The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

"I've seen that woman!" Ah Fei said suddenly.

Yinshi and Gui looked at A Fei, and said, "After all, she is a beautiful woman! What, it was love at first sight?"

"That's not true! I fought that woman before!" A Fei's words surprised Yin Shi and Gui, especially Shangguan Fei.

"Ever fought? What are you talking about? Miss Lin is just a weak woman!" Shangguan Fei said in disbelief.

Ah Fei snorted coldly: "Weak? She's not! And she's not as pure as she looks on the surface! In order to get the golden silk armor, she not only attacked viciously, but also shamelessly took off her clothes to tempt Li Xunhuan!"

"Really?" Yin Shi and the other three couldn't help shouting out.

Shangguan Fei said: "The golden silk armor is the invulnerable treasure? It is the most useful weapon against plum blossom robbers!"

Ah Fei nodded and said, "That's right, it's on me now!"

Shangguan Fei's eyes straightened instantly!

At this time, Gui remembered something and asked, "Could it be that this happened three days ago?"

Ah Fei blinked and said, "Well, that's right, how do you know?"

Yin Shi asked: "Not only were you not tempted by her, but you also frightened her with a knife? For example, cut a hole in her neck or something?"

A Fei was even more surprised: "Why do you know so well? Yes, even if the woman's whole body was leaning against him at that time, Li Xun Huan was unmoved, and even wiped her neck with a knife!"

Yinshi and Gui looked at each other.At that time, they saw Lin Xian'er for the first time, and they also found a very shallow scratch on her neck. It seems that they really guessed it right!

On the other hand, Shangguan Fei found it hard to accept this sudden fact: "I didn't expect that she is such a woman... We were all deceived by her!"

Yinshi looked at Shangguan Fei jokingly, and said, "Why, the image of the goddess has disappeared?"

Shangguan Fei didn't refute, but murmured: "I really can't see it at all..."

"It's only natural that you can't see it!" Yin Shi picked his nose and said, "Women have several faces! Especially when you have to apply a layer of makeup thicker than a brick on that face." ! No one can see it!"

Shangguan Fei and A Fei complained in a low voice: "You are an exception..."

At this moment, Li Xunhuan's voice suddenly came.

"Today's play is over, if you haven't seen enough, please go early tomorrow."

"Huh?" Yin Shi stared blankly at Li Xun Huan, and said, "Is he talking about us? Is he talking about us?"

Gui said excitedly: "He is so kind! He is not angry when we watch the play here for free, and let us watch it tomorrow!"

"That's not what he meant, hey!"

At this time, another person's voice came over: "Your Excellency's methods are really clever, but I hope your Excellency's throwing knives are equally good."

It's You Longsheng.

Yin Shi breathed a sigh of relief: "So he was talking about him!"

Gui seriously accused: "That's right! It's really unscrupulous to hide in the dark and peep!"

Yin Shi: "It's a man's shame!"

A Fei and Shangguan Fei complained together: "No, you two are not qualified to say that."

"But there seems to be more than one person watching the show!" Li Xun Huan's cold voice came over, making Yin Shi and Gui's hearts feel chilled.

But fortunately this time Li Xun Huan didn't plan to get entangled anymore, he just planned to leave.It's just that when he was about to leave, Lin Xian'er actually pulled him back.Said: "Are you really leaving! Why don't you sit a little longer?"

Li Xun Huan said with a smile: "If I sit down again and wait for the dog to bite me, it will be boring."

"Could it be...you don't want me?" Lin Xian'er who said so limply threw herself into Li Xun Huan's arms.

Gintoki and the others who watched from the side stared blankly.

Yin Shi even slandered: No!Why can't Yinsang encounter such a good thing?Let go of that slut quickly.Slutty woman!let me!

But when he thought of the lack of his parts and components, Yinshi once again wanted to twist the Toya Lake Immortal into twists in Yinshi's heart.

Gui Xiao, who clearly sensed Yinshi's resentment, whispered, "Stop cursing, it's about to affect other people!"

I don't know if it was successfully controlled by Yin Shi's resentment, but Li Xun Huan really pushed her away.

He patted his clothes and said with a smile: "Miss Lin Xian'er is indeed very attractive, but it's a pity that instead of letting me hug you, I prefer a plump one! Ah, by the way, it's like the newcomer from your house recently The maid from Fusang! Compared to you, she makes me want to hug her more!"

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Yin Shi: "..."

Gui: "..."

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Shangguan Fei: "..."

The four of them listened to Li Xun Huan's words with dejected eyes, thinking carefully and terrified.

Gintoki: "Eh? Eh? Have we had any maids from Fuso recently?"

Gui: "There is probably no one else but us."

Ah Fei: "Isn't he referring to you?"

Yinshi: "Why did you look at me and say that? It might be a wig!"

Gui: "It's not a wig, it's Gui!"

Shangguan Fei: "Have you forgotten what he said? He said he likes plump ones! No matter how you look at it, he's referring to you!"

Yinshi: "Hey, is it really okay for you to say that? Are you despising the washboard figure of the wig? The wig is about to cry! I'm really crying!"

Gui: "I don't mind! It's not that only big ones are good! But it's really a silver hour! Now I've practiced a fusion skill again!"

Yinshi: "Shut up! I don't admit it! I don't want to form a combined technique with some uncle! Don't be joking, you bastard!!!!"

Ah Fei and Shangguan Fei stood aside together, looked at Yin Shi and said, "Do you need our help?"

"Help me with wool? Help with the preparation of the wedding, the marriage bed, or Viagra? Believe it or not, Yinsang will pluck all the hair that has finally started to grow under you, bastard?"

"Calm down, Yinshi!" Gui persuaded, "After all, it is necessary for the plot!"

"I need your head!!"

Since what he heard today was too shocking, Gintoki was starting to feel uneasy now.

Because of this, they didn't realize that when they were leaving, a figure passed by them and ran into Lin Xian'er's room.

That night, Yinshi didn't sleep well.

The next day, Yinshi and Gui, who had both fish eyes and panda eyes, were ordered to go shopping together.

Yin Shi, who was full of resentment, scared many children along the way, but Gui frowned and scolded: "Yin Shi, how long are you going to keep this face? It's just a fusion skill, isn't it fair?" Will Yasha be afraid of such a thing?"

"It's easy to say, do you want you to replace me! Afterwards, I promise to send you some delicious sticks as condolences!" Yin Shi complained fiercely.

At this moment, a man's voice suddenly sounded from behind, "You two girls, please stay!"

Yin Shi and Gui turned their heads to look, only to see a man dressed as a high-ranking man nodding his head to them.

"You two girls, below, there is something that has been on my mind for a long time, and now I finally have a chance to solve it, so... wait, two girls!!"

Seeing the nonsense he said earlier, Yinshi and Gui turned around and left without hesitation.

The man who called himself "Bian Hao" quickly chased after him and intercepted Yin Shi and Gui.

"Don't leave in such a hurry! Your existence is really important to me!"

Gintoki: "If we sell newspapers, we don't need them!"

"Ah, no, I'm not some suspicious salesman!"

Gui: "For MLM, I'm sorry, we're not interested either!"

"I've said it all, I'm not these suspicious people!" Bian Hao hurriedly defended, "Actually, I want to invite the two girls to uphold justice for us!"

Yinshi and Gui were stunned: "Justice?"

Bian Hao nodded and said: "This has been a 17-year grievance. We have been following our enemy all the time, just to avenge ourselves. Now, we finally caught him."

Yinshi and Gui looked at each other: "In this case, you can take revenge, why do you want us?"

"Because our brothers want to kill people, we must do so in an aboveboard way, not only to leave the world speechless, but also to convince the other party." What Bian Hao said was infinitely striking, Yin Shi and Gui did not refute.It's just that they are very puzzled.

"In that case, why are you looking for us?"

"You can go to the police and government to give you justice!"

"It's natural." Bian Hao said, "In addition to the two, I also invited Zhao Zhengyi, who is stern and selfless, and an old man who is talking about fast writing on the iron plate in Daguanlou! The reason why I want to invite the two girls is that It is because I hope that people with different backgrounds and genders can speak their minds, so it is fair!"

Gui obviously agreed with this, saying: "Well, yes, what you said makes sense!"

Seeing that they seem to be willing, Bian Hao breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then, please move to our brother's humble house."

Of course Gui doesn't mind being nosy.As for Yinshi, he also seemed a little curious, so he simply followed.

When I came to a broken house, I saw two other people.

Bian Hao said: "Please wait here for a while, I will go in and talk to them now."

After finishing speaking, he went in directly and closed the door tightly.The remaining four people looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Unexpectedly, they also found a female streamer to host, what a joke! What do women know!?"

The person who spoke had high cheekbones and a majestic face. His gray beard was not dense, revealing a wide mouth drooping at the corners of his mouth, which made him feel more majestic and heavy. He usually had a murderous look. The stern and selfless Zhao Zhengyi with a bit of fear, Mr. Zhao.

Yin Shi and Gui were not annoyed, they just glanced at each other indifferently.

"Wig, people are despising your IQ! What should I do?"

"Aren't you talking about you? Even if you're angry, hold back, Yinshi! After all, he's already very old, and it would be too embarrassing if you accidentally become incontinent because of your anger!"

"What are you two girls talking about?" Zhao Zhengyi blushed angrily, and just as he was about to slap his hand over, the door opened again.

"Four, I've been waiting for a long time, please come in." The person who opened the door to speak turned out to be a woman.

Yinshi and the others walked in silently.Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered, I saw a familiar person lying on the ground, a familiar big man.

"Al?"

The big man who had his eyes closed opened his eyes after hearing Yin Shi's voice. When he saw Yin Shi and Gui, his face was full of disbelief.

Yinshi and Gui looked at him with no extra emotion on their faces, they just had one thing in mind.

No wonder I didn't see him, it turned out to be a disaster...

This big man is the man who followed Li Xun Huan in the past.

Besides the big man lying on the ground, the woman who opened the door, and Bian Hao who had come to them at the beginning, there were six other people at the scene, all of whom seemed to be ordinary street people.But Yinshi and Gui knew that they were definitely not that simple.

Gui was the first to ask, "Did he do anything?"

"This is what we want you to judge!" Bian Hao immediately said: "We originally had eight brothers. In the past, we were loved by the rivers and lakes. We are called Zhongyuan Bayi. In fact, this is just a friend's love——"

A blind man suddenly cut in and said: "This is not a compliment from friends. Although my brother is not famous for his martial arts, and his appearance is not astonishing, but in everything he does in his life, he always puts loyalty first, and there is absolutely no shame in others."

Zhao Zhengyi said loudly: "The Eight Righteousnesses of the Central Plains, and the righteousness of the sky, no one in the Jianghu knows it, and who doesn't know it."

The storyteller also clapped his hands and said: "Zhongyuan Bayi, such a resounding name, this old gentleman must be a righteous man."

The blind man said: "I am the second child, and my name is Yi Minghu. People used to say that my eyes are like lightning, but now——"

He laughed miserably a few times, and said in a low voice: "Now my name is Youyan Wuzhu, you remember it."

The storyteller smiled and said, "How can I forget?"

Yinshi and Gui's eyes dimmed for a moment.

A doctor who sold wild medicine said: "You have met my third brother, Bian Hao, a BMW sharpshooter. My name is Jinfengbai."

A pockmark rushed to say: "I am the seventh child, and my name is Gongsun Yu, because my pockmarks are denser than raindrops."

The seller of stinky tofu said: "I'm the eighth boy, and I'm called Ximen Lie, who went through fire and water, and now I'm really picking oily soup and fire at the same time, but I'm selling stinky tofu."

The storyteller said, "Where is the righteous man?"

Gongsun Yu said: "My elder brother Yi Bo Yuntian and Weng Tianjie have been murdered, this is my sister-in-law—"

The one-eyed woman said: "My name doesn't sound good, it's called Weng Da Niang, the female butcher, but you should remember it well."

The storyteller laughed and said: "Although the old man is old and dope, he is confident that he has a good memory."

Aunt Weng said: "We want you to remember your name, not because you want to make a name for yourself, but because you want to use your mouth to tell the story of our bloody feud, so that people in the world can know the truth. "

The storyteller said: "Blood feud? Could Feiweng, the righteous man——"

Gongsun Yu pointed at the big man on the ground, and said in a subdued voice: "This man is called Tie Jia Jingang Tie Chuan Jia, he is the one who killed my elder brother!"