now, but you can still give her to someone else! Could it be that you are really a pervert according to the wig. Wife accusation?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

Gui Ze looked at Li Xun Huan happily and said, "I knew that you must be a warrior with high taste!"

"What is a warrior?"

"Ah, that's right, I brought you a souvenir! Then you won't be lonely when you go on the road tomorrow!" Gui took out three things while talking.

Seeing these three things, Li Xunhuan and Yin Shi were silent.

A silk scarf.This is pretty normal.

a pillow.This seems a little strange.

Finally, an obscene garment...

Gui said earnestly: "These three items are all belongings of my wife, and it took me a lot of effort to get them! Heh heh heh! I'm very touched, right? Don't thank me! Although the process is indeed difficult! Especially The last one! I sneaked it while she was taking a bath..."

"Perverted retreat!!!" Gintoki suddenly attacked Gui continuously like a sumo wrestler.

Gui lay on the ground and shouted: "It's not a pervert, it's Gui!"

"No, you are definitely not a wig! You must have come from some perverted ghost somewhere and occupied the body of the wig, right? Get out of here quickly!!!" While speaking, Yin Shi actually raised the table high and was about to smash it down, but was caught Gui hastily yelled to stop.

"Wait a minute! Mr. Li once saved us! Could it be that we just don't do anything? Since he still loves other people's wives so deeply, at least it's not very good to comfort him with the other's personal belongings." okay?"

Yinshi complained wildly: "The things you carry are too close to the body, right? Are you awakened? Has your perverted desire finally awakened under the leadership of your companions?"

At this time, Gui smiled: "Don't worry, Yinshi!" Gui gave a thumbs up and said seriously, "I have never used that underwear!"

Yin Shi: "If you have used it, I will be so scared that I can't help but send you to the police station right now!"

By the way, since the situation in front of him is far beyond Li Xunhuan's expectations and common sense, he is currently in a shutdown state.

After that, under Yinshi's strong complaints, Gui could only choose a day to return all the things.

Looking out the window, Li Xun Huan murmured, "It's almost dawn."

"Ah, after the sun rises, you will be executed." Yinshi looked at him and asked, "Are you afraid?"

"I was a little nervous at first. But..." Li Xun Huan glanced at Yin Shi and Gui Hou, and actually smiled, "Because you made a fuss just now, it's a lot easier now!"

Gui said seriously: "However, even if you die because of this, there is no benefit at all, because the real plum blossom thief is still at large."

Li Xun Huan said with a smile: "But Plum Blossom Pirates knows that someone helped him cover the crime, so naturally he won't commit another crime, and my death is worthwhile."

"Indeed, the other party may not commit another crime, but..." Yin Shi looked out of the window and said, "The other party will definitely come to us."

Li Xun Huan asked, "Why?"

At this moment, Yinshi took out a steel pipe and put it on the table, saying, "This is the weapon of that plum blossom thief."

Li Xun Huan was taken aback and asked in surprise, "How did you have this?"

"I picked up the wig."

"On the second morning after the plum blossom thief came to our place, I picked it up at the door of the room."

Li Xunhuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "No wonder he wants to kill you. You really know something extraordinary!"

Yinshi sighed: "However, until now we don't even know who the other party is!"

At this time, Li Xun Huan pondered for a while, and said: "This is just my guess. The Plum Blossom Pirate might be the number one beauty in the Jianghu—Lin Xian'er."

Yin Shi narrowed his eyes slightly, and said, "It's her?"

"She knew that she couldn't confuse me, and she also knew that I had begun to suspect her, so she began to trick me into coming here at night, and used Zhao Zhengyi and others to ambush here, with the purpose of making me a scapegoat. Your person... I'm afraid she also arranged it on purpose. It's just because that person is also a poor puppet who was confused by her."

After hearing Li Xun Huan's words, Yin Shi frowned and said, "That woman is really so lewd. Is she slutty?"

Li Xun Huan laughed, and said: "She can take off her clothes to seduce a stranger like me. If she fails once, she will try to seduce again the second time. You are also a woman, what do you think?"

"Although Eun-sang looks like a woman on the outside, she's an uncle on the inside, so I don't understand. What about the wig?"

"Not a wig is Gui!"

"Anyway," Li Xun Huan said with a smile, "you two have to be careful with this woman Lin Xian'er in the future. She is a very jealous woman who will exact revenge, so I'm afraid she won't let you off. If there is a chance, you two Run away as much as possible. Or find A Fei, although A Fei is still young, but his strength is first-class, with him, he will definitely be able to keep you."

Yinshi and Gui looked at each other.

"Well, don't really explain the funeral so quickly!" Yinshi smiled lazily, "Maybe you will be safe and well tomorrow!"

Li Xun Huan said with a smile: "If so, then I will definitely cherish life even more! It's just that it's a bit difficult!"

"No, it's actually very simple to get you acquitted!" Yin Shi showed a playful smile, raised a finger and said, "Just tell a lie!"