The martial arts legend of Yinzi and Guizi

The scene in front of him was very strange - an old man with a gray beard was stared at by a child who seemed to be only about thirteen or fourteen years old.The child's round face would have been lovely to look at, if one ignored the menacing look in the eyes.

I saw the child stepped on the old man's ankle and cursed angrily: "Damn old man, do you know that you bumped into me? Why don't you hurry up and apologize to me?"

The old man was obviously yelled at by the child in front of him, but he still trembled unwillingly and said: "Well, you obviously bumped into it..."

"You still dare to quibble? Are you impatient to live?" The angry child raised his hand and was about to slap the old man's face fiercely.

Unexpectedly, the half-waving hand stopped suddenly.

Behind him, a white-haired woman grabbed his wrist, looking at him with a bored expression.

"Hey, brat, you are so disrespectful to the old man! Be careful that no one will help you when you get old in the future!"

"Scared, what's none of your business?" The child desperately wanted to break free from Kai Yinshi's hand, but he couldn't do anything.

On the other side, Gui had already stepped forward to help the old man up.

"Are you all right, old man? Did you hurt yourself somewhere?"

Old man: "Ah, it's okay..."

"Ah, your legs are worn out! Alas, really, young people nowadays are so ignorant! They don't know how to respect the old and love the young!" After nagging for a while, Gui suddenly took out an orange The yellow money bag was handed over to the old man and said, "Come on, here is a little compensation, old man, you can use it as medical expenses and spiritual compensation!"

The child fixed his eyes, and immediately twisted his face and shouted: "Hey, wait, isn't that my purse? When did you take it? Thief, are you?"

"It's not a thief, it's Gui!"

Ignoring the child's clamor, Gui handed the money bag into the old man's hand and sent him away.

The child was so angry that his face turned green, and he shouted: "Damn it, let me go!!!"

"Okay!" After finishing speaking, Yinshi immediately let go of his hand.In the end, because the child exerted too much force, he didn't expect that Yinshi would really let go, so he fell to the ground.

At that moment, the child only felt that he was being played by someone, and he was furious like never before.Compared with the fact that the purse was taken away by Gui, he hated the white-haired woman in front of him even more. He roared angrily, and turned over in the air, with two naked daggers in his hands, and shot at Silver like lightning. At that time, he stabbed seven strokes.

This kid is not only quick to move and change his moves, but also so vicious that even the old Jianghu would feel ashamed of himself. Every move he makes seems to have some deep hatred with the other party, and he can't wait to kill Yin Shi with one sword Make a big hole.

While dodging, Yinshi complained in embarrassment: "Hey, how vicious is this child? What's wrong with the education of children here? The world view is full of bugs!!"

While watching the play, Gui responded calmly: "Probably the parents here place more emphasis on physics education than personality education! I have to say, this physics education is quite successful! With such skills at a young age, I'm afraid You have put in a lot of effort! Well, it is indeed commendable!"

But Yinshi was not calm anymore, and shouted: "Don't analyze the situation so calmly! Didn't you think of coming to help me, you bastard?"

Hearing this, Gui's eyes widened, and he said sadly: "Yinshi, the other party is just a child, it's already unfair for an adult to meet a child, do you want me to join in a two-on-one now? Are you so shameless? I really misunderstood you!!"

"It's so noisy! I don't admit that this kind of guy who attacks the deadliest place is a child!!! Even if he is a child, he must be Voldemort's child!!! Would you call Voldemort's child a child? Kid? Do you really think so?"

The child did not succeed in attacking a hundred moves in a row. Although Yinshi seemed nervous and dodged everywhere, he had to admit the fact that he did dodge all of them. Immediately, he was so angry that his eyes turned red. The tooth said: "Do you know who my parents are? As long as you dare to hurt a hair of my hair, it will be no wonder they don't cut you up with knives."

Yinshi didn't hesitate to complain: "Your father is Li Gang, and he can't save you!" After finishing speaking, he grabbed his wrist and snatched his sword backhand, and preached: "It's not easy for a child to play with a knife!" It’s too early! You don’t even have hair yet, how can you imitate other people’s knives? Whether it’s the top knives or the bottom knives, let me play when you can drink!!”

The child clearly did not expect that his dagger was easily taken away by Yinshi, and he froze there immediately.

Gui walked to Yinshi's side and said, "But this child's tutoring is very problematic! Do you want to take him back and talk to his parents?"

Yinshi picked his nose and said, "Why do you care so much about other people's housework? Don't worry, if his parents don't educate him, sooner or later someone else will. For example, a group called 'Society' and 'Reality' thing!"

Suddenly there was a "boom", and the child sat on the ground as if he was cheating.

"Ah, stop playing! It's not fun at all!!"

Looking at his expression, he was angry and unwilling.Sure enough, a child is a child!

Yin Shi opened his dead fish eyes and went straight to knock him on the head and complained: "You still think this is playing? You almost killed someone, do you know that, you little brat!?"

The child whose head was knocked held back his anger, touched his head angrily, turned his head and said, "Hmph, what is murder? I killed people when I was seven years old!"

Hearing this, both Yinshi and Gui changed their expressions slightly and looked at the child.

Gui asked, "What was your reason for killing people at that time?"

"It doesn't matter what the reason is, anyway..." As if thinking of something, the child's face darkened, "Anyway, no matter what I do, they won't care about me..."

"You..." Seemed to have heard some overtones, when Yinshi was watching him about to say something, suddenly, three black lights shot out from behind him, directly catching Yinshi's face and throat. Accurate and powerful.

Unexpectedly, Yin Shi staggered at his feet when the opponent suddenly made a fierce move, and lay down on the ground, but he also avoided these hidden weapons because of this.

The child jumped up and cursed: "What are you guys? Are you also teaching me?"

Yin Shi glared at him with blue veins, gritted his teeth and muttered: "This brat..."

"This child's education is really too problematic! Yinshi!"

"I don't care if there is a problem with his education, I just want to teach this brat a lesson!!!" Yin Shi suddenly got up while talking and grabbed the child.

The child originally wanted to escape and attack Yinshi again, but this time he was stopped by Gui.Yin Shi grabbed him and tore off his belt.

Very well, the child's pants were completely loosened, and the naked buttocks were clearly visible.

Although he is an arrogant brat, he still has a sense of shame.Instantly aware of his embarrassment, the child yelled, and wanted to put on his pants immediately, but he couldn't move because he was imprisoned by Yinshi.Next, Gintoki actually tied his hands with his trouser belt as a rope for restraint and hung him up.

The child whined and yelled, "You... what do you want to do? Let me down! Let me down!"

"What are you doing?" Yinshi found a wooden stick and looked at him sinisterly, and smiled, "Help your parents teach your son a lesson!"

After finishing speaking, he slapped his butt a few times without hesitation.He screamed in pain.

Seeing that his buttocks were already red and swollen, Yinshi dropped the wooden stick in his hand.

"Yo Xi, great success!"

Gui glanced at the child and asked, "Do you want to put him down?"

"What are you putting here, let him think about it!" Yinshi said indifferently, then turned and left.

When Gui followed Yin, he didn't care much and said out of a casual attitude: "Don't you think it's embarrassing for us to bully a child like this?"

"Don't be careless just because the other party is a child! The little devils are very smart now! Especially when they grow up like him? So it's the best choice to kill them in the cradle early!" Yinshi said seriously with the face of a great educator.

Gui sighed: "Really, it's getting dark soon, just because you have tossed me like this?"

"By the way..." Yin Shi stared at Gui who was clean all over, and asked, "Why are the fried chicken legs gone?"

"Ah, I saw a farmer who raises chickens. Considering that the children are still young, it is better to stay with the family. So I asked her to take care of it. This farmer is not easy, young My husband went to serve in the army, but he never came back. She was the only one in the family, it was hard work! So if I could help her a little bit, I would feel a little better..."

Yinshi complained: "Hey, you hooked up with someone in less than half a day after you came here. Are you a wife? Your sense of smell is too sensitive, right? When did it happen? I do not know?"

"Ah, right when you spanked that kid."

"Isn't this too efficient?"

"By the way, I also inquired about the location of Xingyunzhuang... Ah, that's it!"

Before they knew it, the two of them had arrived at the gate of Xingyunzhuang.

The gate is open, as if to indicate that anyone can enter.

Looking at the door, Yinshi hesitated and said, "Huh? Can I go in? Can I really go in directly?"

"Well, since they're all open, it shouldn't matter if you go in!"

Gui said so, and the two walked in together.

Who would have thought that they had just stepped up the stone steps when they suddenly heard someone shouting: "Who are you? How dare you barge into Fourth Master Long's door?"

One was wearing a brocade sheepskin jacket, but the skirt was open, and he was holding a big birdcage in his hand.Mazi rushed over from the side, blocking the way of Yinshi and Gui.

Gui said, "We are here to apply for the position of maid."

"Maid?" Mazi glanced at Gui, then at Yinshi.Then when he saw Yinshi's huge breasts, his eyeballs stopped moving.

And Gintoki, who clearly sensed that disgusting gaze, showed an expression of obvious disgust.

Mazi smiled apologetically, and said loudly, "Master is the housekeeper here, and my niece is Mrs. Long's god-sister here. Why is it difficult for you to come in and be a maid? As long as I promise you, sir, there will be no problem! It's just... "

Mazi showed a wretched smile, approached Yinshi, put his hand on his shoulder and rubbed it twice, and said, "After the matter is done, how will you repay me, sir?"

Huge veins burst instantly on Yinshi's forehead.Then, Yinshi raised two fingers and directly inserted them into Mazi's nostrils and lifted him up high.

"Is the old man still very energetic at his age? Would you like me to help you slim down a little? Especially for your lower body!!!"

Gui stepped forward to persuade, "Well, forget it, Yinshi!"

Yinshi also withdrew his fingers, allowing Mazi to fall down.And Yinshi glanced at the slime on his finger with disgust, and shook it twice.

Mazi got up tremblingly, covered his forcedly stretched and bleeding nose with one hand, glared at Yinshi angrily and said, "Damn it, how dare you do such a thing to me?" Don’t even think about the maid! I’m going to throw you all out and beat me hard, so you can see how good I am! After the beating, sir, I’ll sell you all to a brothel…”

A knife suddenly plunged between his legs, and he was only a few millimeters away from his brother.I saw Yinshi staring at him with a ghostly face, showing a nasty smile and saying: "Just say one more word, and I promise to take your balls as chicken feed!!"

In the end, Yinshi's threatening words were complained by Gui: "They don't eat these dirty things! Speaking of which, it feels like eating the same kind, and other chickens will also have psychological shadows! Think more about the feelings of chickens, really. !"

At this moment, a voice came over and said, "What happened?"

I saw a middle-aged man with a handsome appearance, brocade clothes and a slight beard appearing there, looking at Yin Shi and Gui with a little vigilance.

As soon as Mazi saw this person, he immediately stood up and respectfully said, "Master!"

It turned out that this person was the owner of Xingyun Villa - Long Xiaoyun.

Mazi was about to sue, but before Mazi could continue, Yinshi and Gui stepped forward and said, "We are here to interview for the position of maid!"

"Maid?" Long Xiaoyun looked at Yin Shi and Gui, saw that Mazi's nose was full of blood, and asked, "What's wrong with your nose?"

Mazi immediately yelled: "It's all done by these two girls! They are too cruel, they are not suitable to be maids at all! I just wanted to drive them away, but I didn't expect them to want to take revenge on me!"

It's simply a reversal of right and wrong!Yinshi's eyes sank a little, and he took a step back when he saw that something was wrong.

Long Xiaoyun looked at the silver and said, "You made him?"

Yin Shi also said directly: "Who made that lecherous old man treat Yin Sang Mao with hands and feet!"

"Oh, it looks like you have a lot of talent! Well, I'll hire you." Long Xiaoyun actually said with a smile.

I thought it must be cannon fodder, but I didn't expect it to succeed.Yin Shi had a silly look on his face.

Seeing this, Long Xiaoyun explained: "Although as a maid, it is necessary to be careful and well-behaved, but occasionally there should be a pungent one like you, so that you can protect Madam when necessary."

It seems that the other party has taken a fancy to their mobility!Yinshi and Gui looked at each other, thinking that it was just like what I heard before, this man loves his wife very much.

In this way, Yinshi and Gui successfully became the maids of Xingyunzhuang.