The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi
Chapter 298 Lesson 285
After being questioned by Long Xiaoyun, the servants were dismissed naturally.
According to him, the Plum Blossom Pirate's target was actually Lin Xian'er, but Qin Dashao discovered it and the two sides fought, and Qin Dashao was unfortunately injured by the Plum Blossom Pirate's hidden weapon in the end.Fortunately, he got the Shaolin Buddhist holy medicine "Xiao Huan Dan" and temporarily saved his life, but he was still in danger.
However, Plum Blossom Pirates will definitely come again.
Yinshi and Gui agreed very much.That's right, the plum blossom thief will definitely come back, because his weapon is in their hands!
"Although we say we want to lure the plum blossom thief over, how exactly are we going to do it?" Gui asked on the way back.
Yinshi picked his nose and said, "Don't ordinary people often say that the so-called safest place is the most dangerous place!"
Gui: "Wait a minute, you probably got the proverb wrong, right?"
"So as long as we dig a hole to make a trap and put this weapon on it, the plum blossom thief will definitely fall for it!"
Afterwards, as planned, Yinshi and Gui dug a large pit with a diameter of one meter and a depth of five meters at the place where they picked up the steel pipe, and covered it with camouflage.
Of course, taking into account the cunning personality of the other party, it is very likely that they will not get close and use some means to get it directly.Therefore, Gui also proposed to add a very thin string to the end of the steel pipe for them to hold, so that nothing will go wrong.
After preparing everything, Yin Shi and Gui hid in the dark and waited quietly.
After waiting for 10 minutes, Gintoki and Gui gradually became expressionless.
"wig."
"Not a wig is Gui."
"How long...how long are we going to wait here?"
"spread……"
There was another minute of silence.Yinshi finally yelled: "How long will I have to wait like this? The balls can grow back!!"
"Indeed," Gui said calmly, "the other party must be very cautious, and now all we can do is to engage in a tug-of-war with the other party! On the other hand, maybe similar weapons can be piled up into a huge Delicious!"
"Then why are we still here like idiots?"
Regarding Yinshi's proposal, Gui glanced at him.
Then the two took back the steel pipes, turned and left without hesitation.
"Ah, why did we make so many things before and consume so much sugar?" Gintoki muttered.
"Ah, so to speak..." Gui seemed to remember something, and said, "I still have a bomb buried in the cave!"
As soon as Gui finished speaking, there was a violent explosion sound behind him.
Yinshi and Gui looked sadly at the billowing smoke caused by the explosion.
Then, a large number of people and voices came over:
"Ah, Uncle Qin! Uncle Qin was injured!"
"Why? Why is there gunpowder here?"
"It's so violent, how much gunpowder is there?"
"Damn it, who did it?"
Gintoki and Gui are still sadly silent.
Then, someone turned around.
"Ah, why are you here? Could it be that..."
Suddenly, Yinshi and Gui yelled in a tacit understanding and heartbroken: "Who did it? It's too much! It's crazy! Right, a wig?"
"That's right, Gintoki! I think the person who does this kind of thing must be usually stressed out and wants to vent it? Doesn't he know that doing such a thing will cause trouble for many people? It's so ignorant Yes! You must be punished properly!"
"Yeah yeah! Should have dragged him out and put gunpowder in his ass!"
"It's also a good choice to stuff the holes in his body with explosives!"
The servant who asked them trembled: "Hey... that... there is no need to be so cruel..."
At this moment, Long Xiaoyun also came.
"What happened?"
A servant replied: "Yes, back to the lord! My uncle was very angry when he found out that his son was injured by the plum blossom thief, so he was anxious to find out the plum blossom thief. After learning the possible escape route of the plum blossom thief So I came here all the way to look for useful clues, but I didn't expect there to be a trap here!"
"There is such a thing..." Long Xiaoyun said with a look of embarrassment on his face, "Who did this? Someone in my house could create such a powerful trap without anyone noticing it? Could it be that such a trap? Has it spread all over the courtyard?"
Long Xiaoyun's words surprised several servants.Gunpowder everywhere?That's not a joke, is it?Immediately panicked.
At this time, Gui really wanted to say: "Don't worry, we only made a trap!" Such words were blocked by Yin Shi with a stone in time.
After pondering for a while, Long Xiaoyun ordered: "Order all the servants to look around to see if there are any similar traps! Ah, remember, don't disturb Madam and Miss Lin!"
The subordinates were also considered loyal, and they scattered to search after receiving the order.
Yinshi and Gui also wanted to take this opportunity to sneak away but were kept by Long Xiaoyun.
"You two wait a minute, I still have something to ask you."
Yin Shi said with a stiff smile: "Yes, what else do you want to ask, Master?"
"The place where the gunpowder is buried is very close to your servant's room. Have you noticed any suspicious people appearing nearby?"
Gui replied honestly, "No, we didn't see it."
But contrary to Gui, Yinshi thought it was a good opportunity to frame him, so he immediately said, "I saw it! I saw a very suspicious guy sneaking around in front of the door last night!"
Long Xiaoyun widened his eyes and said, "Last night? Could it be the Plum Blossom Bandit? Why didn't I tell you when I asked you this morning?"
Yinshi said with a flattering expression: "Because he slept in a daze last night, so I can't guarantee whether he was dreaming, so I didn't say anything. But thinking about it now, maybe that person is that person." Vicious plum blossom thief!"
"Really, is it really the Plum Blossom Pirate..." Long Xiaoyun murmured, and said to himself as if he was asking Yin: "Then why did he plant gunpowder near your door? Could it be Worried that you have seen his true face?"
"Ah, really? Ginko is so scared!!!" Gintoki tried his best to pretend to be a weak JK, screaming.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Long Xiaoyun ran over with a cute face and said with a smile: "Sister Yinzi, you don't have to be afraid at all! The gunpowder stolen by Meihua will never hurt you! Because, you know the gunpowder very well. where will it be?"
Yin Shi quietly glared at Long Xiaoyun, wondering what the hell was this brat talking about?
Long Xiaoyun asked directly: "Xiaoyun? Why are you here? What did you mean by what you just said?"
Long Xiaoyun took a sly look at Yinshi and then returned to the appearance of a good baby, saying: "Daddy, I mean a beautiful woman like Sister Yinzi, Plum Blossom Pirates will never disfigure her, right?"
Long Xiaoyun obviously agreed with this statement, saying: "Indeed, the rumored Plum Blossom Pirate is still a notorious flower picker. Anyway, be careful yourself!"
"Ah, yes..." Yin Shi hadn't guessed Long Xiaoyun's intention, so he was still slandering him.
At this time, Long Xiaoyun asked: "Father, how are Brother Qin and Grandpa Qin doing now?"
Long Xiaoyun said sadly: "The situation is very bad. I'm afraid it won't last for three days... However, if we can find Mr. Mei Er, maybe we can be saved!"
Long Xiaoyun said: "Who is Mr. Mei Er?"
"He is called 'Miao Langzhong' by others, and he is the number one expert in treating trauma in the world, especially good at treating all kinds of hidden weapons from outside sects. If we can find him..."
Long Xiaoyun immediately volunteered and said: "Daddy, leave this matter to me!"
"You?" Long Xiaoyun said in a moment of embarrassment, "However, this Mr. Mei Er has a strange temperament, and I'm afraid he won't treat us so easily."
"What's so difficult about this?" Long Xiaoyun grabbed Yinshi and Guidao who were about to sneak away, "The so-called hero is sad and beautiful! I will bring these two beautiful sisters there. I think Mr. Meier will understand." Are you moved? Right, sister Yinzi, sister Guizi?"
To your sister? !Yin Shi suppressed the complaints in his heart.
After pondering for a few seconds, Long Xiaoyun said: "Okay then, Xiaoyun, I will leave the silver and osmanthus to you."
So in the end, Yinshi was still unable to refuse.
When Yinshi, Gui and Long Xiaoyun came to a place where no one was around, Long Xiaoyun finally let go of his disguise, and said cunningly: "Now you are finally falling into my hands, right?"
Yin Shi raised his eyebrows and said, "Scared? What do you mean? Let me explain first, want Yin Sang to sell herself? No way!"
"Do you think you still have the right to bargain now?" Long Xiaoyun said proudly, "I've seen everything!"
"Huh? See what?"
"I saw you dug a trap!"
Long Xiaoyun's words completely silenced Yin Shi.And Gui said in a little surprise: "Ah, you saw it?"
Long Xiaoyun sneered: "If I tell Grandpa Qin about this, you will suffer! You don't know who Grandpa Qin is, do you? Let me tell you, he is known as the 'Iron Brave Shocker' Qin Daxia, who has killed countless people. ! It was a good thing you did to be known by him, and you are guaranteed to be chopped into pieces by him!"
Looking at Yin Shi's unhappy face, Long Xiaoyun said proudly again: "Listen carefully, now you are under my control! If you don't want to lose your life, just obey me obediently!"
In the end, before Long Xiaoyun finished speaking, Yinshi took out a blue bound book and said, "That's good, in exchange, this is for you, and you keep it a secret for me."
"What? Haven't you understood your situation yet? What qualifications do you have to bargain with me..."
Long Xiaoyun, who was talking, couldn't continue after seeing the notebook in Yinshi's hand clearly.
"Wait, that's not..."
There is a line of words on the blue cover: Romantic Poet - Long Xiaoyun Poetry Collection.
Long Xiaoyun yelled out, rushed up and snatched the blue book from Yinshi's hand, and shouted in a panic: "You you you...why do you have this thing?"
Yin Shi showed a harmless smile and said, "Ah, I picked this up!"
"Picked it up? Who would believe it?" Long Xiaoyun yelled with a flushed face.
Gui also asked curiously, "Where did you pick it up?"
Yin Shi said: "I accidentally picked it up from a locked cabinet of his when I went to clean his room yesterday."
Gui said earnestly: "So that's the case, that's really lucky!"
Long Xiaoyun struggled to complain: "This is not picked at all!!!"
After complaining, Long Xiaoyun asked tremblingly ashamedly, "You...have you seen it all?"
Yin Shi said: "Ah, I want to read it, but the handwriting inside is too ugly, I can't read it at all."
Long Xiaoyun was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but Yin Shi suddenly said the following sentence: "So I took it to an old storyteller in the teahouse to help interpret it! To be honest, it really made us spend a very pleasant afternoon!"
"You bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gui asked, "What poems did you write?"
In the end, Yinshi actually took out another copy for Gui, ignoring Yu Long Xiaoyun's unlovely expression, and said, "You can take a look, it's really exciting! And it was translated by the old man in the teahouse into Many versions!"
Gui took the poetry collection, opened it and began to read:
It's spring leapfrog season again,
My two fates are forced to separate,
ah!Why is it you?
On Nara Bridge, you are my sun.my love!
Waiting for your arrival moment.
Life is short, I exist for love...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Long Xiaoyun ran away, rushed over and snatched the book from Gui's hand again and tore it to pieces.
Yinshi showed a wicked smile that deserved to be beaten, and covered his mouth and said to Long Xiaoyun: "Little devil, has puberty arrived? The frog is still jumping around! Is it laying eggs?"
Gui gave Long Xiaoyun a serious thumbs-up and said, "Oh, well written! Keep up the good work!"
"Shut up ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Long Xiaoyun was about to cry.
For Long Xiaoyun, he just wanted to dig a hole for him to get in.
But it's a pity that there is no hole here, so he can only shrink himself into a ball.
"Okay, stop making trouble!"
"Don't you want to go to the doctor? Anyway, it was caused by us, so we should do something!"
As he said that, regardless of Long Xiaoyun's reaction, Yin Shi and Gui directly dragged him away.
For the first time since birth, Long Xiaoyun felt a strong sense of frustration.
Ah, lost...
Afterwards, after finding out the location of Mr. Mei Er, Yinshi and Gui dragged Long Xiaoyun, who was still unable to let go for a long time, boarded the carriage and came to a thatched cottage early the next morning.
According to him, the Plum Blossom Pirate's target was actually Lin Xian'er, but Qin Dashao discovered it and the two sides fought, and Qin Dashao was unfortunately injured by the Plum Blossom Pirate's hidden weapon in the end.Fortunately, he got the Shaolin Buddhist holy medicine "Xiao Huan Dan" and temporarily saved his life, but he was still in danger.
However, Plum Blossom Pirates will definitely come again.
Yinshi and Gui agreed very much.That's right, the plum blossom thief will definitely come back, because his weapon is in their hands!
"Although we say we want to lure the plum blossom thief over, how exactly are we going to do it?" Gui asked on the way back.
Yinshi picked his nose and said, "Don't ordinary people often say that the so-called safest place is the most dangerous place!"
Gui: "Wait a minute, you probably got the proverb wrong, right?"
"So as long as we dig a hole to make a trap and put this weapon on it, the plum blossom thief will definitely fall for it!"
Afterwards, as planned, Yinshi and Gui dug a large pit with a diameter of one meter and a depth of five meters at the place where they picked up the steel pipe, and covered it with camouflage.
Of course, taking into account the cunning personality of the other party, it is very likely that they will not get close and use some means to get it directly.Therefore, Gui also proposed to add a very thin string to the end of the steel pipe for them to hold, so that nothing will go wrong.
After preparing everything, Yin Shi and Gui hid in the dark and waited quietly.
After waiting for 10 minutes, Gintoki and Gui gradually became expressionless.
"wig."
"Not a wig is Gui."
"How long...how long are we going to wait here?"
"spread……"
There was another minute of silence.Yinshi finally yelled: "How long will I have to wait like this? The balls can grow back!!"
"Indeed," Gui said calmly, "the other party must be very cautious, and now all we can do is to engage in a tug-of-war with the other party! On the other hand, maybe similar weapons can be piled up into a huge Delicious!"
"Then why are we still here like idiots?"
Regarding Yinshi's proposal, Gui glanced at him.
Then the two took back the steel pipes, turned and left without hesitation.
"Ah, why did we make so many things before and consume so much sugar?" Gintoki muttered.
"Ah, so to speak..." Gui seemed to remember something, and said, "I still have a bomb buried in the cave!"
As soon as Gui finished speaking, there was a violent explosion sound behind him.
Yinshi and Gui looked sadly at the billowing smoke caused by the explosion.
Then, a large number of people and voices came over:
"Ah, Uncle Qin! Uncle Qin was injured!"
"Why? Why is there gunpowder here?"
"It's so violent, how much gunpowder is there?"
"Damn it, who did it?"
Gintoki and Gui are still sadly silent.
Then, someone turned around.
"Ah, why are you here? Could it be that..."
Suddenly, Yinshi and Gui yelled in a tacit understanding and heartbroken: "Who did it? It's too much! It's crazy! Right, a wig?"
"That's right, Gintoki! I think the person who does this kind of thing must be usually stressed out and wants to vent it? Doesn't he know that doing such a thing will cause trouble for many people? It's so ignorant Yes! You must be punished properly!"
"Yeah yeah! Should have dragged him out and put gunpowder in his ass!"
"It's also a good choice to stuff the holes in his body with explosives!"
The servant who asked them trembled: "Hey... that... there is no need to be so cruel..."
At this moment, Long Xiaoyun also came.
"What happened?"
A servant replied: "Yes, back to the lord! My uncle was very angry when he found out that his son was injured by the plum blossom thief, so he was anxious to find out the plum blossom thief. After learning the possible escape route of the plum blossom thief So I came here all the way to look for useful clues, but I didn't expect there to be a trap here!"
"There is such a thing..." Long Xiaoyun said with a look of embarrassment on his face, "Who did this? Someone in my house could create such a powerful trap without anyone noticing it? Could it be that such a trap? Has it spread all over the courtyard?"
Long Xiaoyun's words surprised several servants.Gunpowder everywhere?That's not a joke, is it?Immediately panicked.
At this time, Gui really wanted to say: "Don't worry, we only made a trap!" Such words were blocked by Yin Shi with a stone in time.
After pondering for a while, Long Xiaoyun ordered: "Order all the servants to look around to see if there are any similar traps! Ah, remember, don't disturb Madam and Miss Lin!"
The subordinates were also considered loyal, and they scattered to search after receiving the order.
Yinshi and Gui also wanted to take this opportunity to sneak away but were kept by Long Xiaoyun.
"You two wait a minute, I still have something to ask you."
Yin Shi said with a stiff smile: "Yes, what else do you want to ask, Master?"
"The place where the gunpowder is buried is very close to your servant's room. Have you noticed any suspicious people appearing nearby?"
Gui replied honestly, "No, we didn't see it."
But contrary to Gui, Yinshi thought it was a good opportunity to frame him, so he immediately said, "I saw it! I saw a very suspicious guy sneaking around in front of the door last night!"
Long Xiaoyun widened his eyes and said, "Last night? Could it be the Plum Blossom Bandit? Why didn't I tell you when I asked you this morning?"
Yinshi said with a flattering expression: "Because he slept in a daze last night, so I can't guarantee whether he was dreaming, so I didn't say anything. But thinking about it now, maybe that person is that person." Vicious plum blossom thief!"
"Really, is it really the Plum Blossom Pirate..." Long Xiaoyun murmured, and said to himself as if he was asking Yin: "Then why did he plant gunpowder near your door? Could it be Worried that you have seen his true face?"
"Ah, really? Ginko is so scared!!!" Gintoki tried his best to pretend to be a weak JK, screaming.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Long Xiaoyun ran over with a cute face and said with a smile: "Sister Yinzi, you don't have to be afraid at all! The gunpowder stolen by Meihua will never hurt you! Because, you know the gunpowder very well. where will it be?"
Yin Shi quietly glared at Long Xiaoyun, wondering what the hell was this brat talking about?
Long Xiaoyun asked directly: "Xiaoyun? Why are you here? What did you mean by what you just said?"
Long Xiaoyun took a sly look at Yinshi and then returned to the appearance of a good baby, saying: "Daddy, I mean a beautiful woman like Sister Yinzi, Plum Blossom Pirates will never disfigure her, right?"
Long Xiaoyun obviously agreed with this statement, saying: "Indeed, the rumored Plum Blossom Pirate is still a notorious flower picker. Anyway, be careful yourself!"
"Ah, yes..." Yin Shi hadn't guessed Long Xiaoyun's intention, so he was still slandering him.
At this time, Long Xiaoyun asked: "Father, how are Brother Qin and Grandpa Qin doing now?"
Long Xiaoyun said sadly: "The situation is very bad. I'm afraid it won't last for three days... However, if we can find Mr. Mei Er, maybe we can be saved!"
Long Xiaoyun said: "Who is Mr. Mei Er?"
"He is called 'Miao Langzhong' by others, and he is the number one expert in treating trauma in the world, especially good at treating all kinds of hidden weapons from outside sects. If we can find him..."
Long Xiaoyun immediately volunteered and said: "Daddy, leave this matter to me!"
"You?" Long Xiaoyun said in a moment of embarrassment, "However, this Mr. Mei Er has a strange temperament, and I'm afraid he won't treat us so easily."
"What's so difficult about this?" Long Xiaoyun grabbed Yinshi and Guidao who were about to sneak away, "The so-called hero is sad and beautiful! I will bring these two beautiful sisters there. I think Mr. Meier will understand." Are you moved? Right, sister Yinzi, sister Guizi?"
To your sister? !Yin Shi suppressed the complaints in his heart.
After pondering for a few seconds, Long Xiaoyun said: "Okay then, Xiaoyun, I will leave the silver and osmanthus to you."
So in the end, Yinshi was still unable to refuse.
When Yinshi, Gui and Long Xiaoyun came to a place where no one was around, Long Xiaoyun finally let go of his disguise, and said cunningly: "Now you are finally falling into my hands, right?"
Yin Shi raised his eyebrows and said, "Scared? What do you mean? Let me explain first, want Yin Sang to sell herself? No way!"
"Do you think you still have the right to bargain now?" Long Xiaoyun said proudly, "I've seen everything!"
"Huh? See what?"
"I saw you dug a trap!"
Long Xiaoyun's words completely silenced Yin Shi.And Gui said in a little surprise: "Ah, you saw it?"
Long Xiaoyun sneered: "If I tell Grandpa Qin about this, you will suffer! You don't know who Grandpa Qin is, do you? Let me tell you, he is known as the 'Iron Brave Shocker' Qin Daxia, who has killed countless people. ! It was a good thing you did to be known by him, and you are guaranteed to be chopped into pieces by him!"
Looking at Yin Shi's unhappy face, Long Xiaoyun said proudly again: "Listen carefully, now you are under my control! If you don't want to lose your life, just obey me obediently!"
In the end, before Long Xiaoyun finished speaking, Yinshi took out a blue bound book and said, "That's good, in exchange, this is for you, and you keep it a secret for me."
"What? Haven't you understood your situation yet? What qualifications do you have to bargain with me..."
Long Xiaoyun, who was talking, couldn't continue after seeing the notebook in Yinshi's hand clearly.
"Wait, that's not..."
There is a line of words on the blue cover: Romantic Poet - Long Xiaoyun Poetry Collection.
Long Xiaoyun yelled out, rushed up and snatched the blue book from Yinshi's hand, and shouted in a panic: "You you you...why do you have this thing?"
Yin Shi showed a harmless smile and said, "Ah, I picked this up!"
"Picked it up? Who would believe it?" Long Xiaoyun yelled with a flushed face.
Gui also asked curiously, "Where did you pick it up?"
Yin Shi said: "I accidentally picked it up from a locked cabinet of his when I went to clean his room yesterday."
Gui said earnestly: "So that's the case, that's really lucky!"
Long Xiaoyun struggled to complain: "This is not picked at all!!!"
After complaining, Long Xiaoyun asked tremblingly ashamedly, "You...have you seen it all?"
Yin Shi said: "Ah, I want to read it, but the handwriting inside is too ugly, I can't read it at all."
Long Xiaoyun was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but Yin Shi suddenly said the following sentence: "So I took it to an old storyteller in the teahouse to help interpret it! To be honest, it really made us spend a very pleasant afternoon!"
"You bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gui asked, "What poems did you write?"
In the end, Yinshi actually took out another copy for Gui, ignoring Yu Long Xiaoyun's unlovely expression, and said, "You can take a look, it's really exciting! And it was translated by the old man in the teahouse into Many versions!"
Gui took the poetry collection, opened it and began to read:
It's spring leapfrog season again,
My two fates are forced to separate,
ah!Why is it you?
On Nara Bridge, you are my sun.my love!
Waiting for your arrival moment.
Life is short, I exist for love...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Long Xiaoyun ran away, rushed over and snatched the book from Gui's hand again and tore it to pieces.
Yinshi showed a wicked smile that deserved to be beaten, and covered his mouth and said to Long Xiaoyun: "Little devil, has puberty arrived? The frog is still jumping around! Is it laying eggs?"
Gui gave Long Xiaoyun a serious thumbs-up and said, "Oh, well written! Keep up the good work!"
"Shut up ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Long Xiaoyun was about to cry.
For Long Xiaoyun, he just wanted to dig a hole for him to get in.
But it's a pity that there is no hole here, so he can only shrink himself into a ball.
"Okay, stop making trouble!"
"Don't you want to go to the doctor? Anyway, it was caused by us, so we should do something!"
As he said that, regardless of Long Xiaoyun's reaction, Yin Shi and Gui directly dragged him away.
For the first time since birth, Long Xiaoyun felt a strong sense of frustration.
Ah, lost...
Afterwards, after finding out the location of Mr. Mei Er, Yinshi and Gui dragged Long Xiaoyun, who was still unable to let go for a long time, boarded the carriage and came to a thatched cottage early the next morning.
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